My summons are weird

No need to eat sticky slime anymore, and there is a high probability that there will be no need to think about food storage for a period of time in the future. This sense of security makes the beef extra delicious.

Naturally, it was impossible for Lu Yu to feed Lulutis with his own hands. After cooking, he picked up the beef with chopsticks and asked Lulutis to reach for it.

After all, he couldn't find where Lulutis' mouth was.

Lulutis was not interested in the damp chili powder, and dipped the beef slices in salt and ate them quickly.

They agreed to eat together, but Lu Yu only had time to eat his own after feeding Lulutis.

"Speaking of which, your home was blown up and you disappeared too. Won't your friends try to find you?"

Lu Yu, who had been thinking about escorting Lulutis home during this time, remembered this incident.

The tree hole suddenly became quiet, and the wind blowing in along the gap of the baffle tried hard to disperse the pervasive silence.

"No one will come looking for me."

Lu Yu, who realized that his question might step on thunder, even chewed less.

Getting to the bottom of why no one would talk to Lulutis would only make the awkward atmosphere continue, and he was eager to find a new topic.

Although the two have been together for more than half a month, both of them are very careful not to explore each other's past. At most, they occasionally mention their mouths when chatting, and then chat about other things with a haha.

Lu Yu doesn't intend to break this tacit understanding, this is how we get along with each other, people will naturally say what they want to say, but if you don't want to, asking questions will only make you appear to be a gossip.

"I have some problems in my background, so I'm not very popular, so no one cares what's going on with me."

Perhaps what happened today made both parties confirm that the other party is a qualified companion. Unexpectedly, Lulutis continued the topic.

Faced with this thread that was obviously thrown by Lulutis to advance the topic, Lu Yu did not hesitate.

"not a single one?"

"not a single one."

After hesitating for a while, Lulutis added: "There was one before."

"That princess?" Lu Yu clearly remembered that Lulutis helped a person suppress the riot.

"Well, it's her, but we won't be friends after that."

"She used me to suppress the riots for her and make money to seize power."

"I hate being coerced by her friendship to participate in the struggle, so I left the capital as a citizen of the empire, and ran to the wilderness alone to build my own mansion."

"Lu Yu, you said that after sending me home, if you can't get through as a magician and want to live and die under my protection, it's not too late to change this request."

Lulutis smiled suddenly: "My house is not fun at all, and it is very deserted. I will probably have to rebuild it after I go back."

"Of course, if your requirements are very low, there are still basic living guarantees. After all, a seventh-level magician can live well even if he occasionally goes out to make some extra money."

Before Lulutis said that she was not the eldest lady, Lu Yu didn't really believe it. After all, people like her with low experience and high achievements, who are out of touch with the details of life, often have a bit of a sense of superiority.

But the house was blown up and no one came to look for her, and she also said that there was something wrong with her background, so Lu Yu had to doubt Lulutis' family status.

Lu Yu ate a mouthful of beef and said indifferently, "I won't change it."

"you sure?"

"I traveled here and played survival games with a group of small animals for a whole month, and my psychological expectations have long been very low."

"If I don't have any achievements in magic, then I will definitely need a lot of time to study my way out, and your protection is still indispensable."

"This is the retreat path I chose for myself, and I will not change it."

Lulutis' tentacles lightly pressed on Lu Yu's forehead, but he pushed them away subconsciously.

"I remember very clearly. You just used these two tentacles to grab meat and eat it. Have you washed your hands?"

Lulutis originally wanted to fulfill an invalid promise in advance with the etiquette of a magician concluding a contract, to show that she attached importance to Lu Yu's request.

She also thought it over, and immediately signed a formal contract with Lu Yu after untiing part of the seal contract on her body.

Lu Yu's gesture, coupled with his words, immediately broke up the atmosphere that Lulutis had brewed.

Lulutis gasped at the thought of her desire to take this guy so seriously.

She gritted her teeth and said, "Wash, I'll go out and rub snowflakes right away, hum!"

Lu Yu didn't understand what Lulutis was humming, so you need to be angry even after washing your hands?

He could understand that the tentacles came over and planned to enter the study time, after all, it was indeed time for the two of them to do homework with each other.

But you have to wash your hands first.

Is it polite to touch your head with tentacles that have touched meat and oil?

Do you know how tortured it is to take a bath in cold weather, and how much courage it takes?

Lu Yu and Lulutis basically spent the next month in the tree hole urging each other to speed up the loading of language modules.

During this period, Lu Yu and Lulutis returned to the place where the earl's eldest son was wiped out.

The party monsters and beasts cleaned it so clean that even the bones were taken elsewhere.

Lulutis said that in such a situation, even experienced magicians and adventurers would not be able to find out any useful information.

The eating party of monsters and beasts destroyed all traces, and even the evidence of the existence of this group of people in this world was also wiped out.

