My Weird Life

   Chapter 283: Cunning Order (5k, 11)

   Xiuxiu saw the red-faced wicked take off the mask on his face,

   became a big brother in an instant,

  's mind couldn't turn around and stayed where he was.

   By the time she reacted, Master and 'Elder Brother' had already approached him.

   "The thing covered by the black cloak is not a human being,

   How can it stand with you, Xiuxiu, but not hurt you? "Although Master is concerned about Xiuxiu's situation, it doesn't mean that he doesn't notice the strangeness.

   turned around and asked Xiuxiu.

   Xiuxiu looked at Su Wu again.

   "Your eldest brother got some adventures, don't be afraid.

   He is Senior Brother Ni,

   If it is fake, you can't go wrong. "Li Yueshan patted Xiuxiu's head and grinned, "Looking at Xiuxiu's situation, what kind of adventure is there in the strange pass?" "

   Seeing Xiuxiu appear alive in front of the thatched cottage,

   The big stone in Master's heart has fallen for the most part.

   Xiuxiu recovered from her daze,

   After hearing what Master said, she looked at Senior Brother again and nodded slightly,

   Then the hands began to gesture.

  Li Yueshan can understand Xiuxiu's sign language,

   Watching the gestures on her hand,

   The fat old man sometimes frowned slightly,

   stretches from time to time,

   In the end, he yelled: "Damn old thing! This tricky relationship is not a natural disaster, but a man-made disaster!

   For the so-called inheritance of Lao Shizi, a broken righteous village,

   to provoke a trick?

   I really don’t know how to die, I don’t know how to die!

  Fortunately, these dog things are dead!

   is also retribution!

  Bah! retribution! "

  Su Wu and Xiuxiu also spent some time together,

   can also understand some simple sign language of Xiuxiu,

   The things that the helpless dumb girl told were too complicated. He could only vaguely judge that the other party was rescued by an old man in the main room of the courtyard.

   Hearing what Master said, Su Wu looked at Master and asked, "Is this tricky pass a man-made disaster?

  What did the person who rescued Xiuxiu did that caused the strange pass? "

   He turned his head to look at the figure that stood upright on the spot, like a wooden stake,

   The opponent has no vitality at all,

   was not affected by his canopy spell,

   is because there is a corpse on the other side,

   At the same time, the figure faintly exudes a strange rhythm, and there may be a Li Wei - a corpse in it, but it is strangely contained by Li Wei. This kind of situation is rare.

   Li Wei may manipulate corpses,

   Turn the corpse into a slave,

   but rarely accommodates corpses.

   Linked to Master's previous judgment - a team of corpse hunters may have all collapsed in this tricky pass. Could it be that this zombie is the corpse driven by the corpse carpenter?

   Or some corpse hunter?

"Yes!"

  Li Yueshan noticed the eyes of the eldest apprentice,

   also turned his head to look at the zombie covered in black clothes and cursed: "It's this old bastard!

   A group of corpse carpenters, I don't know where they heard that there is a tricky pass here,

   Lucky to enter the treacherous pass,

   It can be taken out by Li Ji who is sitting in the gate, and sewn to the corpse to make a new Li Ji,

   In this way, you can avoid being attacked by the scorpion, and you don’t have to run around all day to get tired of chasing the corpse to absorb the corpse energy to appease the scorpion in your body.

   They really drove a group of zombies to this place,

   really make them **** around randomly,

   triggered the secret here!

   So he killed himself - but it also caused a complete recovery of the trap here,

  This place was originally a small village with a dozen families.

   no longer exists,

  The villagers were all killed in the revival of Li Wei! "

I can tell,

  Master was so angry that it was not the corpse carpenter who triggered the secret here.

   caused his latecomers to be trapped here,

   what he really hates,

   Because of the selfishness of these corpse carpenters, the innocent civilians in this village died tragically!

It is also true that the Kitchen King Divine Sect has opened temples everywhere and pretended to be dirty, perhaps in order to absorb a ray of fire after the opening of the temple and improve its own cultivation, but the temple that it opened always ensures the stability of the place and protects the people from severe punishment. Treacherous intrusion, cultivate your voice.

  If Master was not attracted by this idea,

   It is also impossible to become a disciple of the Kitchen King Divine Sect.

   And this group of corpse carpenters begging for their own lives, but they don't care if others are affected by it.

   The corpse carpenters are mostly naturally tolerant, unpopular, and reclusive.

   In such an environment,

   Cultivate their withdrawn temperament that they only care about their own lives and don't care about the life and death of others, but it is normal.

   This also reminded Su Wu,

  When you come into contact with those genres that deal with trickery in the future,

   It is better to have more eyes.

   Everyone is not necessarily going towards the same goal.

