My Weird Life

  Chapter 151 Picking the Stupid (22)

   "The Strange Mother is here."

   Su Wu said these words,

   The expressions of the people gathered around him stiffened.

   Guangming and Guangtong, who were still on guard against Guangquan and Guanghai, could not take care of the two monks anymore, and their eyes showed horror.

   "Don't look back!" Guangming issued a reminder.

   "Sure enough, there was a chilly aura behind him. I had been nervous before, I didn't notice it, but I felt it now!" Guangtong said in a low voice.

   The two monks Guanghai and Guangquan looked confused,

   They originally saw that Su Wu had subdued Guangming and Guangtong with a snap of his fingers, and they were still in a surprise, but they did not expect that the situation would suddenly turn down.

   I actually encountered a strange mother!

   "But don't worry, Buddha.

  I carry the sham lotus offering with me. With a smile on Guangming's face, he glanced at the two monks Guanghai and Guangquan in a dignified manner, and immediately offered Su Wu the lotus flesh he carried with him.

  Su Wu has completely grasped these monks and controlled them with secret spells,

   Once they had a rebellious heart towards Su Wu,

   Don't kill them with the trick mother,

The    secret spell will directly claim their lives.

   Therefore, even if Guangming had a lotus meat offering on his body, he would not dare to use it to threaten Su Wu, and immediately offered this 'life-saving offering' to Su Wu.

  Qi also felt that his move could earn a lot of points from Su Wu,

   In the future, the faction of self will definitely have a more future than the faction of Guanghai and Guangquan.

"no need.

   I also carry this offering. "

   However, facing Guangming's earnest gaze, Su Wu shook his head. He took out a fleshy lotus-like thing from his leather pocket.

  A discerning person can tell at a glance—this is a better quality lotus meat offering.

   Guangming was a little stunned for a while,

  I was hunted down by a strange mother once, but fortunately, the monks who accompanied him brought a lotus offering, so he escaped the catastrophe.

   Always keep this thing on your body from now on.

  Why did the Buddha remember to bring this thing?

   Did the Buddha anticipate such a situation and prepared in advance?

   "Keep yours for now,

   may be used later. "Su Wu nodded to Guangming, although he didn't need anything from the other party, he still praised Guangming's behavior.

   "Yes." Guangming responded respectfully, his expression vaguely excited.

   Then,

  Su Wu wiped the 'inspiration ointment' on his double eyelids,

   He handed the rest of the plaster to the others,

  The monks and two boys wiped the plaster on the eyelids in turn.

  There is no communication between people,

   In such silence,

   The increasingly deep chill attached to everyone's back, as if condensed into an ice cone, piercing their backs constantly.

  Tanga and Peiwang frowned and their faces turned pale.

  If there is no 'Lotus Flesh Offering', even if everyone knows that they are possessed by the tricky son of the tricky mother, and they have not looked back once, they will still be gradually eroded by the tricky rhythm attached to the back of the texture and bone marrow, and eventually die!

  'Don't look back' can make everyone die more slowly,

   does not mean that they can escape the disaster.

  Su Wu looked up at the sky,

   Like a sunflower-like deceitful mother covering the sky, on the 'sunflower' flower plate, in the dense holes, one by one transparent human figures wriggled,

   is like a white bee pupae in the holes of a beehive.

   This is not the first time Su Wu has seen the true form of the Wei mother,

   But when he saw this strange true form again, he still had an inexplicable trembling from the bottom of his heart!

   He put the 'improved version of the lotus meat offering' on the ground,

   said to the crowd: "Kow thirteen heads to the offering of the flesh of the lotus, and the aura of the offering will be emitted, and the mother will be attracted.

   creates an opportunity for us to escape. "

"Yes."

   Four monks and two boys bowed their heads in response.

  The monks looked at the two boys,

  Tanga in the second boy turned to look at Peiwang.

  This noble son from Changyunzong's main family blushed when everyone's eyes gathered, but he had to kneel on the ground and kowtowed thirteen heads in a row towards the Shanlian meat offering.

   bang bang bang bang…

After    thirteen headshots, he stood up and patted the dirt on his knees.

   A smell that makes people want to smell vomited out in an instant,

  The crowd didn’t have time to vomit—

  The mysterious mother in the sky is spinning a huge flower plate, and the pale arms that make up the 'petals' all around are suddenly pressed down,

   The distance between it and everyone is less than five feet in an instant.

   Everyone looked horrified,

   scattered,

  Away from being attracted by the smell of the offerings, swinging her arms like water plants, enjoying the 'Lotus Meat Offering' to the stupefying mother!

   "Go and go!"

  Su Wu drank in a low voice,

   Gathered the crowd around him, quickly traversed the deep weeds, and fled into the distance.

  He let out a sigh of relief,

   In the previous two simulations, as long as the monks who participated in the competition for the son of the Buddha, and the two sons of the Buddha were killed by the strange mother,

   Only Su Wu escaped by mistake during the first simulation.

   This made him feel that the matter of 'competing for the Buddha's son' may affect some of the mysteries of the Secret Treasure Domain itself, but it is a history that cannot be changed at all.

   Even in the simulation, there is no possibility that everyone can successfully escape from the "fight for the Buddha's son".

   Therefore, Su Wu participated in this matter this time,

   In fact, he made a bad plan, that is, 'When necessary, he will leave the two little nobles behind, in order to allow himself to take the two sects of monks and successfully escape from this matter. ’

   But as far as the results are concerned,

   They have successfully escaped the level of 'being chased by a strange mother',

  Cross this level,

The possibility of    being completely wiped out is very low.

