My Virtual Game

Chapter 44: Anecdote

   Behind Qi Tian, ​​Xiao Bai’s eyes stared at Qi Tian’s back and his eyeballs stared out. He clenched his fists and tightened and loosened, loosened and tightened. In the end, he took a long breath and relaxed and calmed down.

   As a veteran hypocrite, Teacher Long, who claims to be the master of hunting Yan, will maintain a good demeanor no matter what happens in public.

   Besides, his wife and children are still sitting beside...

   Qi Tian didn’t care much about how the first **** and beast male dragon teacher in the dream world hated him, so he talked often with Liu Yaqian,

   "Baby, where is your house near the water?"

   There was a baby, and everyone in the other car looked at Liu Yaqian weirdly.

   But soon they were relieved, such a cute little girl should be accompanied by such a cute name,

   Liu Yaqian was embarrassed to be seen by everyone, lowered her head, held her pink fist and lightly hammered Qi Tian: "Stop calling baby, call me Xiaoya! My friends call me that!"

   Qi Tian smiled: "Okay, Xiaoya, you haven't said where your home is in Linshui Township!"

   "I'm on the street of Linshui Township. I take the bus directly to the door of my house!"

   "It's so convenient for me to go? I'm from Daqi Village, six or seven miles away from Linshui," Qi Tian envied him. Every time he went home, his mother had to pick him up at the bus station in Jishang.

   "Hehe, it's convenient! I know Daqi Village, in the south of Linshui. I went there to play when I was a kid!" Liu Yaqian smiled and blinked her lovely big eyes.

   The two were talking, and suddenly a child’s sound pierced the entire carriage.

   "Mom! I want to pee!"

   The sound was so loud that the whole car fell silent, even the driver slowed down unconsciously.

Qi Tian looked curiously, and saw the beast male dragon teacher sitting by the aisle with a serious face, staring at the snow-white thighs of a young girl in a short skirt beside him, sitting beside the window by the window. A twenty-seven-eight-year-old, dark-skinned, fat-looking, sturdy young woman, sitting with the thin little white-faced teacher Long, had a violent shock to people’s vision.

   In the arms of a sturdy young woman, a three or four-year-old bear kid is holding her clothes and making noise.

   "Mom! Mom! I want to pee, I want to pee!"

   "Let's bear with me for a while until I stand and pee!" The sturdy young woman's voice was thick and hoarse,

   "No, no, no! I'm going to pee!" The bear boy didn't follow, grabbed the young woman's collar and got up and stood on her lap: "Mom, open your mouth!"

   The sturdy young woman was taken aback: "What are you doing?"

   "I want to pee in your mouth!" As he said, the bear kid would unzip his pants and take out his little Dingding.

   Not only Qi Tian was stupid when he heard this sentence, but everyone in the car was stupid. Even the driver accidentally rushed through a red light in a trance.

   The sturdy young woman was furious, and stopped the bear child from pressing it down and said: "Mixed, how can you pee into your mother's mouth!"

   "But daddy can pee into mother's mouth, why can't I!" Xiong's child has a strong rhetoric, and argues with reason.

  ...The whole car was silent, and the driver forgot to stop after a stop sign.

   "Haha!"

   "Hahahahaha..."

   I don’t know which Xiongtai could not help laughing first, and the whole car burst into laughter.

Even Liu Yaqian's face was reddened and she covered her mouth and snickered, Qi Tian smiled even more tears came out, looking at the fat and sturdy young woman's big yellow teeth, Qi Tian sighed: The world is so big that everyone has talents. , I don’t know if a fellow Taoist has such a heavy taste, so fearful dragons dare to offer the magic weapon to train the dragon whip

   Listening to the laughter around, the flesh on the face of the sturdy young woman trembled again and again, slapped the bear child, and yelled: "When did your dad pee into my mouth!!!"

   The bear child was frightened by the sturdy young woman, and then cried out: "Wow, wow...I saw it that night, and my dad didn't agree with my mom, so I sat on my dad and didn't let him get up!"

   At this time, the child bear suddenly cried and threw himself into the arms of Teacher Qi Beast Nanlong, and said: "Dad, look at Mom, you will let you pee in her mouth but won't let me pee, ooh!"

   The beast male dragon teacher who originally had an indifferent face instantly turned pale and meowed a little. This unlucky boy can't let Lao Tzu pretend to be a passerby quietly for a while.

   The laughter in the car is even louder!

   Qi Tian was stunned, I never expected that the heavy-tasting dragon trainer was actually an animal male dragon eunuch, it is really...interesting!

   Amidst laughter, roar and cry, the bus stopped to the next stop. The funny Long family trio got off the bus, and I don’t know if it got off at the stop.

   There were only laughter and laughter left on the bus, and the person who just got on the bus was unclear. So, after some explanations from others, it was a great joy. I believe that for a long time this matter will be their after-dinner talks.

   The bus in the joy of happiness finally reached the terminal Nancheng Bus Station. Qi Tian and Liu Qianran got off the bus and entered the station to take the medium-sized bus bound for Linshui home.

   The bus does not allow overcrowding, everyone has a seat, and the two sit together,

On the road, Qi Tian kept looking for topics to chat with Liu Yaqian to promote feelings. Although Qi Tian was a boring man before, he learned a trick from the old army head, the master of the same table, and he was able to tease cute girls from time to time. With a smile, I added Liu Yaqian's mobile phone, WeChat, Penguin and other accounts... but there is no Momo account!

   The time spent with beautiful women always flies quickly~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Unknowingly, she arrived by the water, Liu Yaqian got off the car, Qi Tianyi reluctantly said goodbye,

   The Qi Tianyi who has never chatted so intimately with the opposite **** is still not exhausted, but the beautiful lady has gone, so I can only give up.

   It’s either your parents or my parents, you should go to each house or go to each house,

   Thinking of Liu Yaqian, Qi Tian thought of Li Lianjie and Liu Qianran's two sisters, and even thought of Ma Bingbing, the cold squad leader who looks worse than the three in his mind.

   "Hey! It's so distressing, God, why did you arrange for me to know so many beautiful women? I don't know which one I like, or... eat them all?"

   During Qi Tian’s cranky thinking, the bus arrived at Linshui Bus Station.

   "Xiaotian, here!"

   As soon as he got out of the car, Qi Tian heard his mother’s familiar loud voice.

   "Mom!" Looking at the old face that he hadn't seen for two months before him, Qi Tian felt a little bit guilty in his heart.

   Qitian called his mother when he entered Linshui Township, so his mother would drive the electric three-wheeler to pick up Qitian on time.

   "Get in the car, I'm almost ready when I come! Go home for dinner and see how thin you are!" Chen Xiuying yelled in her unique loud voice.

   "Okay! I haven't eaten your mom's meal for a long time!"

   Qi Tian got into the car and Chen Xiuying drove in front of him. Qi Tian asked to drive her with her more than once, but Chen Xiuying refused.

In Qi Tian’s memory, my mother has always been carefree, as if she doesn’t care about anything, but the only thing she cares about is... herself~www.wuxiaspot.com~welcome book friends to visit and read, the latest, The fastest and hottest serial works are all at ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ For mobile users, please go to read it.

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