My Stand-in is Steve

  Chapter 587 I think you are deliberately making things difficult for me, right?

   "Teacher Fang Mo... What's going on?"

  In the living room of the villa, the undocumented knight looked in shock at the beautiful naked boy in front of him.

  Yes, just now, after Sonic reluctantly bowed his head to worship his teacher, Fang Mo pulled him into a mysterious room in a villa with a smile.

   And wait until Fang Mo comes out.

  Behind him was a beautiful boy with a naked barley body...

   To be honest, not only the undocumented knight, but even the shoggoth who helped wipe the table saw this scene, and scratched his head with his little tentacles in doubt... although it didn't have a head at all.

   As for Axue.

  She was washing dishes in the kitchen at the moment, but she didn't see anything.

   "Tell me about my lover..."

  Of course Fang Mo knew that Sonic was a bit indecent. He looked at Sonic who had turned back into a human form, and reminded him: "Although we are ninjas, we are not Tamanin, right? So can we put on our clothes first?"

"clothing?"

  In fact, Sonic's current sitting posture is really eye-catching. I saw him crossing his legs, leaning on the sofa and looking at Fang Mo: "What clothes?"

   "If you don't want to wear clothes, at least make a pair of pants that bind the curse..."

   "Oh, you said clothes."

  Hearing this, Sonic nodded belatedly, and then said casually: "I'm sorry, I've been a hedgehog for too long, I forgot what it's like to wear clothes."

   "Well... but then again."

   Halfway through the speech, Sonic paused for a while: "My ninja clothes are no longer here, and it's quite troublesome to get them naked now. Forget it, why don't you just make do with your clothes first."

"ah?"

  However, hearing what Sonic said, Fang Mo touched his head subconsciously: "The problem is that I don't have any clothes."

"what do you mean?"

  Sonic frowned and glanced at Fang Mo: "I have already become your apprentice, is it difficult to prepare a set of clothes for me? And I don't want new ones, just lend me the ones you left to wear, okay?"

   "No...you don't understand, I really don't have any clothes for you to wear here."

  Fang Mo wiped his face with some headaches: "But I still have a lot of women's clothing left over here. They are all the Terra-style uniforms prepared for the group of operators before. You can take them and wear them casually. There is nothing wrong with them except that your feet are covered a bit."

"so what?"

  Sonic couldn't help complaining: "Don't tell me, you only have this set of clothes on your body."

"I…"

  Fang Mo glanced at Sonic tangled, as if he wanted to explain something, but soon he sighed: "Forget it, you can see for yourself."

   Under Sonic's puzzled gaze, Fang Mo's clothes first changed into a set of flip flops vest and big pants, then quickly changed into a purple suit, and finally turned into a white coat of the attending physician in a mental hospital.

   "This... amazing!"

  The undocumented knight next to him saw this scene, and his eyes widened.

   "You are..."

   Seeing Fang Mo's changing clothes, Sonic was obviously a little surprised, but his ability to accept was much stronger than the undocumented knight: "Is this also part of magic?"

"Roughly the same."

  The clothes on Fang Mo's body changed again, this time into a haori of Captain Reaper. He smiled and said to Sonic, "When did you have the illusion that... I'm really wearing clothes?"

   "..."

   Now Sonic was a little speechless.

  However, his hands-on ability is indeed quite strong. After thinking for a moment, he quickly got up and walked towards the next guest room, and then there was a sound of barking inside.

   And after this.

   Sonic came out with a white cloth wrapped around his waist.

   This white cloth is obviously a bed sheet, and he wrapped it around the waist and hips at the moment, and then wrapped it up along the left shoulder, vaguely resembling the costumes of the gods in ancient Greece.

   "Is that all right?"

   Sonic sat back on the sofa while talking.

   "Oh, OK."

  Fang Mo nodded when he saw this, and then he also greeted the undocumented knight and sat on the sofa together: "Come on, second apprentice, sit down too, come here as if you are at home, don't be so reserved."

"Thank you, teacher."

   The undocumented knight was still very polite, and he thanked him before sitting down.

   "In short, let's talk about you first."

   After taking his seat, Fang Mo also glanced at Sonic: "I heard that you were caught by the Heroes Association? I wanted to ask the Metal Knight to redeem you... But why did you escape by yourself?"

   "Just trying to trap me in that stupid metal cage?"

  Sonic sneered when he heard the words: "If I want, I can escape from prison anytime, anywhere."

   "Then why did you come out?"

   Fang Mo asked.

   "He..." Sonic's eyes flickered: "That base is quite complicated, I... oh yes! I'm lost! It's definitely not that I can't beat those automatic mechanical guards!"

   "Ah, okay, okay."

