My wife is a dragon
Chapter 182 - Do you prefer dragon tails to dragon butts? (4K)
The goose that Lucia had just caught was stewed by her aunt who had driven her home.
Her aunt married to the next village, which was less than ten miles away. It only took a few minutes to get there by electric bike. She liked to go to her parents' home when she had nothing to do. Today, Fang Xia brought her children back for a rare visit, so she wanted to show off her skills to everyone.
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Just as she was about to catch a goose in the backyard, her aunt pushed open the fence and saw a pretty little girl standing there. The little girl held the goose's neck with one hand. No matter how the goose flapped its wings, she was not afraid at all.
She thought it was a girl who ran into the wrong yard, but when she saw Xia Li, the misunderstanding was automatically resolved.
"Are you scared?"
"No, no."
Her aunt was killing the goose nearby, pouring wine, bleeding it, and plucking its feathers with boiling water.
It was the first time that Lucia saw humans processing animal meat. She stood by and watched with relish, swallowing her saliva from time to time.
"This goose is a goose seedling I bought from the market last year. I didn't expect it to be so fat. Your grandma can fatten any animal she raises. Isn't it amazing? ... By the way, Xiaolu, Xiaoxia said you are from another place. How do you deal with geese there?"
Xia Li's aunt is also very outgoing. She chatted with Lucia quite familiarly.
Lucia squatted on the cement floor, thought for a while and said, "We all chew it raw..."
"She is from the mountains and has never seen a big goose."
"Oh, yes, I am from the mountains and have never seen a big goose."
Luckily, Lucia reacted quickly. When Xia Li reminded her, she immediately thought that such things should not be said.
"Auntie, why do you give the goose white wine?" Lucia cleverly changed the subject in her own way, "Give it a little before it dies?"
"Haha..."
Aunt was amused by Lucia's words.
"The goose feathers are easier to pluck after being filled with white wine, and it can also remove the fishy smell to a certain extent."
When the blood was almost drained, the aunt cut open the goose's stomach and took out all the internal organs.
Xia Li brought a pot of boiling hot water and did some odd jobs in the back. He plucked the feathers skillfully, and Lucia was so amazed.
I used to think that the hero was very skilled in handling fish meat...
Now it seems that the hero is also very skilled in killing birds, and he must be very skilled in killing dragons...
"Your mother said that you have changed a lot in recent times."
Auntie looked up at Xia Li. Her curly short hair was very elastic, and her lips painted with eye color lipstick had a retro beauty of the 1970s and 1980s.
Reaching out and pinching Xia Li's arm, Auntie said again: "Not bad, you have grown muscles. Have you been working out recently?"
"Yes, you have a girlfriend now." Xia Li replied with a smile.
Auntie looked at Xia Li, and then at Lucia who was squatting under the eaves and staring at the goose. The smile in her eyes became stronger, and she said with emotion: "Hey, you have grown up in the blink of an eye... In my memory, you are still this big."
Auntie gestured the height with her hand.
When Lucia heard that there was a young version of Xia Li's story to listen to, she quickly turned her eyes over.
"Xia Li often went back to his grandmother's house during winter and summer vacations when he was a child," the aunt also noticed Lucia's interested look and continued.
"In the past, rice was planted in the fields of my grandmother's house. Xia Li came back during the summer vacation and took a sickle to help. When he was a child, he was weak and always sat in the mud when cutting rice. When he went back, Fang Xia scolded him, hahaha..."
Recalling the past, the aunt became happier and couldn't hide her smile.
Young people like to look forward to the future, while older people like to reminisce about the past.
Lucia also smiled, and her mind could automatically imagine the scene of little Xia Li rolling in the mud.
Isn't this the same as when she was a child...
"He liked to be naked when he was a child." The aunt leaned in and whispered.
The smile on the evil dragon's face became even stronger.
The little Xia Li rolling in the mud became the dirty little Xia Li who was naked and without pants.
Seeing this, Xia Li hurriedly pulled the two apart to stop the conversation from continuing.
The dragon was still reluctant to leave after being pulled away by him, and his mind was full of thoughts.
"Naked butt..."
"Pah," Xia Li smacked his lips.
"Whose child has never been naked? When you were a child, your dragon scales had not grown fully, so wouldn't that be equivalent to being naked? Shame on you."
"I have had scales since I was born," the dragon retorted.
