My wife is a dragon

Xia Li has clearly felt that his mentality has changed a lot in the past two days.

In the past, lying on the sofa, watching Lucia's busy little figure, and listening to the sound of her washing dishes in the kitchen, Xia Li would feel it was a kind of enjoyment.

At that time, Xia Li had a sense of pride in personally training the evil dragon to be a housework expert, watching her improve little by little, and mastering the process of human life little by little.

But now, Xia Li is sitting on the sofa, and the sound of running water in the kitchen makes him a little restless.

When he heard the sound of the stainless steel bowl sliding into the sink and being immediately picked up by a pair of small hands to continue washing, Xia Li stood up directly.

"Go, go, I'll wash it."

Xia Li pushed the evil dragon away from the sink.

The evil dragon's hands were full of detergent bubbles. She shook her dragon claws and looked at Xia Li strangely.

"I'll hang the curtain for you, you can spread it on the sofa."

After saying that, he did not forget to grab the evil dragon's foamy claws in front of the faucet to wash it.

Lucia was very obedient, and left the kitchen silently.

Xia Li washed the dishes and pots. After finishing this, he saw the dragon in the living room holding a mop pole and mopping the floor diligently.

This guy can't stay idle for a second!

Her apron was not untied yet, and she had a neat bun on her head. The thin apron straps behind her swayed left and right as her waist twisted.

"Who asked you to do this!"

Xia Li saw this and went to grab the mop again.

Lucia frowned slightly, and her tone was a little aggrieved.

"You let me."

"I won't let you now. You are still bleeding. Go lie down." Xia Li pointed at the sofa and said.

"It's almost clean..."

Lucia's voice was very low, but she still obediently went to the sofa to curl up.

Xia Li cleaned the house and went to the balcony to hang clothes.

These houseworks are not tiring, but they are very troublesome.

Does the evil dragon usually do so many things?

In recent days, she has even been doing these things while bearing the weakness of her menstrual period.

Looking back, Xia Li looked at the neatly arranged furniture in the living room and the empty vase on the TV cabinet that was wiped clean by Lucia.

He couldn't help but sigh that these were the details he had always ignored.

Xiaolong is actually quite capable.

There is a taste of a good wife and mother.

"..."

Looking at the sofa, Lucia was holding an elementary school math textbook on her knees, counting with her fingers.

Seemingly encountering some high-level problems, Lucia looked at her little face and inadvertently looked up and looked at Xia Li.

"What are you looking at."

Xia Li walked over to look, but Lucia didn't let him see it. She suddenly closed her legs and clamped the math book together.

Xia Li found it funny, "It's okay if you don't let me see the phone, why don't you let me see the math book?"

"...I will definitely do this question."

Lucia had a cold little face and answered irrelevantly.

Well, it turned out that she was stuck on elementary school questions, but she didn't want Xia Li to see her rookie level, so she didn't show it to him.

Juelong has her own stubbornness, and she is quite stubborn.

"It's okay, just learn math casually. Most of the knowledge in it is actually useless. It's basically enough to know addition, subtraction, multiplication and division."

Xia Li comforted her and then asked her, "What is 3 times 5?"

"..."

Lucia kept silent.

Then she began to use all the knowledge reserves of the dragon clan to calculate this problem.

Before coming to Earth, Lucia only knew addition and subtraction within 20, and she couldn't even count to 100.

If Xia Li hadn't bought her so many math books, she still didn't know that there are more convenient calculation methods such as multiplication and division in the world.

3 times 5 is equal to 3 times 5 added together...

This is not difficult for her.

Lucia began to count with her fingers.

A person has five fingers on one hand, which means that three hands are needed.

But Lucia soon found that she only had two hands, which was not enough.

"Come here for a moment." Lucia waved to the brave man.

When Xia Li came to the sofa, Lucia grabbed one of his big hands, and now there were exactly three hands.

After counting her fingers carefully, Lucia broke Xia Li's thumb and continued to count.

After counting, she gave the final answer.

"It's 15!"

"You are so smart..."

Xia Li was a little amused.

Say she is stupid, she can think of a solution.

Say she is smart... After learning for more than half a month, she still can't recite the multiplication table.

"What if it is 3 times 8?" Xia Li said again.

"There are also five toes."

"... Then what?"

"My hands and feet plus your hands and feet, just count them once."

Xia Li: "..."

Xia Li had nothing to say.

But he was not in a hurry.

Who didn't have a runny nose and tears when they were young because of the multiplication table? Lucia has only been on Earth for more than a month, and now she can do some addition and subtraction, which is very good.

Lucia's Chinese level has improved rapidly.

This is probably because she likes to use her mobile phone to browse the small broken website every day. Now she is very good at reading subtitles. Xia Li occasionally wants to cheat her, but she doesn't fall for it.

