My wife is a dragon

Chapter 163 Xia Li is going to give birth to a human cub! (4.2K)

After a night of unremitting efforts.

The evil dragon Lucia has mastered the basic etiquette of human women meeting their boyfriend's parents.

Open the door and greet, then greet with a smile.

Xia Li specifically reminded her that she should be cold and beautiful when dealing with outsiders outside, but she must not be indifferent when meeting her parents.

Ms. Fang is very sensitive.

Doing this will make Ms. Fang feel that Lucia doesn't like her, and then she will be greatly frustrated.

Lucia understands this feeling and thinks about it from another perspective.

If Xia Li had a cold face and didn't talk to her when she sat on Xia Li's lap, she would start to reflect on whether she had done something wrong.

"Xia Li is so fierce..."

"I didn't do anything."

Xia Li kept crying injustice.

He just told Lucia to smile when dealing with people, but the stinky evil dragon imagined the scene in his mind, and he made himself angry after imagining it.

Is this the kind of jokes on the Internet?

Girls are just a real stingy bag, they can make themselves angry.

晚上做梦梦见男朋友移情别恋，然后要起床把男朋友胖揍一顿，哭着问男朋友为什么这么做……夏黎没少看见这样的段子。

"Take a break on your insmart dragon brain!"

Xia Li rubbed Lucia's big-faced pancake with both hands. Lucia was not serious and surrendered directly.

"I know what to do tomorrow, right?"

"Well, I know!" Lucia patted her slightly raised chest, full of confidence.

The only way to reduce the error rate is to do nothing and say nothing.

If you directly extinguish the signs of the incident, there will be no trouble.

"There is another problem..."

Xia Li suddenly thought that when Lucia and Zhou Anqi first met, Lucia was also asked to nod and not shake her head.

As a result, Zhou Anqi asked a lot of strange questions.

If the person he was chatting with was Fang Xia...

Xia Li could imagine that Ms. Fang would be even more ruthless.

"Well, if my mother asks about marriage, you can say that you haven't thought about it that far yet and are still discussing it with me..."

Xia Li scratched the hair behind his ears and felt that his hair had grown long and should be trimmed.

After a pause, he cleared his throat and added.

"Also, children too..."

"Children? Shoes?" Lucia tilted her head.

In the dialect of Shu Province, children = shoes.

Although when she was with Xia Li, the two spoke Mandarin, but Lucia often heard these dialects when she went out.

As she listened, she learned some.

"Children, that is, human cubs!"

"Oh... Xia Li is going to give birth to human cubs!"

Xia Li was so angry that he was embarrassed, but Lucia was still holding back.

He fell silent and stared at the little face of the evil dragon.

Lucia blinked her eyes and suddenly felt a little guilty, so she quickly opened the quilt and got in.

"Go to sleep! Then welcome the arrival of the great human tomorrow!" she said loudly.

She seemed to want to use this tone to cover up her panic.

Xia Li watched her quietly.

The stinky dragon squirmed in the quilt twice, not showing Xia Li his expression.

It is basically certain that the dragon really knows about human knowledge.

After turning off the incandescent light on the ceiling, Xia Li got up and went to the balcony to close the door.

"Meow~"

Wuqi's figure had disappeared in the living room, and only a calico kitten sat on the ground and looked out the window obediently.

"Meow~~"

Seeing Xia Li coming, Mianhua came over and rubbed Xia Li's leg with his head.

"That cat uncle never closes the door when he goes out."

Xia Li closed the balcony door, and the whistling wind stopped abruptly.

He squatted down and touched the head of the little cotton ball again.

"Don't go out like him, you won't be found if you go out."

"Meow~~"

Mianhua narrowed her eyes, revealing her white belly under Xia Li's caress.

"It's broken."

Xia Li thought of another thing while petting the cat.

"I forgot to tell Wuqi not to come back tomorrow night..."

...

The next day.

After getting up, Lucia was as excited as if she had been injected with chicken blood.

She touched and looked around in the living room, and always felt that the house should be cleaned up.

"Don't clean it up, if you keep cleaning up, we will be penniless."

Xia Li pulled the evil dragon and pressed her on the sofa.

The living atmosphere that was created with great difficulty, the smell of fireworks in the house were all swept away by the evil dragon.

These things were to be shown to Ms. Fang.

"Xia Li, let's go out and buy some things."

Lucia still thought that something should be done.

When humans welcome important friends to come, they will welcome them and prepare grand celebrations.

I won't just sit at home and wait.

"What do you want to buy?" Xia Li asked the dragon.

"..."

Lucia thought for a while.

