My Stand-in is Steve

 “Nani!?”

　　Hearing this inexplicable system prompt sound, Fang Mo couldn't help but be startled.

But what surprised him was not just this module, but also what Xiao Momo called himself just now.

"Daughter, what did you...just call me?"

Fang Mo looked down at the cute little dragon girl and asked hesitantly.

"Dad." Mo Mo blinked strangely, as if he didn't understand why Fang Mo cared about this question: "What's the matter, Dad?"

 “emmm…”

Fang Mo didn’t know what to say when he heard this.

So this little guy has been calling himself mom for decades, but failed to unlock any modules during this period. Then he changed his name and called him dad, and unexpectedly unlocked a maternal love module. Even Fang Mo didn't know how to do it. It’s good to complain about something.

Fang Mo has actually heard about this motherly love module.

  In my impression, this seems to be a nationally-created module, similar to Kuangchi. Moreover, there was a list on the MC Encyclopedia forum at the beginning, but this module ended up in the top few.

 Motherly love module, as the name suggests.

 This module can effectively prevent players from being killed by Long Yutao...

Well, the above is all nonsense, and there is no way to prevent it at all. In fact, the essence of this module is a module that does not drop after death.

Of course, compared with the traditional sense of no drop upon death, this module is quite interesting, because many servers will not easily enable no drop upon death for the sake of balance.

 For veteran players like Fang Mo.

 He can almost stay alive throughout the entire game.

But the problem is... there are always some cute newcomers. Their technology is far inferior to Fang Mo, and they don't even understand some common sense. They either picked up the U235 particles discarded by industrial players, or wore leather armor and walked into the abyss of the wasteland. Portal.

Of course the consequences of doing so are also very tragic.

 That is to be guarded.

Either give up everything in your backpack and start over, or you have to go through the endless cycle of death. For a newbie, this is too harsh.

 So the motherly love module was born.

This module will launch a series of instructions for specific players in the server so that they can also experience the feeling of having a mother.

Through simple instructions, the server administrator can give some players a mother and set a related word. Then if these players are guarded, they can enter related words, such as 'Mom save me', to trigger Command to obtain permissions such as not falling after death.

 Overall, this is a somewhat funny living module.

 But it does have certain functions, such as helping newbies and so on. Unfortunately, Fang Mo only has himself and the little demon in the MC world, and the non-dropping function after death has been enabled.

 So for him.

 This module seems to be of no use anymore...that's strange.

Yes, although this module is indeed of no use in MC, you must know that this is a functional module. How outrageous Guochuang’s eating module is, Fang Mo has experienced it personally, and it is conceptual level. Is the power of erasure good?

Because of this, Fang Mo still has some ideas about this module.

So he muttered a silent confirmation, and soon the system prompt sounded in his mind again.

  【System prompt: The maternal love module is loaded successfully. 】

　　【System prompt: Since you downloaded and ran a brand new module, you have obtained a lucky cube, which will randomly select an item from any known module. 】

　　 accompanied by the system prompt tone.

 A large amount of relevant information also poured directly into Fang Mo's mind.

"Um…"

Fang Mo was in a daze for a moment, but he quickly understood how to use this ability. A hint of surprise flashed in his eyes: "Is it really similar to what I thought?"

 “What’s the same?”

The female magician's voice sounded next to her: "You've been frozen in place since the beginning. Is there something wrong?"

 “I don’t know why, I feel like I’m suddenly overflowing with maternal love…”

Hearing the witch mage's question, Fang Mo also turned to look at her: "I urgently need to find a child to breastfeed. Do you have any intention in this regard?"

　　　　???”

The female magician opposite was also stunned when she heard this: "Aren't you... a man?"

"It's just gender, it's a trivial matter." Fang Mo waved his hand lightly and said, "Anyway, open your mouth first. My maternal love has reached its limit."

"…Just kill me."

 The female magician here sighed feebly: "Really, please."

"What's the matter if it's not you?" Fang Mo also looked accusing when he saw this: "Have you ever seen a mother who would harm her children? You are really ungrateful... Look, you are short, you should drink more milk when you were a child. Will this happen?"

“Which mother would wrap her child in cotton wool on a hot day?”

The female magician on the opposite side couldn't help it anymore and pointed directly at her snowman suit and asked: "If I didn't know a little bit of ice spells, I would be so hot right now, okay?"

