My Stand-in is Steve

Chapter 782 I haven’t eaten yet! I haven't eaten yet! !

 “Huh?” “Huh!?”

 Hearing what Fang Mo said, Tohsaka Rin and Emiya Shirou reacted almost at the same time.

Among them, Tohsaka Rin was suddenly startled, but Emiya Shirou's face was full of unwillingness to believe it, and he subconsciously said: "Three major magic families? Matou family? What on earth are you talking about? Sakura Sakura No matter how much you think, He Shenji can't be a magician..."

 “Sakura? Shinji? Who is that?”

Fang Mo frowned knowingly: "Do you know anyone from the Matong family?"

"Well…"

Emiya Shirou felt nervous for no reason, but he still explained honestly: "Shenji and Sakura are both my classmates, but Sakura is actually a junior if we are serious, we are in the bow..."

"very good!"

However, before Shirou Emiya could finish his words, Fang Mo directly waved his hand and issued an order: "Then you will be responsible for inquiring about this information. See if the Matou family has participated in the Holy Grail War. At present, there is no There are several servants whose identities have not been confirmed, and this information is very important to us."

"ah?"

Hearing this, Emiya Shirou was a little confused about what to do: "But Sakura..."

“Shirou, I think Archer is right.”

At this moment, Saber next to him suddenly spoke, with a serious expression on his face: "If you want to seize the Holy Grail, it is indeed very important to confirm the enemy's servant's information."

“Yeah, yeah, heroes think alike.”

Fang Mo nodded in agreement, and then spoke again: "And your school is indeed very suspicious. Today we just cracked a barrier that absorbs the life force of ordinary people. It is currently suspected that Lancer did it, but his master It didn’t show up, so now I suspect that it’s the Jews… and it’s the Matou family who did it.”

"A barrier that absorbs the vitality of ordinary people?" Shirou Emiya was shocked: "This! How is this possible!?"

 In fact, it’s not just Emiya Shirou.

Even Tohsaka Rin, who was next to Fang Mo, was suddenly startled when he heard this.

　　Yes, when checking the barrier tonight, Tohsaka Rin found that the location of the wedges was very hidden...it was obvious that the other party was very familiar with this school. Now I think about it, could it really be someone from the Matou family?

 Is it Matou Sakura?

 Or is that annoying guy Shinji Matou?

Thinking of this, Tohsaka Rin struggled a little in his heart. It would be fine if it was Shinji, but what if Lancer's master is really Sakura Matou?

"never mind…"

Feeling a little confused, Tohsaka Rin also shook his head irritably: "I'm going home, let's call it a day."

"Oh well."

Fang Mo didn’t say anything and just responded.

"wait wait wait…"

But at this moment, Shirou Emiya suddenly raised his hand to stop him: "Um, Tohsaka-san, I still have something to ask you."

"What?"

Tohsaka Rin gave him a strange look.

"About magic." Emiya Shirou lowered his head a little embarrassedly: "I'm sorry... I don't know anything about the Holy Grail War or magic knowledge. I don't want to be a burden to Saber."

 “Shilang.”

 Saber here looked at him in surprise.

 “Common sense about magic?”

Tohsaka Rin subconsciously wanted to refuse. After all, the things on the mysterious side were too complicated. It was impossible to explain clearly in a few words. And to put it bluntly, both parties were masters. In the end, the winner had to be decided. Yes, there is no need to help a potential enemy.

 You can see Emiya Shirou’s firm and sincere eyes.

Tohsaka Rin seemed to recall that scene again, where the opponent kept trying hard to jump high on the playground... That kind of unyielding temperament really moved him.

Think of this.

 Tohsaka Rin suddenly couldn't bear to refuse.

 “There’s really nothing we can do about you.”

Sighing helplessly, Tohsaka Rin finally nodded and agreed to the other party: "I can teach you some occult knowledge, but only tonight, and you don't expect to learn it all by yourself. Magic is a very profound thing. …”

"Thank you so much."

 Emiya Shirou was immediately pleasantly surprised, clasped his hands together and thanked, "I will definitely study hard!"

 “Anyway, let’s leave first.”

Tohsaka Rin rubbed his temples and seemed to have a headache because of his stupidity: "This is not suitable for staying for a long time. Find a safer place to rest first."

 “Then go to my house.”

 Emiya Shirou took the initiative to invite: "My family is quite big..."