"Those soft scales are also considered scales?" Xia Li gently pulled the dragon scales on her face, "Such scales can't even be considered a bellyband for humans, right?"
"Humph..."
The dragon covered the scales and protested against Xia Li's metaphor.
"Look at your naked butt."
Lucia was unwilling to miss any opportunity to embarrass the hero.
Xia Li glanced at her, and the two walked aimlessly on the muddy path, the rapeseed around them was green and there was still morning dew that had not completely dried on it.
"I'll show it to you when we get back, don't refuse to see it then." Xia Li said without any fear.
"I will definitely see it."
"Then I want to see yours too."
"I won't show it to you."
"Why!"
"Because you can't see the dragon's butt."
"Do you think you are a tiger?"
"You don't want to see the dragon's butt, but the dragon's tail, right?" Lucia narrowed her eyes and said.
She remembered the folders she saw in Xia Li's computer, which were all foreign girls.
Among those pictures, the most intense thing is not the eyes and movements, but the heads and tails of those alien women...
How can she not understand this little hobby of the brave?
"hiss……"
Xia Li took a breath of cold air.
"How do you know?"
...
When it came to dinner, Fang Xia summoned the two of them back to the house.
The sound of "Eat" came from the other end of the wilderness! ’, it sounds particularly familiar to Xia Li, and can be heard from a distance.
For a moment, it seemed like I had returned to that carefree childhood. The sound of insects in summer, the forest path under the moonlight, and the snow frost in the early morning of winter.
The air in the countryside is very cold.
Lucia's face was red with cold. After returning to the house, Fang Xia pulled her to the stove and roasted it, then turned around and ordered Xia Li to go to the steamer to add rice.
Xia Linu bluntly said nothing about her increasingly low family status.
At noon, my uncle also came back.
My uncle was busy with farm work for a day, and after seeing Xia Li, he still greeted him warmly.
Today's lunch was quite hearty, and several large pots of meat filled the small wooden table.
Xia Li said that this is how it is during the Chinese New Year. He made a big table a day, and then ate it for several days until he could no longer eat meat and vegetables.
Seeing that there was enough food today, Lucia did not restrain herself anymore and finished the big bowl of rice that Xia Li had added to her directly.
The elders like this kind of edible little girl the most.
If you look capable but not spoiled, the key is that you are very healthy.
After the meal, the pot is cleaned.
As expected, Xia Li came to contract this kind of miscellaneous work without technical content.
"Do you feel that this is very backward?"
Xia Li was washing dishes in the iron pot, and Lucia was rinsing next to her.
It is amazing that the well water is warm in winter.
"Don't fall behind..." Lucia thought for a while, shook her head and said, "I think it's normal."
In her impression, this is what human civilization should be like.
On the contrary, modern metropolis is a bit ahead of her.
"Mother-in-law lives here alone?" Lucia asked again.
She actually wanted to ask another question, but she didn't know how to express it.
"Um."
"What is the corresponding title of grandma?"
"Grandpa," Xia Li paused, "just like a wife corresponds to a husband."
Lucia automatically ignored the second half of the sentence and said, "Where did grandpa go?"
"Grandpa is gone."
"Where did you go?"
Xia Li slowed down and looked at Lucia's innocent eyes, and couldn't help but smile.
"I left, I left, I left the second year of my birth. When you came in through the gate, did you see the black and white photo in the living room? That's my grandfather."
"oh……"
"Leaving means death." Xia Li added.
Lucia looked at him when she heard this.
Lucia took a look at the photo in the living room. She thought she was just put there casually, but she didn't expect that the photo was so heavy.
It is probably used to miss your loved ones there...
Lucia felt a little sad when she recalled her mother-in-law's lonely figure with a cane.
As I thought about it, my mood became heavier.
The lonely shadow slowly swallowed her, which reminded Lucia of her past.
"I'll go out for some breath."
The depressed firewood in the kitchen was still burning, snatching the oxygen in the air. Lucia felt motion sickness, and she stood outside alone and was cool.
Xia Li glanced at her and said nothing.
The evil dragon also needs to grow...
She has been on Earth for so long. This should be the last time she has faced the death of humans in this world?
"Mom, tell me something."
Xia Li cleaned the bowls, put them on the side, and came to the yard to talk to Fang Xia.
Fang Xia was eating melon seeds, smiling and talking to her aunt about something.
Grandma sat quietly next to her listening. Although she couldn't understand a lot of the content, she still cooperated and smiled.
