My Stand-in is Steve

 Fang Mo had never thought about it before.

There is nothing else in this world that can give you a headache.

Until just now, his mind suddenly realized several craftsman weapons, and he saw this terrifying scene like a group of demons dancing...

 In fact, when these weapons were first realized.

 The situation is still barely under control.

Fang Mo only took out five weapons, namely the Demonic Sword of Fire Levadin, the Divine Sword of Light Clausoras, the Degenerate Black Hole Sword, the Shit Sword, and the Shoggoth Dark Sword.

 Similar to the Mayuling cleaver.

These weapons are used when they first gain intelligence.

  On the contrary, he is relatively quiet, probably in a state of being confused and curious about everything around him.

But Ma Yuling's chopping knife was crazy on his own. Seeing that his companions also had spiritual intelligence, this made him so excited that he flew back and forth in the room. He was so happy that he almost couldn't contain himself: "Haha ! I have a brother too!"

I saw him flying around in the sky for a long time.

He quickly landed again, picked up a weapon at random, leaned it over and said coquettishly: "Hey, hey, buddy, can you say something?"

　　　…”

Levardin's sword turned towards him. He obviously heard it, but for some reason he didn't speak.

“No, brother, why don’t you say something?”

However, Ma Yuling's machete didn't care about this and just took care of himself. He patted Levatin's sword with the back of the knife and said, "Let me introduce myself. I am Ma Pi. Our master is a I am a pony control person, so I am the one who likes to use it most on weekdays... May I ask what kind of hack you do?"

　　　…”

When Levadin heard this, the entire sword couldn't help but began to vibrate.

 “Could it be a round chop?”

Mayuling Cidao suddenly asked with a mean smile.

 “You curse again!?”

At this time, Levadin finally couldn't bear it anymore. There was a sudden bang, and the sword ignited with flames as dazzling as the sun. The terrifying temperature turned everything around it into ashes.

 “I’m going! Xiaoshaochi!”

Seeing this, Ma Yuling stepped back and said, "I love you so much, it's too hot!"

"Keep your eyes wide open and take a good look!" Levadin's temper seemed to be particularly violent, and even his voice seemed to be roaring angrily: "You are the only one here who is the stupid cleaver! We are all swords ! It is the most noble weapon!"

“Ah, yes, yes, are you good at swordsmanship?”

Mayuling said with a knife.

“You kid, if you keep talking like that, I’m afraid you’re going to get **** all over your head…”

At this moment, a strange brown giant sword not far away also spoke with a humorous tone: "That's good, why don't we shake hands and make peace?"

As he said this, the brown giant sword stretched its sticky tip toward Mayuling's chopping knife.

 “What the **** are you!?”

Seeing this, Mayuling Ke Dao couldn't help but exclaimed, and then turned to look at Fang Mo: "Boss, is this thing... is it the Masala Blade, India's most precious treasure!?"

"Hehe, I'm Qingan Sword's good friend, Yuchang Sword." The other party explained, while smiling and approaching Ma Yuling's knife: "You can also call me Shi Zhenxiang, come on, come on, don't be afraid, I can I like fencing with my good brothers the most.”

 “In your mouth! You are talking with something that looks like **** in your mouth!!”

Mayuling's chopping knife flew backward crazily, and at the same time she shouted almost sadly: "Don't come over!"

“Okay, okay, Brother Shi, please stop teasing him.”

Fortunately, at this moment, Rexolaus, the sword of light here, finally spoke. His voice sounded rustic, frivolous and seemed to have a little magnetism, which was quite pleasant to hear: "He has followed the master's time at least. It’s the longest weapon, we have to give Big Brother some face.”

 “Well, that’s true.”

The slimy brown giant sword also paused when he heard this: "Then I won't tease him."

 “Huh, this, this is right.”

When Ma Yuling heard this, he seemed to feel relieved, and then he couldn't help but chattered: "After all, Xiaoguang is right. In terms of seniority, I am the oldest one here, and I am also the only one left." A cleaver, so be it, the master doesn’t like my previous name anyway… Then why don’t everyone just call me Brother Dao from now on.”

"Le, Brother Dao is okay." Klausolas, the Sword of Light, couldn't hold back after hearing this: "Brother Dao, can you bite the lighter?"

“Well, let me show you a biting Levatin...”

 “You’re seeking your **** death!!”

“Hey Brother Dao, what’s the point of you biting me, Brother Huozi? You have the ability to bite me!”

“You look down on me, don’t you? Just bite!”

 “Hangchi, bah, bah, bah, gulu... vomit!!”

