My Wife Has Been Blackened

Wufu Village has been a little uneasy recently.

There are a total of more than ten chickens and a large cage of rabbits in the old house of the Zhou family. The old lady can pick up a bagful of eggs every morning.

Ever since the chickens and ducks were driven back from Zhou's house one day, no matter how her family's livestock were closed every day, they were always at Zhou Chengli's side the next day. Eggs, duck eggs, etc., have never been picked up again.

Even when I wake up every morning, I can see the deep chicken paw prints on the wall.

"You guys who killed thousands of knives, fed my chickens and ducks some kind of ecstasy soup, ran to your house, and looked at my old hen, the ones who lay eggs have lost a lot of weight. You debt collectors, yes What's wrong with my chickens and ducks!" The old lady cursed angrily.

Zhou Chengli's face turned reddish, but he couldn't refute.

I really want to know what kind of soup Yanyan poured into your chickens. Every morning when you get up, there are a group of chickens and ducks queuing up at the door to lay eggs.

They all go back to eat chicken food at night, and come to lay eggs early in the morning.

It looked like he was fascinated by it.

Zhou Ming'an dragged the old lady back with a sullen face. He was about to elect the village chief, but he didn't dare to make any noise.

He naively thought that the village chief of Wufu Village was already in his pocket.

"Niang Quanfu's birthday is coming up soon, and these villages are going to grab their blessings. Don't hurt your temper, you young people." The old village head was about to step down, and he said something when he saw Zhou Ming'an's serious face.

Zhou Mingan's complexion changed slightly, he nodded quickly, and ran away with the old lady.

Quanfu Town is famous for its Quanfu Temple, and every three years during the autumn harvest, it attracts many people to "grab blessings".

Among them are several surrounding villages as the main force, one, two, three, four, five Fu villages, and a team from outside. That team is usually sent by the government and belongs to the official team.

It is said that the person who grabs the most blessings every time will be blessed by the Quanfu Empress, which is great luck.

"Boss, you guys should take a good rest these two days. Try to give birth to a fat boy next year." Yang said.

This Dong's stomach didn't have the slightest effect, and Yang was already anxious.

Dong didn't dare to say a word, but Nuonuo nodded. Almost non-existent.

There are three types of unfilial piety: having no descendants is the biggest, and she is the eldest son and daughter-in-law. She eats soup and medicine every day, but her stomach is not up to date, so she is naturally a little guilty.

"Mother, I went to the river yesterday to have a look. The water in the river is almost empty, and I can see a lot of fish backs. It is estimated that it will be hard to find this year." The boss put down the bowl, and Mrs. Dong quickly cleaned it up.

There is a small river in Quanfu Town, which passes through five villages in five directions, and finally converges in the town. In this way, it is difficult to distinguish who belongs to it, and it becomes a common land.

There have been fights over unequal distribution. Until later, Quanfu Temple released the fry every three years.

The fry are mixed with lucky fish engraved with the word "Fu" in a special way, and they are distributed according to the number of "Fu" characters caught. Over time, it simply became a special scenery in Quanfu Town.

The most interesting thing is that grabbing blessings can also be matched freely, which has contributed to many marriages. Also called marriage fish.

The second round of grabbing blessings is even more interesting.

In addition to competing for luck or competing for luck, the word luck cannot be escaped anyway.

"Let Yanyan try this year too. If no one is with her, the third child, you can be with her." Yang paused, still feeling that this daughter could not be beaten.

At this time, Zhou Laosan only felt the back of his head tremble, as if blocking some kind of heaven-sent marriage. The whole person's back was covered with cold sweat.

Reluctantly, he nodded silently.

Xie Fu.

"Brother, dad sent a message. He said he was asking you to go grab blessings too. Maybe bad luck will be better. Dad also said that some noble person is coming. Who is it?" Xie Yinghui smiled and frowned.

The last time an attic collapsed in the other courtyard, it is said that it was collapsed by the butler's fart?

This made the Xie family feel that their family was getting worse and worse.

