My Weird Life

Guangxin City, which was once located on the west side of Longhu Mountain, has not seen any big changes due to the disappearance of Longhu Mountain - those changes are completely carried out without people knowing, and people in the city have not been affected. Any disturbance.

 In the city, the lights are on.

 At the intersection in the downtown area, a barbecue stall was set up.

The dim yellow light reflected the swirling light dust everywhere, as well as the fat smoke billowing upwards from the barbecue grill.

At a table not far away, Tao Zu, Hong Renkun, and Miss Xiaohe were sitting at the table. The table was already littered with cups and plates. Most of the barbecue and food had been destroyed. Only the iron plate in front of Miss Xiaohe still had a handful. The greased meat skewers were untouched by her.

Tao Zu and Hong Renkun did not feel satisfied after having a feast.

The two of them saw Xiaohe, who had been chatting and laughing with them and tasting various delicacies before, suddenly became depressed. They gave each other a look. Tao Zu tentatively stretched his hand to the iron plate and looked at him at the same time. Xiaohe said with concern in his eyes: "Xiaohe, why don't you eat?

 But these newly grilled meat skewers are not to your liking? I'll try it for you..."

As he spoke, he naturally picked up a meat skewer, put all the meat on it into his mouth, chewed it, and the aroma of fat exploded in his mouth - Tao Zu beamed for a moment, and followed Picked up another meat skewer.

Hong Renkun next to him saw this, smacked his lips, and picked up a handful of skewers from the dinner plate in front of Xiaohe: "How about salty? I'll try it too..."

Seeing the two of them fighting for each other and having a hard time eating, Miss Xiaohe sighed. She looked at the two of them, curled her lips and said: "The two seniors have reached this level, how can they be obsessed with food and drink?" What about desire?

 At the moment, I am just looking for the river to have fun...

 But I can’t be happy now…”

 She looked around.

The neighborhood is lively at the moment. Old ladies and grandfathers gather in the square not far away, moving their bodies to the rhythmic music;

Young people hang out in small groups, wandering around the food stalls.

Melodious music came from the speakers in front of the clothing store not far away.

At the current barbecue stall, people were laughing and noisy loudly. The noise and laughter made the words of Xiaohe girl become less real: "It's so good... I don't know if I will have a chance to see it again in the future." This world…”

Tao Zu and Hong Renkun, who were sitting at the same table with her, obviously heard her words clearly.

Tao Zu looked at Miss Xiaohe suspiciously, calculated quickly with his fingers, and said: "You still have a long life. From now on, every day when you open and close your eyes, you will be in the present world. How can you not have a chance? What happened? , made you suddenly become so sentimental?"

  “It’s okay to be sentimental.

She is sentimental and has no time to care about us. It is a good thing for us..." Hong Renkun grabbed the meat skewers and ate happily. When he heard Tao Zu's words, he naturally answered the words, half of the words , when he saw Tao Zu staring at him, he curled his lips and finally said no more.

“I am just another person who sneaked into the human world to get some air while the original owner of this body was sleeping.

Now that the original owner is finally waking up, I will probably have to go back to the original place. "Xiaohe girl said softly.

Hong Renkun frowned when he heard her words, put down the meat skewers, wiped the grease from his mouth, and said: "What about the original owner and the new owner? You are clearly the owner of this body, and you have never left. Why do you need to 're' again?" return'?"

“Maybe it’s because of one **** and two souls.

 The same true nature nourishes two people with different personalities. "Tao Zu suddenly spoke at this moment, seeing through Miss Xiaohe's clues, he waved his hand, "This is also a matter that is not easy to judge. You are the master of this body, and the one we have never seen is also the master of this body.

 Wouldn’t it be nice if you two took turns coming back?

 Everything can be discussed and it’s not a big deal. "

Hearing Tao Zu's words, Miss Xiaohe lowered her eyes, with some tears on her eyelashes: "In the past world, I had a place to come from, but in this world, I have no place to come from.

