My Weird Life

   Chapter 313 Paper Kite (12)

   Wearing a black and gold costume, with a flag on his back, Su Wu, led four horses wearing masks to carry the coffin, and walked slowly through the door.

  The five figures and the coffin suddenly faded,

   disappeared from the sight of everyone in Cui Zhai.

   Covered with the Eight Diagrams of Tai Chi and Two Instruments, the offering table that forms the 'Shangqing Dharma Altar' is still beneficial to the center of the compound.

   Five lanterns are suspended above the altar,

   A cold overcast wind blows from time to time,

   remind everyone present,

   After Su Wu and others entered the underworld,

   The portal of the underworld was opened, but it was not closed at this time.

   The current Cui family mansion has changed from the safest place to the most dangerous place.

   No one can be sure, if he is spinning in the yard, he will step directly into an invisible winding path and fall into the underworld.

   But the Yinximai stove team is guarding here,

   The guests of the Cui family in the hall had just witnessed this group of people throwing a few people to "eat" by the errands. They were very frightened in their hearts. Without the stove team and a group of people speaking, these people would never dare to move.

   "Go away!

   Don't be an eyesore here! "

  Li Yueshan didn't want to see the expressions of these people, so he waved at them impatiently.

  The crowd trembled,

   accompany each other, walk carefully out of the house with head down,

   and then ran away,

  I don't want to stay here for a moment.

   Just a moment,

  The people in the hall were all cleaned up, and Li Yueshan and a few disciples searched around the house and distributed the collected wealth to Cui Daren's 'main family' in the backyard, and they were all sent away.

   In the blink of an eye,

   There is only one line of Yinximai stove team left here.

   and the mother and son of Xiangdi, Li Yueshan, also shared their money and told them to flee for their lives, but the two refused to leave.

   At this time, Xiangdi and Qingmiao set up another table in the yard,

   put the food prepared by the back kitchen on it,

   But everyone in the stove team had no appetite to eat.

  Everyone stood in front of the altar, all looking worried.

  Li Yueshan also had no appetite for food, but the disciples all looked at him, he sighed secretly, turned to the dining table, and said as he walked: "What the thief Taoist said before he left,

   This time, the elders of their Maoshan witch who are still somewhat conscious carry the coffin,

   There is generally no problem with going overcast.

   Do you not eat?

  A good meal is a waste if you don’t eat it! "

   "Generally no problem...

   Is it still possible to have problems? Pearl's eyes were red and she said softly, "If... what if I can't come back?" "

   Now that she said these words, it always seemed unlucky.

   Li Yueshan would scold her when he heard this,

   But when he looked down and saw Li Zhuer's tears swirl in his eyes, his heart softened a bit, he took a white-flour steamed bun in his hand, and said, "There is always a way, why do you think so much?

   no matter what,

  The old man goes down again,

   Bring them back! "

   In fact, the most important advice of the old Taoist before he left was to tell Li Yueshan that if no one returned within an hour, then pack up and leave here.

  If you are not fully prepared, you go to the underworld to hunt for people, and it is very easy to take everyone's life into it!

   "dog left,

   Go and put another incense in the censer,

   Look at the incense in the censer, don't wait for it to burn out before thinking of continuing.

   Those two lamps on the altar, I'll teach you how to continue the lamps later - it's almost time for dinner, and there are still many things for you to do after dinner! "Li Yueshan directed the dog left to add incense to the incense burner,

   Then he reprimanded the disciples.

  Pearl, Qingmiao, Xiuxiu and others were all guarding around the altar,

   After listening to Master's instructions, they set off to eat.

  In the past, when the stove team gathered together to eat, there was always talk and laughter, and a meal was quickly finished.

   But now because of the lack of Su Wu,

   Everyone was quite low,

  Master didn't have the heart to say anything, he hurriedly ate a bowl of rice and put down the bowls and chopsticks, Xiang Di asked cautiously in this low atmosphere, "Is there a lot of food left in the Cui family?

  To prepare such a big meal, chicken, duck, and fish must also be prepared. "

   "Yes,

  There are a lot of things piled up in the yard at the back, and they are thrown there. If you don’t eat them, you will waste them. "Xiandi nodded and replied, her eyes a little distressed - when those people fled before, they also ruined a lot of things in the backyard.

   "Wait until things are over here,

   divide the things in the backyard to the surrounding people. "Li Yueshan said a few words to Xiangdi absentmindedly,

   Seeing that the disciples have finished their meal,

   put down the tableware and looked at himself,

   Naturally understand that they have other things on their minds.

   So he said to Xiangdi, "Help us cook a little paste."

  I don't know what to do with the paste at this time,

   But this work is not difficult,

   She nodded and agreed, and dragged Da She to the backyard to prepare to go.

   "Gouji, go find some bamboo strips, tear off some of those window papers, and paste a few paper kites with paste later." Li Yueshan used to look for Gouji to do these chores.

   He gave the order with a serious expression, Gou left realizes that this may seem simple, but in fact, it may be related to such a big event as the eldest brother.

   hastily and solemnly agreed, and turned to look for bamboo sticks.