"However, I think it's because the aunt in the house is too pregnant, and he wants to snatch Fu to have a son?" Xie Yinghui covered her mouth and chuckled.

Xie Jingxiu gave her a slight look, he has almost dealt with the matter here.

If Master Xie hadn't sent a letter, he would have returned to Beijing to return to his command.

Xie Jingxiu frowned, sir? There is a little more doubt in my heart.

I'm afraid that what happened to him this time has aroused suspicion, so let's find out the truth.

"Go find someone with a tough life." Xie Jingxiu was silent for a moment, then ordered.

Xie Yinghui's eyes lit up, but thinking that her brother had beaten him several times, she didn't dare to make a big fuss about finding a girl. Simply plan to fight in person.

"Come on, I'm your own sister. Is it possible that I will hinder your marriage?" Xie Yinghui vowed. This will not break the marriage, will it?

The next morning.

Xie Yinghui, who was planning to test the poison herself, was broken by a beam falling from the sky.

Xie Jingxiu...

Girl, I hurt you!

"Brother, why don't you find a man for you?" Xie Yinghui, who had a broken leg and looked pale, didn't give up. If a woman can't do it, a man can do it, right?

Xie Jingxiu raised his hand to stop him, and went to the army to find someone by himself.

Shi Zhongyu was his childhood playmate and a subordinate in the army. The name of this person is delicate, but he is tall and thick, and his kung fu is not weak. Come to think of it, there will be no accidents, right?

Xie Jingxiu thought anxiously.

Kung fu is excellent, and can also deal with all kinds of accidents. It's okay to think about it.

Xie Damei is deceiving himself and others. Don't even think about your own future daughter-in-law's bad luck, who can hold back? Who can replace her?

They are irreplaceable for both sides!

Zhou family.

Zhou Laosan's eyes were blank and his face was dazed.

Yang, who witnessed the whole tragedy, pursed her lips and said nothing. His face was as black as a lump of carbon, and he didn't want to say anything.

What do you say?

Said that suddenly a group of hens happened to besiege him, cocks happened to peck him hard, big geese chased and bit him, and then happened to cause the hoe on the wall to fall, and happened to break his leg? ? What's more mysterious is that the direction in which the hoe fell is too embarrassing, isn't it? Just force it down! !

If she hadn't seen it with her own eyes, she wouldn't have believed it! !

Zhou Yanci looked at the sky speechlessly. In the previous life, in order to control her, the family had kissed her three times.

How did it turn out? Zhou Yanci doesn't remember much.

I only have a vague impression that when she died, those people seemed to be still lying in bed and asked for three meals a day.

Anyone been rear-end paralyzed by a stroller? Have you been scared by thunder and went into shock and haven't woken up? And one changed sexual orientation?

Thinking about it this way, Zhou Laosan is actually the luckiest! !

At the same time when thanking the mansion, everyone's expressions were also heavy and heavy.

Shi Zhongyu, who was carried in by someone on a stretcher, seemed to have experienced inhumane torture. He was completely lifeless, with white gauze tied all over his body, looking pitiful and pitiful.

"Master Shi was accidentally splashed with boiling water three times along the way, two stones fell from the sky, fell into two big pits, and was chased by a group of wild dogs for seven streets... and then..." Listening to his subordinates reporting in front of the hall, Xie Jing repaired his face Expressionless.

"These are all unavoidable." After finishing speaking, the subordinate did not forget to look up at the master.

I really want to take two steps back, it's really scary.

"How did you get caught in the end?" Xie Yinghui asked in horror.

Shi Zhongyu took a deep breath, and said weakly: "At the gate of Xie's house, a one or three-year-old child threw a banana peel and slipped on it." After speaking, his mouth moved, as if struggling, and finally said nothing .

He probably had hallucinations, he seemed to feel someone pushing him somewhere, and pressed him against the banana peel! ! ! ! I can't even climb up...

Tomorrow is the day to grab the lucky fish.

Xie Jingxiu...

Zhou Yanci...

One is because of bad luck and people can't resist it.

One is because the blessings are too great for everyone to bear, and they have the same effect.