 If she is unwilling to go back at that time, there are many people who are willing to help her and prevent her from going back.

 But if I want to return to reality, no one will give me help so that I can come back to reality and look around..."

Tao Zu heard the real loneliness and helplessness in the girl from Xiaohe. He looked at the woman with teardrops on her eyelashes and knew what she was afraid of.

He grinned and slapped his thigh: "Then why don't you become a disciple now?

You worship me as your master and call him ‘Uncle Master’.

 Master and uncle will naturally support you, but I will let you and her come back in turns, and no one can take up anyone else's time! "

Hong Renkun put down the chicken wings in his hand and frowned at Tao Zu: "Why should I be a master uncle? If I become a master uncle, wouldn't I become your junior brother? No, I must be a master uncle -"

"It shows that you can do it!" Tao Zu glared at Hong Renkun, "She recognizes you as her uncle, and won't she defend you everywhere and speak for you in the future?

 It’s just a title, why bother with so many things? ! "

Hong Renkun was moved by Tao Zu's few words and nodded: "Then let's just be my uncle!"

"good!"

Tao Zu nodded and looked at the girl Xiaohe with earnest eyes: "Xiaohe, are you willing to worship under my Maoshan Wumen and enter my gate?"

　　Earlier when Tao Zu said he wanted to teach the Dharma to Xiaohe, Xiaohe already had the answer in his mind.

 She did not hesitate immediately and nodded to Tao Zu: "Yes!"

"Then I will accept you as my disciple on behalf of my disciple 'Tao', and you can call me your master from now on." Tao Zu stroked his beard and pointed to Hong Renkun next to him, "Hong Renkun is Tao's junior brother. From now on, you can Just call him Uncle Master."

 “Master!”

Xiaohe bowed to Tao Zu and called out loudly.

 She turned to look at Hong Renkun, smiled sweetly and called: "Uncle Master!"

　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 bang!

Half of the chicken wings in Hong Renkun's mouth fell into the dinner plate. He looked at Tao Zu in shock and then at Xiaohe. After a long time, he uttered a curse word at Tao Zu: "I'm a fool." !”    …

By the time Su Wu arrived at the barbecue stall, the fight between Hong Renkun and Tao Zu had ended.

Tao Zu’s bun was torn off and one of his eye circles was black and blue. Hong Renkun’s head was shaved directly, and both of his eye circles were black and blue.

Tao Zu pushed his messy hair back, not caring about his own image, looking free and uninhibited. He pointed to the quiet Xiaohe girl next to him, and said to Su Wu: "Su Wu, after Xiaohe He is my disciple.

I have accepted her as my disciple on behalf of my disciple ‘Tao’.

According to the seniority of the Maoshan witch, you should call her the ancestor - is the leader of the Maoshan witch, the Great Seal, also with you? Also give it to her, and she will revitalize the Shangqing Dharma lineage and rebuild the Sanmaoshan Gate! "

Su Wu looked at Miss Xiaohe, and when she looked towards him and the two girls behind him, he nodded to her, then frowned and said to Tao Zu: "The inheritance of the Shangqing Dharma lineage is in order, but the founder wants to accept disciples , it’s really not a big deal. I can also return the Golden Seal to Miss Xiaohe.

 It’s just that I need to know who this ‘Tao’ is?

 Only in this way can we light golden lamps and offer incense to him in the Grandmaster's Hall. "

“He is just a little-known disciple, so there is no need to enshrine the golden lamp.” Tao Zu said.

“What the **** is Tao? It’s Tao Tiaoyuan himself!” Hong Renkun angrily exposed Tao Zu’s thoughts, “Just to be a generation ahead of me, you do all these tricks!

Dry!

Isn’t your Shangqing Dharma lineage passed down in an orderly manner? Haha—from now on, the inheritance is in chaos! Tao Zu gave birth to himself, and he became both his son and his father..."

　　　…”

Hong Renkun’s words were too vulgar, which suddenly attracted the attention of many people around him.

