My Teacher is Sun Wukong

"Boss, I ask you a math problem." The big fangs said: "There are 10 people crossing the river. There is only one boat on the shore. How many times can I carry five people at a time?"

"You want to test my math problem?" Xiao Fei said: "Although my mathematics level is not good, it is easy to answer such a simple question. Ten divided by five equals two, twice!"

"Oh! Then the boater?" asked the big die.

"Flying less, you have forgotten, you still need people to put the boat to the other side." Ma Xiaoling said in a good way.

"Amount! This is really the case." Xiao Fei scratched his head and suddenly realized.

He has never studied mathematics since he was a child. The only mathematics knowledge is that he is taught by cold Xinxin. Therefore his mathematical level is poorly outrageous.

"Oh, my ancestors, this math problem even I will!" Miao Jiang girl Xiaomei said with a smile. After spending some time with Xiao Fei, she felt that this ancestor had no place to reincarnate, so she was bold.

"Why are you a little girl, how big is it?" Xiao Fei replied with a slap in the face: "Your ancestor was born in the ancient times, using the knot count, where is the multiplication method?"

Xiaomei looked at Xiao Fei’s face and was not afraid. He spit out his tongue and made a ghost face for Xiao Fei.

"Right, Xiaomei, what are your plans for the future?" Xiao Fei asked.

"Since my previous life was the maid of the reincarnation of my ancestors, I will follow my ancestors later." Xiaomei said, "I will do your jealousy in the future, cook for you, and never go back."

She has lost trust in her mother and prefers to follow Xiao Fei.

"You still go back, we are very dangerous in this trip, can not take you." Xiao Fei said.

"Follow you, I am not afraid of danger." Xiaomei said firmly.

"I really can't take you, you still go back to your mother." Xiao Fei refused her.

"The villagers will kill me twice. My mother didn't save me. I only knew that I was crying." Xiaofei cried and said, "I feel that since I am the maid of your past life, it is my fate to follow you." !"

Ugh! Xiao Fei sighed in his heart. However, it seems that he really can't take her, so he said goodbye: "Your mother is just ignorant, this can't blame her. And so many villagers want to harm you, she can't save you. Now the villagers know You are the reincarnation of your ancestors, no longer have to fear that others will harm you."

"555..." Xiaomei didn't talk, just sobbing sadly. She was bent on following Xiao Fei, but Xiao Fei did not want her.

"I told the fat man to send you in the past." Xiao Fei said, after finishing, gave the fat man a wink. The fat man will know, and Yan Yue said to Xiaomei: "Xiaomei sister, let's go on board."

"I don't want you to send, I will row on my own!" Xiaomei said with anger. After talking about jumping on the fishing boat, bowing a small body, forcefully paddle the paddle.

They are coming over? The opposite villagers saw the situation and immediately sent two young adults, jumped on the old fishing boat, and rowed to pick them up. There is a little boy on the boat, they are definitely not at ease.

"Let's go." Seeing that the two children are safe, Xiao Fei said to the big die, the fat man Ma Xiaoling.

So the four people set foot on the journey again.

"Boss, why don't you want her?" The fat man did not understand Xiao Fei's behavior: "She is a Miao Xinjiang little Loli, as the saying goes, Loli has three good, she is soft and easy to push down. She identified herself as Your embarrassment, you have to push her to the minute!"

"She said it herself, she would cook and cook." The big teeth that love to talk also said: "When you cook and cook, it is a warm bed."

"The thoughts of the two of you are really embarrassing, actually started on the little Loli." Ma Xiaoling said to them.

"Boss, this is not like you usually!" The fat man did not pay attention to Ma Xiaoling's dissatisfaction and continued.

"Do you think I don't want to?" Xiao Fei glanced at him and said: "This road is very dangerous. I don't want her to be in danger. It is easy to push. The key is how to place her in the future."

"I still have to go through big things in the future. Do you want to throw her away when I am afraid of her cumbersome?" Xiao Fei’s face showed a look of color: "When you stabilize, let's talk."

"You...you...there is really this thought!" Hearing Xiao Fei said, Ma Xiaoling’s anger won’t hit a place, saying: "Fly, I warn you, if you dare to push her down, I will Call the police!"

"Alarm? Look at what you can," Xiao Fei said.

"Hey!" Ma Xiaoling snorted. She can't figure out why, flying, and even the evil of Lolita's mind. Did I read him wrong before, is he actually a bad person? I can't help thinking about it.

"Right, fly less, you are obviously not a reincarnation, why not tell the truth to the little girl?" Ma Xiaoling said with some anger: "You deceive her like this, is it to let her worship you, so that you can start later?"

"That's not, how can I have such a mind?" Xiao Fei said: "I don't tell her the truth, it's all for her."

"Good for her?"

"The ancestors' reincarnation, how does this identity pull the wind? From then on, she will be proud to live. Although this is a lie, it will make her proud." Xiao Fei said faintly: "And this identity can protect her. In addition, you don't really understand men. Although men's faces are very colorful, in many cases, there are still principles in doing things."

"This is the so-called: mad before the madness, after the sacred Buddha." The big fangs said.

"Before you go crazy, you are like a Buddha? Man, it is a lower body animal!" Ma Xiaoling said.

"Right, where are we now?" Xiao Fei opened the subject and asked.

"We have already entered the territory of Leishan." Ma Xiaoling looked at the mobile phone navigation and said, "In the depths of Leishan, there is a Miaojiang tribe, where there are legends of the female descendants."

"The boss came here to find the future of the son-in-law?" The big fangs widened their eyes and said: "The descendants of the son-in-law must be a hundred times more beautiful than Xiaomei. No wonder he does not bring Xiaomei."

"Big die, can you close my mouthpiece?" Xiao Fei said: "I said it earlier, I don't bring Xiaomei because I am afraid that she is dangerous."

"Who knows if it is?" said the big tongue of the poison tongue.

"Hey!" The voice just fell, and the big screams screamed and grabbed his mouth. It turned out that Xiao Fei had already knocked on his two big front teeth with lightning speed.

"If you dare to talk more, I will knock out your fangs!" Xiao Fei said.

(End of this chapter)