My Wife Has Been Blackened

Ding Wang Shizi is a strange flower.

And it's not the first time.

He was sent to a mental hospital at the age of sixteen in his previous life, and you know why not?

He feels that he is the master of the world. At home, he has to be worshiped by his sisters, parents, and grandparents every day, and he has to eat three sticks of incense sooner or later.

He felt that he was enshrined and should not eat incense from the world.

At school, he felt that his classmates were his subordinates. When he came to school every day, the teacher would say good morning.

As soon as he stood up, he quickly rushed to the podium, pouted his buttocks, and kicked the teacher off the stage.

"All honors are exempt from courtesy, all honors are flat." With a raised hand, hehe, he still looks a bit like an emperor.

Occasionally, the teacher was in class, so he stood up suddenly, saying that he was going out to patrol the territory.

Being scolded by the teacher, he said, "Hey, I'm going to commit the next crime, drag it out and chop it up!" He also smashed the pen holder in his hand hard on the teacher's face, and the teacher cried angrily at that time.

When he reported it to the principal, he cried and called for help, saying that someone was trying to usurp the throne?

Until one day, his grandfather died.

At that time, the grandfather had already been buried in the coffin, and the whole family knelt there and wept bitterly. The younger generation knelt on the ground and burned paper money to cry.

His parents lay on the coffin and nearly passed out from crying.

"Father, you left so early. After a lifetime of suffering, you just woke up and left again. Father, come back..." At that time, his father had just yelled out such a sentence, and there seemed to be a sound in the coffin .

His father was taken aback.

"Father was declared dead by the hospital, right?" asked suspiciously.

His mother nodded again and again, and his father continued to cry in peace.

When the coffin was about to be carried up the mountain, several generations of his family were carrying white gauze behind and crying to send it up the mountain, ha...

The guy suddenly lifted the lid of the coffin, and got up from the coffin wearing his grandfather's shroud.

His face was pale and pale, and the people who carried the coffin were scared out of their wits on the spot. Three of them peed on their pants and fled, and one passed out on the spot.

Several generations of relatives and elders in the family frightened him into the hospital, and his grandmother even went to see his grandfather with half a foot.

"You villain, do you know your mistakes? Do you know how big a mistake you have made? It's nothing more than a small trouble on weekdays, but now you have caused a catastrophe. Your grandmother almost got into a catastrophe because of you. It was almost another coffin!" His father was pumping hard with a broom in the hospital.

He had an innocent face, and his eyes were clear without any malice.

"I didn't do anything. It's too hot. What's wrong with me going in and hugging my grandfather to enjoy the cool? He's so cool, he doesn't mind what you say?"

"Besides, isn't grandma afraid of the heat, let's go in together. It's so wide..." That serious look didn't feel that there was anything wrong at all.

"Do you think it's right for me to enjoy the cool? Grandfather doesn't mind? Save electricity and save energy? Am I right?" His father's question was rendered speechless on the spot.

"If I were like you, it would be terrible!" His father almost let him lead him into a ditch, so angry that his father contacted the mental hospital on the spot and sent him in.

He gave the hospital a high fee and declared that there is no need to come back if there is no major issue.

That night, he became a member of the mysterious team. There is only a wall between Zhou Yanci and the boss.

In the following week, he continued to die, challenging the big brother's position in the hospital. That was an important stage for him to re-understand himself.

And at this moment, he started this miserable life again.

"Let me tell you, before I met you, I was amazing. There are more than a dozen beautiful girls in our place, all of whom have written love poems and winked at me. You know the man I'm talking about, right? She's extremely smart. So what? So what if all the countries have nothing to do with her? So what if all kinds of bullshit coax her? Why don't you prostrate yourself under my pants?" Ding Wangshizi raised his eyebrows, very proud.

Xie Yinghui looked at him with a sneer.

"Believe it or not, don't underestimate the masculine woman. She has a high IQ and committed crimes. Back then, she was the master of the internet industry." The prince boasted.

"It's not a spider, but weaving webs..." Xie Yinghui said contemptuously.

Slowly, a shadow approached and overlapped behind Prince Ding.

The son in front of him was still pointing at Jiang Shan with one hand on his hip and the other: "You still don't believe me, I will call her to meet you when I have a chance... It's a good thing that she is not here, otherwise she must have weak knees and fall under my pants." The prince looked proud.

Zhen Zhu folded her arms with both hands, and said calmly: "I'm here, do you have any comments? Little follower?" Her tone was calm, without any ups and downs.

little follower...

little follower...

What a familiar title...

It seems that countless centuries have passed...

The proud expression on the son's face quickly faded away, and the nobility in his gestures seemed to disappear in an instant. Before turning around, he changed his tone, with a frightened expression on his face: "You don't understand, do you? How lucky am I to know such a powerful person? Let me tell you, it's all my honor. Fortunately, she is not here, she If I am here, I must be lucky in my life." After speaking, the corners of his eyes raised, his chin lifted, and his pride turned into a little Aojiao.

"I have always respected and admired my first sister for generations to come. I will always be his little follower, um, that's it." She nodded her head heavily, as if eager to survive.

Xie Yinghui opened her mouth wide open, and looked at his inconsistent attitude stupidly.

"Do you have a strong desire to survive?" Song Laoqi laughed loudly by the door.

Ding Wangshizi... seems to be frozen. I dare not turn around for a long time...

Can you tell me how many bosses are here?

"I heard that someone wants me to bow down under his pants? Some people want me to write a love letter, and want me to forget about food and drink? Uh huh?" That huh huh made Shizi's legs tremble in fright, and he let out a wow on the spot turn around.

I didn't even dare to look at Zhen Zhu's face, so I knelt down and hugged Zhen Zhu's thigh: "First sister, I was wrong, I was wrong, I use this to express my respect and admiration for you, and my admiration for you will always be It's like a torrential river that goes on and on, my sister..."

Tsk tsk, the desire to survive is really strong.

Prince Ding: Who will tell me, am I dreaming? Why did I have the scariest nightmare of the two lifetimes?

Pretending to be aggressive is risky...

Holding on to the legs of the first sister's trousers and refusing to loosen them, she was heartbroken from crying.

It has to be said that since he was admitted to the hospital, his crying skills have improved day by day. It's all done by the masters. He was trained the most by the first sister, and the dean was trained the most by Yan Yan. That fear is something no one else can understand.

"I think your skin is itchy and deep? Huh? I think your skin is not loose enough, and you want to loosen your muscles and bones." Zhen Zhu's eyes were dark, with a somewhat incomprehensible light.

The prince is about to cry, what sin did I do, I finally died once, and before setting off firecrackers to celebrate, I was caught by the big boss in my previous life?

And, the bosses are all here?

Despair, dense despair...