"I will be your boss's wife to collect the bills in the future. We don't even know that we have lost our pants." Xia Li said with a smile.

"Boss's wife? Boss's mother?" Lucia has never heard of this term.

"The boss's wife is the boss's wife!"

Xiao Long understood it seriously and nodded: "Oh, she is the boss's mother-in-law."

"..."

Lucia's names for interpersonal relationships between humans are also a mess.

Xia Li didn't bother about this and pulled Xiao Long back to the room.

He simply made a bed on his bed and turned it into a dragon's nest. Xia Li let Lucia lie on the bed by herself, and he went back to the computer to start working.

If this guy is put in the living room, Xia Li will always miss her in his heart. It is better to put her behind him directly, so that even the efficiency of typing on the keyboard can be greatly improved.

"Hmm...?"

Lucia chose to go with the flow and started reading a book while lying on the bed, but the brave man sitting on the gaming chair kept looking back at her, which made her a little alert.

No, no surprise attack again? !

"I'm thinking... I seem to be very clingy to you." Xia Li suddenly said.

After hearing this, Lucia grabbed her chest and smelled the smell on her body.

"I don't have any glue on me."

"Ah..."

Xia Li sighed.

Sometimes it's hard to play the piano to a dragon.

He was talking seriously here, and this guy was analyzing for him more seriously.

There's no romance at all!

"I've finished writing the stories you told me last time. Tell me more."

Xia Li said, opening the backend of the novel website and patrolling the comment area.

[Little Dragon, my little Dragon has grown up... and will resist those bad guys! ]

[Why did you destroy a main city? Isn't this invading all the neighboring countries? Here's a suggestion. When launching an attack, it's best to burn down all the granaries first, so that the troops behind will be automatically weakened a lot. Just fire the mountain and kill them. ]

[Pah, there are P-Corps war criminals everywhere. Do you think the plot you're talking about matches the tone of the story in the book? ]

[Why doesn't it match? The protagonist here is a pure-blooded dragon. Isn't it natural for a dragon to conquer the world? ]

[The actual situation must not be like this. If these things are done, the hatred will be too deep. If humans unite to encircle and suppress the protagonist, no matter how pure-blooded a dragon is, it will fall to the ground in minutes.]

[This is the actual situation. It's just a novel, not real.]

[The author wrote the setting and world view in such detail. I think it's quite real.]

[It's even more real. I think you are crazy.]

The comment section below the record is still noisy and praising.

This kind of non-human protagonist is a special theme. Those who like it can bring it into it. If they can't bring it into it, they can either treat the protagonist as a training or directly find fault from the perspective of humans.

Xia Li looked around and felt that there was no problem. Under normal circumstances, he would choose to ignore it. It is basically freedom of speech for him.

"The rest of the story..."

Lucia popped up from Xia Li's side at some point, and Xia Li was so scared that he immediately closed the comment section.

Xiaolong's heart is quite fragile. It's better not to let her see these things.

"Humans won't like the following content."

"Why?"

Lucia rubbed the ears of the sheep in her arms and recalled: "Because the following story is about me robbing human gold coins."

As a dragon, and a pure-blooded dragon with absolute power, Lucia, like most dragons, has such a "glorious" record.

Dragons love gold coins as much as humans love gold coins.

It's just that they are not bound by human rules, and they can get what they want by robbing.

"These contents are very important to this complete story, you tell it."

Xia Li created a new chapter document and prepared to write it.

He has already written a story about dragons, so does he have to create a "righteous dragon"?

"There's nothing interesting, just robbing the gold coins of those dukes and lords..."

Lucia is not willing to talk about her evil deeds.

Especially after understanding the human laws of this world, Lucia realized that her previous practices were wrong.

And Xia Li is a brave man, and telling these things to a brave man is equivalent to confessing his criminal record.

Xia Li might punish her.

"How to do it specifically? Tell me more details, I have to write it down."

Xia Li wrote the title of this part, and he wrote down what Lucia said. After she finished speaking, Xia Li would polish and process the content.

Lucia had to speak weakly:

"If I meet a lord with stronger guards, I will choose to find an opportunity to attack at night...If it is worse, I will directly occupy it, blow up the duke's house, and then open the warehouse and sleep in it myself."

After being besieged by humans several times and awakening her desire to destroy, Lucia's attitude towards humans took a sharp turn for the worse.

The main city of the human kingdom was difficult to conquer, so she focused on the noble manor and the duke's lord.

The reputation of the Silver Dragon Queen was established as early as the first battle. After that, Lucia was invincible. Often before a crusade began, she roared like a dragon, and those human adventurers were scared and fled.

Until she met Xia Li.

