My Weird Life

Su Wu took a piece of yellow paper from his arms and hurried along the path.

The trail winds upwards and eventually leads to a high hill covered with wild jujube trees.

On a high hill, a tall and thin man with disheveled hair unloaded the bookcase behind him and took a long breath in the direction of the rising sun in the east. As he inhaled this breath into his abdomen, bursts of roaring sounds suddenly came from his body, as if all the internal organs in his body were taking over this inhaled breath and using it for their own use.

Su Wu stood on the edge of the high hill and waited quietly.

The tall and thin scholar did not seem to notice the person coming behind him. He inhaled and exhaled like this for several days. It was not until the morning sun rose in the eastern sky that he stopped and turned to look at Su Wu.

This scholar has an ordinary appearance, with high cheekbones, and a pair of eyes sunk deeply into the eye sockets, but they are like stars, gathering blazing light. He lowered his hands and looked at Su Wu without any expression, and said with a straight face: "It seems that you are here specifically to find me?

 You have been waiting here for two or three moments.

 What are you looking for me for? "

Sensing the scholar's aura of calamity, Su Wu smiled and said, "Your name is Zhong Sui?"

The scholar raised his eyebrows when he heard this: "Exactly. I have never met you, but you know my name. It seems that someone specially invited you to find me? Who is it?"

His thinking was quick, and almost as soon as Su Wu finished speaking, he found clues from Su Wu's inquiry, and then asked Su Wu in return.

Su Wu looked at the opposite 'Zhong Sui' who had a dull look on his face and vaguely revealed a withdrawn temperament that made people thousands of miles away. He felt quite emotional in his heart. He did not expect that 'Xin Sheng Yuanshen' had such a distant and bold personality. The 'Suwang Yuanshen' has the same origin as the 'Heart Saint Yuanshen', but he has such a withdrawn and cold temper.

The reason why this scholar, who will later call himself "King Su", has such a withdrawn and harsh personality today must be related to the fact that his wife was killed by Li Ju, and he was determined to find a way to kill Li Ju.

 At this time, "Zhong Sui" probably had some doubts about "God's will".

—Su Wu’s understanding was all due to the ‘terma paper’ he was holding in his hand.

 On the terma paper, a scholar's diary was once written.

"I was indeed entrusted by someone to find you. The person asked me to entrust this thing to you, saying that it may be of great use to you." Su Wu folded the yellow paper in his hand and handed it to you. Zhong Sui said at the same time, "I hope you can make good use of this thing and make some achievements."

Zhong Sui looked at the withered yellow paper handed over by Su Wu suspiciously, and then turned his attention to Su Wu: "What use do I need this thing for? I don't even know how to use this thing, so how can I talk about 'making good use of it'?" Want to make some achievements with this thing?

 What achievements have been made? "

 His words made Su Wu frown secretly.

 Things were a little different from what Su Wu had imagined.

 It is still 1715 - the fifty-fourth year of Kangxi. He was supposed to meet King Su this year and hand over the terma paper to him as a carrier for him to study the 'righteousness talisman'.

It’s just that the person who originally entrusted the treasure paper to Zhong Sui was a young Taoist priest from a Taoist temple near Zhong Sui’s residence.

Su Wu today is naturally not the image of a young Taoist priest, let alone someone who lives next to Zhong Sui. Zhong Sui has never seen him before - could this be the main reason for the change of things?

Or is it that I came too late and missed the time?

—It’s already the twelfth lunar month of the fifty-fourth year of Kangxi’s reign, and the New Year will come soon.

However, even though he came too late, and he was not the young Taoist priest who lived next to Zhong Sui in the original time and space, some things existed objectively after all - Zhong Sui vaguely figured out that the 'righteousness talisman' was always as it should be. Reasonable, but looking at Zhong Sui's reaction, he has not yet reached the stage where he needs the terma paper to carry the righteousness talisman, which shows that he has no idea about the 'righteousness talisman' at this time!

 How to explain this?

Su Wu's mind was spinning and he asked Zhong Sui again: "You really don't have anything, do you want to write it down on this piece of paper?"

 He raised the terma paper in his hand.

Zhong Sui frowned and said impatiently: "Your Majesty, please don't play riddles here. If you have any questions, just say it! Who asked you to come to find me? I don't remember who told me in advance that he would be there. You, a weirdo like you, came specifically to find me and give me a piece of paper?"

“Your Excellency is indeed Zhong Sui?”

 “If it’s fake, it will be replaced!”

“Have you ever met a Taoist named Shao Taoist? Have you experienced the disaster of ‘Ten Thousand Eyes of Strangeness’ with him?”

“The name of Taoist Shao is known all over the world.

But I have never seen him.

 The other person is the "Zhenren Du'e" who was personally named by the emperor. How can I, a poor scholar who writes plays and sells manuscripts to make money, be so virtuous and virtuous? "

 “Your Excellency, with all due respect—

Madam, are you well now? "

　　　…”

As soon as Su Wu mentioned Zhong Sui's wife, Zhong Sui's face suddenly turned cloudy, as if he could squeeze out water!

He stared at Su Wu coldly and said in a cold voice: "My wife has been dead for several years!

Your Excellency not only mentioned your deceased wife, but also specifically asked her if she was well. It seems that you already knew that she was not well. Since you knew that she was not well, you still wanted to ask this question. Did you do this on purpose? ! "

Zhong Sui’s logic is meticulous and interlocking, which can be called perfect.

Su Wu was speechless for a moment.     The other party simply hit the mark on all his thoughts!

