My Wife Has Been Blackened

The vengeance of the Phoenix is ​​true.

But Phoenix Meat is also real.

The first time it went to Dayue, it was taken by Master Yun. There was also a female phoenix going with her.

It has always felt that Qin Se and Ming are the happiest couple in the world, and its only regret is that the food does not suit its taste.

That group of people raised more than a dozen female phoenix harems for it, but it prefers the one around it the most.

Later, Master Yun took him to pretend to be a sacrifice, but was stolen by a few-year-old child. It didn't resist either, after all, the prince seemed to be an acquaintance of Lord Yun.

Later, the child gave them to a little girl.

The little girl looked at Mianshan, and most importantly, it looked at her with a subdued heart. This has never happened before the saint.

At that time, it felt strange, seeing the little girl stroking its head and stroking the wings of the female phoenix beside it.

He said in his mouth: "Which one is fatter, and which one is fatter." He picked up and shook himself, curling his lips: "The meat is too old."

Then he picked up the female phoenix and went into the woods.

When she came out with the mother Phoenix, the beautiful hair of the mother Phoenix was gone. Bald, with his head drooping, his tender flesh was exposed to the air.

At that time, its eyes were red.

With a neigh, he rushed towards the little girl, but the little girl scolded coquettishly, "Sit down!"

Heck, the king of all things fell heavily from the sky, landed on his head, plunged into the mud, and sat down on his head!

It just feels like its wings weigh a thousand catties, and it can't lift them up.

Then it was picked up by the little devil and hung beside the grill.

I watched helplessly as the devil ripped open the female phoenix, then hung it on the barbecue grill, turning it around and brushing it with honey.

Until the outer layer was golden and baked to the point of dripping with oil, she went to find some bottles and jars and sprinkled them on.

Sprinkle the crushed herbs on it.

Not long after, the golden phoenix meat with low oil emitted a strange fragrance. At that time, it felt that its eyes could not be moved away.

Seeing this girl pulling out her arm-thick wings, gnawing her mouth full of oil, and sighing with satisfaction, she simply...

Human torture.

At that time, Daluan's eyeballs were dripping, and he watched eagerly, but he couldn't remember his anger at all.

Afterwards, the girl packed up what she couldn't finish and threw the bone to herself. Feeding a dog is like an action...

It lowered its noble head and burst into tears as it ate...

female phoenix...

female phoenix...

you……

you……

Why is your bone so delicious, why no one told me! ! Why didn't anyone tell me that the bones are so fragrant! ! !

The mother phoenix died, the sadness is real, but the bones are also really fragrant.

Daluan burst into tears, and hated Zhou Yanci even more. He killed the mother Phoenix, but only gave him the bones to eat.

On the spot, it made a great wish to let Zhou Yanci feed it meat every day for the rest of its life! !

Later, it came true. It's become a dog's leg... oh no, a dog's leg.

Every time it thinks of the past, it grits its teeth with hatred. The meat is so delicious, why should I eat grass? Now seeing the group of old men in white robes, it was furious.

A group of beasts, a group of things that are not human.

It's not human to let Fenghuang eat grass by eating hot and spicy food! Not a thing!

Fenghuang farted towards the old man in white. The old man glanced at it, then twisted his beard and smiled: "This beast still has a bit of aura, and its spirituality is not as violent. No wonder it is an animal. In the next life, it will be an animal, and the little pheasant will also be an animal." Dare to laugh at the old man."

As soon as he finished speaking, Fenghuang rushed to his feet with pouted buttocks, peed all over his feet, then wobbled his fat body... ran away...

The old man was stunned: "You pheasant really has a bit of temperament. Everything in this world is still the most spiritual. It is a rare intelligent spiritual creature in the world. It understands etiquette and knowledge, and understands the world. What it eats is spiritual grass. What he drank was the mountain spring. Every day he stood there, like a painting, how could it look like this little pheasant..." The old man stroked his beard and shook his head, as if this bird could not be taught.

"That's a pity, my pet eats meat. The family's silly bird didn't understand its habits in the past, and it hasn't been understood after feeding it for hundreds of years." Zhou Yanci smiled.

The old man laughed even harder: "Ordinary things are just ordinary things." The fireworks were too heavy, look at the wings, they probably couldn't fly.

"It's all right before Da Luan comes back. I'll ask Lord Yun later. Bringing all the female phoenixes in the temple with me will relieve my anxiety." The old man said with a smile.

After a group of people got ready, they didn't care about Zhou Yan's words.

The saint has become weaker and weaker in the past few days, and the person in charge made Zhou Yanci inseparable from him, not knowing that the saint was even weaker for this.

"I still have half a month to get married, Yanyan, will you be my bridesmaid? Although married women are not allowed to be bridesmaids, no one dares to question what I say. I always feel that you look familiar... You will be my bridesmaid." Sitting on the sedan chair, Zhou Yanci sat cross-legged, suppressing the restlessness in her stomach.

Zhou Yanci: Hehe, I will be the bridesmaid and you will be my husband-in-law's bride. How do you want to die?

"We'll discuss this matter when we go back. Let's go to the sea festival first. I've done this sea festival several times. It's really boring. Every time I finish it, the wind and the sea are calm. It's completely trivial. Standing on the top of the world and enjoying the worship of everyone Days, it’s really lonely.” The saint looked like a poor proofreader, and Zhou Yanci smiled, so let’s play something exciting?

The saint suddenly shivered, and her already weak body became a little shorter.

Sooner or later, you have to kill yourself.

Lan Zhaoguo is surrounded by the sea on the left. The fishermen here rely on the sea to eat and pray every day when they go out to sea. I don't want to return with a full load, I just want to return safely.

But these few times, it seems that something went wrong every time.

Either the fishing boat capsized, or there was a sudden tornado in the sea, or the huge waves capsized the fishing boat and sent it back.

He also made several unfamiliar shapes.

SB^

At this time, the saint stepped out of the sedan chair with the enthusiastic voice of the crowd, and there were all kneeling fishermen underneath, densely packed and numerous in number.

This pretender has a noble and inviolable aura, sacred and inviolable.

Bottom, Lord Yun looked at the woman in white with an idiot on his face. The undisguised affection in her eyes, her every frown and smile, her every word and deed, are all so beautiful.

The national teacher's eyes are full of affection, and his heart is soft.

His eyes turned back inadvertently, his face full of tenderness froze instantly, and his whole body seemed to be petrified.

"Damn it!" He stared wide-eyed, looking at the original partner with a big belly behind the saint.

Things are big...

The national teacher's head is numb, he doesn't even know if Zhou Yanci will give the saint a whole body...

Sacrifice...

The saint is a familiar hand, but the one behind her...

But the king! The king who rewards food from heaven!

To suffer!

The national teacher's mind went blank.

Finished today, see you tomorrow.