   "You two cleaned the area in front of the offering table, and cleaned up the corpse water and everything.

   went to the backyard and brought a stove,

   Light the fire. "Li Yueshan then said to Qingmiao and Pearl.

   Qingmiao and Pearl immediately went down to prepare.

   In the blink of an eye,

  Li Yueshan and Xiuxiu were left in the front yard.

   "Xiuxiu,

  Stay here, don't run around. "Li Yueshan patted Xiuxiu's head, and twirled around the yard with his hands behind his back.

   Not long after,

  The dog left came back with a handful of bamboo sticks and window paper,

   Turned around again to look for the sister-in-law to think about the paste,

Li Yueshan dug up a basket of fine sand from nowhere. After Qingmiao and Zhu'er had cleaned the open space in front of the 'Shangqing Dharma Altar' and placed the stove lit with a fire for life, he put the dry fine sand in the basket. Sand is spread in front of the stove,

   summoned all the disciples.

The master turned his head to look at the half-burning candle, and said with the disciples, "I have a method collected by the people here, which can help you to find out how the people who have been in the shadows are going and whether they have encountered anything. difficulty.

  When necessary,

   can help a little.

   I have used this method once, and it still works.

   However, we need to work together. When encountering anything in the middle, we must remember not to relax our minds - once our minds relax, we will definitely fall into the underworld.

   Also you need to remember,

  When someone next to you asks your name,

   You tell it, you are the Kitchen God.

  This method is very dangerous. After you have thought about it, you can tell the master. Can you use this method to take care of your senior brother?

   In fact, we are here, and for him, it is the best help.

   any other means,

  If we can't help him, but instead we put ourselves in,

   is a burden to him! "

  After Master had spoken, he sat cross-legged in front of the fire, and without looking at the disciples' reactions, he took the bamboo strips and paste from Gouzhu's hands, and pasted a few paper kites with window paper.

   He pastes the kite,

  The disciples also have a plan in their hearts.

   "Let's give it a try, Master.

   The life of this disciple was brought back by the senior brother.

   At this time, if he could do something for him, the disciple would not risk his life. "The first disciple to speak was Qingmiao.

  Pearl followed closely, and responded: "I think the same as Senior Sister."

  The dog left nodded,

   Xiuxiu was still waiting for words, but Li Yueshan pulled her aside: "If anything goes wrong, we'll have to rely on you to pass on the incense. You stay here, Xiuxiu."

  Master turned and distributed a few kites to the disciples.

   Let them write their name on the kite,

   pressed the handprint,

   Then,

   He took out a brass pipe that was polished to a bright finish by him.

   "Tie one end to the kite and the other end to your respective waists with the red thread on the side - fasten them!" Li Yueshan urged the disciples seriously.

  Everyone did as they were told.

  Li Yueshan tied the kite for himself, took out the last paper kite,

   lit up the pipe in his hand,

   said: "This pipe was made by your senior brother personally for the old man, so it was used instead of your senior brother."

   talking,

   He was about to tie his pipe to the last kite.

   At this time,

  Li Zhu'er took off the copper bracelet on her wrist and handed it to Li Yueshan, saying, "Master, let's use this bracelet. Big Brother still left a letter on the bracelet."

   In fact, the things Su Wu presented to everyone were engraved with words,

   But Li Zhuer took the initiative to request,

  How can Master not agree?

   he nodded,

   Tie one end of the red rope to the kite,

   One end is tied to the bracelet.

   "This method is called the 'paper kite's way of finding the shadows and transcending life'.

   According to legend, during the Tang Dynasty,

   A woman's husband was taken to the underworld by Li Ji, and she brought her husband back by this method.

  It is hard to tell whether the rumor is true or false,

   But methods are always useful. Li Yueshan smiled, stood up and walked towards the two lamps with blood red candles.

   Then use this method,

   Take a look at where your brothers are now?

   No matter what the result is, you must remember that before the two lights go out, cut the kite on your waist and break away from the connection with the underworld! "

   The disciples nodded in agreement.

  Li Yueshan stood in front of the two candles,

   He took a new candle in each hand, and the wick touched the two blood-red candles,

  When the candle wick is about to touch the candle flame,

   The blood-red candle flames suddenly became pitch black, and a pair of miserable green palms poked out from the darkness where the wind was blowing, and their claws covered the burning candle flames, trying to cover up the candle flames!

"Humph!"

   Master snorted coldly!

   Two flames burst out from under the nose, illuminating the darkness at once!

  The pair of miserable green palms that stretched out from the darkness disappeared together with the darkness!

   A pair of new candles crouched on the lampstand,

  The flame of the white candle is red and red.

  Master turned around, walked to the stove and sat down,

   "All holding hands."

   He whispered, stretched out his hand and grabbed the dog next to him,

   Everyone did as they were told, and sat around the open space in front of the stove with a layer of fine sand.

  Li Yueshan picked up the copper bracelet,

  Drop it into the open space.

   (end of this chapter)