My Stand-in is Steve

Chapter 669 Fang Mo: I grant believers treatment like gods!

 A few minutes later, Logan stumbled into the train station.

The flying speed just now was so outrageous that even he couldn't bear it anymore, and now he felt like he was in a state of turmoil.

 If it weren’t for saving face.

Logan wanted to rush into the toilet and spit out his breakfast.

 “I know your daughter is a mutant.”

In order to alleviate the embarrassment, Logan pretended to be calm and casually picked a topic: "But I didn't expect that she is so powerful at just how old she is... I guess she can't just fly fast, right?"

 “Oh, that’s true.”

Fang Mo looked around while holding Xiao Momo in his arms: "Let me tell you, seeing this train station, it's just a matter of her breath."

"…All right."

Luo Gen took a deep look at the little girl in Fang Mo's arms, and then began to look around for traces of the little naughty one: "Okay, we've arrived at the train station now. Let's find a way to find someone first. You can walk around a bit. I’ll ask the salesperson.”

 At this point, Logan turned around and planned to walk towards the ticket office.

 Just the next second, Fang Mo suddenly pulled him.

 “Hey, there’s no need to bother.”

Fang Mo smiled at first, then looked down at the ground: "We have a secret weapon here, well, just rely on him..."

"What?"

Hearing this, Logan also glanced at the ground.

As a result, I happened to see the little good-for-nothing cheems carrying a baseball bat.

  “…Woo?”

Of course, cheems also noticed the gazes of the two people. At this moment, he subconsciously shrank back, and a confused and cowardly expression appeared on the dog's head.

 “Come on, dog, show your **** instincts!”

As Fang Mo spoke, he took out a black and white police chief's hat from nowhere, and slapped it on the little loser's dog's head: "Okay, now you are a police dog, you can bite as many people as you want." Any **** on…”

　　　…wooow?”

The little loser seemed to be stunned when he heard this.

 “What, that’s not enough?”

Fang Mo raised his eyebrows, and pulled out a small cloak with black swastikas printed on it from nowhere, and slapped it on the little loser's dog's back: "Now you can bite even the swastikas at will. , when the time comes, the black ones will be thrown into the sea and drowned, and the white ones will be burned in the furnace, just use the ice and fire demons to eliminate them..."

　　　…”

The little loser didn't say anything, but desperately covered his dog's face with his front paws.

"God **** Ice, Fire and Demon..." When Logan next to him heard this, he couldn't help complaining: "Can't you make less racist jokes? If you are made such a joke by others, you Will you be happy?"

 “Then I’m definitely not happy!”

Fang Mo spread his hands, and then said righteously: "So I will choose to exterminate the other party's race immediately to prevent them from racial discrimination against me!"

"you…"

“As long as I kill until there is only one race left in the world, of course there will be no more racial discrimination~”

Before Logan could say anything, Fang Mo interrupted him with a smile: "When the time comes, I will directly become a **** through meritorious deeds... uh, sorry, I forgot that I am already Jesus, no need to become a saint. , Well, then as a reward, everyone in heaven will enjoy the same treatment as me, and everyone will be crucified together..."

 “Then is it heaven or hell!?”

Logan couldn't help but yelled: "So what happened to the black people and the Jewish people? Why do you hate them so much?"

“If you had read the Bible twice, you would never have asked such a weak question.”

Fang Mo also spread his hands when he heard this: "When the people of Youtai did this to Ye...I, they should have known that they would have such a day sooner or later. By the way, if you didn't know that people of Youtai have If that’s disgusting, let me give you a little knowledge: Blizzard’s CEO Bobby is Jewish, do you understand?”

"I…"

　　Before Logan could speak, Fang Mo suddenly spoke proudly again.

 “Hey, I just thought about my poem title.”

I saw Fang Mo standing with his hands behind his back, shaking his head and starting to recite the poem: "Uh-huh, that's it. Suddenly, a madman sharpens his knife at night, and black smoke floats outside the Jizhong camp. From now on, the white sugar cane in the plantation has changed. high…"

 “It’s not that you wait first...”

“The ghost who hates gambling is called killable, the ghost who loves powder is called killable, the ghost who is boxing is called killable, the ghost who is sensational is called killable, Japan’s capital official wealth capital, I will **** kill, kill, kill!”

 “Damn it, Fuck! I made you wait first...”