If it was the dragon clan, the dragon clan likes gold, and filling the nest with gold will definitely be liked by the same clan.

But humans like gold less than the currency circulating in society.

So, in summary...

Lucia said seriously: "Let's go to the bank to steal small amounts of money... and then put them on the ground!"

"What are you thinking?" Xia Li laughed.

"Because humans like small amounts of money!"

"You're right about that..."

Xia Li said, pulling the dragon's claw.

"But there's one thing you don't know, my parents like you, so you sitting at home is the best welcome for them."

Lucia silently pulled the claw out of Xia Li's hand.

Every time a human said they liked her, the dragon felt shy.

And it was such an important person who said they liked her...

Xia Li fiddled with his phone, and after thinking about it, he ordered takeout fruit, and got up to put away the instant noodles and 'junk food' in the kitchen, and hid the Demon-Exorcising Sword and the Golden Bell under the bed.

Humans have their own way of dealing with the world, and the dragon doesn't understand these things.

Time lasted until the afternoon.

Xia Li and Ms. Fang agreed to a time of four in the afternoon.

Watching the time pass by, Xia Li sat on the sofa, his movements were exactly the same as the dragon's, and he looked honest.

"I suddenly feel very hot." Xia Li pulled his collar.

Usually they wear their own coral fleece pajamas at home, but today they are going to meet their family, so they are all dressed up, even wearing high-necked sweaters.

Lucia is wrapped up like a white and fat little dumpling.

Because Ms. Fang specifically told Lucia to dress warmly, and even asked Xia Li to correct it many times, Xia Li, in order to show a corrective attitude, wrapped Lucia to a warm degree that her mother praised.

Pressing his palm on her white down jacket, he could even leave a row of exaggerated palm prints.

"Are you hot?" Xia Li fanned with his hands and asked Lucia again.

Lucia sat upright, her little hands on her knees, stiff neck and shook her head.

"I, I, I, I'm not hot."

Long is very slow to perceive changes in temperature. As long as the temperature is not hot enough, it doesn't matter to Lucia.

But even if she doesn't feel hot, Lucia's nervousness is no less than Xia Li's.

She was so nervous that she started to stutter.

This made Xia Li panic.

Is this what it feels like to bring a girlfriend to meet her parents...?

She was nervous but excited at the same time.

She was afraid that her parents would be dissatisfied with Lucia, and she was also afraid that Lucia would not like her parents. Xia Li acted as the middleman, and always felt that it was difficult to make a balance between the two.

However...

This evil dragon has a friendly personality, and there is nothing wrong with him except poor social skills.

And Ms. Fang is not a nitpicking person.

They should have no problem getting along... right?

"Remember to call uncle and aunt later, don't repeat after me... You can't repeat after me now."

Xia Li rubbed the sweat in her palms on her trouser legs and said to the evil dragon.

"I know, I know." The evil dragon nodded repeatedly.

She now understands this kind of interpersonal relationship...

The mother of the hero cannot call her mother herself, and she can only call her mother after the hero agrees.

"Bang, bang,!"

Just when the two were sitting on pins and needles, the door of the house was finally knocked.

…

Open the door.

What Xia Li saw was a rice ball delivery man wearing a yellow coat and rabbit ears.

It turned out to be a fruit delivery man.

Xia Li reached out to take it and thanked him.

The nervous dragon behind him also came over. When he saw the familiar dress, he subconsciously followed.

"Male rabbit ears..."

"What ears?"

Behind the male rabbit-eared girl, a man and a woman walked up the stairs.

The woman was wearing a bright dark blue cotton jacket, holding a simple vegetable basket in one hand and a delicate shoulder bag in the other, giving people a sense of the virtuousness of a fashionable aunt.

She smiled very gently, especially when she saw Lucia behind Xia Li, her face with some traces of time instantly smiled.

The man walking in front of the woman was wearing dark clothes. He was holding a few large boxes in his hands, blocking his face, and hurried to the door.

The question of "what ears" came from the middle-aged man. He thought he had misheard.

Lucia quickly shrank her neck, her face flushed.

Xia Li took a step forward and took the initiative to greet her.

"Mom."

"Mom... Auntie."

Lucia was nervous and her mouth slipped.

After she finished speaking, she lowered her head, and Xia Li could see her ripe earlobes.

No, did Long do it on purpose or accidentally?

It couldn't be intentional or accidental, right?

"Hello, Xiaolu, first time meeting you!"

Fang Xia stood in front of Xia Yuanjun, excited to greet her future daughter-in-law.

I've seen her in photos before.

