My Stand-in is Steve

 “That’s a good question, but don’t ask it next time.”

 After hearing Fang Mo’s remarks, Summoning the Jade Emperor covered his face with a headache: “I don’t think ‘mermaid’ is something that can be eaten.”

“You are too holy, aren’t you?”

Fang Mo couldn't help but said: "You stopped me last time when I ate beef, and you stopped me this time when I ate fish... Why do you people in the demon world know how to photosynthesize?"

 “Can it be the same?”

Summoning the Jade Emperor immediately retorted: "You can eat livestock if you want. After all, they have no intelligence, but this mermaid is obviously no different from a normal person... You said eating her, what's the difference between eating her and killing someone? ?”

“But I will be resurrected.” Fang Mo spread his hands inexplicably.

 “You being resurrected doesn’t mean she wants to die!!”

  Summoning the Jade Emperor really didn't hold back, and he almost jumped up and shouted these words.

"Tsk, this idiot Tang Niu's inequality is really useful." Fang Mo frowned in displeasure when he heard this, and then he didn't know what he thought of, but suddenly whispered: "Such a disgusting person... this guy Could it be that he is the son of the Great God King of the Tang Dynasty?"

"Um?"

 Summoning the Jade Emperor, he didn't hear clearly what Fang Mo was saying for a moment, and now he asked: "What did you say?"

 “Oh, nothing.”

Fang Mo shook his head, and then he suddenly pulled out a knife like a magic trick: "I said it's fine without killing him. Look, my dagger is a poisonous blade filled with regeneration potion..."

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  Summoning the Jade Emperor, he was stunned: "What do you mean?"

 “Hey, we can just cut it.”

Fang Mo laughed happily: "If you eat endlessly, you will be reborn as before. In other words, if you eat one piece, you will be reborn..."

　　　　???”

 Summoning the Jade Emperor, his eyes widened in shock after hearing this.

　　　　???”

 Besides her, the little lantern not far away was so frightened that his face turned pale.

Fortunately, Fang Mo didn't continue. Instead, he turned to the train conductor next to him and said, "Okay, anyway, you can get us a train and drive out first to attract the attention of those pirates." force."

 “Uh…Okay, okay.”

Belen Bonegot here nodded subconsciously: "I will notify others to open the route, but the driver of the train does not seem to be here now..."

"Oh it's all right."

Fang Mo waved his hand nonchalantly: "We have a driver, just get the car ready. I'm in a hurry."

"What?"

Beren was stunned for a moment when he heard this, and then looked up at Malin Kishika.

“I’m sorry, Mr. Fang Mo.”

Marin Kishika obviously felt that Fang Mo was alluding to her, so she quickly reminded her: "The driving skills of the sea train are different from those of Mogara. I did not learn this skill in the Royal Queen's Courtyard, so..."

 “Oh, I didn’t mean you.”

Fang Mo interrupted Ma Lin casually: "I mean someone else who can drive."

 “Is that so?”

Hearing this, Malin Kishika was even more surprised: "With all due respect, Mr. Fang Mo, but you and your partner..."

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Fang Mo interrupted again.

"Uh... Okay." Ma Lin paused for a moment, but quickly changed her words and asked, "But as far as I know, you and your companions are not Celestial beings, so how can you drive a sea train?"

"yes."

The Summoning Jade Emperor became curious when he heard this: "Have you ever driven this thing before?"

 “It’s never been opened.”

 Fang Mo directly spread his hands.

"and you…"

However, before summoning the Jade Emperor to finish speaking, Fang Mo suddenly spoke: "You forgot, don't we have Bruce? Let it go."

　　　　???”

 Summoning the Jade Emperor blinked after hearing this, feeling that he heard wrongly, so he couldn't help but ask again: "What...did you just say?"

 “I said let Bruce drive.”

Fang Mo reiterated his words again.

 “Are you crazy!?”

Summoning the Jade Emperor couldn't help shouting: "You let a magic armor drive a sea train... Do you want everyone to die in the sea?"

 “But I will recover…”

“I told you that your resurrection does not mean that I want to die!!”

Before Fang Mo could say anything, Summon the Jade Emperor couldn't help but jump up and punch Fang Mo. However, the soft snowman sleeve couldn't do any damage at all. Instead, it looked like he was being malicious and cute. It was really humorous and funny. Feel.

“No, sister, can we stop using Tang Niu’s inequality?”