  Fang Mo didn't expose him when he heard the words, and nodded with a smile.

   But it seems that Dr. Fobole's technology is quite powerful. After all, the blue hedgehog version of Sonic also has a dragon-level performance, but he was locked up for so long.

   "Okay, in short, I have finished talking about the matter here."

  Sonic shook his head in displeasure. To be honest, he didn't want to talk about being locked up. After all, it was too embarrassing, so he quickly changed the subject, raised his hand at Fang Moyi and said, "Hurry up and get it."

   "Bring it?"

  Fang Mo was also stunned when he heard the words: "What are you taking?"

   "That apple." Sonic said confidently: "I saw it just now, this guy..."

   "Called Second Senior Brother."

  Fang Mo made a reminder.

   "Why..."

   "Why, do you still want to become a hedgehog?"

  Before Sonic finished speaking, Fang Mo raised his eyebrows. Sonic is indeed a not very well-behaved guy. It seems that he needs to be trained frequently.

   "Tch."

  Sonic curled his lips a little unhappily, and then reluctantly said: "Did you give...Second Senior Brother just now? I saw that golden apple-like thing, and he became stronger by eating it."

"so what?"

  Fang Mo looked at Sonic and asked.

   "Of course it was given to me." Sonic said confidently: "I am also your apprentice now, right? So give me that thing quickly, and I will become stronger."

   "Oh, you mean golden apples, right?"

  Hearing this, the corners of Fang Mo's mouth also raised slightly: "Do you want to eat that?"

   "That's right, give it to me quickly."

  Sonic raised his head a little arrogantly and said: "When I eat that thing, you will understand who is stronger between me and him..."

   "Sorry, there are no more words about the golden apple."

  However, before Sonic could finish speaking, Fang Mo interrupted him directly: "Mr. Undocumented just ate the last one."

"What!?"

  As soon as these words were said, Undocumented Knight and Sonic were almost stunned at the same time.

  The undocumented knight felt that the thing was too precious, and there was only the last one left. In the end, the teacher actually gave him such a precious thing, and he was both moved and a little guilty.

   But Sonic is different.

  He has the heart to kill now.

"Why?"

   I saw Sonic gritted his teeth and asked: "You are obviously treating me differently, I am much better than him...Why don't you give me that thing? Do you just want to see me make a fool of yourself?"

   "Who made you not agree to be my apprentice at the first time?"

  Fang Mo spread his hands: "This golden apple tree was originally a fetish given to Hera by Gaia, the goddess of the earth. The golden apple blooms once every three thousand years, bears fruit once every three thousand years, and matures once every three thousand years... I finally managed to get one. I plan to accept an apprentice to feed him, and I did choose you at the beginning. You rejected me, okay?"

   "But I also worship you as my teacher."

  Sonic couldn't help but said.

   "You are late." Fang Mo shrugged: "Originally my first choice was indeed you, but who made you not agree to me?"

"I…"

  Hearing this, Sonic really couldn't hold back, and even began to question whether he was really wrong, but he denied this idea for a moment, and immediately raised his head and said: "Obviously your attitude of accepting apprentices was too frivolous, I thought you were making fun of me!"

   "Hey, don't be in a hurry."

   Seeing Sonic's attitude, Fang Mo also became happy: "Although the golden apple is gone, there are still many props that can become stronger as a teacher... Whether you want super powerful ninja swords, shurikens, natural materials and earth treasures that can become stronger after eating, or even a complete collection of taboo ninjutsu, in short, I have almost everything you can think of here."

   "Really?" Sonic's eyes lit up immediately when he heard it: "Then quickly take it out to me."

   "No, what's your attitude?"

  However, when Fang Mo heard this, he suddenly changed the subject and said seriously: "Are you here to be my apprentice or my ancestor? Is there any apprentice who dares to talk to the master?"

"…What do you want?"

  Sonic was stunned, and asked a little sullenly.

   "In short, let's do some housework first." Fang Mo's sullen face suddenly showed a smile again: "I will decide what to teach you based on your performance."

   "You bastard..."

  Hearing that Fang Mo dared to let him do housework, Sonic suddenly became angry again. He really wanted to draw his knife and chop the guy in front of him, but to be honest, he really couldn't beat him...So after trembling on the sofa for a long time, Sonic suddenly raised his finger and pointed at the undocumented knight next to him.

   "What about him?"

  Sonic asked with a displeased face: "They are all your apprentices, why should I only do housework?"

   "I... I can do it too!"

  However, before Fang Mo could speak, the undocumented knight here immediately said: "Teacher Fang Mo, please let me do housework for you, please!"

   "Look, your second brother also has to do housework."

  Fang Mo spread his hands and said.