Fang Mo didn't care about this. He didn't pay attention to Logan at all. He just kept reciting the "perfect" sentence he wrote: "Being whipped to grow cotton and eat watermelons, thousands of people will praise you for your diligence and strength. Niggers are not heartless." , transformed into a nun to protect the flowers. When the old slave was buried, the flowers budded, which were both farm tools and fertilizer..." However, Fang Mo didn't wait for Fang Mo to finish reciting the poem number.

Suddenly a hand reached out and covered his mouth without any explanation.

“Why do you still say you don’t want to die?”

I saw Logan's left hand holding Fang Mo's collar tightly, and his right hand covering his mouth. No matter how much Fang Mo protested, he would never let go: "Can I beg you to be normal?"

 “Fuck! Be gentle!”

However, Fang Mo suddenly shook his head a few times and retched: "You're going to hit my throat!"

 “Then can you stop talking?”

Hearing this, Logan loosened his grip a little and asked.

"No, even if I tell jokes about hell, you can't hold me down." Fang Mo slapped Logan's hand away and said with a look of displeasure on his face: "You can't hold anything down like other grown men do. ?”

 “You’d better not let me hear some very vulgar words.”

Logan frowned: "It's okay if you don't respect black people and Jews, at least respect women... I hate guys who don't respect women."

"Oh, don't worry." Fang Mo shook his head, then patted Logan on the shoulder and said with a smile, "I just want you to deduct 1."

　　… “Not even men.”

Rogen said.

"ah???"

Now it was Fang Mo who was stunned. He wiped his face sadly: "That's bad, now even if I deduct 1 with Jesus, my merits will have to be reduced..."

 “Okay, you can calm down.”

Logan obviously couldn't hold himself any longer. He turned around and walked towards the ticket counter in the distance: "Find the person first. If you want to talk nonsense, I'll keep you company."

Seeing that Uncle Wolf no longer plays with him.

Fang Mo also accepted it as soon as he saw the opportunity, and pointed directly at the little loser with his eyes.

  “…woo.”

Little loser cheems also had a bitter look on his face when he saw this. He knew that he couldn't run away today, so he could only slowly lower his head and try to use his sense of smell.

 Actually, there is one thing to say.

Fang Mo didn’t know how strong the Shiba Inu’s sense of smell was.

However, strictly speaking, the little loser should be a conceptual entity that belongs to some kind of "ghost animal image" and cannot really be lumped together with the Shiba Inu.

 So it didn’t take long.

 The little loser here suddenly raised his head and looked in a certain direction.

“Woof!” He barked twice, and then pointed at the No. 3 train in the distance with one front paw.

 “Oh, let’s go then.”

Fang Mo nodded when he heard this, held Xiao Momo in one hand and walked towards the No. 3 train. However, he had just taken two steps when suddenly a train station staff noticed him and directly He walked over and said politely: "Sorry, sir, we don't allow dogs here..."

However, the other party hasn’t finished speaking yet.

Fang Mo casually handed over a handful of gold particles.

"Excuse me, sir." The staff's attitude changed almost instantly: "Excuse me... Do you need us to specially set aside a section of the carriage for you?"

 “I’m here to find someone.”

Fang Mo waved his hand casually and said.

"Looking for someone?" The staff immediately reacted after hearing this: "Then do you need our help? Maybe you can describe the person's appearance..."

"Need not."

Fang Mo said again.

 “Sorry, I won’t bother you anymore.” The staff here understood the situation and left quickly.

Just as he said this, Logan came over with a train ticket: "They said the naughty boy might be on the No. 3 train. What were you talking to that person just now?"

 “He asked me to find a place to throw you away.”

Fang Mo spread his hands: "Because flammable and explosive items are not allowed on the train."

 “I’m not a Jew, so why am I flammable...”

Logan spoke without thinking. However, he realized something was wrong just halfway through the sentence, and immediately swore: "Fuck Fuck... You have led me astray!!"

 “Haha, it has to be you.”

Fang Mo immediately became happy when he heard this.

 In short, while the two were talking, they quickly entered the carriage of the No. 3 train.

There were not many people in the carriage at the moment. Fang Mo and Luo Gen walked around for a while, and soon found the little naughty girl sitting there cautiously. She was wearing a **** and green hood, and she was wrapped very thickly. , seems so out of tune with everything around him.

"Rascal?"

 Logan called out tentatively when he saw this.

Little Naughty froze obviously, but when she looked up and saw that the people coming were Fang Mo and Luo Gen, she breathed a sigh of relief.

