My Teacher is Sun Wukong

How is Yu Zongfu? Qi Luqing is gone.

The creation of the clock **** show, yin and yang cut faint.

Swinging the clouds and stratifying the birds.

It will be the top of the list, and the mountains are small.

"Boss, do you still remember this poem?" On the top of Mount Tai, the fat man asked to Xiao Fei. Standing next to the big die, smiling.

This weekend, the father of the fat man, Zhu Dachang, was not busy, and he planned to take a fat man to visit Taishan. Because the relationship with Xiao Fei's big die is better, the fat man proposed four people to go together, and Xiao Fei also agreed. Set the ticket for the night before, the next day I went to the scenic spot, and a few people came to the mountain at 10 o'clock in the morning.

Zhu Dachang’s body tonnage is even bigger than the fat man. When he climbs to the middle of the waist, he will not be able to climb and let several children go up the mountain. When I arrived at Shiping, Nanshan, the fat man was admitted to Xiaofei.

"I am not as good as you are, but the level of Chinese is higher than you." Xiao Fei said disdainfully.

"This poem is a junior high school. I thought that you haven't read junior high school at the boss. I don't know." Dafang said.

"Do you know the mood of this poem?" the fat man asked again. When I was in junior high school, the teacher once told them about the mood. The fat man remembered deeply and decided that Xiao Fei didn’t know.

"What is unintentional, I only know that it is good." Xiao Fei said: "Well, we are here to play, not talking about learning. Right, what is the attraction here? It seems that the atmosphere is a bit special."

Xiao Fei looks at the terrain and is not as good as the Feng Shui master. Just look at it and you will know where the aura is sufficient and where there is yin. Aura and yin are the foundation of all feng shui.

“This is a famous scenic spot in Yin and Yang.” The fat man said: “It is a light white rock band, like a white strip embroidered on the edge of a cliff. Because of the long-term flow of water, the surface is smooth as a mirror. It is slightly careless to pass it. It will fall below the cliff and fall into the valley, so it is called Yinyang."

"This should be the world's, geologist's 'scientific' explanation." Xiao Fei said: "I see that the Yang is full of yang, but the Yin is yin. Here, thousands of years ago should be between the land and the sun. A junction. The soul of the dead man in Yang is brought to the land from here."

"Although this junction has been sealed for thousands of years, it is still sullen."

"You are not saying that the junction of Yang and the land is in Lop Nur?" asked the big die. For Xiao Fei, who is a cultivator, they know a lot, and they don’t feel a big fuss. They are an apprentice who will be a pig in the future, and a disciple who wants to be a monk, so many things, Xiao Fei did not conceal them.

"Now it is in Lop Nur, but it was in the yin and yang world before." Xiao Fei said: "After a long time, the geology of the earth will evolve. And the more important reason is that the landlord has changed people, and the junction will change places. One of the prefectures was Huang Feihu, who was also named Dongyue, so he set the junction here. Later, when the king of Jurassic changed to Bao Zheng, he changed the junction to Lop Nur, and it was not desolate at the time."

"It turned out to be like this." The fat man said: "Boss, you said that we must lead us to learn to find a master, when will we start, we can't wait."

"Yeah, yeah, it’s boring to study all day," said the big die.

"I have been busy recently. When I have time, I will take you to the pig and the monk." Xiao Fei said. In fact, he did not take them in time, and there was a little concern in his heart.

Once he has put people together, it is estimated that they must start immediately.

And he still doesn't want to fall into the quagmire of Xianlu so quickly. Simply put, some hearts are not at the bottom, because once you set off, the Buddha world, the Zeus gods, the gods and gods, will send powerful gods to stop.

The situation is too complicated to predict.

Of course, nostalgia for red dust is also one of the important reasons.

"Then we both waited," said the big die.

"Well, don't say this, let's go to other places to play," Xiao Fei said.

So under the leadership of the fat man, the three people set off again, and visited many places, peach blossoms, proud peaks... I felt bored, and finally climbed to the top of the mountain, and saw the stone carvings engraved with the four characters of Wuyue in the middle of the mountain.

"Going up is the Jade Emperor, let's go up," said the fat man.

"The legend is that there are Taishan mountain gods, Taishan goddess, flying less, can you find them out?" asked the fat man.

"Boss, your mana is very strong, call them out and let us see you." The big die also followed.

"Now there is not enough aura on the earth, and I don't know if they will stay here. But it is impossible for God to stay here. It is their duty to stay here." Xiao Fei glanced at them and said, "And, who has nothing to do with it." Looking for a **** to play? You two have not yet begun to practice, and the blessing is not enough."

"Then we can't see it?" said Daban, disappointed.

"I can't see it," Xiao Fei said.

"Several of you, don't go any further." When I went up for a while, a uniformed staff stopped them. Looking forward, I saw the road ahead, and I was sealed with a seal tape. More than a dozen staff members were waiting there, giving people the meaning of being free.

No wonder they basically didn't see any tourists when they went all the way up.

"Why don't let us go up, this mountain is everyone's, not you alone." The fat man said with disappointment.

"Look, you are students, I will tell you, there is a big leader accompanied by the city leaders, in front of the tour, no tourists are allowed to disturb." The staff said.

"Big leadership? The big leader is the person we are also people. Everyone has the power to travel. We don't bother him, why not let us visit?" Daban said.

"Leader is a person, you are also a person? I think you are reading and reading. Can you compare with the leader?" The staff sneered: "The modern social terrorists are embarrassed, the personal safety of the leader is out of order, who can afford the responsibility? We This is also for the safety of leadership."

"And, do you think anyone can see the big leader? If a civilian can go to trouble the old man, isn't it a mess?"

"Do you see where we are like terrorists?" The fat man said: "We are all righteous middle school students, with a student ID card. Hey, look."

However, the staff was too lazy to look at the student ID card that the fat man had handed over. It was not too annoying to say: "We are not allowed to enter, we are not allowed to enter, where is so much nonsense?"