My Stand-in is Steve

  Chapter 68 Mindless and Unhappy (Really

   "Yo, isn't this Hulk?"

  Fang Mo slowly fell to the ground, deliberately pretending to be familiar and greeting Hulk: "It's been a long time, how is Betty?"

   Hulk looked at the visitor angrily when he heard the words, and then froze for a moment.

  Yes, he's just woken up now, thinking about how to vent his anger.

When I heard someone talking just now, I almost wanted to raise my fist to attack the other party, but the other party suddenly mentioned Betty, which made Hulk react with hindsight. It turned out that the other party was the guy who helped him attack the yellow monster before. Also saved Betty, so this guy should be a good person.

   Thinking of this, Hulk slowly put his fist down again.

   But when he thought of Betty's father, General Ross, the Hulk began to get angry again.

   This old thing always stops him from meeting Betty or something. It's really hateful. Thinking of this, Hulk suddenly roared, and then slammed the metal wall next to him.

   There was a loud bang, and the entire wall was smashed into a big hole.

   "You look a little depressed."

   Fang Mo was definitely not afraid of Hulk's anger, so he deliberately pretended to be thinking seriously, and then suddenly clapped his hands and said: "I see! It must be Miha... It must be General Ross!"

   "Ross!!"

Hulk got even more angry when he heard this. He grabbed the giant metal can on the side and smashed it out. Several walls not far away were directly smashed, and all kinds of electric sparks flickered wildly. something is broken.

   "How about... let me help you find a solution?"

   Seeing the appearance of Hulk, Fang Mo also deliberately tried.

  “?”

  Hulk didn't speak, just looked at Fang Mo suspiciously.

"Now, a guy named Majafak has formed an alliance to gather some very powerful people to jointly protect the earth or something." Fang Mo touched his chin and said, "But now there is a very serious problem. The problem...that is, the people in this league are too weak, there is not even a single one who can fight, so they urgently need to find the strongest person to be the boss."

  “?”

  Hulk was taken aback for a moment, as if he didn't understand what Fang Mo said had anything to do with Betty.

"What about this faggot... He's actually the director of S.H.I.E.L.D., and the military... oh, that's Ross, they are actually dead enemies." Fang Mo continued: "He has already spoken out before. , as long as anyone is qualified to be the boss of this team, he will be willing to loyally help anyone solve difficulties, even if it is to help you deal with the old guy Ross, you can understand what I say?"

   Hearing this, Hulk also reacted and nodded subconsciously.

   "But let me tell you, it's not easy to be the boss."

Fang Mo looked at Hulk's cute look, and deliberately pretended to be very serious and said, "Do you know what the boss is? That's the position where the most powerful, the most powerful, and also the most capable person can compete. ."

"Once anyone can become the boss, then he must be responsible for protecting the earth and human beings. You are so smart, you must know how difficult it is, right? But then again... If the boss can do this, then Everyone will think that this boss is the most powerful, arrogant, and handsome hero, everyone will worship him, give him delicious food every day, and play with him."

"Oh yes, people seem to build a lot of huge statues for the boss, and every day there are a lot of beautiful, gentle, and lovely female fans like Betty who praise this boss for his greatness, and ask him for autographs from time to time. Present flowers, ask for a group photo or something to play with."

   "Hulk! Strong!"

   Hearing Fang Mo's words, Hulk really got a little excited, and I saw him pat his chest excitedly: "Boss! Hulk's!"

  “???”

   Natasha, who witnessed the whole process beside her, was stunned.

  Big Brother, this is the Hulk!

   When he gets angry, he can fan people into meat sauce with a slap... How can you even fool this thing? Are you a wizard who is involved in some kind of telecom fraud?

   "You want to be the boss?"

   Seeing Hulk taking the bait, Fang Mo nodded with satisfaction: "Well, your strength is indeed qualified, your appearance is also online, and you have thick eyebrows and big eyes, but well..."

