My Weird Life

   Chapter 264 Fried Little Stupid (12)

   "You guys won't sleep tonight?"

  Li Yueshan looked at the disciples who were all standing by the stove after eating, dawdling and refusing to leave,

   stared, clutching the bent spatula and said, "You guys are not going to sleep tonight, and then go to bed tomorrow, why don't you want the old man to be alone at night?

  The stove team must be guarded by someone at any time, anywhere, day and night.

  How can the old man do it alone - the old man did not accept you as apprentices for nothing!

   That's it!

   I have seen the little girl who was fried by the old man,

  Xiuxiu, You and Zhaodi - Qingmiao will go to rest first.

   Gou left, Pearl, you two stay,

  Look at me teaching you how to fry your eldest brother.

   When it was midnight,

  Pearl, go to rest with your senior brother,

  The dog is left here,

  Wait to see if there is still a chance to fry a little worm again. "

  Master made arrangements,

   All the disciples also agreed.

   Qingmiao also wanted to stay and see how to fry Xiaoji, but she was thinner-skinned and did not dare to ask for anything.

   So he nodded slightly,

   took the dumb girl Xiuxiu to the temple to rest.

   In the blink of an eye,

  On the open space in front of the bamboo forest, there were only four people left.

   There is no moonlight in the sky,

   All around is pitch black,

   Only the fire in the temple and the fire in the eyes of the three firewood stoves burn the darkness into a light outline.

   "The leftover dog, you and Pearl will fight us,

  You are responsible for moving firewood,

  Jewel is in charge of the fire! "Li Yueshan was making arrangements, and he felt that if there were more disciples, it would be different. Even moving firewood and burning fire could be done by two people.

   He dragged out the python pocket under the table,

  The python skin pockets are mostly shriveled,

   lift the python mouth,

   Facing the thick porcelain bowl, a handful of white rice grains were spit into the thick porcelain bowl from the mouth of the snake.

   was about to fill half of the thick porcelain bowl, and the fat old man squeezed the neck of the snake and stuffed it back into the cloth pocket.

   "Put this bowl of soul harvesting rice on the stove head of the stove in the middle."

   Master ordered Su Wu like this,

   also instructed the other two disciples: "The other two-eyed stoves can't be put out, so take a look from time to time!

  It doesn’t matter if the fire is not too hot,

  The important thing is to keep the fire burning! "

   "Got it, Master!" Gou left and Li Zhu'er responded quickly.

  Su Wu brought the half bowl of soul harvesting rice to the stove,

   The fat old man did not forget to hand over two empty bowls, which were placed on both sides of the half bowl of soul-collecting rice.

He moved the clay pot with the picture of a group of people dancing around the flame to the edge of the stove, reached out to test the temperature of the firewood pot, then pulled out the stopper, and slowly poured the 'frying oil', which was as black as oil. into a hot pot.

  Wow—

  Frying oil is poured along the edge of the pot,

   provoked a sound of grease being cooked,

  A wisp of blue smoke also drifted away.

   Pour half a pot of frying oil into the firewood pot, and before the oil is hot, Li Yueshan said to Su Wu: "The three most important things for the cook are the soul-collecting rice, the frying oil, and the fire in the stove.

   has these three things,

   Then travel the world without fear.

  If you lack any of these three things, you can't go anywhere!

   The old man also told you how the soul harvesting rice and the fire in the stove came from,

   Today, I will tell you about this special fried oil! "

   "Yes." Su Wu responded calmly, listening to Master's speech meticulously.

   "The oil used for frying oil,

   In fact, it is no different from the cooking oil that ordinary people eat.

   Even lard and various animal oils can be used as the basic oil for this frying oil.

  The key is that,

  You heated up this pot of ordinary cooking oil,

   was able to find a beetle and managed to throw it in a frying pan and fry it.

   As long as the oil is deep fried,

   is all frying oil.

   Throwing the more powerful tricks into the oil to fry them, the stronger the effect of the oil, the more it can tighten the great tricks that are being held in Mili, so that they can’t escape!

   We used to have a pot of old oil in the Yin Ximai,

   has bombed no less than twenty great monsters,

   The power of that pot of frying oil is great, even if it is the scorpion summoned by the nine-eyed stove, it can be fried on the spot!

  Unfortunately, future generations are not good,

   spoiled the old oil and sold it to other kitchen kings.

   Now my frying oil is passed down from your master,

   We have also bombed two big monsters,

   One almost ran away. "

   Li Yueshan was also very embarrassed when he mentioned the past.

  Su Wu listened carefully to Master's remarks, and asked his own question at the right time: "Master, the more the stove is opened, the stronger the summoned Li Ji will be?"

"Yes Yes."

  Li Yueshan nodded, pointed to the firewood stoves on the left and right, and said, "In the Sect of the Kitchen God, those who can set up a stove team are at least three-eyed stoves.

   The fire burning in two of the stoves is the fire for protecting life,

  The stove used to heat the frying oil burns a soul fire.

   is all the fire from the first stove,

   After being ignited by various fuels, different types of fire are differentiated.

   Needless to say about the effect of burning soul fire,

   As the name suggests, the fire protection fire is used to save the lives of those of us.

   After all, sometimes the soul-burning fire will suddenly come in suddenly, summoning Li Wei that does not meet its level. These Li Wei can't see the point of soul harvesting rice on the stove, and they will turn to killing people.

