My Weird Life

  Chapter 979 Plastic Body (22)

  If there is a strange rhyme that seems to be absent, emanating from Su Wu's body.

  After the strange rhyme came into contact with reality, it turned into a green mist and floated in the main room.

  Two figures, one black and one white, appeared in the fog of dots.

  Bai Ju Taishang stands on the left with his hands folded, and Hei Nuo Taishang stands on the right with his hands down.

   "Please temporarily gather the living people on the ground, the west wing room, and the inverted room into the ghost dream, so that they will not be invaded and killed by evil spirits." Su Wu instructed the two of them.

   "Yes." Taishang Baiju nodded in response, wrapped in a green mist, he floated out from the main room, flooded the west wing and the inverted room, and took the servants of the Wang family, Wang Huan's old parents, and Wang Huan's young son hiding in the room into the world of ghosts and dreams in the blink of an eye.

  Hei Nuo stood still at the same spot, and after the white horse drifted away, he opened his mouth and said: "There is a tricky rhyme originating from the Cross Calamity residing here—the master has not yet learned my Nuo technique to avoid the lock of the Cross Calamity.

  Rushily contacting with the cross kalpa related to the strange things will definitely attract the cross kalpa to come here.

  I suggest that the master enter the ghost dream world immediately before the direct cause and effect of contact with that fierce ghost, wash away the breath, and avoid attracting the coming of the cross calamity! "

  Su Wu nodded, did not reject Hei Nuo's proposal, but said: "If my calculations are correct, it should be time for Hei Hu to pass the first stage of tribulation.

  The person whose destiny belongs to, could it be possible that in the era of destiny that belongs to him, he can turn bad luck into good fortune, and make disaster auspicious?

  Will he not be killed by doom? "

  Hearing Su Wu's question, Hei Nuo was stunned for a moment, and then said: "If the doom brought by Li Gui is full of all kinds of unpredictability.

  This calamity is not only for the person to whom the destiny belongs, but also the calamity of the "destiny" itself.

  Then if Li Heihu fell into the cunning law of killing prematurely, he might not die..."

   "Yes..." Su Wu sighed, "I appeared in this layer of time and space, and it is very likely that I have unknowingly accelerated the progress of certain events. Without my appearance, Li Heihu might be helpless in the face of the original body's death, and set up the ambition to suppress Li Gui, and then started his own growth through the legacy left to him by the so-called 'immortal'.

  He will also face death.

   But his death will not be as difficult as it is now.

  I am really worried, if I hide in the ghost dream now, he will deal with the death disaster alone, I am afraid that he will not be able to deal with it.

  So I would like to ask you, is there a temporary or quick fix that allows me to slightly avoid the lock of the Cross Tribulation? Even if you hide in the dark, plan one or two for Li Heihu, do something to help him tide over the danger? "

  Hei Nuo lowered his eyes when he heard the words, pondered for a while, then raised his eyes to look at Su Wu and said: "It is extremely difficult to avoid the lock of the Cross Calamity. I can think of one or two ways. It is true that the master can avoid the lock of the Cross Calamity temporarily even if the master does not confront the Li Gui who is involved in the Cross Calamity and hides in the dark.

  —But I don't have the necessary materials to operate this method. "

   "What material is it?" Su Wu asked.

   "Materials that can temporarily block and conceal the master's aura." Hei Nuo replied, "If the master had previously practiced 'Nuo God Asking and Playing' and had a connection with a Nuo God, there is no need to use this material now.

   But the key point is that the master has not started to practice Nuo Shenwen Zouke before.

  Now, the God of Nuo is forced to be invited, and the God of Nuo will never be invited by the master in order to avoid the coming of the cross calamity. "

  Hearing what Grand Master Hei Nuo said, Su Wu immediately took out a piece of yellowed, human-skinned leather and some mud shell fragments. He handed the two things to He Nuo, and asked, "Can these things block my breath and hide my journey?"

  The two things he took out were the third page of the "Great Jizang"—the "terma paper" and some fragments of mud shells that had fallen off Wang Chuanzhen's body that he had collected earlier.

  Hei Nuo glanced at the terma paper that Su Wu handed out, and instead of picking up the human skin paper, he took a few pieces of mud shells from Wang Chuanzhen's body in his hand, looked at the terma paper in Su Wu's hand, and said aloud: "These 'living mud' is enough to cover the breath of the master.

  I will also need that human skin later, but I cannot touch it.

  —The origin of this piece of paper is mysterious. It is in the hands of the owner, and it was forcibly killed by the fate and karma of the owner—but if it appears in the hands of other people, it may produce other unpredictable changes. "

  Su Wu pinched the terma paper, nodded and agreed: "Okay."

   The origin of terma paper is indeed extremely mysterious.

  Its real name is "Spooky Pi". Although it calls Mother Lu "mother", it actually has the least connection with Mother Lu. There is a trace of power "not on this shore, not on the other shore, not in the air" hidden on Sly Pi.

  A strong ink fragrance gushed out from the body of the Hei Nuo Grand Master, and the ink fragrance that made people intoxicated unconsciously and could be drunk to death submerged the mud shell in his hand, and the mud shell gradually became soft, and he kneaded it into a ball of white mud.

  He raised his red face and looked at Su Wu.

  Many voices drifted away from the ball of white mud in his hand.

  In every speech, there are extremely strong and directional emotions.

   "Grandpa Guandi is here! I am Zhang Hong!"

