My Weird Life

   Chapter 241 Enters the ‘Past Life of Kitchen God Disciples’ (12)

  The coffin covered by a layer of unreal gray and white exudes a strange rhyme, resisting the invasion of the evil spirit's rhyme,

   quickly shuttled into the gap between the rhythm and the air,

   becomes a faint black and white shadow,

   Walking back and forth in the Hexiang instant noodle factory,

   Continue to negotiate.

  Fang Yuan's hearse driver was originally only able to drive a fixed means of transportation, a car.

   But after Su Wu taught him the technique of 'driving non-transportation',

   He rode the white coffin of the prison,

   is like driving a car,

   can drive it fast, like a supercar.

   It is not like Su Wu, who can only drive non-transportation vehicles out of the speed of low-end cars. Su Wulai drives this coffin, but it is not comparable to Fang Yuanlai.

  The evil **** chased after the white coffin, but could not really catch up with the coffin.

   in the coffin,

   Fang Yuan's eyes were excited,

   unconsciously exudes some rhyme.

  Wang Deyou reminded him at the right time, helping him to more subtly control the harshness that he accommodated.

   The shimmer in Su Wu's eyes turned,

  The meaning between the eyebrows connects the reality and bridges the bridge between reality and the undercurrent of consciousness.

   Inuya 'Prosperity' followed this bridge and ran into reality.

  Wangcai suddenly appeared in the coffin, which attracted everyone's attention.

   Most of these people are not seeing Wang Cai for the first time, they just looked at Wang Cai for a moment and then looked away.

   Only Fang Yuan has not met Wang Cai yet,

   saw a dog suddenly appear in the white coffin space,

   was surprised.

   How did this dog get here?

   seems to have emerged from the darkness all of a sudden?

   He was amazed,

  Su Wu patted the dog's head, looked sideways at him, and said, "Fang Yuan, you and it-Wangcai take turns driving the white coffin, and deal with the sternness in this factory.

  When you can't hold on anymore,

   Let Wang Cai drive the white coffin.

  Don't push yourself. "

   Fang Yuan opened his mouth wide when he heard the words, and said in amazement, "Really let a dog drive the coffin?

  This...can it work? "

   Yun Nishang and others also looked at Wang Cai curiously.

   These people have seen Prosperity Tracking Li Wei,

   But I don’t know, Wang Cai can actually drive the coffin through it?

"OK."

  Su Wu nodded.

   His eyes slightly closed.

   consciousness sinks into the simulation,

   A future simulation was performed on the spot.

   But after a while, Su Wu's consciousness returned, and he had already done some things in his own personal future simulation.

   "Exchange option 0 to reality."

   After issuing a command to the simulator,

   The other party responded quickly, deducting 1 Yuanyu,

   Something fell into Su Wu's palm.

   It was a thin card - a motor vehicle driver's license.

   This driver's license is not Su Wu's,

   was specially handled by Su Wu in the simulation for Wang Cai.

  The driver's license has a photo of Wang Cai on it,

   Gender, age and other information are readily available.

   Such a driver's license cannot be obtained by ordinary people at all.

   But Su Wu promoted as his official troll controller, explained the reasons, and made various guarantees and promises,

   It is not a problem to apply for such a temporary driver's license.

   "Hold it." Su Wu asked Wangcai to hold his driver's license, and soon passed on the technique of 'driving non-transportation' to Wangcai,

   It drives through the white coffin, the speed is bound to be inferior to Fang Yuan,

   But prosperous wealth also has the advantage of prosperous wealth—it can distinguish areas with weak rhyme, and choose to travel through these areas. Although the speed is slow, the evil spirit will not be able to come down with the thin and rhyme real body for a while.

   In this way, the effect achieved is better than Fang Yuan driving the white coffin with the hearse driver.

   "Fang Yuan, you and Wang Cai take turns driving the white coffin.

  Be careful not to leave the area of ​​Hexiang Instant Noodle Factory,

   In this area, try to deal with the scorpion outside as much as possible! "Su Wu's eyes were solemn, and he reminded Fang Yuan again.

   Fang Yuan saw his serious expression,

   knew he wasn't joking,

   also nodded solemnly.

  Su Wu immediately glanced at everyone, and continued: "Next, I will be away for a while, and this time will not exceed thirty minutes.

   If thirty minutes later,

   I couldn't come back,

   Wang Cai will drive a white coffin,

  Take them out of this mysterious shrouded area.

   will not let you sacrifice here in vain! "

   "The strange rhythm outside is so strong that no one can gain a foothold in the outside world without the protection of the white coffin.

  You leave the white coffin at this time—where are you going? " Yun Nishang asked directly.

   "I will pass this white coffin,

   When you go to other places, you won't meet the harsh outside. "Su Wu replied.

  The white coffin only has the ability to contain and imprison scorpions, living creatures, and swindlers.

   does not connect to other areas, and sends Su Wu away.

   However, Su Wu could not reveal the existence of the 'simulator' to them,

   Only use the white coffin as a guise.

   He knew that the white coffin did not have the ability to teleport, but his teammates didn't know, and their answers were all convinced.

"Take care of yourself!"

  The people said goodbye to him.

  Su Wu smiled.

   stepped closer to the dark area of ​​the white coffin,

   Simultaneously call the simulator: "The simulator,

   Entering the ‘Past Life of Kitchen God Disciple’ with the real body, what is the ratio of simulated time to real time? "

   Previously,

   When he checked his available past life simulations, Su Wu found that the simulator actively reminded him that the rough porcelain bowl could be simulated several times, which was something that had never happened before.

