My Weird Life

The car with the front door removed turned into a ray of light, crossing the boundary between material and illusion. Countless mourners swarmed out of the shops and shopping malls on the street, but they could not get close to the light that quickly passed away.

 The dead city is thrown away by the car.

In the car, Su Wu was sitting on the back of the driver's seat. His hands never grasped the steering wheel, but the car quickly shuttled between heaven and earth according to his wishes, ignoring all obstacles in the real world. The scene outside the car changed. It is black and white, like a faded and mottled old photo.

Hong Renkun wore a short coat with a fur collar on his upper body. His hair that was originally scattered on his head was now tied into braids and tied tightly with a pair of black stockings. He wore a pair of sunglasses with wide lenses, holding his arms and looking sternly. Sitting in the passenger seat, under a white T-shirt was a pair of shorts that couldn't even cover half of her thighs, and she was wearing a pair of flip-flops on her flying legs.

Su Wu looked at the red and green horizontal striped shorts Hong Renkun was wearing on his lower body, which highlighted certain parts of his body. He rubbed his forehead and sighed softly.

 Hong Renkun was very satisfied with his appearance.

 In the rearview mirror, Tao Zu's attire was relatively normal.

It's just that his hair has completely changed color. He found many wigs from nowhere and put all the colorful wigs on his head. So Tao Zu, wearing sunglasses, with his colorful hair hanging down, looked like an ordinary person. In this way, some strange expressions will inevitably appear.

"Two seniors...do you have to dress up like this?"

Su Wu was silent for a long time, but whenever he subconsciously glanced at the rearview mirror and saw Tao Zu's hair, which was so colorful that it caused physical discomfort, he was tortured. After enduring it, he could only suppress his temper and said: "The attire of people today is far less... exaggerated than the two of you...

If others see you like this, I'm afraid they will think that you may have experienced some stimulation..."

 “What do you care about what others do?

 I just feel good about myself! Tao Zu smiled disdainfully and did not care about the opinions of outsiders at all. "I only have five years to live. I have to experience everything and live a good life."

With my hair like this... Although I look a little disgusted myself, the guy next to you obviously can't stand my look like this - hahahaha, if it disgusts him, I will be happy! "

—The main reason why he dressed up like this was to compete with Hong Renkun.

Hong Renkun originally heard Su Wu say that people outside would regard them as lunatics if they dressed up so strangely, and he was still a little worried inside. He had experienced what it felt like to be treated as an 'abnormal person' before, and he didn't want to This was the second time he had such an experience, but when he saw Tao Zu being so confident and arrogant, his anxiety immediately disappeared.

Especially after hearing what Tao Zu said later, Hong Renkun sneered: "Haha!

Now let’s see who can disgust who! "

"You are really unworthy of being the incarnation of my Grand Master of Wu Kaishan in Maoshan. You dress and behave in such an immoral way, and you have also switched to a foreign sect. Bah bah bah! How could I create such an incarnation like you!" Tao Zu was furious when he heard this, his hair covered with flowers. His hair was trembling endlessly. He saw Hong Renkun wearing a pair of shorts in the rearview mirror, "scratching his head and posing" in a coquettish manner, which made him feel even more uncomfortable!

Hong Renkun showed no sign of weakness: "We are mutually exclusive. The upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked. What's more, although I have surrendered to the foreign sect, I am still in the Cao camp and my heart is in the Han Dynasty. My ultimate goal is also It’s just called Ye Shi Chongdao—although I’m not the founder, I’m still infinitely better than you!

 You say I dress immorally?

 Why don’t you look at yourself and that hairy head of yours—

　　vomit—”

 “What?!

 I have a hairy head? !

 Am I not doing the right thing? !

 You **** incarnation! I'll strangle you to death! "Tao Zu suddenly stood up, and his muscular arms reached towards Hong Renkun who was sitting in the front seat. Hong Renkun was not to be outdone - he stretched out his right hand, directly pulled up the braid on the top of his head, and pulled his head away from his neck. He came down, avoided Tao Zu's pinching hands, and moved his left hand towards Tao Zu's chest -

Su Wu sat in the driver's seat expressionlessly. He had a splitting headache when he saw the two of them fighting in the car, with the roof of the car flying off!

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 The sound of even breathing sounded in the ears of the three of them.

Hong Renkun and Tao Zu froze when they heard the sound of breathing.

 They quickly separated and sat back down.

Tao Zu also reached up and stretched out his palm from the car - the entire roof had long since disappeared.

“It feels a lot cooler now...” Tao Zu said with an embarrassed smile.

Su Wu sat in the driver's seat and said with a dull face: "Brother Hong, put on your pants and change into your mink clothes!

Grandmaster, take off the wig on your head!

 Let me count three!

one! "

As soon as the word ‘一’ fell, the strange attire on the two men disappeared.