“There is a kind of coldness that makes your mother worry about your coldness.”

Fang Mo said lovingly: "By the way, this is actually wool, so what you are wearing now is a sweater made by me..."

 “…Okay, stop talking.”

The female magician simply tilted her head in disgust: "Anyway, it's going to be dark soon. I want to see how you get to Hedunmar."

 “Ride my daughter.”

Fang Mo raised Xiao Momo in his arms and said, "Didn't I just say everything?"

 “Dad~”

Xiao Momo here seemed to be quite happy too, and laughed affectionately.

 “Hmm, good girl.”

Fang Mo touched the other person's little head lovingly: "Hey, I made a mistake just now. How can I be a man with so much maternal love? Sure enough, my personality should be that of a loving father... By the way, you Do you want to be my daughter too?"

As he was speaking, Fang Mo also raised his head and glanced at the Demon Realm people not far away.

 “Sorry...I don’t want to be.”

The demonic person here sighed with a headache, but before she could say another word, Fang Mo pretended to sigh sadly: "It's such a pity that you lost your father."

 “You curse again!”

Then the other party really can’t hold back now.

“Well, sorry, let me help you cast a spiritualism.” Fang Mo raised his hand and gestured casually: “Okay, this way your father’s ghost can come back, but it’s just the ghost father…”

"You are sick…"

The female magician opposite opened her mouth to curse, but when the words came to her lips, she suddenly realized that it was pointless to argue with the other person. Yes, after a little contact, she also understood that this guy seemed to get worse the more you spoke. Exciting type.

Think of this.

The female magician here changed her words.

"So...where is this poor girl you kidnapped from?"

I saw her trying to change the topic to the main topic: "Although she is a dragon and has wings, can this bring the two of us? Do you know that after Apostle Bakar left the demon world, all the dragon descendants have quilt…"

 “Xiao Momo, come here and show your aunt a transformation.”

Before the other party could finish speaking, Fang Mo directly patted Xiao Momo, then raised his hand and threw her out.

 “Ouch!”

 After Xiao Momo was thrown out, he transformed very cooperatively.

I saw purple-black flames soaring into the sky, and in this final breath that annihilated all things, Xiao Momo's immature body quickly changed, and his body became mighty and majestic, with bone spurs protruding from the body surface. , followed by thick and hard dragon scales. And in the end, she recovered her true body.

The pair of huge inverted triangle-shaped dragon wings also suddenly opened up, and a strong wind roared around them, and a huge shadow directly obscured everything around them.

  Immediately afterwards, a terrifying momentum rose from her body.

That is not only the power of the dragon clan, but also the absolute sense of oppression caused by the ender dragon ruling the End Island for a long time and dominating all ender creatures.

 “This…this is…”

The female magician who had crossed her arms just now was completely speechless when she saw what was happening in front of her.

 But it happened to be at this time.

The ender dragon on the opposite side suddenly raised its head, and its cold vertical purple dragon suddenly looked at her.

  “!”

The female magician instantly felt as if all the blood in her body had solidified. Her pupils were dilated, and her consciousness was filled with a death wish. In this trance, she suddenly remembered the rumors about the demon world.

 The original ninth apostle, Tyrannosaurus King Bakar.

Although she did not personally experience the Dragon War, judging from the rumors of her ancestors, it is not difficult to imagine how cruel and terrifying the demon world was at that time.

 At this moment I saw this terrible dragon.

 She even had the feeling of facing the legend itself.

The female magician subconsciously took two steps back, and then fell to the ground: "Bakar?"

However, just when she was frightened, Fang Mo suddenly raised his hand and patted the ender dragon, as if he was teaching a child, and then the terrifying beast shook its head innocently, Then the coercion disappeared without a trace in an instant.

 And after this.

Fang Mo also came over and pulled the demonic person up again, and patted the ashes on her body: "Brother, don't worry, it's Makabaka."

　　　…”

The female magician said nothing, but glanced at the ender dragon not far away with lingering fear.

"snort…"

Mo Mo probably felt the other person's gaze, and shook her tail unhappily.

Although she has lived for almost several decades, Xiao Momo is still young for a giant dragon, so her thoughts are sometimes very simple. In her opinion, no matter what her parents do, they are right, and anyone who dares to say Their bad words are their enemies.