 …

If we talk about Fang Mo’s Mayuling chopping knife.

 It can be compared to Uncle Wolf’s Lao Ba brand cigarette in X-Men.

As for the living weapons in this room right now... Fang Mo felt as if he had become Jotaro Kujo, preparing to perform a unique trick of "smoking five cigarettes in one breath" for everyone.

 Can’t bear it.

 I really can’t bear it.

Fang Mo was shocked to find for the first time that when these weapons went crazy, he didn't even have a chance to interrupt.

 Mainly because it’s not easy to speak.

 After all, the smell in this room is a bit strong now.

Originally, only the Shit Sword was strong enough, but Levatein's character was still a grumpy old man, who would get physically angry at every turn. This made the whole room completely uninhabitable, and Fang Mo even worried about Celia for a while. Knock on the door and ask yourself if **** is cooking in the room.

Fang Mo just realized a few weapons, and the whole scene was as chaotic as a dark descendant meeting, with so many flaws that it was impossible to handle it.

Now it seems that he is also glad that he only realized these weapons.

If this is all touched in one breath.

 Let alone this tree house, the whole of Hutton Mar is probably going to explode.

  After all, the weapons now realized by Fang Mo all have world-destroying power.

 Let’s not talk about the Demonic Sword of Fire Levadin and the Sword of Light Clothoras, but just this **** sword... Although it doesn’t look very good, it will definitely be very scary when this thing goes crazy.

 This product is an idea proposed by Fang Mo.

 Then leave it to your partner to collect materials to build weapons.

Originally, the previous Shit Sword was just a weapon used for doing chores, but now that this ghost thing has been recast, it has been strengthened by the little demon with meteorites and hot springs, so it can not only summon meteorite, but also It can be directly inserted into the ground to create chocolate hot springs.

　　Question: What disaster makes people more desperate than the world-destroying flood?

 Answer: Add some more E. coli to the flood water.

 …

all in all.

 After summoning this group of evildoers.

Fang Mo was tortured by them all night and barely slept.

After all, the smell in this tree house was too strong. Even if Fang Mo repaired it with the ability of the arcane ring to control plants, he still couldn't help but feel bad, and in the end he had no choice but to spend money to live out.

 Of course to compensate Celia.

Fang Mo couldn't help but handed the other party a gold nugget.

"Adventurer, what are you...?" Celia was obviously stunned after seeing this gold nugget.

"Hey, my Celia." Hearing this, Fang Mo suddenly sighed without warning, then reached out to touch the other person's hair, and said in a deliberately profound tone: "Please forgive me for leaving without saying goodbye. Now I have Now that we have the money, we can continue to protect the Arad continent."

"…What?"

Of course Celia didn't understand, and her face was full of confusion: "Adventurer, have we known each other before?" "Maybe we met in another world."

Fang Mo didn't hold back, and soon started to laugh: "Okay, just take it if you are asked to take it. It's just a gold nugget, and you can kill some pigs in the **** concentration camp and you'll be done..."

 “But this is too expensive.”

Celia said hurriedly: "Although it's nothing to an adventurer, I can't accept this money."

“Then you can use it to open a few more hotels to serve other adventurers.”

Fang Mo walked towards the door without looking back and waved his hand.

This gold nugget is not so much for Celia as it is for his past self. After all, life is so strange... No matter how touching things are when you are a child, when you grow up, you want to go back and look for them, but in the end you are looking for them. Not here.

When Fang Mo was playing Soul Sword back then, he was so greedy looking at the +12 Double Dragon Shadow Sword in other people's hands.

 Later he got money, and almost all the characters in his account had red-lettered equipment. The weapons started at level 13, and the group leader was C. He had a screen full of skills for 99999 seconds.

 But for some reason, he could no longer feel the happy feeling he had before.

I wanted to buy sweet-scented osmanthus and drink it with me, but it turned out that I was young.

Shaking his head, Fang Mo strode out of Celia's tree house and took a stroll on the streets of Hedunmar late at night.

 All in all, the night passed quickly.

Fang Mo found a place to stay near dawn, but not long after he lay down, he was woken up by another knock on the door.

 Open the door and look outside.

 Fang Mo discovered that it was actually the little magician.

 “What did you do last night?”

I saw the other party looking up at Fang Mo, with a bit of doubt in his eyes: "Why do you keep hearing strange noises in your room, and then there is a... strange smell?"

"Did you have breakfast?"

Fang Mo did not answer, but asked suddenly.

"Not yet?" The little magician blinked a little strangely: "What's wrong?"

 “Then don’t ask.”

