My Stand-in is Steve

　　When Fang Mo said those words, everyone present thought it was just a harsh word.

 Until three seconds later.

 He really slowly raised his arms.

"You don't know how to appreciate it, right?" Fang Mo said, and his aura changed in vain: "Very good, let Nosmar feel the pain from now on..."

 Speaking of which.

Fang Mo's body was like a 45-yuan Penn kite, rising slowly from the ground. At this moment, his back was facing the sun, as if a **** had descended into the world, and his eyes were looking at the person below indifferently. The gang of thieves and the power to destroy the world are constantly brewing in his body.

 “No…just wait for me first!”

The summoning Jade Emperor here was also confused when he saw this. He quickly raised his head and shouted: "You really only gave me three seconds! Isn't this time too short?"

“You must be trustworthy when you go out to hang out. If you say three seconds, it means three seconds.”

Fang Mo said lightly.

"Then I haven't gone up yet!" Summoned the Jade Emperor and shouted: "You don't want to kill me too, do you?"

 “It’s okay, it’s okay, I’m here.”

However, as soon as the words were spoken, the dirty sound of Ma Yuling's chopping knife rang out, and then the giant purple blade floated over and pointed the handle at her: "Come on, sister, hurry up and stop me." My halberd handle."

 “What???”

 The Jade Emperor was stunned after hearing this.

“Hehe, I said it wrong.” Ma Yuling explained sincerely: “I’m sorry, I’ve been obsessed with the Romance of the Three Kingdoms recently, so sometimes I mistakenly think that I am a halberd.”

"I…"

 The expression on Summon the Jade Emperor's face was obviously a bit disgusting.

But at this moment, Fang Mo in mid-air had directly launched his ultimate move: "Super Shinra Tianzheng!"

 “Fuck!”

Upon hearing this, Mayuling Cidao here became a little anxious and urged the Jade Emperor: "There is no time to explain, hurry up and get in the car!"

Before summoning the Jade Emperor, the ring on her hand started to move on its own. Several huge black and purple tentacles stretched out from it, and wrapped around the handle of the knife with a snap, while the other side Throwing out a tentacle, it wrapped around the round belly of Summon the Jade Emperor Snowman Set.

The next second, Mayuling's chopping knife jumped straight into the air.

 At the same time.

 The huge repulsive field also exploded instantly.

With the roar, the town square was directly torn apart by the majestic force. The members of the thieves group did not even react, and they exploded collectively, turning into clouds of blood mist.

Immediately afterwards, the repulsive force field began to expand outwards, and the original square was directly squeezed into the depths of the earth. The rock formations made a series of shattering sounds. The entire town disappeared in an instant, and everything was ruthlessly crushed deep into the earth. Here, the originally lifeless villages and towns are now completely reduced to a huge empty sinkhole.

"this…"

 Summoning the Jade Emperor witnessed Fang Mo's power from this perspective for the first time, and he couldn't help but be a little stunned at this moment.

Those densely packed thieves groups looked like mosquitoes when viewed from a high altitude, and then they were crushed by force, exploded, and bloomed into tiny blood flowers, which were both small and shocking.

 “Hmm, you are worthy of being the boss of my family.”

Mayuling's cleaver, who was also flying in the sky, couldn't help but comment at this moment: "In order to prevent the evil thieves from holding a dog meat festival, they directly razed the town to the ground. This merit is rising..."

"ah?"

The Jade Emperor was also stunned when he heard this: "Isn't that dog dead too?"

"Girl, I have to remind you that you are now ten thousand meters high in the sky, and I can cut off this tentacle at any time." Mayuling reminded with a chopping knife: "I hope you don't know how to lift."

 “You are the real dog, right!?”

 Summoned the Jade Emperor and roared.

　　“Okay, it’s all our own people who are making the noise.”

At the end, Fang Mo, who had finished using his ultimate move, interrupted the two parties, and then he slowly landed. Of course, he did not forget to explain while landing: "The people in the towns here have long been dead. , the rest are thieves.”

 “There are still dogs.”

 Summon the Jade Emperor and gave a dull reminder.

"You're not Makima, why are you such a persistent dog?" Fang Mo said angrily: "Dirigi's breath can corrode all living things, and all you see are mad dogs."

 “I like small animals, don’t I?”

Summoned the Jade Emperor to counterattack.