Although it will not kill people directly.

 But she felt that she had to intimidate these enemies no matter what.

"you…"

After being pulled up by Fang Mo, the female magician here was obviously in a state of shock. Soon she looked up at Fang Mo in surprise: "...who is he?"

 “Didn’t I say it before?”

Fang Mo said casually: "I am just an ordinary Arad warrior."

 “Stop lying to people.”

Then this time the other party really didn't buy it, and immediately retorted: "Giant dragons are creatures that cannot be tamed by ordinary people at all. They are all magical creations of the apostles, and according to rumors, Bakar died long ago in a It’s a place called Heaven, and the dragons are completely extinct because of this.”

 “Extinction is a fart.”

Fang Mo raised his hand and pointed in a random direction: "Don't the Bantu people in the north have an ice dragon, Skatha?"

 “Where you point is south.”

The other party reminded.

“Ahem, that’s pretty much the same idea.” Fang Mo retracted his hand and walked towards the ender dragon: “You walked to the south and then came back to the north, so there’s nothing wrong with you…”

 “This giant dragon like you gives me a very unusual feeling.”

However, the other party did not answer the question at all, but followed closely and said: "You definitely can't be an ordinary person. I felt something was wrong when I threw stones before, and you seem to know everything, so...what are you?" who?"

 “You really want to know?”

Fang Mo walked halfway, stopped and turned to look at the other party.

　　　…”

The other party didn't speak, but the information in his eyes said everything.

"Hey, since you asked sincerely, I will tell you mercifully." Fang Mo shrugged and said, "Actually, I am an existence from another dimension. You should also know that I am from the demon world. Apostles are all from other worlds, right?”

"I know this."

The other party nodded when he heard this: "I heard from the elders that Bakar seems to come from a world called 'Tropote'."

"I'm in a similar situation to them. I also come from a very distant world. Of course, my world is more distant and more awesome than the world of these apostles." Fang Mo responded: "As for my name... "

 Speaking of this, Fang Mo also pondered for a moment.

 Then he suddenly touched his forehead and sighed.

"Hey, actually I have many names, like God, Jesus, etc. But last time when I was Jesus, I accidentally let the monkey escape from my palm. It was very embarrassing. So let’s just change my identity this time and have fun.”

"What's the meaning?"

 The female magician here is a little confused.

"Well, it's decided, you might as well call me Tathagata!" Fang Mo suddenly clapped his hands and said, "If you encounter any hellish jokes in the future, Buddha will laugh with you, and you see, you... are a newbie here. Yes, but I have a great wisdom root, so the two of us just complement each other."

 “Who is going to complement you?”

The female magician here couldn't help yelling again, but when she saw the ender dragon raising its head, she quickly shrank her neck: "No... can't you change it?"

 “Tsk, that’s really troublesome.”

Fang Mo frowned in disgust: "Then... just call me Jade Emperor."

 “Jade Emperor?”

The other party frowned and thought for a while, but she had never heard of this name in any legend, so she couldn't help but ask: "Then your name...does it have any specific meaning?"

“Oh, the full name is probably Taishang Kaitian Zhifu Yulihan Zhenti Dao Jinqueyun Palace..."

 “Okay, okay, don’t read it anymore.”

When the other party heard this, he couldn't help but hold his forehead: "If you don't want to say it, forget it, and you don't have to fool me with these words that I don't understand. Anyway, let's go to Hutton Mar first. If there are any problems, we can talk about it on the way."

“Oh, okay.” Fang Mo nodded, then patted the ender dragon and said, “Then come and **** my daughter.”

 “Go up yourself.”

The other party took a step back timidly: "I, I don't dare..."

 “Then let’s come together.”

Fang Mo thought for a while and extended the invitation again.

"Can I walk there by myself?" The female magician here was obviously a little timid. Her eyes were wandering around and she said, "You...can you lend me a copy of the map?"

"no."

Fang Mo was also a little speechless: "Are you afraid of something?"

"I…"

　　　"All things are led by heaven, and they are here to catch you."

After a few words in the ink, Fang Mo became a little annoyed. He raised his hand and forcefully sucked the other person over. He carried her and climbed onto Xiao Momo's back. Then he patted the other person twice and said, "Come here, good girl." , let daddy go to heaven.”