My Superhero Can’t Be This Jerk

At an altitude of 40,000 feet above the earth's surface, Wei Chen was flipping through a magazine.

This is first class on an international flight from New York — a place with its own quirky customs and rituals.

The story of Superman destroying the bank robbers was reported at large in the magazine.

No, the superman in this world should be called the Homelander, who has the same super strength and super defense as Clark Kent, as well as laser eyes and flying ability.

A guy on par with Superman.

Wei Chen looked at the hapless robber's arm melted by Retinazer in the magazine, and frowned.

Turning the page, it is a high-definition close-up of Queen Maeve across the page.

Queen Maeve, the "Wonder Woman" of this world.

She has the same abilities as the Wonder Woman that Wei Chen knew in her previous life—wearing a headband, wearing a leather jacket, and likes to fight criminals everywhere.

And, like Wonder Woman, has a pair of proud twin peaks.

The world Wei Chen travels through is a world with superheroes.

It's not Marvel's Women's Federation world, nor is it DC's Zhenglian world.

It is a world of "superhero entertainment".

The superheroes of this world belong to an organization called Water International Corporation.

Although they also fight criminals and act chivalrously, most of the time they are busy with shooting promotional photos, company openings, luxury endorsements, and public speaking. Compared with superheroes, they are more like idols.

The Ginger Coke in Wei Chen's hand was endorsed by a superhero named "Prince of Nubia".

To be honest, he had never seen a "Prince of Nubia".

Who knows which small city this is the superhero stationed in.

Wei Chen, a good young man in Huaxia in the 21st century, is a good boy who likes to smoke, drink and swear.

One time when crossing the road, she was knocked down by Zhang San, an outlaw, and accidentally crossed into this world.

Relying on excellent survival skills, Wei Chen obtained a new identity and started a new life in Brooklyn, New York even without time-traveling cheats.

Now his English name is - Eric Xavier.

At this time, there was a sullen customer in the first class cabin, a curly-haired young man in his 30s sitting in 2D seat.

"2D Man" puts down his glass and yells, "Hey, I'm talking to you! Refill! My glass is empty."

A slender stewardess with brown hair poked her head out from the cabin, "Sir, the captain has turned on the seat belt indicator light, and the drink supply has been temporarily stopped."

"For God's sake, just pass me two bottles of wine, we're only eight feet apart."

The on-board phone suddenly remembered, the stewardess breathed a sigh of relief, grabbed the receiver, and finally got rid of this annoying passenger.

The "2D man" turned his gaze to Wei Chen who was opposite him.

This Asian man is handsome, about 20 years old, with short black hair, a thin face, strong features, and firm eyes.

But the "2D man" was inexplicably upset.

Probably because there is no man in the first class who is more handsome than himself.

Just about to find trouble with this Asian, he suddenly heard a dull voice.

"boom!"

It was coming from the back economy class.

After a moment of silence, the passengers in the economy class became noisy.

Sounds of panic and crying came to the first-class cabin.

Wei Chen pulled off his seat belt, opened the curtain, and looked into the economy class.

"Dear gentlemen and ladies, congratulations, you have encountered the rarest hijacking incident in history, please fasten your seat belts on your seats, otherwise I will not guarantee your safety."

A squat black man in a North Carolinian cap with a staple gun pointed at the panicked passengers.

There is a black accomplice standing at the front and rear ends of the economy class,

Prevent people from breaking in.

Wei Chen was about to stand up when the curtain between the first-class cabin and the economy cabin was suddenly pulled open, and fat robbers broke in one by one.

The first reaction of those who saw him would be to suspect that he was an extra from the movie "Mad Max" starring Mel Gibson.

Nearly two meters tall, he looks like a mountain. His body is uneven, with muscles and fat stacked on top of each other. His arms, which are as thick as branches, are covered with tattoos.

Holding a machete, he said, "Don't move, don't shout. Or I'll cut off your disgusting nose and put a juniper flower on it."

"Hey, buddy, take it easy! Whatever you want, I'll satisfy you. Do you know who my father is? Norton Shaw, Monopoly, America's 'Wonder Bread'."

The "2D man" raised his hands, as if he wanted to negotiate for his own safety.

"Are you fucking looking down on me?" The fat man stuck the art knife between the "2D man"'s neck, spitting profusely from his mouth, "If you dare to say another word, I will cut off your tongue."

"2D Man" turned pale, but still squeezed out a smile, "Dude, I have always respected you, just like I treat my own mother."

The fat man was completely enraged by the "2D man", he pulled him up and strangled him by the throat.

The "2D man" lifted his feet off the ground, stuck out his bright red tongue, and slapped the fat man's arm desperately with both hands.

The other passengers in the first-class cabin were frightened into quails, shivering on their seats, shaking like chaff.

Wei Chen remained an indifferent bystander until the "2D man"'s lips turned purple-black, and he stood up from his seat.

"Hello, sir, I think I have to explain to you."

"What?"

He asked with a relaxed face, as if he didn't remember that there was a dying person hanging in his hand.

The legs of the "2D man" have softened.

"The man who was about to be strangled by you."

"uh-huh?"

Wei Chen organized the words, "He is my brother. He... has some problems. First, he is not polite. Second, his name is Ashley. A man with this name, is he a mother? Mother, you can probably make a good guess. Besides, he is at least moderately mentally retarded. Actually, I said that 80% of him is mentally retarded, and I think you will not object."

Although the "2D man" was about to be strangled to death, he still rolled his eyes at him.

"When I was young, my mother often fed him chemical fertilizers. I think she probably wanted to make up for the mistake that she didn't abort in time when she was pregnant."

Wei Chen's expression was very sincere, "If possible, please don't strangle him to death."

"Pfft!"

A blonde beauty in seat "1C" couldn't hold back and laughed out loud.

The smiling blond beauty resembled America's Sweetheart - Meg Ryan, and immediately attracted the fat man's attention.

"thump!"

The "2D man" was thrown to the ground by the fat man.

"Boy, you should put your brother on a leash and put him a helmet."

"I will think about it."

The "2D man" knelt on the ground, panting heavily, and kept stroking his throat with his hands.

The fat man walked up to the "1C" beauty, leaned forward, and pressed over like a mountain.

"Girl, tell me your name."

The fat robber seems to be interested in beautiful women.

The beauty curled up close to the cabin wall, and replied weakly, "Harper, Harper Ryan."

"Very well, Miss Lane, I invite you to come to the bathroom and share your life experience with me. Do you like cigarette butts, belts, or golf shoes? I must say, I like to play tricks."

The fat man walked over the beautiful woman with his salivating eyes.

Wei Chen's thoughts turned, and the current situation could not be fooled by words alone.

Although now is not the time to act, he will not just watch a beautiful woman fall into the tiger's mouth like this.

As an intelligence dealer who has been wandering around the gray fringes all year round, Wei Chen's skills are beyond the reach of ordinary people.

He jumped behind the fat man, stretched out his foot, and kicked him in the crotch.

To Wei Chen's surprise, this kick did not have any effect.

A word popped into my mind instantly: superhuman!