My summons are weird

While Noel was leaving, the head maid asked Divic what kind of state banquet to prepare. According to diplomatic etiquette, the emperor’s meeting must adopt the highest standard, but the sudden visit made Solon unprepared, so that some This question.

"The highest." Divic said decisively.

He didn't want to be laughed at by Noel, thinking that Solon was so weak that he would even search for the specifications of the state banquet at the level of the emperor's meeting.

"It's comfortable, it's comfortable."

Noel returned to the meeting room with a happy face, hugged the maid beside him, and walked restlessly towards Xiao Jingjing with the other hand. After being slapped violently by her, he let out a soft cry of pain.

Xiao Jingjing also felt that this was a bit disrespectful to Noel, after all, it was the solemnity of the emperor's meeting... Forget it, it is difficult to talk about solemnity in the presence of Noel.

DiVick tried his best to restrain his emotions. He could lose his temper in a private meeting, but Noel brought two ladies, which would make him look very unmannered.

"It's almost evening, and the envoys of Sligo should be hungry. Solon won't be stingy in providing a sumptuous dinner, right?"

Divic snorted softly, as expected.

"The envoys will be received by Sir Solon, please explain your purpose."

"You are very urgent, do you want to send me away so much?"

"Unlike you, Solon's land is still ravaged by infestation, the defense line is crumbling, and all the tribes are helping but barely maintain the status quo." Diweik sarcastically, "Unlike some people, I am very busy, Noel. "

Noel smiled disapprovingly, and then shifted the topic to the front line: "You should already know that the summoning template provided by the Theocracy comes from gluttons, right? How is your experience?"

Diweik didn't have a good impression of Gluttony. Summoning scholar Du Juan wanted to communicate with him several times, but was turned away for lame and clumsy reasons, as if deliberately teasing.

After the story of Master Du Juan spread, the magicians who had a good relationship with him criticized him, but since he was the lover of Sera, the Shining God of Choice, and he left the Four Kingdoms region after the death of Laurent, for him Discussions and accusations have also gradually decreased.

It wasn't until the Dip Invasion invaded that the Glutton provided the Theocracy with a summoning template. This "vicious" Glutton, who had faded out of everyone's sight, reminded everyone that he was also a Summoner.

The new summoning template has played a vital role. The "empty summoning" has intensified, resulting in huge defensive pressure and the collapse of many fronts. The new template of Glutton has not solved this problem, but it is not the same as the summoning five hundred years ago in terms of stability. School works can be compared.

but…

"The front-line magician has a high evaluation, but he is a little dissatisfied with the overpaid magic channel being deliberately erased."

Not only the front-line magicians, but all university magicians have expressed their dissatisfaction to Diweik. Overpayment can instantly obtain extremely powerful summons through overdraft, reversing the situation, and the price is low. Only some magician apprentices are needed. .

But for the friendly proposal in this regard, all the information fell into the sea, and none of the information received a response from the glutton—he was as arrogant as ever, just like refusing to talk to Master Du Juan.

"If I have his latest summoning template in my hand, do you want it?"

Divic looked in surprise at Noel who had put his hand into the maid's clothes across the table.

"Because of Serra, he has always only contacted the Theocracy. As far as I know, no one has had a successful dialogue with him."

"Now you have a successful one in front of you." Noel grinned triumphantly.

The corners of Divic's brows trembled slightly, but the corners of his mouth were still filled with disdain: "The credibility is doubtful, the Theocracy has never told us that there are new templates, could it be that the gluttonous people have empathized and fell in love with your maids and painters? ?”

Under Divic's gaze, Noel stood up slowly.

"Is the banquet ready yet?"

He originally wanted Noel to go deeper and describe the new template in detail... A sense of powerlessness struck, Divic put his hands on his forehead, and it was really exhausting to deal with Noel.

Even though he knew that this might be Noel trying to change the subject and deliberately tantalize him, he had no choice but to take the bait—the template is crucial to the trend of the battle.

The sumptuous dishes were quickly brought in by the maids. When the maids introduced the names and ingredients of the dishes, Noel remained true to his desire, touched their thighs, and compared them with his own maids.

