My wife broadcast live, exposing my one billion tax bill

Jiang Quan looked at Pi Xiaoyou: "Which one do you belong to?"

"I..." Pi Xiaoyou was stunned, "I don't belong to any kind, I really like to read the complete works of poetry!"

Studio.

"Haha, sister ruffian, if you say this, you don't even believe it yourself!"

"Uncle, I'm just like sister ruffian, I just like to read the complete works of poetry!"

"Yes, we are all aspiring young people in the new century!"

"Mr. Jiang, you really misunderstood, we chose based on our heart!"

"You guys, you guys have been told the truth by the uncle, and you still refuse to admit it. I am different. I chose color books, so there is nothing to be ashamed of!"

"Hmm, I just chose color books, color books can bring me happiness, what's wrong?!"

...

Jiang Quan glanced at the barrage: "If you could choose one of these three books to leave to your descendants, which one would you choose?"

Pi Xiaoyou turned on the voting function again, voted again, and chose "The Complete Works of Poetry" without hesitation.

Soon, the voting results will be announced.

None of the color reading materials and "Jokes Everyday" were selected, and "The Complete Works of Poems" were all selected.

Jiang Quan smiled slightly: "Through this simple multiple-choice question, we can know that the happiness that can reflect the dignity of human nature is the real happiness. In this short life, we should pursue the happiness that can reflect the dignity of human nature!"

Everyone was stunned.

Pursue happiness that embodies human dignity.

The studio exploded.

"Fuck, this sentence is shocking!!!"

"Hiss... the scalp is numb!!!"

"Uncle is so awesome, is this the pattern of the boss?!"

"Uncle 666!!!"

"Uncle, I understand, thank you Uncle!!!"

Not only the audience was shocked, even the major anchors were also shocked.

They did not speak in the live broadcast room, but in the WeChat group of the anchor.

Zhou Jingyi: "Oh my God, what the uncle said is really shocking!!"

Conqueror: "Miss ruffian, can you let me wait on uncle's saddle for a few days?"

Big Bear: "Miss ruffian, I also hope to serve Uncle on the saddle for a few days. I have a hunch that there will definitely be unimaginable rewards from staying by Uncle's side for a few days."

Yin Zi: "Ahh! Uncle is so awesome!"

No regrets in life: "Where did you find the uncle of the ruffian sister, I want to take the bed and squat there!!!"

...

at the same time.

The screen recording of Pi Xiaoyou's live broadcast room was posted on the Internet, and it became popular all over the Internet.

Toutiao, Weibo, Tieba, Zhihu, and various official media outlets all reprinted it one after another.

The word uncle has become the most popular buzzword.

Everyone who watched the video was deeply shocked.

As a result of this phenomenon, the "Complete Works of Poems" on major online shopping platforms were out of stock within two hours.

The "Complete Works of Poetry" that no one bought was sold out!

This is something that has never happened before.

The publishers were stunned, and when they figured out what was going on, they immediately asked the manufacturer to reprint it overnight! !

At this time, Jiang Quan was sitting on the sofa in the living room, flipping through the magazines ruffian Xiaoyou bought.

It seemed that everything that happened outside had nothing to do with him.

Pi Xiaoyou sat beside him, staring blankly at Jiang Quan with beautiful eyes: "My husband..."

"What's wrong?" Jiang Quan turned around and asked with a smile.

"How about our trip to get married?" Pi Xiaoyou asked.

"How did you think you got married on a trip?" Jiang Quan asked.

"I just think that ordinary weddings are too boring and have nothing new."

"And I want to walk around with you, just the two of us."

Pi Xiaoyou hugged Jiang Quan's arm and said seriously.

Hearing Pi Xiaoyou's words, Jiang Quan felt the same way.

The wedding held now is like an assembly line product.

No matter what you do, you can't escape the basic pattern.

"Okay." Jiang Quan nodded in agreement.

"You really agreed?" Pi Xiaoyou said happily.

"Of course, you can hold whatever wedding you want. You can study the route yourself, and I will listen to you." Jiang Quan smiled.

"Okay!" Pi Xiaoyou smacked Jiang Quan's face, "Honey, let's go take a bath."

"Together?" Jiang Quan raised his eyebrows.

"Well, let's go together!" Pi Xiaoyou nodded blushing.

...

the next day.

When Jiang Quan woke up, Pi Xiaoyou was gone.

He remembered that Pi Xiaoyou said that he was going to accompany Zhou Jingyi to the hospital for breast augmentation.

He got up and changed his clothes, and took out the blue series necklace from his pocket.

Originally, he wanted to give it to Xiaoyou last night.

However, after taking a shower yesterday and tossing in bed for a long time, I forgot about it.

It doesn't matter, it's the same when she comes back.

...

Pi Xiaoyou came to Zhou Jingyi's house.

Zhou Jingyi sat on the sofa with a sleepy face, and yawned: "What are you doing so early? What time is it?"

Pi Xiaoyou glanced at the wall clock on the wall, and pouted: "Don't worry about what time it is, change clothes quickly!!"

"I know you came out for a trip, and you want to return to your husband as soon as possible, but can you consider how I feel as a single dog?"

Zhou Jingyi yawned, got up slowly, and began to change clothes.

There is no taboo against ruffian Xiaoyou, both of them are women, and they have seen both, so there is nothing to be taboo about.

Pi Xiaoyou didn't think there was anything to see about Zhou Jingyi's figure, so she kept urging: "Quick, quick!!"

Afterwards, he took out his mobile phone, clicked on the wechat box of the child's father, and sent a voice message in a whining voice: "Husband, are you up yet? I ordered a takeaway breakfast for you, remember to eat it!"

"It's really icky." Zhou Jingyi felt goosebumps all over her body.

"So what if it's numb, I like it, so you should be envious and jealous!" Pi Xiaoyou snorted.

"Who envies you?" Zhou Jingyi replied with a guilty conscience.

"Don't you envy?" Pi Xiaoyou squinted at Zhou Jingyi with a contemptuous expression on his face.

"Get out of here quickly, don't interfere with my changing clothes!" Zhou Jingyi was upset when she looked at her.

Damn, don't you just have an uncle and husband?

What a big deal!

Well……

Such an uncle and husband seem to be really remarkable.

Changed clothes, just put on makeup, which took more than half an hour.

The two went out.

After going downstairs, Zhou Jingyi asked, "You came out in a hurry to buy a watch for uncle, isn't uncle particularly moved?"

Pi Xiaoyou said casually, "He still doesn't know that I'm going to buy him a watch."

Zhou Jingyi was stunned: "Don't know yet? Then when you went out, he didn't ask where you were going? Did you lie?"

Pi Xiaoyou nodded: "It's a lie."

Zhou Jingyi asked: "Then what kind of lie did you tell, let's hear it."

Pi Xiaoyou blurted out: "I said your breasts are too small, I will accompany you to the hospital for breast augmentation."

What!

Zhou Jingyi's eyes spit fire.

Nima, do you still have an image in front of the uncle like this?

"Fuck, you..."