My superpowers are refreshed every week

What was Yuzi saying just now?

It was indeed a dog barking, because Chen Yuan heard the sound of barking, but for some reason, when it entered his ears, it turned into Mandarin with Yuzi's timbre.

It feels like simultaneous translation.

No, it's much more natural than that.

It's like Yuzi, really speaking in human language.

"Can you try another sentence?" Chen Yuan pointed at Yuzi and said in an attempt to communicate.

"Why are you angry again..."

Yuzi saw that Chen Yuan's expression was quite serious, so his body tensed up a little, and he lowered his head and let out a small whine, which turned into a helpless puzzlement after it came out of his mouth.

And, it’s in Mandarin.

No, I am your girlfriend? Ask me why I am suddenly angry again?

Yuzi, what's your attitude?

Damn, she looks more like an inexplicable girlfriend!

"Here, you can really talk!" Chen Yuan suddenly realized what his superpower was this week.

Able to understand animals.

No, the only thing that is certain now is that the dog can be heard.

Moreover, it seems to be one-sided, and the other party cannot understand what you are saying.

After all, it is still staring at me with a pure expression.

"Silly egg, crawl quickly."

Chen Yuan waved to Gouzi with a smile on his face, looking particularly gentle.

"Coming, coming!" The dog whined twice, then climbed on top of him, his tail spinning around like a helicopter propeller, quite happy.

Sure enough, I could only understand the tone.

I heard dog whispers unilaterally...

Can it be used like this?

Thinking about it, Chen Yuan opened his heart.

Martial spirit fusion plan!

When he listened to Yuzi's inner thoughts before, all he heard was "woof, woof, woof" with broken sentences. Now that he can understand dog language, doesn't it mean that I know everything he is thinking?

[Touch quickly, touch quickly...it's right there, ah...so comfortable...pinch me, daddy, pinch me quickly! 】

"..." Chen Yuan's body tensed up when he heard this voice. He retracted his hand in surprise and looked at this little wooden structure that looked pretty and cute, but was actually extremely sultry inside.

From now on, Chen Yuan automatically seals the dog's ability to listen to his heart.

Birth is birth, so vulgar!

No, Yuzi, did you check my browsing history?

However, this B ability doesn't seem to be of much use other than having fun.

For childhood Chen Yuan, he could play for a whole day.

But I'm a big kid now, this kind of...

"My skin is itchy and I really want to be spanked."

Yuzi, who was sitting on the ground, began to scratch her butt with her paws and rub it on the ground, with an expression on her face that yearned for more...

"So good."

Chen Yuan was a little embarrassed by the scripted lines. When he thought that Yuzi was a girl and might change, just think about it...

Disgusting.

No one is really interested in a plump bitch, right?

Anyway, I don't have a cold at all. The dog is fine. It would be a pity to become a human, unless I only change half of it and keep the animal ears and down... Let me explain in advance, I am not a furry control.

"I'm not going to spank you anyway, don't even think about it."

After saying a word to Yuzi, Chen Yuan went to the toilet and played with his mobile phone while going to the toilet.

Then, get up and flush.

At this moment, a dog-headed shadow suddenly appeared on the glass, sighing: "It's washed away again, what a waste."

What a waste of your mother.

So, will you hear Yuzi barking in Mandarin this week?

After shaking his head in a troubled manner, Chen Yuan stood up, brushed his teeth, washed his face, and then went out of the bathroom to put on his school uniform.

At this time, Yuzi began to spin around crazily again, shouting while spinning: "I am the fastest and fastest dog!"

Sure enough, my reading comprehension was correct.

You can only guess the thoughts of the teacher who set the question, but I directly competed with the dog author.

When the time comes when the Trisolarans really invade, will the wall-facers choose me to defeat them?

If this means it's showing off, then shouldn't I be able to pua Yuzi?

"Wow, it's so fast, what a great Yuzi!" Chen Yuan smiled and applauded enthusiastically, praising Yuzi for being so fast that he could reach the afterimage.

Sure enough, it turned faster after being praised.

And it lasted longer. Chen Yuan's clapping didn't stop, and its rotation kept stopping. After twenty seconds, the dog finally felt dizzy and swaying a little.

"Come on, Yuzi, come here and give me a kiss!"

Chen Yuan waved to it.

