My Teacher is Sun Wukong

"I don't want you to say that the emperor is the Bodhisattva of the Dizang." In the end, the king of Luo Luo finally said the truth: "Although he is temporarily living in the government, but many major events, we have to follow his advice."

"Your grandfather of the Chinese mainland, Daxian, actually surrendered to the Buddha of Bodhisattva, and you are also very embarrassed to say," Xiao Fei said with no anger: "Your hundred-handed magic body, are you looking at it?"

"This is also a no-brainer." King Luo said: "What we cultivate is the law of the land, and he cultivates the Buddha's golden body. The strength of several of us has to lower one of his realms."

"You know, a high-level practitioner can crush a hundred low-level practitioners." Song Emperor said: "That is, even if we add up to ten, it is not his opponent."

"And the land is different from the heavens. The heaven is divided into 36 heavens. It is difficult to go from the bottom to the top. There is only one in the world, and each of the gods occupies a place." Chu Jiangwang continued: " Huaxia Prefecture, just adjacent to the Hell of Buddhism."

"The heavenly Buddha world did not send people to settle in, it was to consider the impact. And the Netherland is a place abandoned by people. If they shoot Bodhisattva, they will not have so much scruples," said the King Luo.

"Simply speaking, the current prefecture is equivalent to the Qing Dynasty in the Qing Dynasty. The temple of the Tibetan king Bodhisattva, the Buddha world has drawn a French concession in the local government, and he is the consul of renting," Xiao Fei asked.

"The facts are not limited to this." Chu Jiangwang said: "The current government is not the equivalent of the French Concession, but the equivalent of the former Hong Kong Island, has been ceded out. And he is equivalent to the British sent, stationed on Hong Kong Island Consul General. Although the gods of the local government are all Chinese, they have to listen to his appointment."

"If you say this, I will understand." Xiao Fei said: "However, if you are really incompetent, you don't know how to resist?"

"The above is incompetent, and we can't do anything." King Luo sighed: "We are all the land immortals of China, and the cultivation is all the Taoist monks, who wants to listen to the Buddha command of a Buddhist temple."

"If you don't have him, you should be the emperor, and take care of us. We can be a king with real power, and I am uncomfortable," Qin Guangwang said.

"So, we are all looking forward to one day. Tian Ting and Yang Xia's Huaxia will take back Hong Kong Island and take back all the land. Let us be a few kings, the real masters," said the king.

"Well." Xiao Fei nodded. "You look forward to the idea of ​​being the master of the house. I understand it very well. Right, where is the temple of the Consul General of the Buddha?"

"On the 10,000 miles north of Senro City, the palace of the King of Bodhisattva is called Cuiyun Palace." said the king of Luo.

"I know." Xiao Fei said: "You sent people to arrest me this time. I could have left in the middle, but I still came. Seeing that it is not easy for you, I will not make trouble. That's it. In the land, you can find my life and take me to see it."

"Okay, please go to the immortal," said the tenth temple king.

Under the leadership of King Luo, eleven people came to the Senlu Hall. Eleven people seem to be able to form a football team, but they are gathered here in the heart of playing football Xiao Fei suddenly thought.

In the middle of the main hall, there is a throne, Xiao Fei is not polite with them, and the big man sits up.

"Cui Judge, take the book of life and death." said the king of Luo. He is the fifth king of the temple and is also the principal here. The other nine temples are in charge of hell, and the office is not here.

"Yes." Cui Zhengguan said. He was wearing a red official uniform, wearing a binaural cap and a big belly.

Cui Zheng’s name is Cui Wei, who was a member of the Tang Taizong period. It is rumored that he broke the case as a **** when he was in Yangshi, and he broke the yin at night. After he died, he sat on the judge of the King of Luo, and he was very fair.

There are many legends about Cui Wei’s case, and the story of the case of a broken tiger is the most widely spread.

The story says: There is a big mountain at the junction of the southwestern part of Changzi County and Lishui. The name is called Huangling, and there are often beasts in the old days. One day, the woodcutter went to the mountain to cut wood and was eaten by the tiger. His widowed mother did not want to live, and shouted at the church.

Cui Wei immediately issued a license, and the servant of the squadron was arrested. The official difference was placed in front of the temple in the temple to be used in the case of the gods. Then there was a tiger coming from the temple. With a butterfly in his mouth, he was **** by the official.

The evil tiger was arrested in the county, and he immediately rose to the news. In the hall, Cui Wei counted the crime of hurting the tiger and killing people. The evil tiger nodded. In the end, he ruled: "If you eat for human life, you will not be guilty."

So the tiger automatically crashed on the steps.

After Cui Wei was judged, Tang Taizong died and came to the land to meet him. Cui Yunian gave a copy of Tang Taizong's Yang Shou for more than a decade.

Not long after, Cui Judge took the judge in one hand and took the book of life and death in one hand, walked into the hall and handed it to Xiao Fei.

Xiao Fei took a look and saw that the book of life and death was very thin, as if he couldn’t remember anything. Then he asked: "We have more than a billion people in China, so many people, this thin book of life and death can not be remembered."

"If you remember one by one, the thick dozens of books can't be remembered, and it's hard to find." Cui Wei said: "But this life and death book is mana, you just have to write this person's last name, life and death book. The above will automatically show the situation of all people with this last name."

"Just like using the Xinhua Dictionary, check the top of the side," Xiao Fei asked.

"You can say that." Cui Wei said.

"I think this is also very troublesome." Xiao Fei said: "There are many people with the same surname. Don't say the same surname. I heard that some Chinese names with the same name have hundreds of thousands."

"Yeah, yeah. Every time I want to judge a person, it takes a lot of divine power. No way, there are too many Chinese people." Cui Zhengguan said: "Unfortunately, our government can't do things like computers. ”

"I remember that among the five spirits, there are hair, scales, birds, feathers, and Kun, and these are also recorded." Xiao Fei asked.

"People can't finish it, and they can take care of those insects and animals." Cui Judge said: "There are more than one billion people in China. If you add these five categories, you may not be able to stand it."

"In fact, these five categories are relatively simple to manage." At this time, the king of the king said: "The only five of these five categories are the demon spirits that have been cultivated for hundreds of years. We will record them. Only a few."

"It turns out that." Xiao Fei said. After I finished talking, I picked up the book of life and death, first surnamed, and then carefully searched for my name.