Fang Mo couldn't help but raise his forehead when he heard this: "What you do always reminds me of another person named Tang... It's like Kou Dong Xuelian x Sun Xiaochuan, what kind of double-hui king is the king... It's really You don’t think we cube people will vomit, do you?”

"…ha?"

The Summoning Jade Emperor didn’t understand what Fang Mo was saying. He raised his eyebrows and said, “Then you are not allowed to mention that you will be resurrected!”

"Okay, okay, I won't be resurrected, okay?"

 Fang Mo said perfunctorily: "But Bruce can indeed drive a sea train."

"you…"

I don’t even have the energy to stay angry even if I summon the Jade Emperor.

"Oh, you should try to trust your summons once in a while." Fang Mo said coaxingly: "Think about the bond between you, think about the friendship between you. If you don't want to trust your partner at all, ...Then what kind of Pokémon trainer are you?"

 “I don’t even know what Pokémon you’re talking about.”

 Summon the Jade Emperor to hold his forehead.

"You will know when you have the chance in the future." Fang Mo said seriously: "One day everyone will be able to control the various monsters."

 “It’s better not to have this opportunity, I don’t want to be tortured by you anymore.”

 Summoning the Jade Emperor rubbed his temples with a headache.

"Okay." Fang Mo shrugged, but he didn't seem to care much: "Since you don't want to go to Zi Gongxiang's world, let's continue discussing the issue of driving..."

 In short, it took a lot of trouble.

A few people managed to get on a train.

 In fact, due to Fang Mo’s unreliable words and deeds, Belen Bonegot was reluctant to lend him a sea train.

But the problem is that he is too rich. Throwing out this large piece of gold will really be enough to replace several new trains at Ruft Seaport. The remaining part can also be used to renovate the terminal hall and make up for some problems caused by the card lag. The operating losses caused by Leote's war with the Imperial Army.

 Taking these into account.

 He finally delegated power to Fang Mo. Of course, a large part of this was due to the consideration of Ma Lin. After all, the other party was from the Royal Courtyard. Simply put, this was what the royal family meant.

Then of course Beren Bonegot wouldn’t dare to disobey.

It is precisely because of this.

 Fang Mo successfully boarded the train to the Western Line.

And like he just said, he actually let Bruce drive the train.

Anyway, the route of the sea train here is fixed. Even if Bruce knows nothing about it, at least he will not drive the train into the sea.

 “Come on, Bruce!”

 In the cab of the train, Fang Mo was cheering for the Destroyer of Heaven: "You can definitely do it!"

　　　…”

The Sky Destroyer did not speak, but looked blankly at the dashboard in front of him, as well as hundreds of buttons with unknown meanings. Then he soon made the same move as the Bedrock Puppet...reached out and scratched his metal helmet.

“I remember you said before that there would be a huge price to pay to summon you.”

The Jade Emperor who witnessed the whole summoning process sighed feebly: "Tell me the truth...will this cost give me a huge headache?"

 “There’s nothing wrong with you saying that.”

Fang Mo patted Bruce's metal shoulder armor, then smiled and said: "Actually, I have countless forms, and what you see now is just one of them. In the past, I preferred to use the image of a young girl with white hair and red eyes to harm others. I admired their splitting headaches, so I was also called a split-headed boy back then..."

 “A young girl with white hair and red eyes?”

 Summoning the Jade Emperor imagined the scene and couldn't help but raise his forehead: "It always feels like it's getting worse..."

 “That’s for sure.”

Fang Mo proudly put his hands on his hips and said: "Now that I have a family, I am much more restrained than before. Back then, I dared to carve a ruthless character with a big hook 8 on the moon. Imagine if I were on the moon now. If you engrave a β, can you still call it a lunar eclipse? It must be called the Yue Jing..."

 “Can I please stop talking?”

 Summoned the Jade Emperor and took a deep breath: "I've already started to have a splitting headache, thank you."

 “Unexpectedly, this time I thank you...”

 “Boom!”

Before Fang Mo could finish his **** words, the sea train that was running normally suddenly started to vibrate, summoning the Jade Emperor and he almost couldn't stand still. Fortunately, a tentacle pierced the wool layer of the snowman's suit and came out, entangled with the metal on the side. armrest.

 “What’s going on?”

After regaining his balance, Summoning the Jade Emperor's face became obviously nervous: "Could it be that the train derailed? Damn it, I told you that Bruce can't drive..."