Yuzi happily rushed towards Chen Yuan, but because he turned too much, it was like the steering wheel failed, and his head hit the wall with a bang.

Then Gouzi fell silent.

He glanced at Chen Yuan, then looked at the wall in front of him, and inexplicably started to get busy, scratching his butt, scratching his neck, and whispered in a slightly embarrassed voice: "This wall, what a wall."

I heard that dogs will pretend to be busy when they are embarrassed.

Not to mention, it’s really interesting.

Just then, there was a sudden knock on the door.

"Oh, come right away."

Chen Yuan stopped playing and quickly put on his clothes, zipped them up, and went to open the door for Xia Xinyu.

"Morning, hehe."

Xia Xinyu greeted Chen Yuan, then bowed her waist slightly and waved to Yuzi with a smile: "Good morning, Xiaoyu."

"Mommy mommy!"

Then, Yuzi called twice enthusiastically.

"Why did you call me mom?" Chen Yuan turned around and asked the flattering puppy with some contempt.

"Mom?" Xia Xinyu blushed and said jokingly, "Do you still know what Xiaoyu's name is?"

"I'm a dog expert." Chen Yuan realized that Yuzi's bark was still barking to others, so he responded with a smile.

"Yuan." Xia Xinyu looked at Chen Yuan, pouted slightly, and asked in a low voice, "Do you see anything different about me today?"

"Better looking?" Chen Yuan asked after looking at it.

"No." Xia Xinyu turned her face slightly to Chen Yuan and said a little dejectedly, "Look, I have a bump."

After Chen Yuan took a closer look, he found that Xia Xinyu really had a small red dot on her face.

Her skin has always been very good, as fair and smooth as tofu.

And now, like a plum in the snow, there is a tiny dot.

"I'll take a look again."

Chen Yuan made a serious look, and after getting closer, he kissed Xia Xinyu three times on her face, especially the red dot.

"Ah?" Xia Xinyu was a little embarrassed. She took a step back, covered her face, and asked in confusion, "How can you kiss acne...it's more or less a perversion."

"No, I'm testing whether it's really acne..."

"It turns out that my master is also someone else's dog."

Just as Chen Yuan was explaining, Yu Zi behind him said with emotion.

"What the hell are you barking at? Do you dare to say it in front of me?" Chen Yuan turned around, wanting to teach this traitor a lesson.

"Maybe Xiaoyu also thinks that dad...Chen Yuan is a bit perverted." Xia Xinyu is no longer taboo about the derogatory connotation of the word pervert, and it is really embarrassing to use it to evaluate her Yuanbao again.

"Okay, let's go out."

Because it was getting late, Chen Yuan stopped playing with the dog, put on his schoolbag, and went out with Xinyu.

Then, close the door again.

"goodbye!"

At this time, through the door, Chen Yuan heard a voice from Yuzi, saying hello and saying goodbye warmly.

No wonder Yuzi would say this every day when she went out. It turned out to be saying goodbye.

"Xinyu, please go downstairs first, and I'll get something else."

After Chen Yuan finished talking to Xia Xinyu, the other party came downstairs. He thought of something fun, so he suddenly opened the door.

Then, he saw Yuzi sitting at the door suddenly standing up and barking happily at him: "Aren't you leaving?!"

"Sorry, I have to go to school." Chen Yuan was quite moved, so he squatted down and touched its head, then stood up and went out.

He lowered his body slightly and put his ear against the door.

Then, I heard the clicking footsteps.

Judging from the sound, Yuzi must have sat down in his own nest.

So, humans are really narcissistic.

There is always a saying that a dog will see you off when you go out and pick you up when you come back. Then when you are away, squat at the door and guard it all day.

He just left, didn't Yuzi just lie down?

So, people who don’t understand dog language are here to impress themselves. Don’t dogs have their own lives?

"I miss you again..."

Just when Chen Yuan was about to leave, a lonely dog ​​barking came from the room, which was automatically translated into Mandarin.

This sigh directly touched Chen Yuan's heart.

Not you, Yuzi?

Damn it, just wait, I’ll find the fiercest little male dog for you to be your husband!

This is what being a father is.

Chen Yuan almost burst into tears.

If human Zhou Yu could talk, would he be so touching... Ah, no, he seems to be able to talk to begin with.

After going downstairs, Chen Yuan and Xia Xinyu bought breakfast on the roadside. They both ate pancakes.

