My Stand-in is Thanos

　　 "It seems that it's time for this kid to go out and break in."

　　PS: Third!

　　Sure enough, is 4,000 words a day the limit of human beings?

　　 Now I think back to the fact that I had to open the top-notch reward on the day it was put on the shelves...cough cough.

　　 It feels like death.

　　 Okay, Jiaochuan is also a sensitive word, my mother.

Chapter 049 When eating, it's best not to use the phone!

　　 At the same time, on Ye Yinkong's side...

"Please use!"

　　 After bringing two fried rice and putting them on the table, Yuping Chuangzhen uttered this signature remark.

　　About...

"thanks!"

It seems that during the serving period, Ye Yinkong and Tosaki Kuangsan’s "secret conversation" has ended, so at this time, the former removed the space barrier arranged by the table early, but there was no oolong from the air wall. .

　　 However, after symbolically thanking you politely...

　　 "Go and marry Ai Yi!"

　　 "……"

　　 Facing this kind of words that are still ‘illogical’, Xingping Chuangzhen subconsciously wanted to ask: Who is Aiyi?

　　 But rationally tell him that it would be better to pretend not to hear it right now.

　　 So he just smiled awkwardly with the corners of his mouth twitching, then bit his scalp and returned to the stove.

　　 As for the friend suggestions from the old man... he decided to selectively forget it.

　　 Seeing...

　　 "Who is Aiyi?"

　　 After Kohei Sakuma left, Tokizaki Kakuzo instead asked this question curiously.

　　 Just now, through a short conversation with Ye Yinkong, the two have initially set some conditions that can be regarded as ‘mutual assistance’, and have left a way of communicating with each other.

Therefore, after the two parties have had the most basic "collaborator" relationship, the elf girl is no longer as depressed as before when she talks, and gradually relaxes. When asking questions, her tone becomes casual. many.

this moment……

　　 "That is a woman who can give life to her "soul" with her "voice"."

　　 After Ye Yinkong gave such an answer, he picked up the porcelain spoon on the pile of fried rice and said to Kuangsan: "Eat while it's hot, remember not to shout too loudly."

　　 "?" Kuang Sanyi looked puzzled.

　　 Ye Yinkong did not continue to explain more, and directly began to enjoy the food.

　　 A spoonful of shrimp fried rice entrance, even if he has tasted it these days, he couldn't help but squinted his eyes, showing a very intoxicated expression.

　　 I have to say that while the fried rice is completely delicious, the shrimp as a side dish does not lose its internal moisture and thus loses its chewiness. This unscientific technique can only be realized in the second dimension.

　　 After all, if you want the fried rice to infiltrate the taste of shrimp, instead of simply mixing the two on the same plate, you must put the shrimp in the pot and stir fry with the rice.

　　 However, under normal circumstances, the result of this is-the shrimp becomes dry, the taste is successful, but the taste will be greatly reduced.

　　 If you add water to alleviate the dryness, the texture of the rice grains will be greatly reduced due to the thinning of the texture.

　　 Therefore, diners who are willing to spend money usually prepare excessive amounts of shrimp, which are used as ‘tasting’ and ‘side dishes’ separately.

　　 But just now, the uncle named "Joichiro" who is the cook of this dish did not do such a "waste" thing at all.

　　 He is just shaking, and scientific common sense is ignored.

therefore……

　　｛Unknown Jue Li! } Ye Yinkong, who couldn't see the doorway, gave such an evaluation in his heart.

all in all……

　　｛ Well, it’s delicious! }

　　 On the other hand, Tokazaki Kakuzo, who was sitting opposite Ye Yinkong, did not know why, after seeing the exaggerated expression of the former, he even dared not touch the lunch on the table.

　　 In this regard, Ye Yinkong did not continue to pay attention to her, because as a foodie, he is now'busy' experiencing the enjoyment of the taste buds.

　　 No time for your mouth!

　　 But this time...

　　 "Om~ Om~"

　　 Ye Yin's mobile phone in the pocket of his trousers shook.

　　 "Hey!"

　　 Facing this situation, he couldn't help being a little irritable.

　　 But I still took out the flip phone that was popular in this era and looked at the caller ID on the black and white screen.

result……

　　 "The cutest sister?"

