My summons are weird

"It has been four days since the competition started, and Lu Yu is still hiding in the house behind closed doors. It seems that he is determined to retreat until the competition is over."

A red-haired nobleman angrily threw his hat on the ground, cursing.

"Pretending to be real, I came here to pretend to be a whole cart of potions, but it turned out to be a turtle, bad luck!"

"That guy Andrew actually ran over from the Knights' garrison to visit him?"

"The Turner family has always been dog legs, did you just know today?"

The person who said this was completely unaware that he was actually a dog leg under the control of Earl Nott's family.

Someone started, and the nobles headed by Maroni Nott gathered around the bonfire, cursing Lu Yu one after another, venting their dissatisfaction accumulated over the past few days.

Hunting goblins is really not a human job.

Although the elders in the family had told them that fighting goblins was not an easy task, most of them didn't take it seriously.

The nobles living in the rear have been pampered for too long, and they no longer have a basic understanding of the combat power of monsters.

They thought that the trip to the east was nothing more than a different kind of winter hunting where people were taken everywhere under the protection of family guards. Slaughtering goblins is nothing more than entering the forest to hunt. You only need to bend your bow and set an arrow. When the arrow is unstringed, listen to the buzzing of the bowstring for a while, and then you can see the prey fall.

What is a goblin?

Ugly, short, and low in IQ, even wild wolves can kill alone.

Well-educated and proficient in martial arts since childhood, can a nobleman of magic be defeated by a goblin?

The fact is, in the dark underground palace, they need to move forward cautiously holding the magic crystal for lighting.

If you're not careful, cold arrows shot from the darkness will pierce their defenseless backs.

A single floor tile could trigger a deadly trap if not searched carefully.

Even if they can notice, facing the goblin army using crowd tactics, they can't give effective support to their partners in front of them in the narrow corridor.

Most of the bows and crossbows fired in a hurry were not accurate. They were not used to the dark environment, and if the light changed slightly, they would turn into carbine monsters.

Because the underground palace is intricate, some goblins around the back can appear at very strange angles, attacking the mages and archers in the back row of the team.

At this time, disaster strikes.

He missed the target with the gun, and shot the gun close to the face, but hit his teammates with accuracy.

This is not a game, there is no way to turn off friendly damage.

The crossbowman almost turned his magician into a hornet's nest, and the magician wanted to play a "big firework" in desperation.

The shield guards in the front row were scarred and begged for a magic shield, but when they turned around, they found that their teammates couldn't take care of themselves. Let alone set up shields, it would be a blessing if they didn't die under the allies.

Three of Maroni's shields had been lost.

A shield guard was grabbed by the thigh by a goblin who suddenly emerged from the shadows and bit him. In desperation, he raised his shield and smashed the little goblin into meatloaf, but the magician behind did not release the magic shield for him preventively.

In the next second, he was hit by several fireballs, followed by a blow dart in the front door.

When the other shield guards stepped forward to make up for him and dragged him down, there was no good flesh on his face, and the injured part turned purple-black, and the blood coagulated quickly.

The second shield guard died due to a careless search. The goblin hiding in the groove of the stone wall rushed out from the side and stabbed the shield guard's waist with a knife.

The most aggrieved was the third shield guard, who was shot through the head by one of his own people from behind.

On the list, although Maroni temporarily ranked first with 112 heads, according to the current rate of attrition, in less than a month, no one under him will be available.

He had to think of a way to widen the gap with the pursuer without causing too much damage to himself.

After working together, a quasi-baron really came up with a good idea.

"Isn't there a river near the underground palace we entered these days?" The baron suggested, "Shall we divert water into the underground palace and flood the underground palace?"

This fresh proposal brightened the eyes of the people around, and Maroni, who was so depressed, even beamed with joy.

But someone suddenly asked: "Flooding is a good way, but after drowning, how do we retrieve the bodies of those drowned goblins?"

"Since the goblins live in the underground palace, there must be underground water sources that can be used. The water we poured in cannot fail to retreat. Most of the goblins were killed and injured. We took the opportunity to behead, wouldn't we be able to win the competition without any effort? "

What he said made Maroney's heart burn.

"Okay, it really is a good way. I will survey the terrain tomorrow. I will use practical actions to tell these incompetent lords on the border that the goblins are not good enough because they have no brains!"