   At this time, the role of the life-guarding fire can be manifested. "

"Then, will there be a time when the life-saving fire is useless and can't be prevented from being terrifying?" Gou Zuo piled up a hill of firewood around the stove, just in time to hear Master explain the difference between the three-eye stove fire , so he asked a little timidly.

   The fat old man nodded indifferently: "Of course there is.

   Working in the stove team, dealing with Li Wei all day long,

   How could you not run into a few dangerous situations? "

  Gouzu felt that there was no protection around him, as if there was a gust of overcast wind coming from all directions. He shrank his neck and couldn't help but ask again, "What should I do if the fire that protects my life can't stop?"

  Wow—

  Li Yueshan took a pot and spoon and scooped a spoonful of hot oil,

   slowly poured it into the pot,

  The black oil in the hot pan was churning, exuding a smell that was both hot and cold.

   The light in his eyes is inexplicable,

   Holding the pipe pot in his mouth, he grinned and said, "How can I see it, let's do it with it.

  We are not vegetarians,

There are also    hot oil, rice harvesting rice, and fire.

   it will kill you,

   If you don't do anything with it, do you stretch your neck and let it kill you? "

   The left dog shrank his neck and stopped talking.

   turned to look at Su Wu who was standing beside Master,

   He saw Su Wu slightly sideways,

   He glanced at the old locust tree at the road crossing in front of him.

  What's on the old locust tree?

   Gouzu followed Su Wu's gaze and turned his head to look at the old locust tree.

   Under the cover of darkness,

   On the branches and forks of the old locust tree, like chicken feet,

   A pair of three-inch golden lotus in red embroidered shoes stood up on tiptoe and stepped lightly on the treetops.

   Brilliant red, the skirt embroidered with flowers swaying in the wind,

   A pair of blue and white slender palms hang down from the cuffs,

  The neck is deeply scarred,

   The hemp rope was soaked in blood,

   so that a drop of blood slowly dripped to the ground,

   pat, pat...

   Look up again,

   Gouzu saw a purple-red-purple melon-seed face,

   On the face of the melon seeds, the eyes were bulging, and a purple tongue struggled out from the mouth, and it drooped to the tip of the chin like a dog's tongue!

   When the dog left staring at the 'that thing' on the treetops,

   The other party also tilted his head,

   The bloodshot right eyeball rolled out of its socket.

  It stretched out its hand to pick up its rolled right eye, the **** hollow eye socket was facing the leftover dog,

   The dog left, who was not even fifteen years old, was so frightened that his hair stood on end,

   The leftover dog hasn't had time to say anything yet,

  Master Li Yueshan has already spoken: "It's a hanging trickster, it should be a little trickster from Muxing,

   big apprentice,

  Come on, put on your gloves!

  The old man will teach you how to bomb! "

  Su Wu retracted his gaze, took the pair of gloves handed over by the master,

   That glove was sewn from the leather of an unknown animal,

   is covered with pale white spots.

   He put on his gloves,

   Hearing Li Yueshan shout to the stunned Gouzuo and Li Zhuer: "To set fire to fire, what are you doing there?

   dog leftovers,

   Go and burn up the fire in the left and right stoves! "

"Eh!"

"it is good!"

   Both disciples responded quickly.

  Li Zhuer buried her head and filled the current stove with firewood,

  Because of the strange rhythm running around, some dimmed flames suddenly burst into flames!

   The frying oil in the pot suddenly made a sizzling sound!

   on the treetops,

   The hanging trickster in red fell down at some point,

  It was stiff,

not moving at all,

  The rope wrapped around his neck was dragging it,

  Let it float like a piece of clothes hanging on a hanger to dry, and suddenly float to the stove where Su Wu and the others are standing,

  Li Yueshan looked at Li Wei who was close at hand,

   His face remained the same,

   He turned to look at Su Wu,

   found that Su Wu also looked calm, as if he was not frightened,

   The look of satisfaction in the eyes of the fat old man suddenly became a little stronger: "Good apprentice, we burn hot oil on the stove at night just to entice this little monster to come and fry,

   The so-called small tricks and big tricks are only relative.

   Compared to the one you encountered in Tanjiacun,

   That's a little trickster,

   But there are not necessarily other tricks smaller than it.

  —You will always have a chance to meet in the future! "

   The big tricks and small tricks in the kitchen man's mouth are not a clear classification of the horror category.

   is a kind of strong and weak difference in comparison.

  Su Wu can understand what Master said,

   nodded in response.

   This division is really rough,

   In the future, I can introduce the more subtle classification system of 'calamity, famine and disaster' terror classification system.

   "The big trick is suitable for a **** embryo,

   Xiaoji gathered the five elements to make the five internal organs of the gods.

   At this point, apprentice, you just need to remember one thing - don't let these little tricks used to be the five internal organs of the gods, the fate of the fate and the fate of the big ghost match, and the number of nine to nine is enough.

  If the weights of their fates add up, they are exactly ninety-nine,

   That said, you can't let the five internal organs of the gods be put into the **** embryo! "

  Li Yueshan reminded Su Wu in a solemn voice,

  This kind of on-the-spot teaching is often very effective.

   enables disciples to remember Master's words very reliably, and can verify them on the spot.

   When Master was speaking,

   Hanging Ji has already got into the half bowl of rice to steal the soul rice to eat,

   And as it got into that bowl of rice,

   A grain of rice keeps collapsing into the air and falls again!

   (end of this chapter)