Chapter 15 Should I call you Wade Wilson, or...

After the last hijacking incident, Leni spent another three months in SHIELD. During this period, she continued to go on missions with Coulson, Clint, and Natasha, and quickly mastered the skills of being a field agent.

Her abilities, skills, and temperament are also transforming into a mature and reliable professional woman, but it still takes a long time.

Her level also increased rapidly. In 3 months and nearly ten field trips, Leni's level had reached level 11. Although there was still no movement in the main mission, the biggest benefit that followed was that all aspects of her body were improved.

All functions have been greatly improved.

However, no new skill weapons are unlocked after reaching level 10. The professional skills unlocked are also more like the roaming gunner's [Top Spin Kick], [BBQ], [Spike Shot] and [Floating Shovel].

These 4 skills may not be of much use to gamers, but they can only be used during PK.

But for people like Leni, whose close combat skills are weak or even close to none, these four things, when combined with [Heavy Firearm Draw Attack], can be regarded as having the ability to resist in close combat, at least not

Clint will once again say that he is a target for stand-up output.

"Leni, the director is looking for you."

"I know, thank you." After wiping the sweat on her face, Leni thanked her and thought to herself that she had just finished the mission, so why was that guy looking for me again?

I went back to my break room and took a simple shower. Going to see my boss just after training was really detrimental to my image as a lady. Judging from the meaning of the colleague who passed the message, he probably wasn't in a hurry.

Soon after, Leni appeared in the director's office.

"Director, are you looking for me?"

"Well, sit down," Nick put down the information in his hand and handed it to Leni, "I came to you this time because I want you to go to Afghanistan. There is news that someone is providing arms and weapons to terrorists there, and

The supplier is Stark Industries. I have sent people to investigate the Stark Group. I need you to go to the local area to find more clear evidence, not photos. It would be better if you can capture someone. Do you understand?

?”

Leni's heart moved and she carefully looked through the information.

Sure enough, a terrorist organization called the Ten Rings Gang quickly emerged in the area and plundered dozens of cities in just two months. According to photos taken by war reporters, the weapons they used were suspected to have come from Sri Lanka.

Tucker Industries.

"Tony Stark did this?"

"Probably not. That guy is either lying on a woman's belly now, or inventing weapons in his basement."

"That's what the shareholders of the company did? Who is in charge now?" Leni knew it in her heart, and this probably hasn't officially entered the plot yet.

"Obadiah Stan, I also think he did it, but this is their family matter and we have nothing to do with it."

"Well, I understand. When should I leave?"

"As soon as possible. The sooner this matter is investigated clearly, the better."

"Well, then I'll go back and pack up before leaving tomorrow."

Early the next morning, Leni went to the equipment department to apply for a batch of outdoor equipment, and then rushed them all into the warehouse. After that, she went to the supermarket outside to purchase some water and food, which would allow her to live well in the desert.

Just a little, it doesn’t matter how much you bring.

After packing her things, Leni drove a SHIELD off-road vehicle and took a SHIELD transport plane to Afghanistan.

When we arrived at our destination, it was already dark. We found a small local hotel and made do with it for the night. As soon as it dawned the next day, after having breakfast, Leni immediately took out the off-road vehicle from the space and went to search for the Ten Commandments.

Traces of the gang.

It was uneventful along the way, but Leni got bored while driving.

Just imagine, the endless Gobi Desert is filled with nothing but rocks and sand, and not even a single person. It would be strange if people don’t go crazy after a long time.

Leni got a little impatient after being out for an hour. She really shouldn't have taken on this damn mission in the first place, or should have roped in Natasha or May, at least the journey wouldn't be so boring.

Just as she was thinking about it, there was a muffled sound from the back seat. Leni was so frightened that she stepped on the brakes and then quickly turned around and took out a Glock 18C pistol to empty the magazine.

"Hey hey hey! Don't shoot! Beautiful agent lady, I am a good citizen!"

Hearing this voice, Leni felt it seemed familiar, but she didn't seem to recognize the owner of the voice.

"Don't be impulsive, magical lady from heaven," the man stretched out his hand and slowly lowered the muzzle of Leni's gun, signaling her not to be impulsive.

Leni, who felt more and more familiar, couldn't help but turn her head and take a closer look at the person in the back seat, only to see that the person was wearing a red and black tight-fitting uniform, carrying two long knives, and had two desert swords stuck in the holster on his waist.

Eagle pistol.

"Deadpool?"

"It's you," seeing Leni recognize him, the red and black perverted Mr. Deadpool adjusted his sitting posture and introduced himself in a voice that he thought was very charming for a mature man, "Nice to meet you, beautiful lady,

I wonder if I can have dinner with you?"