Maroni was planning to flood the goblins, while Lu Yu was helping Sigrid choose a suitable weapon at a weapon shop.

This is one of the few items that Lu Yu did not buy in the royal city, because Black Shield City is on the front line, and there are more people dealing with goblins, and the businessmen here are more aware of what kind of weapons are more suitable for dealing with this group of cunning monsters.

The shirtless weapon shop owner looked at Sigrid carefully, and asked Sigrid to stretch out his hand to take a look.

"How many people are in the team?"

The boss of the weapon shop lowered his head and continued to beat the sword embryo.

"Three people."

"Three people?" The owner of the weapon shop raised his head abruptly, and quickly advised, "In Black Shield City, even the stainless steel adventurers are five-person teams to earn rewards, so I still advise you not to go to the underground palace with three people. "

"There is a recruitment wall in the Adventurer's Guild, and you can find capable adventurers there, so you might as well make up the lineup before you start." The boss said earnestly, "You are still young, don't risk your life just to get a few more copper coins In fact, the most important thing to be an adventurer is to be cautious."

It can be seen that the boss has seen too many cases of young people taking their lives on the spur of the moment.

"Thank you for your advice. We will take care of you for this business."

The boss sighed, and didn't continue to persuade. After thinking carefully for a while, he suggested: "A small round shield, two daggers, does this lady have any favorite fighting methods?"

"I prefer the punch to the flesh style of play."

"The fist is better for you, but the dagger is still necessary, because some goblins will jump on you before they die, so you must quickly cut off their hands to get away."

Lu Yu nodded slightly to Sigrid, and Sigrid immediately put the money on the table and bought what the boss said without hesitation.

Looking at the backs of Lu Yu and Sigrid leaving, the boss sighed.

"Don't listen to persuasion... If goblins are really easy to deal with, why can't we conquer the lost land, these nobles, oh..."

At dawn the next day, after Lu Yu ate a few slices of bread that irritated his throat, he began to put medicine into his backpack.

"Low-level frenzy potion, how to use it: Use magic power to induce the opponent to inhale the nasal cavity."

"Low-grade corrosion powder, method of use: Oral."

"Low-level psychedelics, how to use: inhale through the mouth and nose."

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After dispensing the potion, Lu Yu chose a few small and powerful magic cores and stuffed them into his backpack.

Myself and Lulutis, the two sad magicians are still inseparable from the charging treasure at this stage.

Sigrid tied the dagger to the inside of her thigh, and kicked twice against the wall. After confirming that the dagger would not be caught, she squeezed her fist and swung a few more punches. hand.

Lulutis used her tentacles to help Sigrid comb her hair into a ponytail to prevent her hair from blocking her vision during the battle.

"Lulu, come here, check if the poison and antidote are all paired up."

I don't know when, Lu Yu has started to use "Lulu" instead of the name Lulutis.

Lulutis didn't object either, but calmly accepted the change of Lu Yu's title.

"Why do you all like to simplify my name to 'Lulu'."

Whether it's a rabbit or a stupid dragon, they always use Lulu when calling her.

Lulutis had also protested before, after all, this way of addressing her made her look like a child.

However, the rabbit obviously doesn't care so much. As the first person to call her Lulu, Lulutis' objection has no effect on her at all.

Being shouted too much, Lulutis had no choice but to accept it.

Stupid Dragon's brain is not very good. He has been pronouncing the name Lulutis for a long time, but he can only pronounce Lulu right quickly.

Seeing the stupid dragon sweating profusely to correct his wrong way of thinking, Lulutis had no choice but to let him go.

As for Lu Yu...

"It's very strange to be called by my full name. It's been so long. I don't think it's okay to be called Lulu, or is our relationship not enough to call a nickname?"

Lulutis hurriedly waved her tentacles and said that was not the case.

After going through all these things, why can't I call a mere name.

I heard from Lu Yu before that the roommates in their dormitory never called each other by their full names, they just talked about grandson, son, whatever, and the chaos of seniority was astonishing.

Lu Yu called her Lulu, so she had to find a nickname for Lu Yu.

Sera is called a rabbit by herself, that's because she is a subhuman of the rabbit ear tribe, and the rabbit ears are very long.

The name of the stupid dragon is like its dragon.

But Lu Yu...does she want to find a nickname from the Chinese she just learned?