This plug-in hero holding the Demon-Exorcist Sword.

The dragon's magic defense was as fragile as a piece of paper in front of him, and the hard dragon scales shattered at the touch.

Apart from throwing stones at the hero to cause him some damage, any other magic was futile.

"What's next? What should we do when we encounter towns and villages on the way to rob the Duke's Mansion?"

Xia Li asked questions while knocking down the outline.

"Average towns and villages? I disdain that kind of thing," Lucia replied.

"What are the poor people who have to grab? They can't even afford to eat."

"...I didn't expect that you are quite principled in being a dragon. You only rob the rich and not the poor." Xia Li was surprised.

Lucia hummed twice: "They don't have little gold coins. And I robbed those nobles more of them because of revenge... revenge on them bullying me when I was young."

"But one thing is quite interesting."

Lucia fell into memories and her vigilance for Xia Li was also invisibly put down.

Xia Li patted her thighs, and she naturally sat up, moved her butt in, and found a comfortable position to lean half on Xia Li.

A faint fragrance of shower gel and milk floated from the evil dragon, and Xia Li's intention to write a book was fading.

Looking at the evil dragon who was telling his great achievements in a thrilling manner, Xia Li felt that the thoughts in his head were as messy as tofu.

The lips that were talking were as delicate as the first blooming peach blossoms. Xia Li wanted to bite her, to see if she could still mutter and speak.

It's bad, it's not the fragrance...

It's the smell of hormones!

"Every time I open the door of the noble warehouse and take away the gold coins and gems inside, the common people will rush over after me and divide the rest of the things inside - they even ask me to save the silver dragon!"

Lucia spoke proudly, and the more she spoke, the more she felt more and more submissive she felt. She didn't realize that the brave's evil hand was already on her waist.

"Savior Silver Dragon, so powerful?" Xia Li was very supportive.

"Well, that's how poor humans without small gold coins call me, and many places even welcome me!"

The evil dragon was still talking in a clear way. Xia Li stole the sheep in her arms that was in trouble. Lucia's hands were empty. The whole dragon had turned half a circle, his legs slightly spread apart, and he sat face to face with Xia Li in his arms.

"That's amazing..."

Xia Li sighed from the bottom of her heart, and then said solemnly: "Then I want to reward you."

"..."

Lucia realized what Xia Li wanted to do, and directly pressed his face with his claws.

"However, some places still hate me quite. After I attacked human aristocrats, those nobles and dukes would find ways to increase taxes to make up for their losses... Humans in those places would drive me away."

Lucia was still talking nonsense, but Xia Li had only a pile of waste left in her mind.

Unfortunately, his sneak attack failed. Lucia blocked his eyes with one small hand, and the other hand directly pinched his tool of crime (referring to his lips).

"You are not allowed to kiss me."

Lucia snorted and said ruthlessly.

"Why??" Xia Li was unhappy and barely squeezed out a cry from the gap where the duck's mouth was pinched.

"Just one!"

"It won't work at once."

"Then let's hit 0:5!"

"What is it at 0:5?"

"It means only kissing the upper half of the lips, not the lower half."

"So, can this be done?"

Lucia tried to imagine it, but just thinking about it made Long feel embarrassed.

Seeing the brave man's two lips that were pinched up by his fingers, Lucia automatically matched him with the pig's mouth in her mind...

"You do it yourself, I won't attack you this time, and my eyes are closed."

Feeling that the little dragon on his body was hesitating instead of refusing, Xia Li felt that there was a chance and increased his efforts and said:

"This is how humans express their love. Didn't you say you like me too? You are also a human being, so you should try to express your feelings in the human way."

Under Xia Li's orderly and kind temptation, Lucia was a little shaken.

Just touching, it seems nothing.

But there are quite a lot of ways for humans to express their feelings...

In the movies she has seen recently, in addition to mouth-to-mouthing, humans will take off their clothes and roll on the bed next time...

Lucia doesn't know how to roll in. After all, there is something wrong with the shooting of those movies, and she can't see the picture below.

"Then, then you take your lower lip back."

The dragon's voice was very awkward, and his face was probably quite red.

Unfortunately, Xia Li was covered in her eyes and could not see anything.

"How can I take back this..."

Xia Li tried it and sucked her lower lip into her teeth and bit her.

Then Lucia slowly stood up in his arms and pressed a small hand on his chest.

Feeling the breath approaching, Xia Li secretly raised her palm and aimed at the back of Lucia's head.

The moment she pressed over, he exerted force with his wrist and pressed Lucia into his arms.

The two of them leaned back together, their lips squeezing, and even their teeth touched together.

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Lucia slapped the brave man's face.

The brave and bad guy, if you fail to attack, you can rely on cheating and robbing!

Never be fooled again!