My Teacher is Sun Wukong

"Look at the animals, give me a stop!" On the mountainside, between the grass, the big slabs screamed at the big fat pigs. However, the big fat pig did not listen to him at all, and continued to run forward.

Bandits!

The big die hit the ground and sneaked into the ground. When he showed up again, he blocked the way of the big fat pig. The big fat pig turned and wanted to continue to escape, and the big die reached out and grabbed the ear of the big fat pig. No matter how hard it struggles this time, it can no longer escape the palm of the big teeth.

"Don't worry, I won't kill you, let me go with me," said the big die.

Big fat pig seems to be able to understand his words, but actually stopped struggling. Said: "You want me to go with you, but you must give me delicious food every day."

"You can actually talk!?" The big die was shocked and released.

"I can't talk in front of mortals, but in front of Shangxian, I can talk casually. Anyway, you already know my details," said the big white pig.

"You actually called me to the fairy!"?

"With your mana, you can barely call it a fairy. If you are only a polite person, you are really polite?" The white pig looked at him with contempt and said.

"I am, I was despised by a pig?" The big die is very speechless.

"I have one-fifth of the owner's lightning power, and it is still the strongest gold mine. What is wrong with you?" said the big white pig.

"Okay, OK, I know you are amazing." Daban asked curiously. "How come you are in the pig farm of Chen Fatzi?"

"It’s good to eat and drink in the pig farm, what's wrong? Anyway, it's all in the same day.” The big white pig said, "The owner's lightning power is turned into five mine pigs, respectively, Jin Lei pig. , Mu Lei pig, fire thunder pig, mine thunder pig, mine thunder pig. Five pigs scattered in Leizhou, are all mixed. Five Lei pigs are different because of the five elements, if there is no real Shangxian help, yes I can't get together. If the pig we live in is dead, we will change another pig to live. This has been going on for more than two thousand years."

"What about your master?" asked the big die.

"Our master, because two thousand years ago, the body was severely damaged, leaving only the gods. Therefore, he could not bring us together." Jin Lei pig said.

"This time, you are lucky, and we met a few of us." Dafang said: "Our boss is flying, has found your master's god, and promised to help him recover mana, which made me come out to find pigs. If this is not the case, I am too lazy to save your nasty big fat pig."

"Flying less? Who is he?" Jin Lei pig asked.

"The big name is Xiao Fei." Dafang said.

"Does he have that skill?" Jin Lei pig seems to still not believe.

"Do you dare to doubt the strength of our boss?" Dazu said disdainfully. "He is a destiny of loved ones, and he traveled to India to get married on the basis of the life of the Three Realms."

"Another Journey to the West!?" Jin Lei pig shocked. "I thought that in the past, Tang Xixi's sacred stunned the Three Realms and changed the ending of the Buddhism and Taoism. I did not expect that today, two thousand years later, it started again."

"Now you should always believe that we have the ability to help your master to restore mana," said the big die. "So, now you can start to please me. If one makes me unhappy, I will say nothing to you." turn up."

"Where, I will start to please you now. You are a fairy, the magic is boundless, this is the head line." Jin Lei pig said.

"It’s not enough to say it on the mouth," said the big die. "You will kneel down for me now, let me ride you back."

"You want to ride a pig? Lose you want to come." Jin Lei pig said. Having said that, it is still awkward. The big stencil was stretched out and rode on the back of the Jin Lei pig.

You rushed to the bottom of the mountain, and when it was almost time to go to the city, the big die turned over and jumped off the pig's back.

"If you have the ability, don't go down and ride me into the city." Jin Lei pig said.

"Do you believe that I am looking for a hotel now and selling you?" said the big die. "Chen Fat said that you are eating food so big, it must be a lot more expensive than ordinary pigs."

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The westernmost part of Leizhou is a beach and tourist resort.

A variety of handsome men and women, leisure and enjoy the sun on the beach. Some are digging in the sand pit, some are swimming, some are taking selfies. Especially those beautiful women, all wearing very nice swimsuits, showing a beautiful figure, like a mermaid, walking around in front of Xiao Fei.

And Xiao Fei, wearing a pair of trousers, lying on a beach chair, wearing a pair of huge sunglasses on his face, where to enjoy the beauty.

In fact, he has already discovered that mines are in this area. Because there are too many tourists, it is not a good time to start. Then I will lie down and wait for the time, and enjoy the beauty by the way.

And just in his place, there are two men who are stealing him. It's not because they have special hobbies because their professions are anchors.

Because there were too many people taking pictures on the spot, Xiao Fei did not notice.

Therefore, the live broadcast of Xiao Fei, the most important person in the group of the Westward Journey, has already begun.

"These people came to Leizhou and actually separated. The fat man ate a big meal at the hotel, the big fangs bought food at the vegetable market, and the fly was a beautiful woman on the beach!"

"Through his pair of big sunglasses, I can see the eyes of the two colors (harmony) below."

"It’s really good to say that he is very good. Look at his bronze skin and the six packs!"

"Are you sure that he is watching beautiful women, not already asleep?" After nearly one hour of live broadcast, the crowd did not see Xiao Fei move, so some people raised questions.

"Looking at him to sleep, it doesn't mean anything at all."

"Significant news, a main broadcast live to fly less sleep, a million into the month."

Although it is lying still, but the live broadcast of Xiao Fei's live broadcast, the popularity is still quite high, there are 500,000. In other words, 70,000 people are watching him ‘sleeping’.

"This live broadcast doesn't mean anything at all. The anchor doesn't come forward to interact with him."

"The anchor does not interact with him. It is estimated that it is waiting for the miracle to happen."

"Compared with the fat hotel, there is nothing to fly." Someone started to vomit. However, the live broadcast of the live fat man and the big die is over, and they can only watch Xiao Fei. They are all looking forward to it, and when there is a miracle, Xiao Fei will show great power.

After all, Xiao Fei is the most powerful of the three of them, and the first protagonist.

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