They were already attracted by the way three generations of old, middle-aged and young people were sitting around a table eating barbecue and fighting. When they heard the words "Being a son and being a father at the same time", everyone looked towards Su Wu. The gazes at the dinner table suddenly became complicated.

Su Wu took a deep breath.

 The sound of long breathing sounded in the ears of Tao Zu and Hong Renkun at the same time.

The two figures who were wrestling together disappeared at the same time. There was a burst of exclamation from the crowd of onlookers. Before they could figure out what was going on, Su Wu had already led Xiaohe, Danjia, and Zhuoma Zunsheng quickly. Get out of here.

Dolma Zunsheng, who was wearing a black dress, walked at the back.

  She turned her head and scanned the people at the barbecue stall.

Everyone who watched Tao Zu and Hong Renkun disappear lost all thoughts about the scene just now. Their thoughts turned into black sheep, squirming out from under their feet and gathering around Zhuoma Zunsheng. He disappeared here with Zhuolma Zunsheng.

Su Wu led the three of them to a quiet and uninhabited place.

 He did not release Tao Zu and Hong Renkun from the ravine, but turned to look at the quiet Xiaohe girl behind him.

 This woman is another consciousness that grew out of Jiang Yingying’s spirit.

She was born with a bright mind and was able to be favored by Tao Zu and accepted as his direct disciple.

 Compared to the simple-minded Jiang Yingying, Miss Xiaohe is quite wise and foolish. Now she should have sensed Jiang Yingying's awakening and made some preparations for herself.

“Girl Xiaohe, Yingying is the master of this body, and you are also the master of this body.

There is no difference in your respective status, but there is a difference in the strength of your consciousness. You should have felt it. Yingying's consciousness is much stronger than yours now. "Su Wu considered his words and said to Miss Xiaohe that Jiang Yingying has become a 'Bacchus Goddess'. This shows how strong her mind is now, "But Yingying is not an unreasonable, mean and indifferent person.

 She will not take away the position you should occupy in this body..."

"Brother Dao, do you think that I am that mean and ruthless person who will take away the position that Miss Yingying occupies in this body?" Xiaohe suddenly asked Su Wu softly.

Su Wu was speechless for a moment, and then shook his head and said, "I didn't mean that."

Danga, who was wearing a red dress, was observing the broad leaves of the plane tree above her head stretching out from the courtyard wall. When she heard the conversation between Su Wu and the girl Xiaohe, she turned her head.

 The street lights cast a dim light on the ground.

That dim yellow light reflected her like the peaceful and beautiful image of Tara in a Buddhist niche.

She pursed her lips and smiled, her eyes sparkling.

Danga said nothing, but Xiaohe clearly felt some kind of breathtaking breath bursting out from her body, making her a little breathless.

"...I know what brother is thinking. He wants to comfort me and reassure me that I will not disappear from the world and never have a chance to show my face again." Xiaohe lowered his voice a little and said to Su Wu.

Su Wu glanced at Danjia.

The smile on Danjia's beautiful face became gentler and sweeter. She turned back, holding Zhuoma Zunsheng's hand, and boredly observed the street lamp. Under her beautiful eyes, the street lamp began to flicker. stand up.

"You can negotiate with Miss Yingying in your ghost dream first." Su Wu said to Miss Xiaohe, "She is not a scourge, so don't worry too much.

 You two should be able to negotiate a satisfactory result. "

Hearing Su Wu’s sincere suggestion, Xiaohe hesitated but nodded.

At this time, Su Wu also released Tao Zu from the Mingming ravine. He brought Xiaohe to Tao Zu and said: "If you are worried, let the ancestor go with you.

 He is your...master, and you trust him. With him by your side, you should be less afraid. "

Seeing that Su Wu was so well prepared, Xiaohe's last doubts disappeared. She bowed deeply to Su Wu and saluted: "Thank you, Brother Dao."

 “Why are you so polite?

 I was the one who brought you to reality. You have no support here, so I should have thought carefully about it for you. "Su Wu said with a smile.