My wife is a dragon

Today's dinner is very simple.

The refrigerator at home was empty a long time ago. Xia Li didn't even order takeout this time. He just made a few buckets of instant noodles to solve the problem.

Lucia, the dragon, never picks and chooses food. Whether it is delicacies from the mountains and sea or instant noodles, she still eats them with relish.

At this time, the evil dragon didn't know what tomorrow's New Year's Eve dinner meant to ordinary families.

It means... there will be endless leftovers in the next few days.

The New Year's Eve dinner in the southern region is definitely full of tables. It is normal to eat a meal for three or four days, and it is basically meat and vegetables. At that time, you will have to think about this bite of instant noodles.

"Eat it today and fill your stomach. You will have something to fill tomorrow night."

Xia Li put the instant noodles and ham sausage into Lucia's instant noodle bucket.

Lucia lowered her head to ask for noodles, and bit the ham sausage thrown into the bucket with her head tilted, and took a bite.

Lucia is still looking forward to tomorrow's New Year's Eve.

It is said to be the most grand festival in the world.

Now every household is decorated with lights, and the community is full of red lanterns and small red flags, and the atmosphere is at its peak.

Before this, the grandest festival Lucia had ever seen was the founding ceremony of a certain kingdom.

In her memory, there are flowers, white doves, and bells of blessing.

However, when she spread her wings and passed by the sky, the group of humans would flee directly.

"Eat slowly."

Xia Li's hand was still on the mouse. When she turned around, she saw that Lucia had eaten half of the instant noodles, and interrupted her anxiously.

"I chewed it up and swallowed it."

"That's not what I meant..."

"That's... Oh, I know, the instant noodles are not hot, I won't drink boiling water."

"No," Xia Li said, looking at the bucket in the dragon's hand, "I haven't found a video to eat with, wait for me."

"..."

Lucia slurped the noodles in her mouth, put down the fork and waited for Xia Li.

Humans always like to watch something to eat with...

But it's understandable.

When Lucia was in a good mood, she would also go to the top of the mountain with food in her mouth, eat and watch the scenery, as if this would make her appetite better.

As the computer sound rang, a string of chattering languages ​​that Lucia could not understand came into her ears.

"What is this?"

The flashing lights of the screen were reflected on Lucia's fair face.

"Cartoon." Xia Li said after taking a mouthful of noodles.

Watch the other world dragons in the other world.

It's quite fun.

Let her see how the male protagonists on Earth who traveled to the other world were involuntarily involved in the war, maybe Lucia can understand his behavior.

"In your cartoons, dragons are basically villains."

Lucia lowered her head and blew on the noodles.

This point is very similar to the humans on the Eze continent.

In their stories, the dragons are the big villains, which is similar to the stories on Earth.

"There are good dragons... but we can't be blamed for that. In our own cultural stories, our own race is of course the right one, so it's easy for aliens to become villains." Xia Li explained.

Lucia buried her head in her noodles, and she didn't care much about this.

Lucia raised her eyes while eating the noodles in her mouth, and accidentally saw the male protagonist kissing a big-eared alien woman on the bed.

This is only the fourth episode...

So exciting.

It's worthy of being the "video to eat with meals" found by the brave.

Lucia was embarrassed to watch this scene. She glanced at it and pretended not to see it. She bent down to pick up the passing little cotton and stroke it.

"Are you full?"

"Almost full..."

"Are you not going to watch cartoons with me?"

Lucia was about to leave, but Xia Li grabbed her and questioned her.

She shyly looked at the picture again. Wow, it was even more exciting.

With slightly red ears, Lucia sat down with Mianhua in her arms, only looking at Mianhua, never looking at Xia Li's computer.

"Then watch for a while, not too long." Lucia whispered.

This scene reminded Xia Li of watching movies with his parents when he was a child.

At that time, he would avoid his eyes like this when he saw the male and female protagonists kissing.

"Haha..."

Xia Li suddenly felt very happy and laughed twice.

Lucia silently turned her body to the side without saying a word to him.

Let Lucia understand human emotions...

Xia Li felt that this step was more than half successful.

The next step is to understand the emotions in human actions.

In this regard, Lucia is still far behind.

Xia Li wanted Lucia to know that when she felt uncontrollable, she should close her eyes and kiss the other person like on the computer, instead of suddenly biting his arm like last time.

"Look, why don't you look, it's the exciting part." Xia Li ate noodles.

Lucia touched the tip of Mianhua's nose, and then touched her own nose.

As if she remembered something, she put her finger on her cheek and asked thoughtfully.

"Xia Li..."

"Hmm?"

"You said, if you save enough magic power, you can go back to Aize Continent. How much should you save?"