"My home is not small, okay?" Tohsaka Rin retorted directly after hearing this. It is now during the Holy Grail War, and the other party's home has just been invaded by enemy servants, and it is obviously no longer safe. On the other hand, his own home is still There are a lot of solid defensive magic: "As expected, you should go to my house, right?"

“Well, staying at a girl’s house is a bit…”

 “Oh, don’t do the ink stains.”

Before the discussion between the two could come to a conclusion, Fang Mo impatiently urged him: "We two followers have been fighting from the beginning to the end, and we are almost starving to death... Who of you cooks better? "

“I’m better at cooking.”

　　Emiya Shirou scratched his head subconsciously: "Well... at least that's what Fuji-san and Sakura said. They often come to my house for dinner."

 “Well, it’s up to you.”

Fang Mo made a decision directly: "Go back and cook quickly."

 In short, after he gave the order, the others did not object, so the group quickly returned to the original route, and soon arrived at the Emiya residence again.

At this moment it was getting very late.

Fang Mo glanced at the clock on the wall and found that it was already early morning.

 But none of the people present chose to rest. The heroic spirits didn't really need to rest in the first place, while Tohsaka Rin and Emiya Shirou had their own concerns.

Among the people with the best mentality, it must be Fang Mo. After he came to the main room, he sat down directly, then leaned against the wall with his hands as pillows, and put his feet on the wall. The guy at the table said, "Administrator, go cook me two dishes."

"I…"

Tohsaka Rin couldn't help but lift his forehead when he saw his heroic spirit holding it in his mouth: "I'm sorry, he is like this at my house too..."

 Of course this sentence was said to Emiya Shirou.

"It doesn't matter."

Emiya Shirou's attitude was surprisingly good. He changed his coat, then found an apron from somewhere and tied it around his waist: "They have been fighting for a long time, and they must be very hungry to be like this. I'm going to Go cook…”

 It didn’t take long.

 The smell of food came from the kitchen.

"Saber, let me tell you, Emiya Shirou's cooking is delicious." When he smelled the aroma of the food, Fang Mo also directly started talking to Saber who was sitting next to him: "Don't worry about it later. You're welcome, open it up and eat."

"…Thanks."

 Saber looked a little weird when he heard this, but he still nodded.

After waiting for a while, Emiya Shirou soon came out with a few dishes: "I'm sorry to keep everyone waiting."

 “Let’s eat, let’s eat.”

Upon seeing this, Fang Mo took out two pairs of chopsticks and handed a pair to Saber next to him.

A few of the dishes Emiya Shirou cooked were relatively simple, such as tamagoyaki, stewed vegetables, stir-fried shrimps, miso soup, and a mapo tofu. It felt like he had something in the refrigerator, and he took it out and fried it before serving it. It feels like it's really late at this time, so I can't go shopping specifically. "I'm gonna start now."

 Beside them, Tohsaka Rin and Emiya Shirou also sat down, clasping their hands together and preparing to eat.

After all, the two of them hadn't eaten dinner either, and they had been tense. Now that they were relaxing, they felt a little hungry. However, Tohsaka Rin just stretched out his chopsticks, and the whole plate of Tamagoyaki on the table disappeared in an instant. , only Fang Mo and Saber could be seen opposite, their cheeks bulging, chewing hard.

"…Eh?"

Tohsaka Rin was stunned immediately.

"Does it still taste good?" Emiya Shirou didn't grab it, but asked with some concern.

 “Very fresh and very delicious.”

Fang Mo gave a thumbs up to Shirou Emiya while chewing: "You are really good at your craftsmanship. Whoever marries you in the future will definitely be lucky. By the way, do you have a partner now?"

"Hahaha…"

 Emiya Shirou smiled a little awkwardly: "Sorry, I haven't thought about getting married yet."

 “Yeah, that’s right.”

Fang Mo moved his chopsticks slightly and put more than ten pieces of tofu into the bowl in an understatement: "If young people get married nowadays, they really need to think carefully and don't follow the old path of their predecessors."

 “Old road? What old road?”

Tohsaka Rin next to him asked subconsciously.

"Marriage is a grave." Fang Mo said in a calm tone: "I think of me as the head of the empire. In the first half of his life, he squatted in the trenches for two years. In the second half of his life, he devoted everything he had to fighting the world for six years... and finally got married four years ago. I shot myself in fifteen minutes."

　　　…”

 The two of them didn't know what to say when they heard this, and the situation was very embarrassing for a time.

"It's indeed very delicious." Fortunately, at this moment, Saber, who was immersed in eating next to her, suddenly raised her head and praised, breaking the weird atmosphere: "Shirou's cooking skills are very surprising."

