My wife broadcast live, exposing my one billion tax bill
Chapter 3 Where shall I sleep tonight?
"It's divorce again, why do you look down on me so much?" Pi Xiaoyou was annoyed.
This uncle, how many of her male fans are eager to fall in love with her, let alone get married!
Instead, it was placed on him, like a bomb, and he kept trying to throw her away.
"Ah, no..." Seeing that the little girl was a little angry, Jiang Quan didn't know how to comfort her. In his two lifetimes, he had never comforted anyone else.
"Then don't say the word divorce in front of me in the future! Do you hear me clearly?"
After saying that, he kicked the stool next to him without feeling relieved.
"good."
"It's getting late, take a good wash and rest." Jiang Quan suddenly approached Pi Xiaoyou and stroked Pi Xiaoyou's head with his broad palm.
It's like comforting a kitten with a fizzy fur.
The two of them seemed to be integrated into this paradise on earth, immersed in the fragrance of flowers.
bedroom.
"Where shall I... sleep tonight?" Pi Xiaoyou asked.
His face was full of shyness.
Even though they have obtained the certificate, they are legally husband and wife.
Even though what happened last night, it happened while he was unconscious.
After all, her current feeling for Jiang Quan is just that of a handsome and charming uncle.
Of course, there is still a little bit of goodwill.
"There is no guest room at home. I will sleep on the sofa and you will sleep on the bed." After saying that, he walked to the bedside and lit a mosquito coil.
After all, it is in the mountains, no matter how unique the scenery is, there are still many mosquitoes.
The lights were turned off at night, and there was already the sound of even breathing in the living room, but the people in the bedroom were really tossing and turning, unable to fall asleep.
After opening WeChat, she still underestimated the seriousness of the matter.
Or in other words, underestimated the degree of gossip of the melon-eaters in Huaguo.
Zhou Jingyi: "What's wrong with you, you just don't reply to my messages!"
Zhou Jingyi: "What the hell are you still playing with disappearing!"
Zhou Jingyi: "You can't have a one-night stand and get married..."
You are so accurate, lady.
Then there are endless red envelopes.
All notes - share money.
Pi Xiaoyou: "..."
At this time, silence is better than sound, and an ellipsis contains all the words I want to say.
However, if you don't get this money, you don't get it for nothing!
Click one by one to receive.
People these days are just too idle.
This allowed Xiaoyou to experience what red envelope freedom is.
By the time the red envelopes were collected, it was already early morning, and a burst of drowsiness struck.
A night without words...
"Hello? Who is it so early in the morning." Pi Xiaoyou hazily picked up the phone directly and said complainingly.
"I am your uncle, you have grown up! Start broadcasting now! Your house managers are going to rebel collectively!" Zhou Jingyi has a bad temper, but she can only hold it in when facing sisters who have been with her for many years.
Pi Xiaoyou woke up instantly.
"I'll do it! Just say it, bye!"
After she hurriedly washed up, she realized that the uncle had already made breakfast, and at the moment he was watering the flowers in the garden.
What kind of comfortable life is this?
Different from the night.
In the courtyard, dew still glistened on the petals, shining brightly in the sun.
Pair it with an eye-catching uncle.
Simply stunning!
In a daze, Jiang Quan raised his eyes, looked at Xiaoyou at the door, and smiled slightly.
Pi Xiaoyou finally came to his senses, but his ears were already red.
Now that you have decided to start broadcasting, you must be more professional.
Pi Xiaoyou took out the phone holder from his bag and turned on the light.
I quickly packed up the equipment and tidied up my appearance.
Target the rear camera to the courtyard building.
Accompanied by the prompt tone of the Douyin live broadcast assistant app, the originally black screen of the live broadcast room was fried to look like a garden with a sea of flowers.
"It's on! It's on!"
"Where are the people? What's the point of fooling us with a picture!"
"But don't tell me, this picture is quite beautiful and very high-definition. I'll take a screenshot and make it a wallpaper!"
"Sister Ruffian, come out quickly! Don't pretend to be a ghost!"
...
In an instant, there was an endless stream of barrage, talking about everything, and the little boy was dumbfounded.
There are also those who say this is a picture, maybe they have never seen it in the world, although she was also shocked when she saw it for the first time.
Pi Xiaoyou rotated the mobile phone image 360 degrees: "I will show you the world, a 360-degree holographic picture. Don't miss it if you pass by!"
"Look at this ruffian sister, she really knows how to deceive people!"
"Damn it, this is not a picture!"
"It's such an embarrassment!"
"I'll go, which scenic spot is this? It's so beautiful! I want to check in."
"You're such a bastard when you go upstairs. Have you ever seen any scenic spots like this? I've been to every place on earth. How can those man-made ones compare to this?"
"Don't be so pretentious upstairs..."
A big fight couldn't help but start again.
"Okay, don't guess, this is my husband's house." Pi Xiaoyou pouted.
"What the hell? Say it again?"
"your home??????????"
“You really think we are easy to cheat!???
Question marks filled the screen.
"Hey, you still don't believe it?" Pi Xiaoyou looked at the question marks all over the screen and was inexplicably annoyed, "I'm going to take you to see the world and open your eyes!"
She calmly picked up her phone and slowly opened the courtyard door, revealing the spring scenery of the garden.
Even though it was not the first time he saw it, Pi Xiaoyou was still amazed, and time seemed to have stopped in the live broadcast room.
The people who were complaining and disdainful were stunned.
And in that picture, a man in a white shirt with a pair of gold-rimmed glasses is watering the flowers and carefully picking out rotten leaves.
Time seemed to freeze at this moment.
"man!"
"A very handsome man!"
"He's the one from last night!"
"Hurry up! Come closer! Let me see clearly!"
"It's so beautiful! A fairyland on earth is not an exaggeration!"
In a panic, Pi Xiaoyou switched the rear camera to the front camera, and the barrage exploded!
"Hickey marks? There are still so many!"
"Damn, it seems that your husband is very capable!"
"Life is happy, sister ruffian, I didn't expect you to be so secretive!"
"I don't think this man's clothes are very good. He must be a poor man! The man who plays with flowers and plants every day is a coward who eats soft food?"
"The so-called little boy?"
"Pay attention to your wording upstairs. I'm not as handsome as others, so I started to get sour? Does that temperament look like someone who eats soft food? Don't take a pee to see what the hell you look like!"
[Zhou Jingyi] (Grumpy and irritable version): "Yo~ sister ruffian is awesome, she slept with such a top-quality man~"
This sentence was directly put on top.
"Sister Zhou is here, the younger one welcomes Sister Zhou."
"Sister Zhou also came to join in the fun, do you know what exactly happened?"
"As expected of you, sister Zhou, you dare to say anything."
"roll roll roll!"
Obviously, Zhou Shuyi is not the irritable and irritable version, but the ruffian version.
The two sisters not only confronted each other in private, but were also unreserved during the live broadcast.
This is the inherent pattern of the two.
It is obvious that netizens are used to this and enjoy it.
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