"Well," Xia Li was unsure, "It should be a lot."

"How much is a lot?" The evil dragon raised his face and asked again, "Is it as much as buying a new nest?"

"Maybe... about the same?"

Xia Li weighed it.

He himself had no idea.

It takes a long time to collect magic power bit by bit with the Exorcist Sword and Wuqi's Golden Bell, so long that it takes less than a year.

He planned to take it one step at a time.

For example, to take the veterinary qualification certificate, it might take a few months of self-study, and it would take about the same time to open a pet hospital...

As for the time to collect magic power, return to the Aize Continent, and obtain an ID card, Xia Li couldn't estimate it.

Thinking of this, Xia Li became anxious.

"What do you think is more important, integrating into society or gaining social recognition?" He asked Lucia.

Lucia was stunned for a moment: "Aren't these two the same?"

"It's different... Integrating into society means getting used to the social life here, and gaining social recognition means obtaining an identity here." Xia Li answered.

But thinking carefully, it seems that what they have been working hard for and what they have always wanted to do is the same goal from beginning to end.

That is to make Lucia a complete part of human society.

They have been working hard on the same thing, and this path has not gone astray.

"It's useless to think so much."

Lucia was the one who asked the question, and now it was Lucia who comforted Xia Li.

She patted the cat hair on her hands and said, "The ancients said that the bed will naturally be straight when it reaches the bridge!"

Xia Li smiled and said, "It's a boat, not a bridge."

...

New Year's Eve.

The sound of cannons has been continuous since the early morning.

Xia Li couldn't sleep because of the noise, so she got up and cleaned up.

Fang Xia and the others will come back here to celebrate the New Year with Xia Li today, but when they come, they will probably be gone at noon, so Xia Li will have to solve breakfast by herself.

After looking around for mobile phone takeaways, the surrounding bun shops and noodle shops are closed.

After finally finding the last two eggs in the empty refrigerator, Xia Li took out some biscuits and milk powder from the snack rack, which is today's breakfast.

The evil dragon is still sleeping in, Xia Li simply cleaned up the living room and remembered the couplets he bought on the street a few days ago.

I was going to put up the couplets at the door myself, but then I thought, Lucia had never seen such a thing.

In order to let the evil dragon learn something, Xia Li walked to the bed and shook the dragon.

"Lucia, get up."

Lucia was like water, and was pushed by Xia Li.

"..."

Scratching her belly, Lucia showed no sign of waking up, turned over, and continued to sleep.

"There is an enemy attack!" Xia Li suddenly said.

Still no response.

When the dragons enter the sleeping state, they will sleep very deeply, and their brains seem to be able to automatically filter out irrelevant things.

Maybe Lucia's subconscious mind is very clear, and the probability of encountering an enemy attack at home is lower than eating two noodles.

Staring at the cute sleeping face, Xia Li sighed silently.

Bend your fingers and hook a strand of hair. The small tuft of hair is stained with ambergris, leaving a string of wet marks on the face.

Xia Li slowed down his voice and said to the dragon.

"Someone wants to rob me."

"...Who!"

Lucia sat up like a corpse.

She quickly scanned the room until she saw Xia Li next to her. She opened her eyes and hugged Xia Li's arm.

This possessiveness...

A warm and soft jade crashed into her arms, and Xia Li's mouth corners were hooked.

"Get up, today is New Year's Eve, and there are still many things to do."

"Humph..."

Lucia probably guessed that she was deceived by Xia Li just now, muttered to herself, got out of bed and put on shoes.

Originally wanted to bite Xia Li, but thought about it and gave up.

Lucia asked Zhou Anqi about the New Year yesterday. Zhou Anqi was surprised that Lucia had not experienced the New Year in 18 years, and at the same time felt sorry for her.

The New Year of humans is very important. They care very much about their fortune and experience during the New Year.

There are many customs in these days, and many things to avoid.

For example, on which day you can't wear old clothes, throw garbage, or get a haircut...

Lucia thought it was troublesome, so she just thought it would be fine if she paid a little attention, so she let Xia Li go and didn't bite him today.

"Which side is the top couplet of this Spring Festival couplet?"

Outside the half-open iron door, Xia Li held up the Spring Festival couplet smeared with paste, thought about it and moved it to the right.

Lucia stood at the door, wearing a pair of newly bought bunny slippers, looking up at Xia Li, holding a biscuit in her mouth and eating it like a little squirrel.

"Left." Lucia said casually.

"Then it must be the right side."

Lucia: "..."

Xia Li pasted the top couplet 'Dragon dances in the sky and sings on the earth' to the right.

Spring Festival couplets are read from the right to the left, so there is no problem doing this.