Fang Mo raised his forehead and said, "Otherwise I won't be able to eat it."

“No, what on earth did you do last night…”

 “I pulled you into the flower pot.”

 “That’s okay.”

Hearing this, the little magician here also covered his chest with a bitter look on his face, feeling a little nauseous: "You are right, I suddenly don't want to have breakfast now."

“So why did you come to me so early in the morning?”

Fang Mo did not continue this topic, but went straight to the point and asked: "Is it... that you are afraid that I won't want you?"

"Stop it."

The little magician opposite rolled his eyes in disgust, and then said: "I plan to go on an adventure to the Grand Forest today, and try the new staff you gave me. After yesterday's battle, I feel like I have changed." I’m a little stronger, and I have some new ideas I want to try.”

 “Then why did you come to me?”

Fang Mo asked.

"I..." The eyes on the other side seemed a little wandering: "I want to ask you if you want to go together?"

 “Practice more when it comes to cooking, don’t always think about hugging your thighs.”

Fang Mo immediately retorted.

"I'll feel uncomfortable if you don't go dark for a day, right?" The Demon Realm person opposite was obviously angry, and his face instantly turned blue and white, then he snorted and turned around and left: "Humph, who wants you? If you bring it, I can blow up those goblins with just one Jack Bomb!"

But after the other party had taken a few steps, Fang Mo's voice sounded again from behind.

"etc."

 “What are you doing again?”

The demonic man turned his head and looked at him a little annoyed.

“Try putting this on.” Fang Mo said as he handed over a strange-looking ring.

 “This is again…”

 Seeing this ring, the little magician felt a little unexpected.

"According to Arad's settings, this thing is probably a powdered outfit." Fang Mo glanced at the craftsman's soul ring in the opponent's hand. He had rubbed it out casually before, and now he planned to take it from the opponent. Try the effect: "Hmm... I guess you have to be an ancient fan."

 “Isn’t this thing very expensive?”

The little Demon Realm man looked down at the ring in his hand and seemed a little embarrassed: "Why do you always give me such expensive things..."

 “Send it off? What are you thinking about, eldest sister?”

Fang Mo's eyes widened in surprise when he heard this: "You still have to pay me back when you come back."

"All right…"

　　Hearing this, the other party seemed to feel relieved, but always felt a little bit disappointed: "Then I'll go over first, see you later."

 “Are you sure you won’t be caught by the goblins this time?”

Fang Mo looked at the other party's funny snowman suit and couldn't help but ask a few more questions.

“Didn’t you kill all the goblins?” The other party didn’t seem to think much and just replied: “And I think I should be able to resist these goblins...”

 “It’s not just goblins in the Gran Forest.”

Fang Mo subconsciously added: "Can you handle the Goblin... What about the Tauren?"

"you…"

 “Hey, bro, let’s give you the whole bodyguard.”

Fang Mo also sighed after hearing this, and then smoothly pulled out a simple and heavy lead-grey giant sword from behind, which was of course the degenerate neutron sword: "Anyway, feel free to fight. If you can't beat him, just shake him. Let it go up and give you a few chops or something."

 “This again?”

It was the first time for the Demon Realm people on the opposite side to see this weapon, and they were a little curious at the moment: "It...could it be as sharp as that purple sword?"

 “Oh, don’t worry.”

Fang Mo waved his hand and said, "This guy hardly talks."

He was not lying. When the weapons and demons danced wildly last night, only two weapons did not participate.

One of them is the Great Sword of Shoggoth. This sword cannot be engraved or reforged because its main material is flesh and blood. Even the little demon does not have this thing in his hand, and for some reason, the life enchantment cannot be engraved on it. , as if the Shoggoth itself is the consciousness of this sword.

The setting of Shoggoth is originally that of a well-behaved and polite cat.

 Of course I won’t make trouble with this group of weapons.

Apart from the Shoggoth Great Sword, the other remaining weapon that didn't follow the nonsense... was the cosmic neutron element heavy sword in Fang Mo's hand.

 According to Fang Mo’s personal guess.

Perhaps the intelligence of the bedrock golem had a certain impact on it.

“I’ll give you a task.” Thinking of this, Fang Mo also turned to the Neutron Element Giant Sword and ordered: “You should go out with this dwarf Ledo later.”

　　　…”

Hearing this, the Neutron Element Giant Sword slowly nodded its blade, and then floated towards the opponent.

 Actually, everything has been normal up to this point.

But in the next second, the neutron element giant sword here seemed to glance at the Demon Realm people, and then said in a low tone: "Tell me..."

 “Who to kill?”

 (End of this chapter)