My Weird Life

   Chapter 492 God's Madness (22)

   Several people drank tea silently.

   Waited for a while,

  The horn of the car rang outside the door.

A broken van was parked outside the door, the driver's window was rolled down, and a big round head stuck out of the window. He looked down at the handful of incense sticking on the side of the Jiang's door pillar, and then looked up at the Several people at the entrance of the main room: "This is Jiang Shixin's house?

   Yang Caizhi called me just now to have a look,

   Is this your home? "

"Yes!

  Master, come in and see! " Jiang Erye waved to the man in the van.

  The man nodded, retracted his big head into the car, turned the steering wheel with both hands, and dumped the broken van into the Jiang's courtyard.

   He got out of the car,

   wearing a black jacket with a thin brown sweater underneath,

   After jumping out of the car,

   First find a colorful waistband from the trunk and wrap it around your general's stomach.

  The waistband covered his lower body,

  A lot of colorful beasts and grotesque figures are embroidered on the waist, surrounded by a square seal.

  Su Wu glanced at the seal,

  I immediately recognized the four characters on the seal: 'Thundering Dusi'.

  —Su Wu also obtained an iron seal of 'Thundering Dusi' in the Kitchen God simulation world before. Those who master this seal generally belong to the 'Duangong vein'.

   The man with a round head and a protruding belly called by Mr. Shishi is a 'spiritual maniac'.

  'Shendian' also belongs to the Duan Gong vein.

   In the Kitchen God simulation, Su Wu had seen Duan Gong’s ability,

   Connect the terrifying "foreign ministers" and "shadows" to form a "nuo face", gain strength by communicating with the "nuo face", and perform various rituals that are unimaginable to ordinary people.

   Duan Gong has different inheritances,

   The rituals mastered by Duke Duan vary from place to place. Some are good at 'Dead Man Alchemy', and some are good at 'Hundred Days of Exorcism'. There are many and many others.

  Su Wu didn't think that these 'Duan Gong' and 'horse feet' were really capable,

  Compared to the orthodox Taoism and the esoteric temples, the folk Duangong veins are different by more than one level, but sometimes, as long as people live for a long time, they can always see some things that young people can’t see.

   These things are accumulated in one's memory and become experience.

   Even though Su Wu didn't believe in Duan Gongmai's ability,

   But they also have to admit that the 'experience' passed down by word of mouth from generation to generation is far beyond their own.

   In this situation, Su Wu did not notice any strange clues.

   But you can see it at a glance, Mr.

   Maybe this 'spiritual maniac' also has some housekeeping skills.

  After the man had fastened his waistband, he took out a wooden gossip mirror from the trunk of the van. Holding the mirror in his palm, he passed the people who were guarding the spirits at the entrance of the main room and walked to the body of Mr. Jiang.

   lift up the masking paper,

   With the Bagua mirror in his hand facing the face of the corpse lying on the door,

   At the same time, he kept reciting words in his mouth.

  Su Wu was standing beside him, watching this 'spiritual madman' do things.

   The wooden gossip mirror in this god's hand has faded a bit.

The blue color on the   Qian Gua has fallen off, and the mirror in the middle also has various cracks.

   Looking at the gossip mirror, Su Wu's eyes suddenly flashed a golden-bronze light, and the light passed by, even Yun Nishang beside him didn't notice it, the light had disappeared.

  Su Wu looked at the bronze mirror of gossip that flashed in his mind,

   has been determined,

   The wooden gossip in the hands of this ‘Shenzhen’ has no effect at all.

   is a decoration.

   In the Kitchen God simulation, Su Wu also did not see those Duan Gong and Majiao using the Eight Trigrams Mirror.

   Originally, he thought that it might be due to the changes of the current era. Duangong’s madness blended slightly with Taoism and Buddhism, and he began to include Bagua mirrors and other objects into the list of instruments that Duangong could use.

   Now it seems - not at all.

   This man with a round head and a protruding belly has a profession of 'God', but he doesn't seem to have the ability to be a 'God'.

   what he is doing now,

   can be said to be pretending.

  Since this ‘spiritual madness’ is pretending,

   Could it be that the previous 'Mr. Watch' was also pretending?

   Mr. Kanshi's acting skills are so good that he can't even see the slightest flaw in his 'meaning'?

-Not too possible!

   It is very likely that what Mr. Kanshi said is true,

   It’s just this ‘god’s madness’ that I invited, it’s not very helpful!

   Shendian took the wooden gossip and circled around the corpse of Mr. Jiang.

   He never stopped reciting scriptures, and most of them were vague - Su Wu's ear is very good, and even from those vague "sutras", he heard some nonsense that was not easy to understand.

   For example, "Tonight, we will eat steamed lamb, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted bear paw..."

   This must be fooling people.

   At the end of each sentence, Shendian will raise the tone and read three words: "Puo Suo He!"

   This phrase, Po Suo He, is often seen at the end of the mantra of Buddhism.

   has the meaning of relieving disaster and auspiciousness.

   This madman has to recite a sentence after each 'sutra', and the sutra should also 'integrate' a lot of Buddhist mantras.

After    circled around the corpse,

  The man with round head and bulging belly stopped, put away the wooden gossip, looked at Jiang Yingying, who was kneeling on the ground, and looked at Yun Nishang beside Su Wu. He straightened his back unconsciously, but his stomach became bigger.