 “Thank you for the compliment…”

Emiya Shirou scratched his head in embarrassment, but before he could finish speaking, Saber suddenly handed the bowl to him: "So please have another bowl."

"ah?"

 Emiya Shirou was stunned.

However, soon, Fang Mo also raised the bowl and said, "Me too."

"this…"

Emiya Shirou obviously hesitated for a moment, and then turned to look at Tohsaka Rin: "Um, Tohsaka-san, do all heroic spirits have such a big appetite?"

"I do not know either."

 Tohsaka Rin was a little confused when he heard this.

"Hurry up and serve the food, why are you standing there in such a daze?" However, before the two of them could think of anything, Fang Mo here immediately slammed the table and shouted: "We are not even allowed to eat enough, and we still want to Shall we fight?"

　　　…”

Although Saber, who was sitting next to him, did not speak in agreement, her attitude was obviously very firm while holding up her rice bowl.

 “I, I’m going to serve the rice right now…”

Emiya Shirou stood up in a daze and reached out to take the bowls from the two of them.

“No, it’s too much trouble.” Fang Mo suggested, “Why don’t you just bring the rice cooker over? I’d be embarrassed to bother you all the time.”

"What?"

Emiya Shirou, who had just filled two large bowls of rice, subconsciously widened his eyes: "But...but there is no more rice in the pot."

 “What do I need from you?”

Fang Mo had a sad look on his face, then raised his hand and snapped his fingers. A white light flashed, and A Xue, wearing a maid outfit, appeared behind him out of thin air.

 “Hmm? This is where it is?”

After Ashue appeared here, she immediately observed the surrounding environment, and then quickly noticed Fang Mo sitting on the tatami. Seeing the surrounding environment, she also guessed that this was not the previous world. , so I immediately wanted to say hello to Fang Mo: "Master..."

 “Let me introduce it to you.”

At this moment, Fang Mo also raised his hand and pointed in the direction of A Xue: "This is A Xue, you can call her Mrs. Sister-in-law."

　　　…”

No one could handle this sudden scene. Why did you summon someone while you were eating?

 “Axue.”

It’s just that Fang Mo didn’t give everyone time to react. He waved his hand towards the kitchen and said, “Let them see the horror of Northeastern cuisine.”

 “Okay, Master.”

A Xue has always been very obedient, so she didn’t ask any more questions at this moment and walked directly towards the kitchen.

Then, under the blank stares of several people, she took out a palm-sized dark green bag, and took out a kitchen knife, a large iron pot, then a goose, a few sauerkraut, A bundle of vermicelli, some peppercorns, aniseed, fragrant leaves, garlic and the like.

After Ashue pulled out a pig from inside, Tohsaka Rin finally couldn't bear it anymore.

 “No, just wait for me...”

Tohsaka Rin raised his forehead and said, "Isn't your Noble Phantasm a bit over the top? Heroic spirits are all made of magic power... What's wrong with your ingredients?"

 “I asked Xiao Huang to buy it nearby during the day.”

Fang Mo said casually: "What's wrong with an empire as big as mine but with some advanced logistics technology?"

"I…"

Tohsaka Rin always felt that something was wrong, but for a moment he didn’t know what to say.

"But having said that, it's too troublesome for you to buy vegetables here in Japan." Before Tosaka Rin could explain the reason, Fang Mo continued: "I heard from Xiao Huang that you don't even have eggs here. They are sold one by one. Why, do you have a problem with boxed eggs?"

"you…"

 Tohsaka Rin suddenly felt like he had a splitting headache.

 “Huh? Isn’t it?”

 But Emiya Shirou didn't hear anything. At this moment, he subconsciously said: "Then what he bought must be raw eggs, right? The eggs sold in the mall are indeed boxed."

 “I won’t eat anything that’s not produced in Hiroshima!”

Fang Mo shouted with a wave of his hand.

"Well…"

Now Emiya Shirou also understood. He obviously didn't want to take up this topic, so he pretended to remember something and turned to look at Tohsaka Rin: "By the way, Tohsaka-san, you promised me magic guidance and you will return it." ...Tohsaka-san?”

However, at this moment, Tohsaka Rin's patience was clearly reaching its limit.

The whole person was trembling in silence.

The moment Emiya Shirou spoke, Tohsaka Rin stood up immediately, suddenly raised his white hands and shouted: "Use the curse as a guide! You **** Archer!"

　　…“…shut up from now on!”

 (End of this chapter)