“No, what’s wrong with your tentacles?”

Faced with the doubts of this little devil, Fang Mo's attention was completely attracted by the tentacle, and he said hesitantly: "You shouldn't be... full of ink, right?"

 “It’s now time, can you please stop making trouble?”

Summoning the Jade Emperor said angrily: "The ring is just a temporary protector, so what happened to the vibration just now? Is it really going to overturn?"

"Let me see…"

Hearing this, Fang Mo also took a look at Steve's small map.

With this look, he happened to see a large number of heads appearing in the following carriages. Although they were pixelated, he still recognized the identity of the other person.

　　It’s obviously the Iron Scale Pirates.

In addition to a lot of miscellaneous soldiers, Fang Mo even recognized the Lord Crocodile and the avatar of the Little Mermaid Kong Kongyi. It was obvious that this pirate group also noticed this train, and he didn't know where it came from. According to the news received, they should be here to prepare for some looting.

 “Don’t worry, the car didn’t flip over.”

Seeing this, Fang Mo also took advantage of the opportunity and said to the Summoning Jade Emperor: "They are from the pirate group."

"Scared me."

 Summoning the Jade Emperor finally breathed a sigh of relief.

"Look at your potential." Fang Mo glanced at Summoning the Jade Emperor with hatred, and then took out the Mayuling chopping knife: "Okay, just keep an eye on it here, I'll be back as soon as I can."

"etc…"

However, what Fang Mo didn't expect was that the Summoning Jade Emperor actually called out to him.

"Um?"

Fang Mo glanced at the other party.

 “I’ll go.”

Summoning the Jade Emperor didn't know what he was thinking at the moment. He glanced at the Mayuling chopping knife in Fang Mo's hand, and then suddenly said: "If it's just a bunch of rabble... I can solve it, you just stay here. drive."

 “Hey, are you out today?”

Hearing what the other party said, Fang Mo also scratched his head in surprise: "Instead of looking for an excuse to fish, are you taking the initiative to attack the enemy?"

 “Because I really don’t want to overturn the car.”

Summoning the Jade Emperor, he started to activate the summoning magic as he spoke: "The noise you make every time is too exaggerated..."

 “Boss, don’t be fooled by her.”

However, at this moment, the Mayuling chopping knife in Fang Mo's hand suddenly spoke: "She is the queen of poisonous schemes. She definitely doesn't want you to deal with the mermaid named Kong Kongyi personally. You must not fall into her trap." It’s a plan.”

"Um?"

When Fang Mo heard this, he suddenly reacted and immediately looked at the Summoning Jade Emperor with a suspicious look.

"you…"

 Summoning the Jade Emperor's face suddenly changed when he heard this: "Why are you causing trouble for me!"

 “Oh, woman.”

Mayuling Kaidao also sneered when he heard this: "How does it feel to be exposed by what you call the 'weakest weapon'?"

 “Then didn’t I say that because I had no other choice?”

The plan failed, and the Summoning Jade Emperor also said angrily: "Otherwise, what can I do? Let Misha choose that silent sword? It can smash Ghent and the entire island with one sword. Go into the sea of ​​​​the sky! Do you think I want to choose a weapon full of nonsense like you? There is no other way..."

 “Boss, let go!”

Mayuling, who is here, couldn't hold back her knife any longer: "I...I want to stab this vicious woman to death!"

 “Come on, come on, chop here.”

Summoning the Jade Emperor seemed to be risking his life. He put one hand on his hips and pointed the other hand at his little head and said: "Anyway, your master will be resurrected."

 “Why does this involve me again?”

Fang Mo suddenly raised his forehead and said, "Didn't everyone agree not to mention this matter..."

But just when these two guys were arguing happily, the door to the captain's room was suddenly kicked open, and then a tall humanoid crocodile walked in arrogantly from outside, and at the same time endured He couldn't help but burst into harsh laughter.

"Wow haha!"

This sturdy crocodile man laughed wildly with a proud look on his face, looking very arrogant: "I didn't expect you cowards to dare to resume the route. You really don't know how to live or die. Hurry up and hand over the valuable things..."

 Unfortunately, before he could finish his words, the sword energy and the long whip hit its body at the same time.

"shut up!"

Mayuling slashed her knife and summoned the Jade Emperor and roared at it at the same time.