My Wife Has Been Blackened

"We must catch that damn old man, he is the one who said he would burn us to death."

"That old man is simply the leader of a cult..."

Everyone said something to each other, and they stopped crying now. They only regretted that they had no right to arrest the old man.

The translator was close to the elder, but now he was listening to his mutterings, his face looked strange, and he was a little further away from him.

"What's coming, what's the Lord, what's making an unforgivable mistake, begging for death... What the hell, is he really a psycho?" The translator listened to his intermittent recitation, but couldn't hear clearly, and only cursed lightly.

Unexpectedly, the elder suddenly turned around and stood up.

He knelt down again towards where they were, and kowtowed heavily.

He said in Chinese with his feet curled: "Today, I am the one who made the mistake, and I... will take full responsibility for it! Please, let go of my descendants and the people I protect! God, please don't punish me..."

"I wish to be your slave forever and ever."

He kowtowed respectfully three times, then stood up abruptly.

The expression of a young man next to him changed, and he seemed to shout something. It looked like he was his grandfather.

I saw the old man looking up to the sky and yelling, and then headed directly towards the sea of ​​​​fire under the horrified eyes of everyone.

He was shouting loudly, and the translator's expression changed again and again.

"What did he say?" Someone trembled in fright and was curious about what he said.

The translator said dryly: "I am willing to dedicate my soul to be your slave for the rest of my life, to look after your home and protect your courtyard. I can serve you in this life, this life is enough. Perfect..."

"Is it still satisfying to be burned to death?" Shu Yuan twitched the corner of his mouth. So is it a good thing if I bury myself alive?

"You must be sick. He brought people all the way here to burn us for no reason. Now he kneels down and jumps into the fire for no reason. Is he trying to escape the law?" There was already a burning smell in the air at this moment, and everyone couldn't help but take a few steps back. .

"There's no need to escape to the underworld, right?"

Well……

Everyone fell silent.

On the contrary, the group of fanatical believers raised their hands and cheered, then knelt down to send them off.

"Who knows what they are worshiping? There must be something wrong with them. Maybe it's an evil god somewhere... right? Do you think someone who can worship that corpse can be a good person?" Pointing to the mummy on the ground.

In the dark night, people wearing white clothes came walking.

"This thing should have been thrown in and burned. It's a scourge. If it weren't for him, what would have happened to us? Didn't the experts say that he was choked to death? If there is a god, why should he be choked to death? Isn't it just a man? Where's the disaster star?" He stepped forward and kicked the corpse.

Bai Yi paused in his steps and tightened his grip.

He Siyan looked at it with his feet up and nodded firmly: "It's a bit ugly."

Bai Yi opened his mouth to refute, but the luck he had stolen from him disappeared when he encountered the sun, and he could no longer protect his body. Can they look good if they are all mummified?

But he was too lazy to explain, so he just shut up.

Just watching the man stamp on his face one after another, Bai Yi's expression changed several times.

"I'm going to step on you to death, you bastard. Even if you die, you won't let anyone live in peace..." He stepped on the crotch of the mummy, and Bai Yi tightened his legs reflexively and clamped his legs tightly.

"What are you doing? Did your egg break?" He Siyan came out smoothly.

…………

After saying that, everyone was dumbfounded. He covered his mouth and took a step back. Oh my god, I accidentally said it! ! He patted his mouth gently, what a slutty mouth!

He Siyan lowered his head, almost not daring to look at his master's face!

"No, no, I mean... I mean, although you are young, but..." Ah, He Siyan's face turned pale with fright.

"I know you are big, I know you are big!" He nodded quickly to show his affirmation. A bag that bulges out so big must be quite big.

She had never paid attention to it before. Later, after I came out, I read a lot of small books with a little color.

Only then did I realize that my master has a lot of capital. She had peeked at it many times while living in the house. Anyway, I have never seen anyone bigger than him.

Bai Yi's face turned pale with anger. Pointing at her, she almost got internal injuries from anger.

After raising you for so many years, it only took half a fucking year for you to forget all about it. Have they been eaten by dogs in the past few decades?

What made him even more depressed was that no one dared to approach him in the house before. I never need to lock the door when I take a shower.

Since she came here, she has entered him by mistake three times while he was taking a shower! Every time I come in, my eyes open like light bulbs.

He, he thought it was an accident! But I never thought that she has changed now! He became a different person from the bottom of his heart.

Breaking away from the mold he had given her, she ran wildly in all directions...

In an instant, the He Siyan with fluttering white clothes and celestial spirit in his mind was shattered with a bang.

At this time, the bad guy had already been controlled by the military.

"We will take the body back, and we will give you an explanation for this matter. This is a cultural relic, please take good care of it." Then someone brought a glass over and put the mummy inside.

"Should we put preservatives in?" Dabao looked at it eagerly.

Erbao rolled his eyes at him: "How about I make you a pickled pepper mummy, just like making pickled pepper chicken feet?"

Dabao touched his head and laughed, making everyone laugh.

Bai Yi looked at the mummy and his eyes flickered, but he turned around and walked towards the group of experts.

Now, he is eager to verify one thing!

Shu Yuan's whole body stiffened the moment she saw him approaching. When Bai Yi's eyes glanced at her, his steps froze.

Frowning, he looked at her.

A feeling of déjà vu.

"Old man, you said that the woman in the coffin is not the original owner? How do you know?" He Siyan asked, hoping to dispel some of the embarrassment.

The egg was broken, and his eyes glanced at the crotch of the mummy, and then glanced at the crotch of the white clothes.

Don’t know which one is bigger?

Bai Yi felt her gaze, his face darkened, and his teeth clenched unconsciously.

"It's a joke, I specialize in studying his time. He was a famous person in his time, but it was a pity that he died young. Because he loved that woman, he left many portraits of her, which are obviously similar to the counterfeit in the coffin. It's not the same person. And according to the test, the person in the coffin was buried alive and died. He did not enter the coffin after death. The ancients called it sacrificing love."

After the expert finished speaking, his body in white swayed.

Six hundred years, preserved for six hundred years.

He has been proud for six hundred years. He was the only one to embrace a beautiful woman. He was the only one to win over Xie Daiqi and marry her. He could not share the same bed when he was alive and share the same hole after death. He had been proud for six hundred years!

The white-clothed body swayed suddenly and fell uncontrollably towards Shu Yuan.

In that moment...

Shu Yuan silently took a step aside...

He watched Bai Yi fall to the ground. Fortunately, Bai Yi held his hands when he fell to the ground, thus avoiding an embarrassment.

only……

The disgust on Shu Yuan's face stung his heart deeply. Oh shit. That's not how you dug my grave!

Bitch!

Women are all fickle pigs! !

Bai Yi's eyes wanted to poke holes in He Siyan and Shu Yuan!