　　While no one was around, Logan sat directly next to the little naughty boy.

Upon seeing this, Fang Mo also took his dog and sat across from the little naughty boy.

“I’m sorry about last night.” After Logan sat down, he quickly spoke to the naughty boy next to him: “I had a terrible nightmare, so…”

 “I am the one who should say I’m sorry.”

 The little naughty boy lowered his head, also feeling a little guilty: "I almost killed you."

"Don't worry, **** is protecting me." Logan pointed to Fang Mo next to him and said, "I don't think I will die so easily... On your side, are you planning to go out and wander again?"

"if not?"

The little naughty bit his lower lip when he heard this: "I heard that Professor X seems to be very angry."

"He's angry?" Logan was stunned for a moment when he heard this, and then subconsciously looked at Fang Mo. It was obvious that he was also a little confused: "Who did you listen to?"

 “A boy in the college.”

When the little naughty guy said this, he didn't know what he was thinking of. He felt aggrieved and felt like he was about to cry. He looked up helplessly at Logan beside him: "You...are you here to take me back?"

 “I won’t force you to go back.”

Logan turned his head and looked out the window on the other side and said, "You have to make your own decision on this kind of thing..."

"do you know?"

And probably because he heard that Logan was not here to catch him, the little naughty man pondered for a moment, and finally couldn't help but speak his mind: "The boy who kissed me for the first time, he was unconscious on the hospital bed. More than twenty days later, I will never forget that scene, and of course you..."

 “I just want to say a few words to you.”

 “I was too scared at the time, and I didn’t know what would happen to me in the future. I...”

　　At this point, the little naughty girl couldn't hold on any longer. She desperately tried to raise her head to control her tears, but it was of no use.

 Because it’s the next moment.

 Two lines of tears flowed from her eyes.

"I never wanted to hurt anyone, really." The little naughty man clutched the corners of his clothes with both hands, and his joints looked a little white: "I want to go home, but where is my home? They looked at me like they were looking at a devil..."

 “What on earth did I do wrong...

“Why, why is it me...”

Halfway through the words, the little naughty boy was obviously crying: "Do you know how much I envy other children to get a hug? Everyone is looking at me with alien eyes, as if I am a plague, and I will never see it all my life. I can’t touch anyone, relatives, friends, lovers, I can only watch them..."

 “Watch them leave me…”

　　　…”

Logan looked at the helpless and crying child in front of him, silently raised his hand and pulled the child into his arms.

As mentioned before, the little naughty man wrapped himself up very tightly, so this time he hugged Logan and his energy was not drained. He was just like a father, patting the other person's back gently. To show comfort, and when the other party was not so excited, he slowly spoke.

“I know that many people are afraid of mutants and us. They will always use various means to drive us away and exclude us, but Professor X is different.”

Logan gently rubbed the little naughty head through his hood and comforted him: "He is sincerely helping us. This kind of thing... is actually very rare. In this cold world, we know that someone is caring about us. The same miserable person, by the way, I heard Professor

 “Little naughty boy, he feels the same for us.”

Logan thought about his words: "I don't know who you heard this from...but Professor X wouldn't be angry about this."

 Speaking of this, Luo Gen also motioned to Fang Mo opposite him with his eyes.

 The meaning is very obvious, and I want Fang Mo to say a few words for him.

"Yes, Charles has a good temper." Fang Mo understood and immediately spoke up: "When he was young, I almost beat him with a wooden stick twice to give him a concussion, but he didn't even get mad at me. Angry...where can you find such a good person?"

"ah?"

Little Naughty was really surprised when he heard this: "Really? Professor X isn't angry at all?"

"Yeah..." When Luo Gen heard this, he glanced at Fang Mo speechlessly, indicating that he should stop talking, and then turned to look at the little naughty person here: "So give them another chance, okay? At the same time, Give yourself a chance."

"Well…"

The little naughty boy hesitated for a moment after hearing this. After all, who wants to be homeless?

"I will take care of you." Seeing that the naughty attitude had softened, Logan struck while the iron was hot and said, "I can promise that."

"Well…"

Hearing this, the little naughty boy seemed to finally be moved, and he was ready to agree.

However, what no one expected was that at this juncture, the entire train suddenly shook violently, followed by a numbing sound of metal tearing, as if something was about to tear the entire train apart. The carriage was torn in half.

　　　Sorry for feeling unwell.

 (End of this chapter)