My Teacher is Sun Wukong

"Is it true that the fat man has not eaten enough yet, and wants to steal the pig back to make his own roast suckling pig?"

"The pig should be his brother, because he is also too lazy to do. Seeing his brother is tied, he must be saved."

"The big die buys pork in the morning, and the fat man steals the pig now. These people have a soft spot for pigs."

Although the fat man has escaped, the live broadcast is over, but the crowd is not willing to disperse for a long time. They are all talking about the fight just now.

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It is said that the big die left the vegetable market and came to the vicinity of the Chen Da fat pig farm. He is quietly going to the place where no one is going, so no one can catch up with him.

The pig farm is located in the southern suburbs of the city. It has not yet entered, and it smells a bit of scent. The pig farm is definitely stinky, and the pig has too much excrement. Because it is far from the urban area and is in the lower vent, the odor will not be blown into the city, affecting residents' lives.

There is a huge sign in front of the gate, which reads the six characters of Chen Dafen’s pig farm. There are still several garbage trucks at the entrance, carrying a number of huge plastic trash cans, all of which are filled with drowning in the major hotels in the city. The flies flew above, stinking.

Forcing the uncomfortable, the big die went in.

There is no guard at the door. Under normal circumstances, no one will steal pigs at the pig farm because the place is stinking and the environment is too bad. And the value of a pig is not high, and the weight is still too big to steal. Although they still have to guard against it at night, they will not be there during the day.

Walking into the gate, I saw a row of open-air pig pens standing in front. In each pigsty, there are seven or eight pigs, each of which is a big fat pig. A row of pigs adds up to a total of hundreds of fat pigs. This is still a place, such a pigsty, a total of more than a dozen rows.

Even dizzy, so many pigs, how long do I have to find a mine? I think of the big die, and this pigsty is too stinky. Finding it here is a kind of suffering.

"Hey, what are you doing?" At this time, one of the people under the iron house in the distance asked aloud.

When the big die saw it, he went over and said, "I came to buy a pig."

"Sorry, the pigs in our pig farms are generally sold in batches to the meat factory. They are not retail. But if you are willing to pay a high price, you can sell it to you separately," the man said.

"Your boss, take me to meet him, I will discuss with him." Dafang said.

"The boss is there, go on your own," the man said.

The big die went in the direction of his fingers and walked over.

After walking through a corner, I saw a large open space. There are more than a dozen strong men on the open space, surrounded by a big fat pig. This fat pig is bigger than any one in the pig pen, and it has a visual inspection of at least 500 kilograms. Big fat pigs ran around in the crowd, and the crowd was surrounded by all sides.

"Fat brother, are you sure you want to kill this pig?" said one of the strong men. "This pig is the pig king of our pig farm. It is a pity to kill it."

"Do you think I want to kill? I can't bear to kill it at all." The middle-aged obese man said, "My pig farm has been open for more than a decade, and it is the first time that I have raised such a rare big one. Fat pig. The color is bright and not picky. It can be said that it is a symbol of auspiciousness. It is a symbol of my future fortune. I originally planned to raise it as a mascot for our pig farm."

This fat man should be the owner of the pig farm, Chen Fatzi.

"I can testify at this point." A man next to him said: "The boss asked me to feed the grain every day. I didn't feed it with water. This pig can be said to have grown up with food."

"When eating grain, the meat quality must be the best." Another man said.

"Boss, in this case, why do you have to kill it?" asked the man who was puzzled.

"Do you remember Li Fatzi from the last animal husbandry bureau to inspect the pig farm? He happened to be lucky, just saw the pig. He told me that he would take a good pig's meat and pig heart pig belly. To the old man. He has shown me clearly, you said that I can not kill?" Chen Da fat said angrily, "If you offend him, I am afraid that my pig farm can not open. Just give me a safe I can't stand the crime of sanitation."

"Fucking, the official is really eating people and not vomiting bones!" The people next to him are holding up the boss.

"Who said no? Modern society, that's it." Chen Dayang said.

"And he wants the pig's heart and pig's belly, all of them are good things in the pig. It's a shame to take all the good things," said a man. There is a good pig in the pig farm. These employees also feel auspicious and they don’t want to kill.

"Okay, OK, you don't complain." Chen Fatzi said, "Hurry up and kill, killing is late, maybe Li Fatzi will be upset again."

After a lot of effort, several strong men finally put the big fat pig on the ground, its strength is still very big, when struggling, these brawny almost did not hold. Chen Fatzi took a sharp knives from the side, then took a basin and placed it under the pig's neck to receive blood, ready to be slaughtered soon.

Pigs are usually burned by pigs. It is very convenient to hit them. However, this pig must be killed with a knife, because the pork killed by the knife is good.

It is said that in ancient times, a general in order to eat a good piece of pork, let his hands take a whip to kill the pig, and then cut off the meat on the back and hand it to the cook. The pig that is killed will have enough blood to enter the beaten part and it will be very different. Now they are doing the same, the meat of the pig that was killed by electric shock is far less delicious than the knife.

"Wait a minute!" At this time, the big die came over and hurriedly stopped Chen Fatzi. Because just now when a dozen or so strong men talked about it, he had already discovered it with the knowledge of the gods. This big fat pig is one of the mine pigs. It is Jin Lei pig, which has a strong gold mana.

"Who are you, what are you doing here?" Chen Fatzi stood up and asked.

"I came to buy a pig. I have already seen your big fat pig. Can you buy it for me? I can pay a high price." Asked the big die.

"We don't sell this pig, even if you pay a higher price." Chen Fatzi said.

One person next to the "big die..." said that even if they don't know the big die, they can say his name from the characteristics of his teeth.