"I also like small animals. I even have them all." Fang Mo also spread his hands when he heard this: "Small animals are man's most delicious friends..."

　　“Why are you like this?”

He summoned the Jade Emperor and said, "What if I want to eat you instead?"

 “Don’t ask, just keep eating.”

Fang Mo opened his mouth to say something without thinking, but before he could react to summoning the Jade Emperor, he suddenly patted his head again: "Oh, I almost forgot, I promised you not to be Nunu. Then you can’t eat it…”

　　…“…Where on earth did I eat!!”

Only then did Summon the Jade Emperor understand. His face turned red and he yelled, "Aren't we discussing dogs?"

 “Hey, you woman is too noisy.”

Fang Mo waved his hand, then reached out and pulled out a dog from somewhere, and handed it to the Summoning Jade Emperor: "You like dogs, right? Go and pet him quickly, don't pet me."

 “Who the **** is **** you...hey?”

Summoning the Jade Emperor was a little angry at first, but when she saw Fang Mo actually handing over a dog, she seemed to be stunned.

Who is the dog that Fang Mo handed over?

 Obviously, of course it’s the little loser Cheems.

 “Uh-huh?”

At this moment, the little loser was obviously confused. He was holding a rag in his paws as if he was doing housework, but the next second he was suddenly teleported here.

 “Go and play with her for a while.”

Fang Mo first said something to the little loser, and then stuffed him into the arms of the Summoning Jade Emperor. At the same time, he did not forget to add to the Summoning Jade Emperor: "The dog I raised is very powerful. Not only can he He can do somersaults and dimensional slashes."

"Ah, yes, yes." Mayuling's cleaver here also echoed: "It also has hairspray hands, the same kind as Aizen."

 “What is Dimensional Slash?”

 Summoning the Jade Emperor ignored Mayuling's chopping knife, took the little waste wood with both hands, and asked Fang Mo.

 “Just let him demonstrate it to you if I have a chance.”

Fang Mo said something perfunctory. At this moment, the two of them had landed on the ground again, so he directly grabbed the Mayuling cleaver with one hand, stuffed the thing back into the storage space, and then summoned Steve. The husband began to set up a formation and prepare to raise the altar.

 “What are you doing?”

 Summoned the Jade Emperor and came over curiously holding the dog.      "Evocation."

 While explaining, Fang Mo took out the Book of the Abyss and the Staff of the Gatekeeper. Then he first controlled Steve to get a name tag, wrote Mo Zhen's name on it, and finally waved the staff. Directly activated the evil spell.

 That is, the resurrection of darkness.

 Yes, because I really don’t want to talk nonsense with those crazy thieves anymore.

So Fang Mo simply cleared the place. He knew the name of the BOSS here anyway. After killing them all, wouldn't it be enough to resurrect this guy alone and torture him?

 Of course this result is also very ideal.

Accompanied by a blasphemous whisper that seemed to come from outside the world, countless weird symbols gathered together, and the billowing black mist seemed to be connected to the abyss. Soon, a burst of footsteps came. The leader of the crazy bandit group here, a fierce bald man. He slowly walked out from inside.

 At first, the guy named "Quji Mozhen" was a little dissatisfied.

 After all, he didn’t even know what was happening. He was sleeping in the town hall, but he was crushed to death by the repulsion field in the next second, and his death was painless.

 Now he sees two people standing in front of him.

 Thought it was a dream.

His eyes even brightened after seeing the little loser, and he planned to catch the dog and tame it as well, and use it as his tool.

But Fang Mo was too lazy to talk nonsense to him.

Hunters like this have been killed by him at least thousands of times in the game.

So Fang Mo took out Mayuling's chopping knife again and said something heartfelt to him, and then the guy quickly started to kneel down and beg for mercy.

The dog user Mo Zhen has been wandering in the Northmar area for many years, and he is obviously very familiar with the surrounding terrain. But after hearing that Fang Mo planned to go to Lesephin, his expression immediately changed a bit, and he said that there no.

 But no matter how ferocious the leader is.

 It is also impossible to persist in the hands of the Lord of Hell for too long.

So soon, Mo Zhen, the dog warrior, opened his mouth and took a pen with tears in his eyes. Holding the pen in his mouth, he drew a detailed map of the nearby area on the paper.

Fang Mo took the map and took a look.