Hong Renkun threw the mink clothes out of the car and changed into a red vest and beach shorts. Tao Zu simply took off the colorful wigs on his head. Their image finally became pleasing to the eye.

Su Wu let out a breath, her headache slightly relieved.

But he was still depressed in his heart. He stared at the two embarrassed faces with cold eyes, and suddenly sneered: "I don't care what you two did, I have to feel comfortable first!"

Tao Zu's face suddenly froze when he heard Su Wu translate his words into Chinese again.

Hong Renkun whispered angrily: "I told you earlier not to give him the Breath of the Underworld, but now you can let others control it?"

"If you don't give it to him, you won't be able to use it. Isn't it much better now than before? You idiot!"

 “Looking for trouble again, right? Old man!”

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Su Wu was running the 'breath of darkness', and deep and colorful ravines appeared in this eclipsed world. Hong Renkun and Tao Zu finally became quiet, and a green mist emerged from beside Su Wu.

The Black Nuo Master, who had not been seen for a long time, appeared in this tattered car.

The car slowly exited this mottled world, returned to reality, and stopped beside a narrow path.

The winding path passes through a forest with sparse branches and leaves. In front of it is a large number of residential buildings spread out at the foot of the hill. There are also no lights on in this residential area, and there is not even a single living person.

But this area of ​​residential areas was once the site of the "Conspiracy Bureau".

Most of the people in the Secret Bureau were taken into the Long River of Tribulation Shadows by Su Wu here, and then passed through the Long River of Tribulation Shadows and fell into a deep sleep in ghost dreams.

Su Wu got out of the nearly scrapped car, followed by Hei Nuo, Hong Renkun and Tao Zu.

Hei Nuo carefully avoided Hong Renkun and Tao Zu, and bowed to Su Wu: "Master."

"Now that I have returned to reality, the 'Intestines of the Three Purities', together with the catastrophes caused by the mysterious eyes, the strange things, and the cross calamity, have all been suppressed." Su Wu looked at Hei Nuo with a smile on his face, "I plan to Bring out the old friends who were once placed in the ghost dream and let them return to reality. I need you to explain this to Lord Tianzhu and ask him to free them."

Hei Nuo looked at Su Wu with a look of admiration on his face.

He bowed deeply and said to Su Wu: "I will send a message to Master Tianzhu - should we release everyone together, or..."

“The members of the Bureau of Intelligence who are all based in reality are released.

 Ajie, Danjia, Zhuoma Zunsheng, Jiang Yingying... these people who are not based in reality will be released later. "Su Wu didn't hesitate and made arrangements on the spot.

 His personal power has far exceeded the current situation.

If the current Conspiracy Bureau cooperates with him, he may be killed in the next disaster at any time.

Even those disasters that are not difficult for him to survive now are an unstoppable catastrophe for the Conspiracy Bureau. They can no longer cooperate with Su Wu even half a minute.

 That is why Su Wu was prepared to isolate himself from them in action.

 They stayed behind, cooperated with the national platform, and blocked some sneaky little ones. Su Wu himself will be the front line to deal with all tragic disasters.

"Yes." Lord Hei Nuo nodded. He hesitated for a moment, and then said to Su Wu, "Placing those people here? They returned to reality, as if they were separated from a dream, and they woke up instantly. The previous events were not understood at all.

Without understanding the situation, they might lose their bearings and think that this is still a land shrouded in mystery, causing some minor troubles. Someone needs to explain the situation to them. "

Su Wu nodded, some things must be settled clearly.

He just doesn’t want these people to get involved in his actions anymore and cause unnecessary casualties. It’s not that he wants to avoid anything, he wants to make a clean break with them.

"Please Master Tianzhu release them, and I will tell them the truth," Su Wu said.

"Okay." Hei Nuo agreed and disappeared into the mist.

　　　Not too long.

A figure cautiously walked out of the green mist. He looked at the deep and lonely forest, and then at the houses under the hills. He seemed to finally understand where he was, and his nerves suddenly tensed. He tensed up: "Why, why did I fall asleep now?!"

This member of the Bureau of Intelligence raised his head and looked at the sky.

Seeing that the sky was especially dark at this time, and there was no crimson light falling from the sky, his eyes showed a deep sense of joy. Then, when he turned around and was about to leave, he saw the figure standing upright in the darkness. Yingba's figure: "Su Bureau!"

 “Su Bureau!”

 “Great, Bureau Su!

 What should we do now? ! "

“Why are we here, Bureau Su, do you know what is going on?”

One after another figures walked out of the green mist. They gathered together, either frowning in thought, thinking about things that had not been done for a long time, or looking tense, still immersed in the terrifying situation that had happened before. When most people saw Su Wu's figure, they all raised their voices and asked Su Wu.