The bus arrived at the stop in seven minutes, so the two of them stood by the stop sign to eat.

This ability is really annoying.

All animal sounds will be translated into Mandarin and reach your ears.

For example, a dog whose mind is filled with shit and piss when he goes out, a pet cat who is still cursing when being held in his arms, "I'm so stupid because of the cold weather," or a pet cat who wants to order French fries. Gray dove…

Depending on the volume, all these sounds are translated into the ears.

But it's not noisy because the decibels are about the same.

After Chen Yuan finished eating the pancakes, when he was about to throw them into the trash can, a piece of minced meat suddenly fell to the ground, and then he saw a big black-headed ant crawling towards the meat.

He pretended to tie his shoelaces and squatted down curiously. He heard the ant say in a small voice: "What a big piece of meat! I have to find my brothers to move it quickly... I'm going to make a fortune."

After the big-headed ant finished speaking, he ran back quickly, preparing to shake people.

Chen Yuan used the pancake wrapper to pick up the piece of minced meat.

Protecting the environment is everyone’s responsibility.

That's what he thought.

It’s not about ‘wanting this ant to lose its ant credibility’.

How could a person be so bad?

Shh, it's coming.

The ant army is coming.

Chen Yuan just stared at the swarms of ants lining up here. The big black ant was the first one, and then it suddenly stopped at the position of the meat.

"No, it should be here, why is it missing?"

The big-headed ant paused for a moment visible to the naked eye, and then began to circle around the place just now.

The ants behind them also dispersed in formation and began to look for meat.

Then, he cursed one after another.

"There is no meat at all, where does the meat come from?"

"No, there must be one. I saw it just now. I can't move an ant alone. It's as big as hundreds of ants."

"You said you [beep——], where did you get the meat?"

"Yes, you [beep——]"

"If you mess up again [beep——], I'll take off your legs, idiot."

"Go back, go back, it's such a waste of mood."

"Let's go."

Where do the ants come from and where do they eventually return?

Then, only the big black ant was left, wandering around here.

"I obviously saw it."

"Why are you missing?"

"Ah, yes, that's right!"

Suddenly, a huge mass of meat fell from the sky and hit the big ant in front of it.

When the ants saw it, they immediately ran back and reported the news.

Moreover, I came back halfway to take another look.

Harmful, yes.

Just meat.

A bunch of blind people couldn't see and scolded me. They were really stupid.

Isn't this such a big piece of meat?

After confirming it again, Ant finally felt relieved and went to report the news with peace of mind.

Then, Chen Yuan used the wrapping paper to pick up the piece of meat and threw it into the trash can together.

Protecting the environment is everyone’s responsibility.

My quality is too high.

Then, instead of watching the interesting scene of the little ants carrying food, Chen Yuan and Xia Xinyu got in the car together and went to school.

After arriving at school, there were very few animal sounds to be heard.

During a class after the big break, Shirley Liu suddenly came to the class and informed everyone that the third class would be switched to English and there would be open classes.

Then, she went to He Meng, the English class representative, and said something.

After finishing speaking, he went to find Tang Siwen who was sitting near the door and chatted about something.

Finally, he walked next to Zhou Fu. At the same time, he also glanced at Chen Yuan and said in a low voice: "The school will teach all in English. Of course, it will only be videotaped during the next class, and classes will be held normally. Zhou Fu, your spoken English is good. I usually speak, Do you understand everything?"

"The teacher's English is very clear, I feel there is no problem." Zhou Fu's kindergarten is bilingual, and when she was supplementing classes in junior high school, she also took a lot of classes with purely foreign teachers, so she didn't have any problems communicating with English speakers.

Shirley Liu is even better.

"So, when I give lectures, please cooperate more." Shirley Liu didn't want to do this kind of nonsense. After all, at the level of Class 18, all English teaching is basically to teach this group of patriots. Book of Heaven.

Note: Patriots refer to righteous people who speak less than 80% or 90% English and like to shout, "I want foreigners to die."

"Do I need to raise my hand?" Zhou Fu asked.

"I will do a random roll call...it's okay, just focus on the class." Shirley Liu felt so embarrassed.

But there is no way. The best English in this class are He Meng, Tang Siwen, newcomer Zhou Fu, and Chen Yuan.

So, she looked at Chen Yuan very fairly and said, "Please pay attention and listen to my lecture later. I will spot-check you."

