My Weird Life

   Chapter 19 The Art of Talking

  Su Wu noticed that the official name of the simulator for the lantern monster is "eye monster".

The title    is not appropriate at first glance.

  Why does the simulator call the red lanterns all over the sky "eyes"?

   Those red lanterns, are they weird eyes?

   The sky-filled red lanterns that cover most of Mingzhou City and even the entire city of Mingzhou. If they are all a strange eye, how big should their body be?

   Or, is this weirdness itself composed of countless lanterns?

   An indescribable shadow lingered in Su Wu's heart, and he shuddered, throwing all kinds of guesses out of his mind and stopping his wild thoughts.

   He looked at the dial again.

   This time, in the item options that can be brought out in the simulated future, there is no big rooster that has been caught by Su Wu.

   I don’t know if it’s because the big **** is a living creature, or because even though he caught the big cock, the simulator still doesn’t judge the chicken as his property.

   The items that can be taken out this time are all things that Su Wu carried with him before.

  Wallets, mobile phones, gold, etc.

  The simulator gives extremely strict exchange ratios for gold, silver, currency, etc. that can be circulated.

   For example, to bring out one gram of gold, three hundred simulated coins are needed.

   Bring out three hundred dollar bills, and also need three hundred simulated coins.

   At this stage, the value of 300 simulated coins is far more than 300 yuan, and it is impossible to exchange even 30,000 yuan for Su Wu.

  In addition to these currencies that can be circulated, the exchange rate of the simulator for other items is relatively loose.

   But those things Su Wu can't use now, so he skipped this option.

   The batch of candles that Su Wu bought outside had run out. The last time he rushed to the girl and snatched her pet.

   Next time I can't be so reckless, at least I have to save that girl.

   - If she dies, the big **** will most likely die soon too.

   Therefore, Su Wu decided to take a break tonight, and then start the simulation after buying candles tomorrow.

   After doing so many simulations in a row, his mental pressure is also extremely high, and he needs to rest to relieve himself.

  …

  14th, the weather is fine.

  The yellow water stains on the walls continued to deepen, and the mildew spots continued to thicken and began to spread throughout the room.

  Su Wu's room was filled with boxes of candles.

  Each box of candles is forty centimeters long, almost as thick as a glass of water.

   Sitting in front of the already messy desk, he carefully observed the map of Mingzhou City, and from time to time he picked up a pen to draw paths on the map.

   After a long time, Su Wu put the map in his backpack and thought: "Start the simulation!"

   "Welcome to Perfect Life Simulator!"

   "Your wallet balance is 816 yuan jade, and your personal life simulation consumes 1 yuan jade."

   "Whether to consume Yuanyu and bring real items to the simulation game."

   "Yes." Su Wu chose to bring the imperial bell and a box of candles into the simulation.

   One candle needs one Yuanyu to bring into the simulation.

   And to bring a box of candles into it, you need five Yuanyu—a box of twenty candles.

   Ready to stop.

  Darkness pours over in an instant.

   When Su Wu came back to his senses, he was already in the small temple.

   The flame on the lampstand burns silently, it seems to need no fuel to keep it bright.

   Or maybe fuel is something that Su Wu can't see.

   Being in the temple, a sense of security arose in Su Wu's heart, but he had no time to enjoy the peace. First, he pulled out the candles that were specially tied with tape in the box, picked up the mobile phone on the ground and checked the time.

   It is now ten forty-three in the evening.

   There are still twelve minutes before the crucial moment of ten fifty-five.

Below the time displayed on the    screen, there are continuous pop-up messages of invitations to join the work group.

  Su Wu ignored the weird invitation messages and put the phone in his pocket.

   Then he lit a candle and held it in his hand, with the bundle of nineteen spare candles on his back, the imperial bell hung around his neck, and ran out of the small temple when the neon was shining.

  The imperial bell has no effect on the 'eye trick'.

  Although he started the simulation from the archived small temple, the shadow monster was isolated from the influence of the eye monster, and it was impossible to appear here.

   But Su Wu insisted on spending one Yuanyu to bring the emperor bell into the game. What he wanted to guard against was not only shadows, but also other strangenesses that might be wandering in Mingzhou.

  For example, the work group that will appear at some point is weird.

  On the premise that the candle would not be blown out, Su Wu rushed to the car as quickly as possible, opened the door, pulled out the headless body, squatted down on the candle, turned the car key, and started the car in one go.

   The car starts smoothly and accelerates gradually.

The    engine roared, and the scene on both sides of the vehicle turned into colorful strips of light.

  Old Driver (Green): You are proficient in all kinds of ground vehicles with steering functions, able to pass through various dangerous road conditions, and fully utilize the performance of the vehicle.

  Su Wu used the last green talent upgrade spell to give the old driver this talent.

   I have to say that the gap between white talent and green talent is visible to the naked eye.

   On the ground, whether it is cars, armored vehicles, bicycles, electric vehicles, or livestock such as cattle and horses, as long as they have the ability to turn and are ground vehicles, Su Wu can control them perfectly!

  The car is racing on the road.

   At 10:40, Su Wu had already driven around the intersection where RT-Mart was.

   At this time, the neon is still shining, and the premonition of the eye-catching world has not yet appeared.

  Su Wu saw the figure walking down the street holding the big rooster, turned the steering wheel slightly, and parked the car directly in front of the girl.

   He pushed open the car door, held the flickering red candle, and shouted to the girl, "It's very dangerous here, why are you running around in the street all by yourself?

   Aren't you afraid of being decapitated by the lantern in the sky? ! "

   As Su Wu spoke, the neon lights and lights around the street suddenly dimmed. In the darkness, only the lamppost straight out of the car and the candle in his hand could give people a sense of security.

  The girl was startled by the car that suddenly jumped out in front of her.

   Under the light, she couldn't see Su Wu sitting in the car, but she could hear the concern in the other person's words, her eyes were red, and she was about to speak.

  Su Wu said again: "Get to the car soon, it will be too late when the lanterns go up!"

   His words contained important information, which brought strong hints to the girl.

  Let the girl believe that it is a terrible thing to raise red lanterns in the sky. The reason why Mingzhou City has become like this is precisely because of those red lanterns that have risen!

   This is also true.

   But when Su Wu didn't have time to explain to the girl, his words were completely in a strong imperative tone, which would make people who are currently out of control subconsciously choose to attach themselves to him.

   The electronic voice sounded faintly at this time: "You have realized the temporary talent: the art of speaking (white)."

   "The Art of Speaking (white): Your words are more convincing.

  If the object of conversation is your enemy, then your words will easily make the enemy angry, and even lose their minds under the constant verbal stimulation. "

   (end of this chapter)