   "The corpse carpenters,

   In the end, only one survived, and it was this person who instructed Xiuxiu how to escape from birth? "Su Wu looked at Xiuxiu next to him,

   Xiuxiu started to be in a daze again.

   She noticed her brother's gaze,

   looked at his senior brother blankly.

  Su Wu was expressionless,

   ruffled her hair.

   Li Yueshan pretended not to see the little action of the eldest disciple, frowned at the zombie, and said, "As you guessed, although he survived, he only had one breath left.

After    instructed Xiuxiu how to escape, she died completely. "

   "Did he not ask Xiuxiu to do something for him?" Su Wu wondered.

   selfish people,

   I will plan an extra point for myself until I die,

   At times like this, even saving people has a motive.

   If this corpse driver really rescued Xiuxiu regardless of the consequences, then he would not have caused a village to die in order to sew ghost corpses in a tricky pass.

  —There are very few cases of repentance at the time of death.

"How not?

   He wanted to call us Xiuxiu and send his body to the Fire Patrol.

   Could it be that there is another magic trick in the fire patrol shop,

   Let him come back from the dead? ! "Li Yueshan sneered, holding the square plate and continuing to search for the traces of Li Wei's body.

  Su Wu frowned.

  Resurrection may not be possible.

  In the words of Wei Susheng—Su Wu has met two people.

   Zhuoma Zunsheng succeeded in surviving by succubus,

  Essence of the Lotus - The situation is temporarily unknown.

   "Still be careful." Su Wu said in a deep voice, "This corpse hunter is extremely cruel, cruel to innocent people, and extremely cruel to himself - maybe there is something behind his arrangement."

   "Well..." Li Yueshan searched around,

   The four flames on the square plate swayed slightly,

   Xiuxiu was held by Su Wu,

  The black-clothed zombie—that is, the corpse of the old corpse carpenter who was described by Su Wu as a vicious-hearted carpenter, followed Xiuxiu step by step.

   "They are a group of three corpse hunters.

  Except the old **** was lucky enough to stay till now,

   The other two were trapped in the trap, the one they called the 'ghost craftsman', Li Wei, sewed up his nose and mouth with needles and thread, and couldn't bear the fart on the spot!

   Although these two are dead,

   The viciousness in their bodies was not caught by the ghost craftsman,

  The Bizarre Pass is just such a place, maybe where the two Li Bi are located.

   In addition,

  The old **** kid later told Xiuxiu,

   After them,

   A 'Moving Mountain Daoist' came to investigate the situation,

  The old **** was afraid of the Taoist who moved the mountain.

   Later, the people who moved to the mountain disappeared.

  The Taoist who dared to roam the rivers and lakes alone could not control one or two Li Wei. If he died in the Wei Guan, if the Li Wei he controlled was not caught by the ghost craftsman,

  Then there are at least three scorpions wandering around here..."

   Having said that,

  Master paused slightly,

   Looking at the four flames burning vertically on the square plate, he cursed: "What a **** weirdness,

   There will be three or two vicious wandering around here,

  Why can't I find a single one of this sleight of hand? !

  Is something broken? ! "

  There were also three disciples trapped in the trap, which made the master very anxious and dissatisfied with his tools.

   He glanced around,

   found himself walking around with two disciples,

   actually returned to the courtyard with two black lacquered wooden doors,

   became more and more annoyed, and just as he was about to scold, the four flames swayed faintly,

  The iron spoon in the center of the square plate turned rapidly,

   That flame pointing in a certain direction,

  The flames suddenly protruded a line of fire—

   "Go and go!"

  Li Yueshan chased after the line of fire,

  Su Wu picked Xiuxiu up and hurried to catch up!

   only take seven or eight steps,

   I saw a small temple on the side of the road that was not knee-high.

  Two red candles are lit in front of the temple,

   On the altar in the temple,

   hung a white dress.

   The white clothes turned their backs to the temple gate and to the crowd.

   This small temple is brightly lit.

   In the dark environment, it is impossible for the stove team to fail to discover its existence.

   But the fact is,

  Everyone is also until this time,

   Only saw the existence of the small temple!

The flames on the    square plate shook violently,

   reminded Li Yueshan and others,

   There is a strange wandering here,

   And the iron spoon in the center of the square plate was still at this moment, indicating that Li Wei only left his breath around,

   It's not here right now!

   "Awu, go go go,

   Bring a bowl of five taels of rice to collect souls! "

   Master said again and again,

   This is ready to measure the weight of Li Wei's fate.

   Li Yueshan urged Su Wu repeatedly,

   However, Su Wu stood still at the moment, seeing Master frowning and staring at him, he explained aloud: "Master, when I went to deliver rice that time, I blew up little tricks and big tricks together with Master.