Xia Li dragged a small stool, grabbed a handful of melon seeds and started eating them.
"I found a job for Xiaolu and went after the New Year." Xia Li said.
"So quickly?" Fang Xia lost her melon seed shell and asked in surprise, "What's the job?"
“Intern at the pet hospital.”
"Isn't this the one you said last time?"
"right."
"You..."
Fang Xia paused for a moment and smiled angrily: "You are looking for a job for Xiao Lu, where are you? Are you lying at home?"
"I……"
Xia Li was about to say it, but Fang Xia, who had always been strong, did not give him time to refute.
"You don't even have a job, are you anxious to find Xiao Lu??"
"This is what she wants to go..."
"It's not me who said you." Fang Xia threw a melon seed shell over to Xia Li.
The melon seeds planted on Xia Li's forehead and fell down again.
Xiaolu is good everywhere, but in contrast, his son...
no.
He was not in a hurry to find a job, so why was he still in a hurry to let his girlfriend go out to work?
What's the point!
"Aren't I reading a book... In the past month, I have read several books and I will take the exam in March." Xia Li explained patiently.
Fang Xia stared at him and ate another bite of melon seeds.
She couldn't understand that her son was an action-oriented person and would do it if he said he would.
He said he was studying to read books, so he must be reading.
Xia Li rarely lies, and what he says is still valuable to Fang Xia.
"I heard your mother talk about your situation. Work hard. Your family supports you."
Auntie interrupted at this time. She should be talking about Xia Li's desire to start a business.
"It's the Year of the Dragon since the beginning of the year. It's nice to have a dragon baby." Fang Xia said again.
The two sisters were not talking about the same topic at all.
Xia Li knew that Ms. Fang was anxious. As long as Lucia was not present, she would show her true colors.
But think about it. Auntie's granddaughter is already in elementary school. How can Fang Xia not be anxious?
"Mom, the Year of the Dragon is very popular... Six years later, the school exam will be very difficult. Eighteen years later, the college entrance examination will be even more difficult. The children and parents will suffer together. Why bother?" Xia Li said to her mother.
Fang Xia was surprised. "You have thought of this step?"
"I think as much as you do." Xia Li sighed.
The people in the yard were talking excitedly. Lucia, who was taking a breath outside another door, also came over.
Lucia was holding a big beetle in her hand, and she was going to take it over to tease Xia Li with a smile, but when she saw so many people here, she threw the beetle aside instantly.
"...Hello, auntie, hello, mother-in-law."
The evil dragon restrained the bad expression on his face and greeted politely.
"Some insects bite people very painfully, especially a kind of caterpillar, which we call 'live chili' here. After touching it, the whole body will itch... You should be careful. If you are curious, let Xia Li do it." Fang Xia naturally saw the childish side of Lucia and said to her with a smile.
Xia Li glanced at his mother.
No, I am your biological son, Ms. Fang.
I feel that there is no place for me in this family.
"Okay, auntie, I will be careful next time..."
Lucia became obedient in a second, much better than when she was with Xia Li.
Xia Li sneered at her pretentious behavior.
He knew that Lucia was uncomfortable in front of the elders, so he took Lucia to visit the fields directly.
After the dragon was released into the field, it was like a wild monkey. Xia Li couldn't catch up with it, so he could only find a stone to sit down and let the dragon make a fuss over there.
It felt like taking care of a child.
When I was a child, I ran around in the field, and my parents watched from the side.
"Don't step on the pea seedlings in other people's fields... That one over there is a broad bean, and the flowers on it can't be broken! Come here!"
The dragon was so naughty that Xia Li was so angry that he wanted to stamp his feet.
Lucia really scolded him and came over, holding something mysteriously in her hand, and then stuffed it into Xia Li's pocket.
When Xia Li was a child, he was not afraid of insects and other things. It seemed that children were not afraid of insects, but when he grew up, his genes awakened and he was afraid of everything he saw.
Watching Lucia stuff a handful of earthworms into his pocket, Xia Li almost made a sharp explosion.
"Don't put the earthworm in my pocket!"
"Hehe, I caught it with great difficulty..."
"Lost it!"
"Feed it to the chickens."
"Chickens are vegetarians and don't eat meat!"
"You lied to me. Chickens must eat worms."
"Put it in your own pocket."
"It will fall out if you put it in my pocket. Please keep it for me... Turn around and put some in that pocket too."
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