Leni pointed the gun at his head again.

"NO! NO! NO!" Deadpool quickly reached out his hand again to lower the muzzle of the gun. Although he will not die if he is shot, it will hurt...

"Where did you come from? Why did you show up in my car?"

"Well, to be precise, I came from Fox and will return to Disney..."

Leni was a little unable to keep up with this guy's train of thought. After thinking for a while, she realized that this was talking about the copyright of his character. After all, it was not unusual for Deadpool to be able to break the fourth wall.

"I'm asking you where you came from, forget it, what do you want from me?" You don't need to think about it to know that this guy should have used the time machine in the movie to come here.

"It's really convenient to talk to you," the guy said, taking off his mask, "I came to you because a guy named Gu Yi told me that you are from another world and you have the medicine to treat my cancer."

"Stop it, I don't want to see your avocado face!" Leni raised the gun again.

"Fuck! You can't put down the gun! You make me feel very insecure!"

"Shut up, you are the one who makes me feel most insecure when you appear here!"

The two were in a stalemate for a while, and finally Leni got tired of raising her hands, put the pistol back into the warehouse, started the car and hit the road.

Seeing that the other party was finally not hostile, Deadpool relaxed and leaned back on the chair comfortably.

"Gu Yi told you that I have a way to help you?" He glanced at this dishonest guy through the rearview mirror.

"Yes, she has noticed you, but she didn't let me say anything to you." Deadpool pretended to be an old god, but in fact the eyes under the mask were also observing Leni's expression.

"Really? That's good."

"..."

The air was filled with embarrassment again. Although Deadpool was a social cow, judging from the information obtained by breaking the fourth wall in this moment, the celestial being in front of him actually knew him very well, and for a while he didn't know how to speak.

In addition, I have things to ask for from others, and I don’t dare to make mistakes at will, so I can only let myself temporarily put aside my social weakness.

"Should I call you Wade Wilson or Ryan Reynolds?"

"I am who I am. Although Ryan's face is indeed very handsome, I also like it very much."

"Then I'll call you little bitch..."

"what ever……"

The two fell into silence for a while, and Leni didn't know what to say, so the atmosphere entered a stalemate again.

Finally, Mr. Sheniu's deadpool couldn't hold it in any longer. He would die of embarrassment if he didn't speak.

"Oh! What a trouble! I came here just to ask you if you can solve my cancer!"

Leni looked back at him. This guy looked less and less like Deadpool.

"cannot."

"FUCK! I knew it was like this! That old goblin was lying to me!"

After saying these words, Deadpool disappeared again.

This time, Leni was really startled again, and she braked again to stop the off-road vehicle.

This thing comes and goes at the drop of a hat. What does this guy think of me?

I looked around and made sure that the guy had left. Just as I was about to start back on the road, the co-pilot made another loud bang...

"Beautiful lady from heaven, have you missed me?"

"Fuck!" The blood vessels on Leni's forehead collapsed into a # shape. She reached into the warehouse with her right hand and took out a golden hand cannon with light blue light, and hit it directly on Deadpool's head. "If I don't show off my power, you

I am Hello Kitty!"

"boom!"

This time, Leni didn't hold back at all and didn't give the other party a chance. She directly pulled the trigger of the hand cannon, and powerful high-temperature energy instantly filled the entire co-cockpit.

"Cough! Cough!" When the smoke cleared, Deadpool's head on the passenger seat was all black, and half of his hood was cut off by the high temperature, exposing Wade's avocado head.

"Cough! You bitch is really violent, I like it..."

He glanced at Deadpool's head with disgust. Fortunately, he didn't eat much in the morning, otherwise he would have vomited it out now.

"What's that expression on your face!" The little bitch reacted fiercely, "You will hurt me like this, do you know?"

"Okay," Leni stopped looking at him, put away the hand cannon, and then took out a piece of [Shiny Remy Aid] from the void warehouse and threw it to him, "You try this first, if this doesn't work, then I

I guess alchemy potions can’t solve your problem, unless you give up your superpowers, but I have a way to try.”

Wade looked at the square crystal that exuded pink brilliance in his hand, crushed it without hesitation, and then felt a strong warmth spread throughout his body.

Miraculously, as the pink light on the crystal covered his whole body, the area on his head that had been injured and recovered quickly miraculously recovered as before. His skin was no longer full of wrinkles, and the wounds on his body also disappeared quickly.

But as the light dissipated, the skin on Deadpool's head once again turned into the shape of an avocado.

(End of chapter)

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