   He therefore doubted,

After the    simulator has absorbed a lot of historical information,

   And many more variations.

   There may have been an 'upgrade'.

   Now I asked the simulator, naturally I wanted to verify my guess.

   also kept the thought of 'there is no date to hit three poles'.

  The simulator was silent for a moment, and an emotionless voice sounded: "Pay a thousand yuan jade for the simulator to collect information on the spillage of the 'coarse porcelain bowl' to deduce the time ratio between the simulated world and the real world.

   Is it paid? "

   "Pay!"

"payment successful!"

   "Your wallet balance is: 11076-1000=10076 yuan jade."

   "During the game..."

   "After deduction, it can be seen that after your real body enters the simulated world, the ratio of the simulated world to the real time is: one day passes in the simulated world, and one minute passes in the real world."

   is getting better every day,

   Thirty minutes have passed in reality,

  Simulate the world for a month.

   One month should be enough...

  Su Wu settled his mind and directly issued an instruction to the simulator: "The real body enters the 'the past life of the disciple of the Kitchen God'!"

   "Start the simulation of 'The Past Life of a Disciple of Kitchen God' and deduct 100 yuan jade!"

   "The real body enters the past life of the disciple of the Kitchen God, and deducts 5,000 yuan jade!"

   "Your wallet balance is: 10076-5100=4976 yuan jade!"

   "In this simulation, you can bring the following items into the simulation..."

  Option 0: Fire-refined real gold scepter (1 yuan jade).

  Option 1: Cowhide thangka robe (1 yuan jade).

  …

   "Bring it all in!"

   "Selected!"

   "Your wallet balance is 4976-2=4974 yuan jade!"

   "Loading talent..."

   "Loading Game..."

   "The Past Life of the Kitchen God Disciple has been successfully loaded!"

   The darkness that covered everything suddenly dissipated.

  The curved crescent moon casts a cool brilliance on the doorway.

   The youthful-looking boy with patches on his clothes was curled up on a ragged mat, covered with a mattress full of holes.

   His originally knitted brows loosened,

   opened his eyes.

   eyes are cool,

   Not even the slightest bit of sleepiness.

  Su Wu came here with the help of the identity of the young man on the straw mat.

   He opened his eyes, and saw the beams of dust from time to time shaking off his head,

  The rafters, which are also bright yellow wood, are arranged alternately on the roof, and there are thatch grass sticking out of the cracks in the soil, moving lightly with the wind.

   turned slightly sideways,

  Eyes look to the other side.

  The ground is paved with blue bricks, and it still looks brand new.

   extends forward from his sight,

   There is a stone brazier just a few steps away.

   In front of the brazier is an empty altar.

   Shrine?

   Brazier?

  Su Wu got up from the ground with a bone and lifted the torn bedding on him,

   looked around carefully.

   found himself in a large temple apparently newly built,

  There are no statues of gods and no incense offerings in the temple.

   In the whole temple,

   Except for the broken quilt on the ground, everything was brand new.

   He was still observing the furnishings in the temple,

   approached the brazier to see,

   I didn't see any decorations carved inside and outside the brazier,

   is different from what he saw in Wushan Temple in reality.

   At this time,

   Suddenly there was a tingling sensation like ants crawling across the skin, coming from the legs,

   Then,

   A severe itching sensation came from his legs.

Snapped!

  Su Wu didn't even think about it, rubbed one hand on the calf where the tingling came out, and immediately opened his trouser legs to see - either because he made the shot in time, or because he was rough and fleshy now, he was not afraid of mosquito bites for a long time.

   All in all, no trace is left on the skin.

   and was touched by his palm,

   A flat black spot appeared in his sight.

  —He killed a tick at random.

   "This Kitchen God disciple's financial situation is not good,

   Personal hygiene is also very worrying. "

   Making a judgment in his heart, Su Wu could not take off his clothes to catch lice all over himself, so he went out of the temple in tattered clothes.

  There is a bamboo forest outside the temple gate.

   The moon is bright and the wind is bleak,

   Bamboo leaves shattered down, and occasionally reflected a few rays of moonlight, making them shadowy and eerie.

  The sound of ding ding bang came from outside the forest, and from time to time, a puff of smoke drifted through the bamboo forest along the wind, lingering around.

  Su Wu smelled the aroma of fat and meat from the wafting smoke.

   He paused at the temple gate,

   followed a newly repaired road in front of the temple, passed through the bamboo forest, and walked outside.

   Under the moonlight,

   The squat old man wore a leather apron, flipping the spatula around a mud-built firewood stove,

   Pieces of oily two-knife meat flew up in the big oil pan,

   A raging fire from time to time in the iron pot,

   licking those big pieces of meat,

   tainted it with an oily fragrance that made the index finger move.

  !

  The old man dropped the spatula and let the hot air in the pot continue to fly out with the fragrance wrapped in it.

   turned around to lift the lid of the cauldron on the other wood stove,

  The slightly burnt smell of rice was wrapped in steam and sprayed out of the wood pot.

   He carried the spatula and shoveled a bowl of rice aside,

   He scooped up a big bowl of rice with the crockpot and put most of the meat in the other pot on the rice,

   with a hand push,

   Pushed a good meal in a large porcelain bowl to Su Wu: "Eat it quickly,

   When you are full, you can send those bowls of rice to the next village. "

  Su Wu took the fragrant bowl of rice,

   I haven’t put down my chopsticks yet,

   Following the old man's stubby fingers like radishes, he saw three bowls of raw rice placed on the stove.

  Three bowls of raw rice,

   are served in thick porcelain bowls.

   This scene seems familiar.

   (end of this chapter)