I discovered that the painful village of Lesefen is actually quite far away from here.

Originally he thought this place was near Northmar, but it turned out that there was actually a large desert between Reesefin and Northmar, and then he had to pass through an abandoned mine. If he walked there, it would take quite a long time. Time.

 Think about it for a while.

Fang Mo decided to simply fly over, so after defeating the dog messenger Mo Zhen with one kick, Fang Mo flew towards the north again with the summoned Jade Emperor.

 Because it flies.

 So it’s just more than ten minutes.

The two of them crossed the endless desert and the mining village not far away.

Fang Mo lowered his head and glanced at these two places. In fact, he still had some impressions of this place. If he remembered correctly, this place should also be a dungeon in the game. It seemed to be an dungeon from the early 1970s. What was the name of this place? Village of Bewilderment, and the other is called Dance of the Blood Butterflies.

 I remember that the official seemed to have launched a hero-level dungeon back then.

 Difficulty is above King and Hell levels.

The hero level of this Blood Butterfly happened to be the most difficult one, and Fang Mo still vaguely remembered how he was blasted by that lord.

 Of course it was only hammered a few times.

  After all, all beings are equal in F1, how can a mere Blood Butterfly beat Shinra Tianzheng.

In short, while thinking about all the past experiences, Fang Mo also flew straight towards his destination, which was the location of Di Ruigi's body, the village of pain, Lesefen. Since Fang Mo's eyesight was extremely good, in fact, After crossing the desert, he could vaguely see the small cloud-covered village not far away.

 Yes, it is due to the influence of Derich's apostle power.

Even the celestial phenomena over there have experienced some unnatural changes.

Originally, this village was near a desert. Normally, the sky should be clear, right? However, due to the contamination of pathogens, a thick layer of purple-black clouds, like swollen tumors, shrouded the sky above the village. Then this cloud and mist returned. Incessantly squirming.

Accompanied by bursts of thunder, dense gray-black rain poured down on the village.

 It just looks like rain.

 But in fact, both the rain and the black-purple cumulus clouds above are actually mixed with a large number of terrifying pathogens.

 In the words of a normal creature.

 Don’t say it’s contaminated by the rainwater.

Even if they just take a breath of the nearby air, the free germs will kill them from the inside out, without any possibility of survival.

Even the corpse will melt into a puddle of mush.

 “Looks like it’s almost there.”

Fang Mo looked at the village in front of him and turned to summon the Jade Emperor: "But this place seems a bit dangerous. I have to take some precautions for you."

 “What precautions are taken?”

 Summon the Jade Emperor and asked subconsciously.

"Bring you a small umbrella." Fang Mo said as he started to rub the ball of light with his hands: "Look, it's raining in front of you. It's not a big deal if you get wet, but a big deal is gonorrhea."

 “Uh-huh…”

However, before summoning the Jade Emperor to speak, the little loser here couldn't bear to look at him and covered his face with his dog paws.

　　　…”

Summoning the Jade Emperor silently glanced at the little loser, then looked at Fang Mo: "Can you explain it? Is there any other ambiguity in what you just said?"

"Ai, you think too much about Mei!"

Fang Mo directly defended: "Don't worry, you are my little Emperor. You said I would take you to explore such a dangerous place, so I must be fully prepared. Come on, be obedient and let me trap you." A treasure trove of insurance…”

 “What the **** do you think I am…”

Summoning the Jade Emperor just opened his mouth to say something, but in the next second, a sharp whistle suddenly sounded in the desert behind him.

"Um?"

Fang Mo frowned when he heard the sound, and then said lightly: "Duan Kong."

A huge translucent barrier suddenly appeared, and he didn't even look back. Several rays of sword energy flying out from the desert hit the barrier with a bang, and exploded into countless air currents, whizzing past the two of them. .

 “Is there an enemy here?”

Unlike Fang Mo, who looked indifferent, Summoning the Jade Emperor's expression was very nervous. He immediately turned his head and observed the surroundings: "Is it Di Ruji? Or is it Held...she wants to stop us?"

　　Looking around for a while.

 Summoning the Jade Emperor quickly noticed a figure in the distance.

It was a tall man with a solemn face and a terrifying appearance like a demon. He was holding a samurai sword in his hand and was looking up at him.

"This is…"

 Summoning the Jade Emperor was stunned when he saw this.