DeVick, who had hoped to move the conversation forward at the banquet, was tormented that he never found the right opportunity to bring up the new template.

Noel praised the fine wine provided by Solon, blushed after drinking two jugs, and came to Divik's side holding the jug, pouring wine and persuading him, talking about himself experience, including but not limited to…

What kind of figure goes with what kind of stockings.

The real beauty does not need to be naked, hazy, half-revealed, is the kingly way.

Different clothing can make the same person release different charms, and a beautiful woman can be a different person under the embellishment of clothing and makeup.

Sligo will hold a grand drag ball after the dipping, so that everyone can wear different styles of clothing and walk in the palace.

Just when Divik was getting agitated and was about to forcefully interrupt Noel, the other party suddenly blushed, found a hip flask and vomited.

"I need to…"

Divik, who already knew what Noel was going to say, waved his hand, and seeing that it was his head maid, he ordered in a low voice: "Let Sligo's people follow, and by the way, find some sober potions and mix them into fruit juice Send it to him."

Considering that the banquet would continue after Noel came back, Divic looked at the two reserved maids across the table, and graciously greeted his head maid to inquire about their favorite food, and asked the chef to prepare it.

Noel was not there, and the two maids were a little cautious. After speaking timidly, they lowered their heads, not daring to look directly at Diweik.

Divic was very satisfied with the performance of the two maids, and the majesty he didn't find in the disorderly Noel was satisfied, which made him smile all the time while waiting, but Noel did not return for a long time.

Through the black owl, he learned that Noel was very drunk. After throwing up for a long time, he drank the hangover juice confirmed to be non-toxic by the guards and regained some sobriety.

When Diweik got a little impatient, Noel, who was a little sloppy, returned to the banquet hall.

He apologized again and again: "I lost my composure, I'm always greedy for good wine."

"If you really like it, I can give it to you..."

"Thank you then." Noel said embarrassingly first, "I don't want it in vain, the new template. After I go back, I will let the mages rub it for Solon."

Diweik was taken aback for a moment, staring blankly at the person in front of him, as if he wanted to get to know him again...

"I am different from others. I can always distinguish priorities. If I am short-sighted, I say it is for the continuation of the four great powers. If I am more broad-minded, it is for the future of Meera. Diffusion is the common enemy of all races. We should put aside our personal interests for the time being." Enmity, working together instead of calculating each other..." Noel looked sincere, "Are you right?"

"That's nature, Gods above, the earth can learn from my heart, the disaster has made us unite as one." Diweik said righteously, with a serious expression.

Noel did not continue the greetings. He took the wine that the head maid had just brought in, and took a few mouthfuls of the delicate dishes on the table to fill his empty stomach. At the same time, he did not forget to tell the head maid to quickly move the wine away. The location of the envoy of Sligo is convenient for him to take it away when he leaves later...

Di Weik symbolically persuaded him to stay, and the promise of the new template made him see Noel as a clown much more pleasing to his eyes.

The two met privately at the dinner today, and the matter will soon spread to the ears of the aliens inadvertently. When the disaster spreads in their territory, Noel will definitely be speechless.

Thinking of this, he ordered more to be moved—it was worth it as compensation for dragging Sligo into the water.

Noel, who was drunk, refused to ask to stay, and also refused to see him off.

Seeing his drunken hands wandering over the two maids, and his deliberate staggering into their arms, Divic was very self-aware and didn't insist.

Watching Noel drift away, the suppressed smile in his heart could no longer be suppressed, he laughed out loud.

"Thank you, Solon has gained a lot from this dinner."

Leaving the palace, on the quiet straight road, only the guards cast their eyes from afar. Xiao Jingjing confirmed that there were no black owls watching around, and whispered softly in Noel's ear.

Noel turned around, kissed Xiao Jingjing naturally, and then distanced himself, without looking drunk at all.

"The preparations are complete. Before meeting our lovely envoy, you need to make some sacrifices."

As Noel's head maid, she smiled and untied the thin belt of her clothes, revealing her fair skin.

