My Superhero Can’t Be This Jerk

A big battle finally came to an end.

Above the sky, the flickering moonlight suddenly disappeared completely. Black clouds covered the sky like a sleeve, and a few minutes later, it began to rain lightly.

Little fat Rick, put away the phone and wipe the rain and tears off his face.

Looking at the messy battlefield, he dialed the phone tremblingly, "Mom, I'm definitely going to post it. I've recorded all the battles between the people of the motherland and the Batrider..."

The tears on his face were tears of joy.

Maeve had already arrived on the battlefield, but she never showed up.

Hiding above the tower crane, he quietly watched Wei Chen lift the helicopter.

She did not look down the tower crane until the helicopter was safe and sound.

There, Leslie is carrying the cameraman up the difficult climb.

Maeve stretched out her hand and handed it to Leslie who was about to climb up, trying to pull her up.

Leslie looked up, saw Maeve's outstretched hand, and froze for a moment.

Then he ignored it and climbed up by himself.

Gently placing the unconscious cameraman on the ground, Leslie rubbed his shoulders and walked down the stairs.

From beginning to end, neither of them spoke.

Leslie didn't even look at Queen Maeve.

Maeve maintained the movement of extending her hand, until Leslie went down the stairs, and then retracted her hand.

It feels a little uncomfortable to be ignored!

She sighed softly.

"Hey! If you're free, call an ambulance. That camera guy doesn't seem to be in a good condition." Leslie said suddenly.

The corner of Queen Maeve's mouth slightly raised, "Okay!"

 …

In Watta, in the combat command room, Vice President Madeleine looked extremely ugly after Wei Chen rescued the helicopter.

After Wei Chen flew into the sky and disappeared, she sighed dejectedly and sat back on the sofa chair.

"Contact the people of the motherland immediately, no matter what method you use, you must find him!"

She gave strict orders to her subordinates.

And said to other staff: "Also, start crisis public relations immediately, be sure to use all resources and strength to turn this matter to the direction of public opinion that is beneficial to the people of the motherland. At the same time, fake an attempted bombing case, preferably in the city center." The office building. Let’s say that the gangsters threatened him, either to save the helicopter or prevent the bombing of the office building. The people of the motherland chose to save the people in the office building.”

"It is important to highlight that the people of the motherland are not fleeing the battle, but have other difficulties."

Madeleine said sternly.

"The so-called crisis public relations is a battle. I believe that with the unity of Water Company, we will be able to win this war."

While encouraging people's hearts, Madeleine's cell phone rang suddenly.

At first glance, the caller was President Edgar.

Taking a breath, he connected the phone.

"Yes, Mr. Edgar, I will handle it properly. We are in contact with the people of the motherland, and I believe there will be news soon. Yes, yes, I have confidence."

After hanging up the phone, Madeleine shook her head and wanted to say something, but she looked at the panic-stricken employees and swallowed what she wanted to say.

"Go to work!"

Every hero of Walter Company is not only an entertainment product worth billions, but also a humanoid weapon with a clearly marked price. And the people of the motherland who stand at the apex of superheroes are their most valuable products.

Even if each of them is a heinous scum, a stinky briquette that can't be blacker, the Water Company has the ability to wash them into white lotuses.

Because the Water Company has a stronger superpower shelter-that is, the so-called God of Capitalism.

In a society under the control of capital, this kind of superpower of Water Company is always beneficial.

"Unfortunately, the plan to enter the Ministry of National Defense can only be temporarily shelved.

"

Madeleine hammered the desk hard. This strong woman felt infinite unwillingness and resentment in her heart.

"Batman..."

She muttered the name and clenched her fists tightly.

On the Internet, at this time, it is already boiling.

All the netizens gathered together to discuss the homelander and Batman, the fake Queen Maeve who suddenly appeared, and the details of the battle...

The all-night carnival online show is like holding a carnival party of the century.

Although Water Corporation is very strong, it cannot cover the sky with one hand, and it is not so strong that there are no enemies in the world.

Just saying that it wants to become a supplier of the Ministry of Defense has annoyed weapons and arms manufacturers such as Lockheed Martin, Raytheon, and Grumman. There was no chance before, but now that something happened to the people of the motherland, of course they can't wait to make trouble.

"Is he really a superhero, Homelander?"

"The people of the motherland are irritable and mad, and they are essentially mental patients."

"The battle of the century with Batman exposed the weaknesses of the invincible motherland?"

All kinds of information are published overwhelmingly on the Internet, and then forwarded and watched by people who don't know the truth.

All of a sudden, a group of demons danced wildly, and all kinds of monsters and experts appeared one after another.

One of the IDs called "The Texas Cowboy Who Loves Batman" published an analysis article, which attracted a lot of attention because of the shocking views expressed in the article.

This netizen who claims to be a Batman fan for 20 years (Batman has just appeared for a day, and I don’t know how he counted his 20 years), through the details of the battle between the two, as well as analysis of body behavior and lip language Guessing, I came to a point of view: Batman is not a superpower!

You know, in this shocking battle of the century, everyone tacitly believed that Batman was a superpower. Because if it is not a superpower, it is impossible to fight and defeat the motherland with a body of steel.

Now you suddenly tell me that Batman is an ordinary person, isn't that ridiculous?

All of a sudden, crowds of ridicule came.

"The Texas Cowboy Who Loves Batman" took his time and continued to express his views.

"What you think is impossible is because you are mediocre and dare not even think about it. And Batman, I don't like nicknames like Bat Knight or Black Knight, so I call him Batman. Hmm Humph, getting back to business, I must say, he is definitely a genius, a super genius, I love him to death, he invented a set of battle suits, and used genius combat methods to perfectly defeat the people of the motherland... .”

If Wei Chen heard his little fan bragging, he would probably smile slightly and show him his casserole-sized fists. It’s not like I don’t have super powers. My super powers can hit you into the sky like a baseball.

"Although he doesn't have superpowers, I admit that that guy's fighting skills and physical fitness are absolutely top-notch. I'm afraid there are few people in the United States who can match him. Well, I don't include those superhumans... "

"All in all, the mystery lies in the bat-shaped battle suit. As an armor collector, I must say that the shape and design of the suit, the cape, and the theme of the night are perfect. A work of art...if any company came out with a scale model, I would absolutely support it!"