   The lives of the two Buddhist sons have also been saved!

  Su Wu walked through the grass and could already see two horses **** under a dead tree in front of him.

  The cold wind made the grass bend,

   There are messy shadows all around,

  The two horses paced under the dead tree, occasionally shaking their heads and snorting.

   "Yuwu!"

  Guangtong put his fingers close to his mouth and whistled.

  Just now, the two monks fled in a hurry, and the two horses that were brought back in the future also passed through the dense grass and ran towards their masters, Guangtong and Guangming.

   "Guangquan, you and Guanghai ride the same horse.

  Guangming and Guangtong, each of you will bring one of my servants. "The four horses gathered under the low slope, and Su Wu made arrangements for how everyone would ride the horses.

   None of the monks objected.

   Peiwang also nodded.

   Only Danga looked at Su Wu timidly, raised his hand and said, "Buddha, can I ride a horse with you?"

   "Don't make trouble with the Buddha!

   Just ride a horse with me. Before Su Wu could respond, Guangtong said with a cold face and a deep voice.

   They all respect Su Wu now,

   Consciously Su Wu should enjoy the right to ride a horse alone.

   On the contrary, it was this ugly boy who dared to make such a request to the Buddha, which was indeed violating the rules.

   Ugly little boy 'Danga' with tears in his eyes,

   I was about to cry.

  Su Wu glanced at her,

   It is understood that this daughter of the Pazzola family is somewhat resistant to contact with the unfamiliar Guangtong, Guangming and others.

   She now has a psychological dependence on Su Wu.

   Now,

   The only person who knew that Su Wu Zhenshen was not a boy, was 'Danga', so she also had a sense of superiority that she shared the same secret with Su Wu.

   After all, it is childlike.

  Su Wu felt pity for this little girl.

   The reason why she was able to be so precocious was that in the first simulation before, when the strange rhyme invaded and the consciousness was cloudy, she helped Su Wu to make a correct response when facing the strange mother.

   When speaking the truth, it is straight-forward,

  There are many reasons why she was born in a noble family and received a good education since childhood.

   I'm afraid there are also people who have been unpopular because of being a woman since childhood,

   So you have to be self-reliant and make yourself stand out.

"it is good.

  You come and ride a horse with me. "

   Finally, Su Wu nodded.

   He climbed on the back of the white horse, then reached out to ‘Danga’ and pulled her onto the horse.

  The monks saw that the Buddha treated this ugly boy so kindly,

   Immediately looked at Danga with admiration.

   even reminded himself secretly in his heart,

   Try not to be evil with this little servant of the Buddha in the future.

   After Su Wu, several monks got on their horses one after another,

  Two mastiffs surrounded the four horses, constantly patrolling.

   "Awang, you lead the way."

  Guangquan ordered the snow mastiff,

   The snow mastiff, whose hair was almost mopping the floor, barked back and walked ahead with its tail wagging.

   However, the ugly ghost mastiff screamed at this moment.

   "Wow, woof, woof!"

   It screamed and ran around the white horse that Su Wu was riding, and kept spinning around the white horse, as if to stop Su Wu from moving forward!

   "This waste dog,

   is screaming again!

  Buddha, don't worry about it, it has never been very helpful... just follow the snow mastiff! "Guangquan was a little embarrassed when he saw this scene, and quickly explained to Su Wu.

  Please just follow the snow mastiff forward.

  The human heart is biased,

   Even if Guangquan saw that Su Wu had driven the ghost mastiff, he seemed to trust the ghost mastiff more,

   But because he raised the snow mastiff for a longer time,

   also prefer this handsome mastiff,

  So when encountering things, he still subconsciously leans towards the snow mastiff, and when he hears the ghost mastiff barking loudly, he is immediately a little annoyed.

  Su Wu ignored Guangquan's words,

   He leaned over to look at the ghost mastiff: "Do you think something is wrong?"

   "Wow!" The ghost mastiff barked more violently.

  Su Wu frowned.

   He straightened up on his horse and looked around.

  The sly mother has been left far behind by them,

   No abnormality was noticed around.

  The cold wind blows slowly,

  The horse shook its head and snorted from time to time,

   Everyone looked at Su Wu in confusion.

   He was confused.

   Looking at the ghost mastiff who is still barking on the ground - this mastiff's bloodline is not excellent after all,

  Is it possible that it really misidentified this time?

   Actually now—

  woo!

   A gust of wind blew through, interrupting the thoughts that were spinning in Su Wu's mind.

   He from the passing wind,

   I sensed a faint rhyme that was thinner than the strands of hair.

   Su Wu's pupils shrank,

   suddenly took out the stooge stick in his leather pocket,

   Violently whipped up the void with nothing left—

  Om! hum! hum!

  The golden rod of torture was hit in the air, but it kept shaking the air. In the calm and normal environment in the eyes of everyone,

  'Space' suddenly split apart!

   Just like the current environment is like a Rubik’s cube that was twisted at will, disrupting the original uniform color,

   is like a puzzle piece that has been dismantled,

   Or there are mirrors floating in all directions!

   The space where the thinking of these people is difficult to manifest directly appeared in Su Wu's field of vision.

   appeared in everyone's field of vision!

   From the chaotic space splicing and interlaced cracks, scarlet cords stretched out, winding towards everyone!

   "Chou, the cunning mother is coming to nurture cunning children..."

   "Everyone hurry up!

   Quickly facing each other,

   can avoid being selected by the 'umbilical cord' and become a trickster! "Guang Ming saw this scene, shivered and got off his horse, and shouted loudly to remind everyone!

   (end of this chapter)