My Wife Has Been Blackened

After Zhou Yanci took off his coat and slowly climbed onto the bed, Xie Jingxiu put the quilt on her body. Then he looked at her with a smile on his face.

Zhou Yanci thought to himself, the main event is coming, I heard it hurts? Does it hurt? I watched a little video in my previous life, did I pretend to know nothing or was it an old driver?

The little people in Zhou Yanci's heart were fighting.

Before he finished thinking, Xie Jingxiu smiled and tucked the corner of the quilt tightly for her. Cover the two of them tightly, leaving only one head. Just like a kimchi jar.

"Oh, I finally got a wife. I can live a life where my wife and children are hot on the bed." Xie Jingxiu sighed contentedly.

"Go to sleep, we will be husband and wife when we wake up tomorrow morning. It's great to have a wife and children." Xie Jingxiu was very emotional.

Zhou Yanci was covered tightly, and at this moment, a rush of grass and mud horses roared past in his heart.

This is the end?

What the hell are you telling me, why do you have children? ah? How about we have a good chat?

"Well, didn't anyone give you anything before you got married?" Zhou Yanci struggled for a long time, feeling the warm masculine breath beside him, he was only shocked.

"For what? Oh, my father gave me a book. I read it, and it said that husband and wife should cover up the quilt and talk more, so that they can live in harmony and last forever." Xie Jingxiu nodded, what he said was quite right. Well.

Hehe, it's another aunt who secretly changed it for Master Xie. I'm afraid that I won't know which aunt has seduced my mind.

Zhou Yanci's forehead was throbbing with blue veins.

"Have you ever drank flower wine? Isn't King Yong'an the favorite drinker? Have you two been there?"

"Drink it, and left after drinking. But they have a girl to accompany, I don't. Probably because they are afraid of being crushed to death." Xie Jingxiu didn't care, it must be because he was afraid of being crushed to death.

Zhou Yanci: For so many years, this is what marriage looks like in your eyes...

Thinking about it again, he lost his mother when he was a few years old, and he was always taught by Mr. Xie. Just at the age when he should marry a wife, he went to the battlefield again, and he was born without marriage in this life. Whoever is caught will be defeated, and most of the girls are blocked on weekdays.

The brothers around felt that he couldn't marry a wife, so there was no need to provoke him. I didn't teach him about men and women...

This led to an embarrassing scene of pure chatting under the quilt on the day of marriage.

Didn't he think that he could have a baby like this?

God, you have made this brother beside you miserable.

Zhou Yanci took out a small book from under the bed, and sighed lightly: "After this, we will be considered husband and wife." I'm polluting your pure heart.

God dear father: The one prepared for you must be clean in body and mind, do you still dislike it?

Tsundere face...

Xie Jingxiu was a little confused, his eyes were a little cute when he blinked.

"First of all..." Zhou Yanci probably flipped through two pages, and then sat down cross-legged after making a gesture.

Xie Jingxiu's face turned red: "No, it's not good." Xie Jingxiu's face was blushing, and he felt shy suddenly.

When Zhou Yanci heard it, it was as red as boiled shrimp.

"I'm going to take a cold shower. I probably have some kind of illness. I've looked like this since I was a teenager." Xie Jingxiu was a little disappointed, but he didn't tell anyone.

Zhou Yanci pursed his lips tightly, only feeling that this guy was cheated by God.

"Where's your nanny?" Didn't the disciples of the aristocratic family have been raised by a nanny since childhood? ?

"I dug up my mother's bones in the middle of the night and frightened her into unconsciousness. There will be no more nuns." Xie Jingxie's expression was serious.

"However, when I was young, I heard from my mother that she told me that the two husband and wife just lie on the same bed and sleep. Then they will have a baby." Xie Jingxiu believed it to be true.

Acting like nothing happened.

Zhou Yanci felt distressed and funny in his heart, he just felt that this side of him was extremely cute. My dear mother-in-law, your son almost gave you the best of the best!

It is quite now.

It feels like the mind goes blank for a moment.

Xie Jingxiu...

crashed.

tick...

tick...

tick...

"Sir, you have a nosebleed." Zhou Yanci said lightly.

Xie Jingxiu hurriedly wiped it clean, but his eyes were scorching hot like fire. This made Zhou Yan's face a little hot, and he didn't know whether to stop or continue the movements of his hands.

The curtain slowly fell.

Early the next morning, Zhou Yanci felt as if he had fallen apart, unable to even get up.

Xie Jingxiu looked at her with bright eyes.

"Yanyan, when are we going to play games again?" It looked like he had won a prize, as if he had won a treasure.

Didn't you just hit the jackpot? Some functions have only been turned on until now.

Zhou Yanci wondered if this guy was missing a string. Could it be that his whole mind was pretentious about how to lead troops to fight?

"Now I know why I can't get a wife. Everyone is looking at me with pity." Xie Jingxiu sighed quietly after a long time.

"It's really pitiful." Last night was a joy he had never experienced in the first half of his life.

It seems that all the injustices of fate before have dissipated instantly after encountering Yanyan.

Seems to be getting lucky...

Zhou Yanci looked aggrieved.

Why do you draw inferences from one example? Zhou Yanci was about to cry. As an old driver, he planned to take him with him, but in the end it was himself who cried and begged for mercy...

"Yanyan, how lucky I am to have met you. Meeting you is truly a gift from heaven to me." Xie Jingxiu hugged her, feeling his heart was full.

Zhou Yanci: Let’s not talk about loneliness in the previous eight lives.

Thank you for your rewards, I really appreciate it very much, I have read every comment, tip and vote of Tuanzi. It's just that it's not easy to reply when holding the child every day, so I can only pick a few replies occasionally. Wait for the third one. PS: It's really not easy to raise a child, I burst into tears... I wake up every night for an hour, and take a nap during the day for no more than one hour. Constantly needing to be watched, teased, and hugged...every day besides coding, I just take care of the children... basically there is no other time to spare.