"It's okay, just check."

Chen Yuan acted very calmly.

However, his spoken English is actually not that good. Although he has a large vocabulary, after all, he does not have a language environment and does not practice often. He is good at doing papers, but the conversation is a little slower. After all, he still needs to be in his head. Convert it again.

All in all, I am not good at oral communication.

"Then you are so confident, I will order you two later."

After Shirley Liu finished speaking, she went to the podium with a smile and started debugging the PPT.

After a while, when class started five minutes early, several leaders and a cameraman came to the class, standing in the back row, with a fixed camera to take an overview of the whole situation, to record the class.

"Do you think Shirley Liu forgot to record the class? That's why she is in a hurry now?" Seeing Shirley Liu's nervous look, Zhou Fu chatted with Chen Yuan.

"80% yes, Shirley and Liu are lazy and often do this kind of thing. Otherwise, they would have taken care of things in advance, so why bother to improvise like this." Chen Yuan said.

"Let's have an all-English class in our class..." Zhou Fu showed a subtle expression, not quite agreeing with it.

"It seems that the fourth and first middle schools are doing it, and there are promotional videos, so our school will follow suit."

"I never quite understood..."

As a member of the New 11th Middle School, Zhou Fu Soul asked: "Why is our school so similar to the 4th Middle School?"

"Because as long as you persist in being number one, everyone will subconsciously think that you are number two."

Although he said this verbally, after all, this was He Hongtao and He Bao's strategic plan, and Chen Yuan should not question it.

If Tian Ruohe becomes the king for ten years, he will follow suit and build an army, leading the eleven sects to become the third school of Xiahai!

However, now the third school is generally considered to be the second middle school or an external school.

Of course, no matter which of the two schools is ranked third, there is a huge gap between them and the first among the four schools.

This is like, No. 1 Middle School is the strongest, No. 4 Middle School has 19 points to the level of No. 1 Middle School, and the remaining foreign schools and No. 2 Middle School have only 6 or 7 points to the standard, which is almost enough to become a regional famous school.

In other words, there is still hope for No. 11 Middle School beyond the two B's of No. 2 Middle School and foreign schools.

It is not impossible to get the city's top pick, increase the enrollment, and let He Hongtao run it with iron and blood for another five or six years. By then, he will be ranked third in Xia Hai and top ten in the province.

But that's all He Hongtao's business.

What Chen Yuan needs to do is to improve his English, which is only 132, to at least 138, or even 140.

In this case, a lot of reading is required to ensure a high score for the essay. And, in terms of listening, there has been a big improvement.

The school bell rang suddenly.

All the students in the class should be seated.

The camera also started recording.

Although Shirley Liu was a little nervous, she had Tang Siwen, He Meng, Zhou Fu, whose family was said to be very rich, and whose English speaking environment must be good, and Chen Yuan, who had just scored high in the exam.

However, when Chen Yuan took the exam, all his points were lost in listening and composition. This shows that although he made rapid progress, he was still just a problem solver.

It's okay. When I order him, just speak slowly.

Just like that, Shirley Liu put on the Little Bee and started class: "Hello everyone, Let's begin our class."

"Hello everyone, let's start class."

Chen Yuan was stunned for a moment when he heard Shirley Liu's voice.

Eh? Aren’t all classes taught in English?

"I'm everyone's old friend, Shirley Liu."

"Everyone has a favorite star in various fields, whether it is film, television, music, or sports. I am no exception. My favorite star is Justin Bieber. Who among you knows him?"

Shirley Liu was just like this, on the podium, speaking in very standard Mandarin in her all-English class.

No, are you crazy, Shirley Liu?

No matter how mentally retarded we are, we can't understand Chinese!

……etc.

Judging from everyone's reactions, there are indeed some mentally retarded people who cannot understand Chinese.

Obviously, this is not normal.

"A singer is very famous all over the world. The song "Baby" that we are most familiar with is the song "Baby"." Tang Siwen stood up and replied after being named.

Why are you still a baby?

At least "baby" should be used here...

It wasn't until Tang Siwen also spoke Mandarin seriously that Chen Yuan finally realized what had happened.

My superpower is not understanding the language of animals.

But convert all languages ​​into Mandarin!

And this means, means...

There is no threshold to be a dog for the Three-body Taijun!