   Discovering the weight of this terrifying fate,

   may be calculated in another more precise and quicker way. "

   "Oh?" Li Yueshan became interested and motioned him to continue.

  Su Wu calmly said: "The weight of Li Wei's fate is based on the number of forks and forks in his life, and the way of forks is the same as fortune-tellers use palm prints and facial features to tell people's fortunes.

   The disciple actually thought of a method,

   can make Li Ji take the initiative to leave a few forks in his life,

  In this way, we will weigh the soul harvesting rice again,

   It's so much easier to put it away. "

   In fact, Su Wu never comprehended the method of examining the life of the scorpion from the process of frying it.

   He completely copied the method of 'inspecting the fate pattern' in the secret treasure domain's fate method,

   pretended to be involved in the process of deep frying.

   But Li Yueshan trusts his eldest disciple very much,

   has no doubts about his statement,

   said: "There is some truth in what you say,

   There is a fork in Li Wei's life, and it all needs to be shaken out of the 'Five Inner Jars' according to clues such as the environment, the weather, and even the killing pattern.

  It’s a pity that the current environment has been artificially changed by the **** corpse carpenter.

  When the day comes, the rules of killing and so on will become easier,

   The road fork will be inaccurate after testing.

   Then your so-called method of letting Li Ji take the initiative to leave a fork in his life,

How does    work? "

"Simple,

   No matter what kind of viciousness, it will actively or passively kill the living people around it, infecting the living people with a strange rhyme.

   We can take the initiative to entice ourselves,

in this way,

   makes it in a state of synaesthesia,

   On blood sacrifice and other things, you can leave a fork of life! "Su Wu said.

   "Then you are preparing yourself to sacrifice yourself,

   Possessed by trickery? "Li Yueshan raised his eyebrows and glared fiercely at this big apprentice who was talking more and more indifferently - he thought he had really developed some kind of method to accurately measure the fate!

   turns out to be nonsense,

   Whimsical!

   "Master,

   This person has been transformed into a zombie, but he is able to linger in his body,

   Indicates that there must be some kind of trait that can still accommodate sternness after his death—

   Most likely the ghost craftsman left it on this zombie!

  Master why not borrow his body for use?

   Let him come to the synaesthesia,

  Leave a lifeline? !

  Why should the disciples come to invite the ghost to be possessed? ! "Su Wu pointed to the tall and thin corpse behind Xiuxiu, and said directly to Li Yueshan. "Master should have a way to cover up the original scorpion in his body,

   Induced this place to get a sense of his body, right? "

  Su Wu wakes up the dreamer with a single word.

  Li Yueshan looked at the corpse of the 'old bastard' behind Xiuxiu,

  's eyes brightened: "He has become a zombie, and he can put anything in his mouth, but he can't pull it out by himself.

In this way, his corpse has become a natural trapping place - as long as you put ninety-nine soul harvesting rice in his stomach, you can temporarily trap the scorpion in his body, and within an hour or two, he will be trapped. Can't get out!

in this way,

   You can try to use him to conjure the sly here,

   See if you can use your method,

  Let Li Ji leave his own thing - the life pattern! "

   Master smacking his lips,

   I feel that the disciple's way of saying this life pattern is much more refined and more appropriate than the way of saying "Fate in the Dao" in the lineage of the Kitchen King God.

  Su Wu smiled.

   He is now helping Master sort out the notes of what he saw and heard,

  Inner also recorded many experiences of Yinxi Mai’s detention of Li Wei,

   is very sure,

  Master has a way to trap the sternness in the human body—about this method, there is a hidden past.

"but,

   You speak of blood sacrifice - where does this come from?

   Are we going to kill a new animal we bought? "Li Yueshan looked at the two big animals with reluctance in his eyes.

"these things,

  The disciple prepared some. "Su Wu smiled mysteriously,

   Rotate to the platoon behind the mule,

   After a while, he came over with a burlap pocket.

   pulled a piece of hide with a dry head from his pocket.

  —the cowhide with its head,

   is not what he had prepared before,

   Instead, he exchanged it for a Yuanyu directly from the simulator.

   is the 'Storage Accumulation' of the Secret Treasure Domain itself.

   Previously,

  Wuxiang Zunneng Monastery once said that it is possible to make a young girl feel a sense of strangeness, and then dig out the eyes of the girl who died of the infection of the strangeness, and see the six signs of the strangeness.

   And in the process of the girl's synaesthesia,

   It is wrapped around things such as 'human intestines' or 'human skin', and on the intestines or skin sacs, one sees a stern life pattern.

  Su Wu only needs to see the life pattern,

   It is not necessary to dig out the eyes of zombies,

   And the 'human intestines' and 'human skin', which were branded with the stern life pattern, were also replaced by a whole cow's head skin with a 'Bukong Mani Offering God Charm'.

