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Xiao Ling'er: "Little Sun, what problem did you come up with? 17+8, I didn't use both my fingers and toes. It's too much for your question!"

Little Sun: "How much is 17+8? Nangong Ling, are you a pig's head? You will be in first grade when you start school. Just like you, how do you mix in first grade?"

When Xiaoyang Yang heard that her sister was a pig's head, and her sister was obviously unhappy, Feng Jimian was thinking about how to resolve the conflict between her brother and sister. As a result, Xiaolinger asked with a calm face: I ask you how much is 123456789+6537948927 equal to?"

Xiaoyang was stunned by Xiaolinger's problem.

If you ask him how much 123456789+987654321 is, he can still answer it in one go, but the addend behind Xiao Ling'er does not have any common sense at all. How should he count?

Xiao Yang pursed her lips and answered honestly, "I don't know."

Xiaolinger immediately got up and asked, "What reason do you have to say that I am a pig? The same is addition, subtraction, multiplication and division. I can't answer it, and you can't answer it, indicating that our nature is not different!"

Feng Jimian: ...ha? ? ? Is it still possible? ? ?

"You're so powerful. Going back with a mental arithmetic world champion, it's also a glory for the country. In fact, neither of us is proficient in mental arithmetic. Then aren't you the teacher's usual 50-step laugh 100-step?"

the little sun:……

"You failed both the 1st and 59th points, and the 2nd and 99th were both losers, but Kobe once said: The 2nd is the biggest loser! So you are not better than me, you It’s just closer to failure than me. Is this the truth?"

the little sun:…………

Feng Jimian: ... (gradually lost) It seems... a little bit reasonable.

"Besides, although I have a bad mental calculation, I will borrow the calculator! Although I can’t swim, I can play happily in the water with a swimming ring! From the primitive society of Ru Mao drinking water to technology In today's developed world, why do humans always stand at the top of the food chain? What is the most fundamental difference between humans and animals?"

the little sun:………………

"It's people who use tools and animals don't! Now we compare, I'm a wise man who has absorbed the evolutionary success of humans for millions of years, but you are a fool who can't keep up with the times! Who of us is a pig? ?"

Little Sun: …………………doubt in life………………………

Feng Jimian: "Ahahahahahahahahaha........................"

If there weren't any children here, she almost came up with the phrase "Dwarf oil holding grass"!

I heard before that Xiaoyangyang and Xiaolinger are a pair of dragons and phoenixes, and Xiaoyangyang has already jumped to the fourth grade of elementary school, and is about to prepare for the Xiaosheng exam next year. But Xiaoling'er is not so evil. However, I heard that Xiao Ling'er is super super and super cute. All of her shortcomings have been replaced by Meng, so everyone prefers Meng Meng Da Linger.

Just now she also saw Xiao Yang’s strength in tutoring homework, but this time I heard Xiao Ling'er crackling, and even refuting a lot of words without even thinking about it, Feng Jimian leaned back and forth before laughing. At the same time, he couldn't help but exaggerate Xiao Ling'er-talent!

Hearing Feng Jimian's magnificent sea laugh, the whole family looked over. Even the second uncle in the kitchen couldn't help but came out and asked, "What's wrong?"