　　 Ye Yinkong twitched the corners of his mouth, "Couldn't this name come from the original body, right?"

　　 To tell the truth, speaking of younger sister, this is the first time Ye Yintou called him.

　　｛I was busy dealing with Hakata's affairs a few days ago, and I have hardly used this mobile phone. }

　　｛This is a very important source of intelligence, why is it ignored? }

　　｛ is really careless. }

　　 Thinking like this in his heart, Ye Yinkong pressed the answer button.

Then……

　　 "That, is it Ernie Chan?"

　　 Ye Yintou's girly voice came over the phone.

　　 For this cute but unfamiliar sister, Ye Yinkong will subconsciously show a comfortable smile every time she comes into contact with her.

　　 Right now, it is no exception.

　　 "Of course it's me!"

　　Different from talking in person, Ye Yinkong was able to open up a lot when he pressed down to communicate on the phone, so...

　　 "Why, who else do you think will answer with this number? Will you be my sister-in-law in the future?"

　　 can make some small jokes.

　　 I didn’t expect...

　　 "Huh? Ernie Chan, do you have a girlfriend?"

　　Some people will be upset until they take the joke seriously.

　　 At this moment, Ye Yinkong heard Ye Yintou's voice on the phone, and his tone had become flustered, as if he was not mentally prepared for something.

and……

　　 "I, I, I, I'm just curious... When did Eunice meet each other? Did I know her? Which big sister in the neighborhood? Or a female classmate in Eunice's study?"

　　 At this moment, he began to recite the scriptures and began to investigate.

resignedly……

　　 "Calm down! Wake up, there is no girlfriend or something... I just teased you."

　　 Ye Yinkong ended his joke, "Your brother, I am a proud single now."

　　 Inexplicably, when he said these words, he was a little tired from admitting himself.

However……

　　 "Ahhh~"

　　"!"

At this moment, perhaps because Ye Yinkong himself was a little rushed by the sudden situation, and at the same time, he was too immersed in enjoying the'delicious lunch'. He who has always predicted the next 30 seconds, but he did not. Pay attention to the messages from the gems of time.

result……

　　｛Fuck! }

　　 Just at this moment, Ye Yinkong didn't have time to cover the microphone of the mobile phone, but suddenly there was a whistling sound that was easy to make people think.

　　 At this moment, Ye Yinkong was stunned on the spot.

　　 "Huh? Wait, Ernie Chan, what was that sound just now?"

　　 In the phone hanging in my ear, I heard my sister's inquiring voice, which seemed to be "surprised and vigilant".

"I……"

　　 "Ahhh, Sparashi screams~"

　　 "……"

　　 Before Ye Yinkong had time to explain, someone's seductive tone sounded again.

　　He looked at the sound source...

I saw Kazuki Tosaki wearing a Gothic dress in his field of vision. Now he is holding a porcelain spoon in his right hand, and his left hand is holding a slightly puffed cheek, pursing his mouth like a hamster, and his right eye is not blocked by bangs. Squinted completely, his expression is very enjoyable.

　　 She doesn't seem to be doing things on purpose.

Of course……

　　 "Ou——Ni——Sauce——"

　　 Until now, it doesn’t matter if you don’t mean anything.

　　 "This, no, what..."

　　 Ye Yinkong was suddenly very square, "I'm having lunch, you didn't hear the sound of cooking next to me..."

　　 "Ah ♀"

　　 "……"

　　 Listening to the nearby kiln-like ‘background sound effects’ one after another, Ye Yinkong said that he was really tired.

"Humph!"

　　 For a moment, the phone was directly hung up on the other side.

　　 Seeing this...

　　 "Hey, hey, sack of bridge beans~"

　　 Ye Yinkong, who was still smiling wryly while putting away his mobile phone, suddenly reacted, "How can you have such a strong sense of vision with this kind of reaction?"

　　 "Wait a while, wait a while."

　　His look became a little weird...

　　 "The cutest sister, after hearing such a big reaction from a girlfriend, she seemed to be angry just now...emmmm~"

　　 Ye Yinkong was lost in thought.

　　 a long time...

"No way?"

　　 He looked at his leg joints subconsciously.

　　｛If this is the case...｝

　　 That would be very funny.

　　PS: First!