   "Damn it...why do I want to play this kind of house-like game with you!" However, even when he heard that the undocumented knight had to do housework, Sonic still looked unhappy. After all, doing housework is too stupid. This is not what ninjas should do at all, okay?

  The tasks he usually takes are to assassinate rich people, or protect officials. Now this guy dares to let himself do housework?

   However, it was at this time.

   But Fang Mo suddenly touched his chin thoughtfully, and then began to speak.

   "Well, how about it... If anyone does a lot of housework and is good, then as a teacher, he will be rewarded with a powerful weapon made by himself. If you have any requirements for weapons, feel free to ask me."

   "Damn! Damn!!"

  Sonic felt that he had never suffered such humiliation, but his body couldn't help but looked around.

   Soon, he noticed the broom not far away, so he walked over cursingly and grabbed the broom in his hand, then gave Fang Mo a very unhappy look: "...Then can I sweep the floor first?"

   "Then I'll wipe the dust!"

  The undocumented knight was unexpectedly pure and enthusiastic, and immediately followed suit.

   "Don't get too carried away with me." However, Sonic gave the undocumented knight a very unhappy look: "Even if it's just doing housework... I, Sonic, will never lose to you!"

   "Mmmmmm, very good."

   Regarding the competition between the two of them for housework, Fang Mo smiled happily.

   "By the way, let me introduce you." After thinking for a while, Fang Mo also turned his head and shouted to the kitchen: "Axue, come here."

   "What's the matter, master?"

  Hearing Fang Mo's call, Axue, who had just finished washing the dishes, also came out of the kitchen.

   "Let me introduce, this is my family member, and also a perfect and chic follower, Sixteen Nights...Fang Xue."

  Fang Mo coughed a little, and then continued: "In short, this housework competition is tentatively scheduled for seven days. I am your master. To avoid suspicion, I will not be the referee. Let her judge the completion of your housework."

   "Ms. Fang Xue, I am teacher Fang Mo's disciple, an unlicensed knight."

  The undocumented knight immediately bowed deeply after hearing the words: "I will trouble you in the next period of time."

   "Hmm, it's okay."

  Axue also responded with a very polite smile. Of course, after that, she also turned her head and glanced at Sonic, as if waiting for Sonic to introduce herself.

  However, after seeing this scene.

  Sonic suddenly smiled with inexplicable confidence.

"Ah…"

  I saw Sonic suddenly hold the broom with one hand, and then he sank: "Secret technique, Four Shadow Burial!"

   After shouting this sentence, his body suddenly blurred for a moment, and then turned into four afterimages that kept flickering, and began to clean four different places at the same time.

   "How about it, are you afraid of seeing this speed?"

   While cleaning, Sonic also looked at the undocumented knight not far away provocatively: "With your slow speed, even if you do housework, you are definitely not my opponent!"

   "..."

   The undocumented knight really didn't know what to say when he saw this.

   "Hey, how's it going?" Sonic felt a little dark when he saw the undocumented knight slumped. He turned his head to look at Ashe next to him, and said proudly, "You... you must be the teacher's wife, right? Then how is my housework doing?"

   "Zero points."

  A Xue glanced at him and commented directly.

"What?"

  Sonic stopped instantly, and asked in disbelief: "...Why!?"

   "You're moving too fast."

  A Xue sighed and said, "Have you ever seen someone who sweeps the floor while running? The dust is blown up everywhere. Even if you sweep like this for a whole day, you can't sweep the dust off the floor."

   "I am the strongest ninja in the world..."

  Sonic gritted his teeth and said.

   "So?" Axue smiled lightly and tilted her head: "The strongest ninja in the world can't even handle dust?"

   "Damn dust!"

  Hearing this, Sonic also squeezed the broom in his hand: "I killed it..."

   However, it was at this time.

   Suddenly the doorbell rang again.

   "Why is there someone here again?" Fang Mo stood up strangely when he heard the doorbell, and subconsciously glanced at the portrait on the mini-map, but he had never seen the Q-version portrait at the door, which looked a bit like a miscellaneous soldier.

  Under curiosity.

  Fang Mo also walked towards the door.

  Opened the door, and there was a young man he didn't know standing outside the door, wearing a strange white exercise suit, a bit like a martial artist.

   "Excuse me, is this the home of the root of all evil?" The other party asked directly.

   "No, get out!"

  When Fang Mo heard this, he slammed the door shut. After all, the moment the other party said this name, his identity was no longer important. Even if the **** of this world came, he had to obediently get out.

   "What's the matter, master?"

  A Xue heard the slamming of the door, and turned her head to look at Fang Mo curiously: "Who is here?"

   "Here comes a man with no brainstem."