Noel shook his head: "Not rigorous enough."

As he spoke, he first tore open the maid's long white knee socks, and then did the same thing on the clothes, but instead of tearing them, he left several scratches on them.

He set his sights on the maid's smooth hair again. He fiddled with it like a hen's coop, and then smoothed it out again, letting the tangled strands of hair sway in the wind.

"Be patient."

After finishing speaking, Noel reached out and pinched the head maid's arms, chest, and thighs several times, and let Xiao Jingjing use magic to restrain her wrists and ankles tightly, leaving obvious bruises, and finally lightly He apologized and slapped her hard.

The sound attracted the Solon Guards not far away, but after realizing that it was Noel, they all looked away.

Looking at the miserable appearance of the head maid, Noel nodded and said, "As my head maid, you are always the best, pay attention to your acting skills."

After speaking, he looked at Xiao Jingjing again.

"Are you sure I want it too?"

"Otherwise, how can you explain that you and her are both here?" Noel sighed, "I asked you to leave with me, but you didn't listen... As Sligo's will, are you sure you want to back down at this moment? "

Seeing Noel approaching, Xiao Jingjing gritted his teeth: "I'll do it myself!"

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In the envoy's banquet hall, where Sligo's envoys and Solon's nobles had a good time, they had seen too many outrageous behaviors of their own emperor.

It is not without precedent that ignorance will suddenly visit other countries, so after being a little frightened, everyone put everything behind them and happily used the banquet to exchange feelings, and the topic gradually developed to the game after the banquet.

Because the emperor may have wonderful ideas all the time, without exception, Sligo's envoys only dared to drink politely, lest Noel suddenly...

The door of the banquet hall was pushed open heavily, and the envoys didn't hear the roll call. Just wondering, they heard someone whispering Noel's name softly.

Noel stared at everyone in the banquet hall with a gloomy face, and then clapped his hands heavily: "People of Sligo, the banquet is over, and all the envoys stationed in Solon will leave with me... Remember, I That's right, all of them!"

"If you don't leave, you will bear the consequences!"

Sligo's envoys had never seen their emperor show such a terrifying expression, and the ferociousness in his tone permeated people.

Solon's nobles saw the pitiful and disheveled women behind Noel, and they were thinking about what could make this absurd, womanizing emperor fight his beloved woman.

Noel left, leaving behind the Solon who was confused, and Divac who was also frowning and didn't know the cause and effect.

Overnight, envoys from various places in Sligo, who didn't know why, received messages from the capital of Krystal. .

Drenching the front line, Sligo had not yet dispersed, and the legions deployed into the coalition stood by. When faced with inquiries from the commander of the coalition, they remained silent and quickly led their respective legions to leave the land of Solon.

The astonishing order also shocked the Sligo family. Noel did not implement a brutal rule after the purge, which made many nobles in the country still willing to express their views instead of blindly agreeing.

After hearing that Noel had stopped front-line cooperation and stationed troops on the border, many nobles gathered in the palace, trying to figure out what kind of nerve their emperor wanted to lose.

Under the repeated questioning and persuasion of the nobles, Noel, who was sitting on the throne, finally couldn't bear it anymore.

He jumped up, furious, and yelled at the chattering nobles: "Divic slept with my woman, what do you mean, let me bear it?"

The power of this sentence is no less than that of putting the infusion into the palace. All the nobles were stunned and dumbfounded at first, and then they opened their mouths wide, as if they had been hit by Sayer's great silence technique, unable to say a word...

The centuries-old history of the Four Kingdoms, this kind of pornographic news... is unprecedented, and the outrageous level has penetrated everyone's cognitive limit.

"Your Majesty...Your Majesty...what do you mean..." A highly respected grand duke swallowed, "Divic...does something wrong..."

"Don't understand what I'm saying, he's asleep, I'm, girl, servant!"

"That is, my woman!"

Noel jumped off the throne, walked up to the old man, poked his chest, and emphasized every word.

"He will pay the price for this. Sligo will declare war on Solon from now on!"

"Before dealing with Dye, I will deal with Divac first!"