He did know that Zhong Sui's wife might be gone, so he deliberately asked this question, in fact, to confirm whether this Zhong Sui was really 'Zhong Sui'...

Su Wu sighed, bowed his hands to Zhong Sui and said, "Please forgive me.

It is indeed as you think. I deliberately asked this question, which is indeed presumptuous - but also to confirm whether you are the 'Zhong Sui' I am looking for...

 Now it is certain.

But I have one last question..."

Zhong Sui looked at Su Wu, his face twitched, he was silent for a long time, and finally said: "Just ask..."

“Is there a Taoist temple near where you live?

In that Taoist temple, is there a young Taoist priest? He often goes out to discuss astronomy and geography with you, and all the wonders and weirdness of the universe..." Before Su Wu could finish his words, he was interrupted by Zhong Sui shaking his head.

“There was a Taoist temple near where I used to live.

However, the Taoist temple looks like a Taoist temple, but in fact it is a prostitute's den.

The prostitutes inside are all dressed as female crowns, specifically attracting traveling businessmen and officials from afar to stay. They have **** with them at night, and the money they receive for sleeping is quite large. There are indeed no young Taoist priests inside...it is full of servants responsible for sweeping the house. , are also all fat women. "Zhong Sui looked at Su Wu with a sneer, regarding Su Wu as a magic stick, "It was this Taoist temple that was taken advantage of by the 'Paper Empress Society' when I went out half a month ago.

In the ‘Paper Lady Society’, the ‘White Paper Lady’, who has the highest status, often appears in various forms.

 These days, there are rumors that she often uses the image of a "young Taoist" to show others.

But I have never met her, let alone discussed the mysteries of the universe, the weirdness of the world, astronomy and geography with her. "

 “Paper Empress Club…”

Su Wu frowned when he heard Zhong Sui suddenly mention the paper queen meeting.

More than a month ago, when he escaped from the Taihang Mountains and reorganized the Yin Temple system, he also met the "White Paper Queen" in the Paper Queen Society. He had a vague feeling that this White Paper Queen was connected to everything, and even to that The 'Young Taoist' also has some kind of causal relationship - however, there are too few clues here, and it is difficult for him to truly analyze the complete chain of clues based on just these few feelings.

“You don’t know what Paper Empress knows?

 Zhi Niangniang Society was branched off from the ‘Hong Ai Society’.

The leader, "White Paper Empress", has created a certain method that can mix human wishes into "Heaven's Will" and condense "Xi Lacquer". It is said that the condensed Xi Lacquer is forged by the Kitchen God's fire in Bihong Aihui. Xiqi is more ferocious and has a strong suppression power over the mourning gods of the Red Ai Society. He can often disintegrate the mourning gods. In turn, he refines the mourning gods for his own use and takes them under the command of the Paper Empress Society..." Zhong Sui and the tall young man opposite As he talked, the more he talked to the other person, the more refreshing he felt.

 He is withdrawn and taciturn, and rarely speaks to people he knows well.

Now I bumped into this person. He seemed to understand him, but he didn't seem to understand him at the moment. This was quite interesting. Zhong Sui became interested in chatting with him. Once the conversation started, he couldn't hold on. Talking about all kinds of things without restraint.

 The tall young man opposite is actually a very good listener.

The other party would occasionally ask questions, but they would always get to the point, which made Zhong Sui deeply satisfied.

 “Mixing human wishes with heaven’s wishes and condensing ‘happy lacquer’…

I think this wish is because of the other's 'resentment'.

People’s resentments all have their causes. Where does Heaven’s resentment come from?

This White Paper Empress can sense the resentment of heaven and find ways to mix it with human wishes. She is also a person with amazing talent and beauty. "Su Wu listened to what Zhong Sui said and said with emotion, "I have also met this White Paper Empress, but it was only by chance.

 At that time, I only felt that she had gathered a lot of resentment, like a sea or an abyss, to give me a strong help. I never thought that she had reached such a state. "

"Have you really seen the White Paper Empress?" Zhong Sui looked at the tall young man opposite him in surprise. The other person's expression was frank. As soon as he heard what the other person said, he felt that the other person was not telling lies. But the other party's previous behavior made him feel that the other party was more like a charlatan with extremely good verbal skills, so he couldn't help but be a little suspicious of what he said at the moment.

 But whether it’s true or not, this guy is quite interesting.

　　It makes you look like a **** person.

Zhong Sui soon stopped pursuing the truth and asked Su Wu: "Since you have seen the White Paper Empress, have you ever seen the Duan'e Zhenren 'Shao Zhenren'?"

 And his Taoist companion ‘Ma Xiangu’?

 You mentioned the name of Taoist Shao before and said that I should have met these two people.

If I had seen these two people, I would have fulfilled one of my wishes. "

 There is a chapter in the front with the date marked as the twelfth lunar month of the fifty-fifth year of Kangxi. I looked through it again and found that I wrote the wrong date and I have corrected it.

 Because the cover contained the word "simulator", it was no longer suitable for use, so I changed it to the current one (the old cover cannot be found)

 This book is still far from being finished, so speculation about its ending can be paused for a moment.

The volume on the Qing Dynasty may end very soon (within half a month). If there is any God to expand it, it may be one or two months later.

However, as of now, we have indeed progressed to the middle and late stages of the plot. The Qing Dynasty dungeon is a dungeon that gradually transitions from the middle level to the high level. The Tang dynasty dungeon should be a dungeon where high-level existence fully blooms (tentatively, this will be written by then) Let’s see what happens).

 Wish you all a happy reading!