  Fang Mo waved his hand casually, and then sat down on the sofa.

  The Shoggoth who had just cleaned the table also sensed that Fang Mo was a little upset, so he bounced on the ground twice, jumped into his arms, and stretched out a small tentacle to try to appease his master.

   Seeing this, Fang Mo easily grabbed the Shoggoth, pinched the sides and pulled it into various shapes.

   This little guy is like a ball of decompressed slime glue, and with its cute cry, Fang Mo squeezed it twice, and surprisingly, he didn't feel very angry.

   And it was at this moment.

  The doorbell rang again.

   "Go and open the door, Shoggoth." Hearing this, Fang Mo directly raised his finger to the door: "If you hear the words 'root of all evil', just give me a pill."

   "Gee!"

   Shoggoth responded, and then bounced towards the door.

   It stretched out a small tentacle to pull the door open, and soon the young man appeared in front of everyone again.

   "Well, I'm sorry."

  However, the attitude of the other party was much better this time, and he scratched his head in embarrassment: "My master clearly reminded me before that you don't like the name Root of All Evil, but I accidentally forgot..."

   But this is not the end.

  After hearing these four words, the Shoggoth suddenly opened up, wrapping directly towards him like bubble gum being blown open.

   "... Nani?"

  The young man just stayed where he was.

   Fortunately, at this moment, Ah Xue suddenly grabbed Shoggoth from behind: "Xiao Li, stop quickly."

   After hearing Ashe's voice, the Shoggoth unexpectedly calmed down, and retracted into a small ball again, but it still bounced on the ground like a protest, and at the same time made a chirping sound, stretched out a small tentacle finger to Fang Mo, and then pointed to the man in front of him.

   "Master didn't mean that."

  Axue lowered her head to remind Shoggoth, then smiled and looked at the man in front of her, and said politely: "Hello, I am Mr. Fang Mo's maid, what can I do for the master?"

   "Uh, so."

  The other party hurriedly said after listening: "I am Cha Lanzi, a disciple of Teacher Banggu. This time, my teacher wants to invite...Mr. Fang Mo to visit his Liushuiyan Shattering Fist Dojo."

   "Oh, so this is it?"

  Fang Mo's hearing is pretty good. Although he is in the living room, he can still hear the conversation between the two people at the entrance.

   Isn’t this because Fang Mo smashed the meteorite that threatened City Z with his punch? In fact, Fang Mo didn’t know whether Bang Gu could survive under the meteorite, but it seemed that he must have tried his best at that time, so it was equivalent to the feeling that he saved his life in disguise.

  In addition, Banggu has no apprentices in the dojo now, so he has a heart of love for talents, and plans to teach himself something like Liushuiyanshattering Fist...

  Actually, in the original book, Banggu originally invited Saitama.

   After all, it was Saitama who dealt with the meteorite with one punch, but the plot has changed here, so the person Banggu invited became Fang Mo.

   It's just different from Saitama.

  Fang Mo really doesn't want to move now.

   After all, Banggu is an old man... To be honest, there is nothing he can do. It's better to stare at Sonic and the undocumented knight here.

   "Forget it, let's not go."

   After thinking about it, Fang Mo also slowly stood up from the sofa.

  I saw him take out a gift box containing tea from under the coffee table, then took out the tea, touched a golden apple with his backhand, stuffed it into the box, and walked to the door with the box.

   "Take this thing back and give it to your master."

  After walking to the door, Fang Mo handed the box directly to Cha Lanzi: "You tell him for me, just say that next time we meet, I will invite him to drink flowers and wine, and go to the bar to listen to the music..."

   "Cough cough cough!"

  Cha Lanzi immediately coughed twice when he heard the words: "Master... he is a decent old man!"

   "You are just a messenger, why bother so much?" Fang Mo rolled his eyes directly: "Hurry up and leave with your things."

"Oh well."

  Cha Lanzi was somewhat afraid of Fang Mo, so she shrank her neck at the moment: "Then I'll take my leave first."

   After saying this, Cha Lanzi trotted away, maybe the Shoggoth really scared him just now, anyway, this guy ran quite fast, and disappeared in a blink of an eye.

   And wait until Cha Lanzi leaves.

  Fang Mo also closed the door, and walked back to the living room.

   It was only after he returned to the living room that he realized that Sonic was looking at him with a strange look, and even the undocumented knight had a strange expression on his face, as if he was hesitating to speak, and he was still wanting to speak.

   "Look at me, I have cotton on my face?"

   Fang Mo asked inexplicably.

   "You just... put the things in that box." Hearing this, Sonic stared at Fang Mo and asked.

   "Didn't you say that thing is gone?"

  (end of this chapter)