The girl has small bones and a petite figure. Her beautiful and soft facial features are somewhat similar to the traditional soft girls in Shu Province.

It's the kind of beauty that is pretty and a little bit of Western mixed blood.

Fang Xia originally liked Lucia's well-behaved appearance, and after hearing about Lucia's "background story" from Xia Li, she felt even more distressed for the little girl.

"Is it cold? This old house has no insulation. It must be very cold to live here!"

Fang Xia had heard about Lucia's shyness and kindness from her neighbors. Seeing Lucia's embarrassed look, Fang Xia didn't mind at all. She walked over and held her hand.

This watery face...

I'm afraid even the climate of Shu Province can hardly raise such a little girl, right?

"It's not cold, auntie."

Lucia was so nervous that she stuttered.

The girl looked quite frail, and Fang Xia thought she would be the type with a cold body, but when she pulled her hand over, she found that she was unexpectedly warm.

Not bad.

Xia Li had passed this test.

"It's okay, don't be nervous, we are all family!"

Fang Xia invited Old Xia to come in together.

Xia Li stood at the door, and let alone greet him, the old couple looked at him like a transparent person, not even looking at him straight in the eye, and all their attention was on Lucia.

No, who is your biological son.

And that evil dragon over there, your boyfriend is at the door!

Xia Li closed the door a little lonely, and by the way, he packed up Cotton, who was squatting at the door and curiously looking at the corridor outside, and hugged him in his arms.

"Dad."

He went to the kitchen to help Old Xia.

Old Xia acted as a feeder again this time, delivering a large number of supplies to Xia Li.

In addition to the common apples and pears in winter, there were also some meat, vegetables and eggs.

Ms. Fang is really... She just loves to do this.

It's something that can be bought anywhere, but she has to send it to Xia Li from far away, as if she thinks Xia Li will never grow up, he can't pick good things, only the best ones she personally sends are the best.

However, these are the thoughts of the old couple, so even if Xia Li doesn't like to eat, he will choose to accept it.

"Do you have a cat?"

Putting two boxes of fruit together, Xia Yuanjun turned his head and saw the kitten in Xia Li's arms.

Xia Li nodded and touched the cotton head.

"Well, it's not dirty."

Xia Yuanjun didn't say much.

Maybe he would have given a few words of advice in the past, but now Xia Li is so old, those words should be swallowed.

Turn on the faucet to wash his face. Fang Xia in the living room is still chatting with Lucia. Xia Yuanjun has nothing to do alone, but he can't bring himself to talk to his son, so he starts to wander around the house.

When going to Xia Li's bedroom, Xia Yuanjun felt it was inappropriate, so he stopped and backed out, and then turned to the small dark room.

As a result, he thought it was still wrong, so he backed out again.

Now this house belongs to Xia Li's private territory.

And he can only be a guest who visits and stay in the living room.

Xia Yuanjun always feels that this house has changed a lot.

But the furniture layout has not changed, the things are still the same, but the people are not the same.

Things are different?

This word is not appropriate here.

Looking back at Xia Li who followed him like a tail, Xia Yuanjun shook his head and sighed.

This kid is guarding against him.

Young people, hiding something in the room... those who know will understand.

"Dad, where is your thermos cup, I'll go get you some hot water."

Xia Li was very attentive.

I was afraid that the old man would be too idle.

Xia Yuanjun waved his hand: "In the car, I'm not thirsty."

After that, Xia Yuanjun couldn't find a place to rest, so he went to the balcony.

After closing the balcony door skillfully, Xia Yuanjun took out a cigarette and lit it, and the house was immediately filled with smoke.

"Didn't Lao Xia quit smoking? Why is he still smoking so hard?"

Xia Li went to the sofa to squeeze with Elong.

But Elong didn't squeeze with him, and left with a face like a red apple.

Xia Li glanced at her.

I don't know what Ms. Fang talked to her about.

"I smoke occasionally," Fang Xia said with a smile, "your dad is happy."

"I can see it." Xia Li nodded.

Lao Xia is just a proud person.

He is not as enthusiastic as Fang Xia, and his emotions are used to hiding in his heart. For so many years, Xia Li has been watching.

"Mom, what did you say to Xiaolu?" Xia Li still cares more about this matter.

Fang Xia sighed and said, "Nothing."

After that, she waved to Xia Li, and Xia Li sat over to listen to her seriously.

"When are you going to have a child?"

Xia Li: "???"

Ms. Fang always uses her ultimate move when she meets someone?

No wonder the dragon's face was so red with shame.

"We haven't even gotten married yet." Xia Li said helplessly.

Fang Xia asked again, "When are you going to get married?"

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