  “?”

   Hearing this, Hulk was also a little impatient. After all, he was still full of fire just now, and now it has been very good for Fang Mo to not break out directly.

   "If you want to be the boss, then you have to convince the other members of this alliance to convince you?"

Fang Mo spread his hands, and then stretched out his finger to Natasha on the ground: "Let me introduce to you, this black widow Natasha is one of the weakest members of this alliance, and she is also responsible for her appearance. Because the explosion just now caused her leg to be crushed, you try it for her first to see if she can surrender to you."

   heard what Fang Mo said.

  Hulk also looked down at Natasha curiously.

The other party was indeed pressed down by a steel pipe. To be honest, the thing seemed as light as a feather to Hulk, but it pressed her to the ground and couldn't move. For a moment, Hulk felt that the other party seemed... Really It's so weak.

  Thinking of this, Hulk walked over and stretched out his hand casually, and the steel pipe and a lot of debris were instantly dragged aside by him.

   And after doing this, Hulk shouted directly to Natasha.

   "Hulk, be the boss!"

"Natasha, Hulk saved you just now, are you willing to let Hulk be the boss of the Avengers?" Fang Mo said to Natasha deliberately, "You can't lie, otherwise he will be angry if he gets angry. Smash you flat."

   "Thank you for saving me, boss."

Natasha is also an old actress after all, her biological age is not much worse than that of Captain America, and at this moment, she is directly possessed by the actor: "I can't imagine what I would do without you, maybe I will be arrested. I've been waiting here to die..."

   When Natasha said this, she was obviously acknowledging Hulk's status, so Hulk immediately laughed, as happy as a fat child over three meters tall.

   But in the next second, the entire cabin suddenly shook.

   I don't know where it exploded again.

   And Hulk suddenly became angry again when he saw this, the ghost knew what he was thinking, in short, he looked back and forth with an angry face.

But in fact, this is the setting of the Hulk. After all, he said it himself in the original Thor 3. Hulk is always angry, but he didn't say the specific reason. It is estimated that it should be affected by gamma rays, which is a bit similar. Human mania or something like that. Anyway, it's nothing to worry about. Anyway, the more angry you are, the stronger you will be. Isn't that right?

   "Look, Hulk."

After hearing the explosion, Fang Mo also spread his hands helplessly to Hulk: "I said they lack a boss, right? The enemy invaded casually, and they were in a hurry immediately. Sure enough, someone still needs to come. Take charge of the overall situation."

   "The Hulk is coming!"

Hearing Fang Mo's statement, Hulk also shouted excitedly, and then immediately rushed in the direction of the explosion. This guy was so reckless that he didn't even leave the door. He continued to run forward without looking back.

   "As expected of a reckless man, like me, I don't like going out the door, and I love it."

   Fang Mo couldn't help but complained when he saw this, and then he greeted Natasha next to him: "Okay, don't stand stupidly, hurry up and coax the child."

   "Coaxing the child?"

   Natasha was taken aback.

   "Hulk." Fang Mo reminded: "Don't you like children? Look how cute Hulk is, this green child."

"I…"

   "Anyway, I advise you to get in touch with other people quickly, and let everyone play together and coax him."

   Before Natasha could say anything, Fang Mo immediately reminded him: "If this guy finds out that he can't be the boss, he will really freak out after a while, can you, the carrier of the sky, be able to handle it?"

"I understand…"

   Hearing this, Natasha reflected in an instant, and said something through her radio earphones while running.

However, she had just run two steps when suddenly there was a loud bang, and the huge figure of the Hulk suddenly flew back upside down like a cannonball, smashing heavily on a large pile of metal cabinets, and a large number of residual arcs were constantly swimming around him. Walk.

   Immediately after, Thor, who was wearing a battle armor, flew out of the hole and landed on the ground, shouting loudly.

   "Where did this dead monster come from? Are you two not injured?"

   (end of this chapter)