The    effect is definitely better than the original method.

   "Where did you get the cowhide from?"

   "Previously, the disciple used the money he had saved, thinking about buying a cowhide,

  Please make Pearl some pairs of shoes and hats for everyone,

   I gave some extra money at that time,

  The one who killed the bull gave me the bull's head. "Su Wu said.

  Li Yueshan grinned,

   stretched out his hand and patted the eldest disciple on the shoulder and said, "Then I will fill this old lamb's stomach with rice first,

   It will be up to you later! "

"it is good!"

   After consulting with the eldest disciple, the master,

   turned to look at the youngest disciple - Xiuxiu, grinned and said, "Xiuxiu..."

   Xiuxiu blinked,

   nodded again and again.

   She has heard all the conversations between Master and Brother just now,

   Support the actions of the two!

   "Good apprentice!" Li Yueshan stretched out his hand and ruffled his apprentice's hair, turned his head and took a funnel and a bamboo pipe from the donkey cart.

   He tore off the cloak over the head of the 'Old Lamb' driving the corpse,

   Pinch open the mouth of the other party's abnormally long canine teeth, tie the thin bamboo tube into the throat, and connect the funnel,

   and then weighed out ninety-nine of the soul harvesting rice,

   began to pour down the funnel.

  Su Wu was there to assist Master,

   hold down the zombie,

   To prevent this corpse from dying uncleanly, what kind of backhand is used,

   But I kept filling up the rice,

None of the    corpses showed any resistance.

   It's just on the skin of the corpse, those black lines scattered randomly, forming some inexplicable lines, hidden under its skin,

   And the strange rhythm this zombie exudes,

   disappeared without a trace.

   "Temporarily trapped."

   Master sighed,

   looked at the bamboo pipe in his hand,

The    eyes seemed a bit complicated for some reason.

   At this time,

  Su Wu withdrew his hand,

   A silver note appeared in his palm.

   was found from the corpse hunter.

   "I'm going to prepare some other things." He said to the master, turned around and went to the dark corner,

   spread out the silver note and took a look,

   is a five-tael bank note.

   is also a small fortune.

   Collect the bank notes by himself - this time Su Wu did not intend to give the money to Master, but to him, he would keep it for himself to 'marry a wife'.

   Su Wu, who was going to the mule cart pretending to be looking for something,

   I suddenly heard a small sound in my ear.

   He turned his head sharply,

   looked at the house that had trapped him diagonally opposite,

   saw two black lacquered wooden doors,

   A slender figure squatted on the ground,

   hugs his knees.

   The ends of her hair were burning with dark flames,

  The flames dissipated very quickly,

  Su Wu saw her face raised,

   looked at himself,

   The other party's face suddenly turned crimson, making his body curl up tighter, looking at Su Wu and said, "Eldest brother...you, can you see me?"

  Su Wu shook his head expressionlessly: "Who? Can't see it."

   He turned his head,

   pretending to observe the sound,

   At the same time, he walked towards the man at the door.

  —that person is Li Zhuer.

   "Hey, don't come here!

   Big Brother, I'm Pearl,

  My clothes were burned...

  You asked Xiuxiu to find some clothes for me, on that mule cart! "Li Zhu'er was in a hurry when she heard the words, and repeatedly stopped Su Wu from approaching,

   The dark night is now her protective color,

   But Ruo Su Wu walked in,

   The dark night here can hardly cover her figure,

   It will be embarrassing to be seen by the big brother at that time!

  The clothes were burnt...

  Su Wu thought of the black fire that disappeared at the end of Li Zhuer's hair,

   He didn't say much,

   turned to tell the master and Xiuxiu who came over after hearing the sound.

   After a while,

   Xiuxiu sent clothes,

  Li Zhuer came over holding her hand.

   As they approached the fire with their front feet,

   hind legs,

  The dog left was also sent out of the house.

   He held the goose ling knife in his arms,

   smells of urine,

   was in a coma at this time.

  Su Wu picked him up, carried him to the donkey cart,

   its own five-wheel rotation speed up,

   The bright sun of the mind and spirit blooms with divine light,

   Seeing that the dog was wrapped in an illusory tiger skin,

  The layer of **** tiger skin gradually adhered to his own skin and flesh.

  Gou left has some kind of connection with a deity 'King Huyi Ming' in the secret storage domain because of the weapon that blessed the 'King Huyi Ming's fierce killing mantra'.

   I went to the hospital today, and when I came back, I wrote 5,000 words in a hurry. Keep everyone waiting.

   In addition, a book is recommended: Folklore begins with the blood **** of Xiangxi.

   If you are interested, you can take a look. The link is below.

   (end of this chapter)