   "I am Li Jiajun!"

   "The two of us swear to Emperor Guan today that under your witness, we will worship as brothers. We don't want to be born in the same year, the same month, and the same day, but we want to die in the same year, the same month, and the same day!"

   "Grandpa Guan, you bless me to make a fortune!"

   "Bless my family and my house in peace!"

   "What kind of person is Guan Yunchang?

  Flooded seven armies, captured in the ban, beheaded Pound, Megatron China! "

   "Guan Sheng Da Tianzun, the true God who subdues demons. Spirited by Yuquan Mountain, the heroic wind always shakes the world..."

  All the voices with strong emotions pointed to 'Guan Yu'!

  Pieces of paper with various faces painted in ink and calligraphy fell from the head of Hei Nuo Tai Shangye, wrapping the ball of white mud in his hand. The paper was completely integrated into the ball of white mud, and the white mud also turned into a colorful ball.

  Hei Nuo looked up at Su Wu, and said, "The method I'm using today is to temporarily shape the master into a 'god'.

  After the master turns into a god, he can cover his whereabouts with the help of countless people's vague causal ties to this god—please turn into a Guan Sheng, and I will create a golden body for the master! "

   "Good!"

  Su Wu nodded.

  The terma paper he held in his hand was instantly attached to his face.

  His face turned crimson in an instant, his beautiful beard hung down on his chest, he was wearing a large armor with black scales, and he was holding a black crescent moon sword with a cold forest as its handle and a shadowy blade as its blade!

  Su Wu, transformed into Guan Yu, sat in the main hall.

  Hei Nuo stood in front of Su Wu holding the colorful ball of mud, and kept wiping the ball of mud all over Su Wu's body.

  Pieces of 'mud' covered Su Wu, and during the process of shaping a golden body for Su Wu, Hei Nuo's figure continued to shrink. In the end, his figure completely turned into nothingness, covering Su Wu's whole body with that layer of mud shell!

  In the main hall!

  Guan Shengduan, with his hair **** on his right lapel and golden scales on his left shoulder, is sitting in the hall of the king's family. 'He' has a majestic figure, more than one foot tall, with a beam on his head.

   "In your current state, you can also help Li Heihu one or two as the 'Nuo God'." Hei Nuo's voice sounded in Su Wu's thinking.

   "Good."

  …

   "Little master, if you want to use the 'Nuo Shen Wen Zuo Ke' subject, you should start with the lowest level of 'red-haired ghosts' and 'iron-faced immortals', and pray their spells to see if you can invite them.

  If they can be successfully invited, there will be higher-level 'Silver Tooth Immortal Master', 'Golden Tooth Immortal Master', 'Three-headed Empress', 'Hundred-Handed Immortal', and even higher-level 'Guan Sheng', 'Equaling Heaven Great Sage', etc..." Yang Daquan pressed his hands on the edge of the back basket and whispered in Li Heihu's ear.

  He saw Li Heihu approaching the door of the East Wing, and his heart was in his throat.

  Now, he and Li Heihu are both prosperous, and both are harmed. If Li Heihu makes a mistake and dies here, then he will not be able to survive!

   "What is the spell of the red-haired ghost?

   I forgot! " Li Heihu sullenly pressed his hand on the door of the East Wing. When he heard Yang Daquan's words, he froze for a moment and hurriedly asked him.

   "..." Yang Daquan's eyes went dark, and he immediately turned his head to look at the main room where Su Wu was. There had been no movement in the main room for a long time. He stretched his neck and couldn't see what Su Wu was doing in the main room, so he turned around and said to Li Heihu, "You are too nervous, don't be so nervous...

  You are wearing the fairy clothes of the wooden sword, and the ordinary cunning would never want to hurt you, but the cunning in the room is also in the category of ordinary cunning..."

  Although Yang Daquan said so, he was as nervous as **** in his heart!

   Indeed, as he said, Li Heihu was under the protection of the fairy clothes, and the usual and cunning killing rules could not hurt him at all—but Yang Daquan was not protected by the fairy clothes!

   Now that Li Heihu is sane, he can still be in the light of Li Heihu, and he is protected by Li Heihu's fairy clothes, but if there is an emergency and Li Heihu can't take care of him, then he will be the first to die!

  He must stabilize Li Heihu's mind and do his best!

   Fortunately, Li Heihu still trusts him now, and his words still have some effect. Hiding behind Li Heihu, he obviously felt that the other party's tense body relaxed a little.

   Taking advantage of this moment, Yang Daquan continued: "I'll tell you the mantra of the red-haired ghost again, I'll say it again, and you repeat it.

  You are in charge of destiny, maybe you can summon these 'little Nuo gods' in one go! "

"good!

  You say it, I will read it! "Li Heihu pricked up his ears.

   "Emperor Emperor, Emperor Earth, there is a red-haired ghost in my family..." Yang Daquan said.

  Li Heihu followed suit: "... There is a red-haired ghost in my house..."

   "Don't eat meat, don't drink blood, only use the three legs of the incense burner..."

   "Three legs offer heart incense, I will do my best -"

   "I pray to the red-haired **** who can burn the fire and refine the evil!"

  Li Heihu raised his breath, and then read a sentence: "I pray to the red-haired **** who can set fire to refine the evil!"

  The purple-red ghost's hand under the iron feather coir raincoat suddenly pushed, directly overturning the door of the east wing!

  Heihu carried a wooden knife and sword, and rushed into it!

  (end of this chapter)