All the food that was too late to take away disappeared, and the cow was eaten until only some skeletons remained.

At the beginning, Lu Yu thought it was too plain, too hard, and the naan that no monster would eat disappeared.

Regarding Lu Yu's idea, Lulutis told him kindly that not only slimes are omnivores.

Fortunately, there are no omnivorous monsters in this area who like to devour gold and iron, and the swords and armors of the place are completely preserved.

After searching for a while, Lu Yu happily picked out a topaz for decoration from the hilt of a sword with the help of Lulutis, which was considered a small fortune.

As for the pair of mithril armors that could fetch a good price, Lu Yu didn't take them.

Lulutis was very curious about why Lu Yu, who had been planning expenses and considering travel expenses, let go of this valuable item.

"This topaz, no matter where it is exchanged, I can say that it was obtained by accident."

"A pair of mithril armor does not fit my body size, and I am not a magician who can enchant, but I carry it with me and sell it everywhere."

"The earl's eldest son just died. If I think about it intentionally or unintentionally, no matter how I explain it, I cannot escape suspicion."

"Just let it stay there. The battle scars on the armor will tell anyone who finds him that the Earl's eldest son died at the hands of monsters."

"What ability do you have, what kind of money do you earn, money beyond your ability, even if you get it, you may not be able to keep it, and it may cause disaster."

"Before you and I have enough strength to deal with the external crisis, we need a word of stability in everything."

Lu Yu expressed his creed.

The weather is getting colder and colder, and the monsters that lack food will naturally become more and more active.

Lu Yu, who had carried out the stability word to the end, returned to the tree hole and arranged the collected branches outside again, expanding the alert area again.

The language module was loaded at the most critical moment, and Lu Yu and Lulutis both began to sprint on the grammar link.

Every day in the tree hole is two people practicing spoken English awkwardly and stiffly.

One person speaks extremely blunt Esperanto, and the other speaks Chinese with a strange accent.

The scene where these two people stand and talk together is called a chicken talking to a duck.

Lulutis felt that the Esperanto spoken by Lu Yu was as flat as a road run over by a carriage, without any fluctuations in tone, and it sounded the same no matter how you heard it.

Lu Yu felt that Lulutis's Chinese would never be smooth, and had as many problems as himself.

But they both quickly realized something after laughing at each other.

Although the words were awkward, at least they could be understood and heard clearly.

After learning Lulutis's so-called Esperanto, Lu Yu discovered many beautiful misunderstandings in pronunciation, and these "misunderstandings" have also become encrypted codes for him and Lulutis.

Just when Lulutis was about to explain the meaning of the words again, a crisp "snap" alarmed the two of them.

Lu Yu immediately looked at the burning branches in the bonfire, while Lulutis immediately floated to the baffle of the tree hole and looked out.

The blue eyes lit up in the darkness, and with the glimmering light in his eyes, the uninvited guest was getting closer and closer to the tree hole.

The branches buried under the snow made crisp sounds one after another, warning Lu Yu that he was approaching dangerously.

Lu Yu, who came to the edge of the baffle, naturally saw this scene, but he and Lulutis were not afraid, but a little surprised.

The white wolf slowly walked to the tree hole with a shriveled slime whose sap had drained out.

This unlucky slime was almost split in two by the white wolf, and the soft body tissue inside was also covered with a layer of ice in the cold weather.

The white wolf put the slime on the ground, pushed it towards the tree hole with its paws, bent down slightly, and stared at the hole with its huge eyes.

Lu Yu really wanted to see Lulutis' expression, but Lulutis had no face.

"Let's go out and have a look. They all came with slimes in their mouths. It can't be to lure us out and eat them in one bite." Lu Yu said, "The meat from both of us is not enough for him to hunt slimes."

Tonight, the wind was howling, and when he walked out of the tree hole, Lu Yu's face hurt from being slapped with snow, he could only feel the sound of ghosts and wolves all around him.

Seeing Lu Yu walk out, the white wolf pushed the slime hard with his mouth, causing it to slide in front of the two of them.

Lulutis turned over the slime with her tentacles and said, "Another unlucky jungle slime."

There was a grassy smell in Lu Yu's mouth for no reason.

Who eats slime when there is beef to eat...

But the white wolf obviously came to thank them for their kindness in the treatment before. He finally found a slime. If he didn't accept it, the white wolf might have to find other strange things to desperately.

When the time comes, it may not necessarily be the slime with such an amiable appearance...

And the white wolf might get hurt again.

It was rare that in this remote mountain forest, there was a creature that showed kindness to them, because the misunderstanding would put the other party in danger, and both Lu Yu and Lulutis felt that it was inappropriate.

It's over, now there are seasonings, maybe it can make the slime taste better?