   Jiang Yingying looked at him with hopeful eyes: "Teacher... Master, can my grandfather still come back?"

  Su Wu stared at Shendian's back.

  Shenzhen held his head high and said decisively: "Yes!

  I have a way,

   Let Mr. Jiang come back for another day and a half!

   Your grandfather and grandson take advantage of this half-day time to say goodbye! "

   talking,

   He hurried out of the main room again.

  Drag a woven rattan box from the trunk of his van.

   Put the box in front of the offering table,

  Shenzhen took out a piece of rag, a 'Master's knife', a 'Master's halberd', and several 'Nuo Face', 'Fa Crown', 'Fa Gua' and other items.

   These things are a few years old.

   Su Wu, who was going to look for an opportunity to dismantle the deceitful tricks of the gods, stopped his thoughts temporarily when he saw these 'magic tools'.

   Everything this madman took out of the box was real.

   Just by looking at the dust and stains on the rattan box that are not wiped very much, you can know that "Shen Deli" does not maintain these things that may be handed down from his ancestors on weekdays, and only uses them as a tool to make money.

  Su Wu went around behind Shendian,

   Shenjian spread out the rag, propped up the rag with two wooden sticks,

   stands on the offering table.

   He didn't care about Su Wu watching behind him,

   Self-consciously, Su Wu couldn't see anything.

  A pattern is drawn on the rag.

   The 'painter' used an ancient and crude technique. Like a child's doodle, he drew a huge head on the rags.

  A strip of blood-colored arms surrounded this head.

The    pattern is very simple,

   But there is an inexplicable charm that makes Su Wu fall into it.

   He came back to his senses in an instant,

   Looking at the simple and crude strokes on the rag, his eyes were thoughtful—the pattern on the rag at the moment was the artist who was depicting a certain abomination he had seen,

   He is most likely in a state of 'synesthesia' when he is depicted,

   is to capture that terrifying charm,

   fix it in the pattern,

   formed the present painting!

  It fixed a kind of 'sacred charm' through painting.

   Although this kind of charm is not comparable to the high-level charm that Su Wu has entered into the realm of sympathy between heaven and man several times, it is also ingenious and has a new approach!

   This delusional ancestor should be quite capable,

  It’s a pity that it came to him,

   Many abilities have been completely lost.

Shen Meng set up his 'fragrant altar', held the master sword in one hand and the master halberd in the other, and waved it for a while, then looked at Jiang Yingying, who was waiting at the door of the main room, with a hesitant expression: "Do you have one in your family? A big big cock?"

   As soon as these words come out,

  Su Wu raised his eyebrows.

   Jiang Erye raised his eyes slightly.

   Jiang Yingying nodded again and again: "Yes, it was hatched by my grandfather himself. I have raised it for many years..."

   She said a few words, and then hesitated: "Emergency can - that rooster, what's the problem?"

  Shenzheng nodded solemnly: "I just made a hexagram, considering that you have a pure-yang poultry at home, this time you want to bring your grandfather back from the underworld,

  Have to use that cock's neck blood to open the way!

   Its blood is hot and pure yang,

   just right to suppress the underworld's sneaky,

   Bringing your grandpa back will be much smoother! "

   has spoken,

  The madness stared at Jiang Yingying.

  Emergency canned food accompanied Jiang Yingying for a long time. She took this chicken with her when she was in the most critical moment, and the chicken in turn saved her life. Jiang Yingying had complicated feelings about the emergency canned food.

  Although animals are regarded as relatives and friends, it is really hypocritical and unbelievable for some people,

   But this kind of thing is not uncommon.

   When Jiang Yingying heard that she had to take the blood from the neck of the 'emergency can' so that her grandfather could come back, she hesitated for a moment when she was in the world for another day and a half.

   Shendian hurriedly said: "It's just a chicken,

   Could this chicken be more important than your grandfather—"

   Jiang Erye frowned and pondered beside him.

   There were tears in Yingying's eyes.

   At this moment, Su Wu suddenly opened his mouth, interrupting the long speech that was about to begin, saying, "Master swords and master halberds are used to isolate Yin and Yang, can they also be used for fortune-telling?

   Is this how 'Master's Trigrams for Good and Bad' taught you? "

   As soon as these words come out,

   God was stunned,

   turned his head to look at Su Wu, and stammered: "You, what did you say?"

  Su Wu stepped closer to him.

   The young man clearly didn't have any action to make, but the madman with a round head and a bulging belly was so frightened that he retreated again and again, and hurriedly made way for the other party.

Approaching the offering table, Su Wu picked up a pair of ox horns from the table, pinched them in his hands, turned to look at the gods, and said to the other party while holding the hexagrams: "These two things are used for divination. ,

  You are a Duan Gong,

  I don't even know this,

  How to do Duan Gong? "

   Shendian blushed when he heard the words, and he stuttered even more: "Sometimes it's not necessarily wrong, you have to use this, this, I'm in, in my heart!"

   "Neon clothes.

   Chain him. "

   Let go of the Dharma hexagrams at will,

   A pair of ox horns are all facing upwards, and the horns point to the positions of Qian and Kun respectively.

  Good luck!

   (end of this chapter)