"Come over and help."

Looking at the dragon eating biscuits and watching the show behind, Xia Li felt that this was not good.

"You can't reach it?"

Lucia patted the biscuit crumbs on her hands, rubbed them on her clothes, and then bent down.

'Whoosh'.

Xia Li felt her body lighten, and was actually lifted up by this evil dragon!

"You..."

The words came to her mouth but stopped, Xia Li said with a cold face.

"Put it down for me."

"Oh."

Her feet landed again, Xia Li felt very angry.

All the things were stuffed into Lucia's little hands, Xia Li half squatted down and lifted her up, letting her paste the couplets one by one.

The two stood at the shabby gate, and the couplets on both sides of the gate were pasted quite neatly.

Xia Li looked up and admired it, and then he felt satisfied.

That's right.

He could give in to Lucia in everything.

But the position was not right.

The position could not be reversed.

"What does 'eternal' mean?"

Lucia asked, looking at the four characters on the horizontal scroll.

She really couldn't appreciate these human customs, but the string of black characters on a red background was written in a flamboyant style, which looked quite grand.

"It means forever." Xia Li pulled her into the house.

"Forever... What can be forever?"

"My love for you."

"..."

Lucia washed her face and came out, and the temperature on her face dropped.

Today's breakfast was some messy snacks and biscuits.

Xia Li said that he would clear out everything in the house today. Tomorrow, on the first day of the new year, garbage cannot be thrown away, and all the things to be thrown away must be disposed of today.

Near noon, the sun broke through the clouds.

Beams of light shone down in the gloomy sky.

There were more old people and children in the yard, and the sound of fireworks and firecrackers continued to ring. Little Cotton at home was scared and hid in the cat's nest.

A few days ago, Lucia was occasionally startled by the sudden sound of firecrackers, but now she is used to it.

She went to the balcony to organize the small box and took out the bag of fireworks she bought last time to look around.

"We will also set them off at night."

"Yeah!"

Xia Li's words made Lucia smile

Take a sneak peek at the group of little brats downstairs who were using spider cannons to blow up the flower beds, and Lucia's expression was not as envious as before.

That look seemed to say, 'You have it, I have it too! '

Childish...

Xia Li sighed secretly.

"Meow~"

A black shadow flashed from the balcony and landed on the ground with four limbs.

The cow cat's face was half black and half white, and the white hair still had some strange colors.

"Meow meow!"

'Those little brats used firecrackers to blow me up, luckily I ran fast. '

Wuqi sat on the balcony handrail, licked his paws, stretched seductively, and then jumped down.

Wrapped around Xia Li's legs, the cat's tail hooked Xia Li's ankle like a hook, and called softly again.

'Happy New Year, brother. '

"Happy New Year. Do you want a snack?"

Xia Li remembered that there were two cans of cat food at home.

After not seeing each other for a few days, Wuqi has gained a lot of weight. Is the food for stray cats so good now?

"Meow!"

'No, I just came back to see you. '

Wuqi patted Xia Li's shoe with his cat paws, and said: 'Record two more videos, I may not come back these days. '

Although he was just meowing, it was not difficult to see the proud expression in Wuqi's eyes.

Xia Li followed his gaze and looked out of the balcony.

Sure enough, I saw several cats of different colors and breeds sitting on an uninhabited balcony not far away.

They were unfamiliar with Xia Li and kept alert, but at the same time they were afraid, they didn't want to leave.

"You..."

'Well, my wives. '

Wuqi emphasized the word 'women'.

With that smug expression, there was a sense of arrogance of an old man afterwards.

"..."

Xia Li was speechless for a while.

It was not a problem to trick a few little female cats to follow him with Wuqi's IQ.

What made Xia Li curious was that this guy was sterilized, where did he get the ability? !

However, Xia Li had checked it online before.

Even if there were no cat eggs, it would not prevent him from being more active.

In other words, just get on the bus... no need to buy a ticket.

"Okay, okay, go ahead and have fun. Water and food are on the balcony. If you can't find a place to eat, bring your girlfriends... and others to eat together."

Xia Li took out his phone and recorded two videos. It happened that there were kids setting off fireworks downstairs. This kind of video with fireworks as the background looked very new. It was shot during the Chinese New Year. It can handle the hospital for several days.

'Thanks, brother, you are so nice. Love you. '

Wu Qi sent a flying kiss across the air.

Unfortunately, cats can't pout like humans, so his movements are as awkward as they can be.

After saying hello and completing the task of recording the follow-up video, Wu Qi no longer had to worry about anything. He turned around and led his harem group away.

"He has so many girlfriends?"

Lucia saw this scene and roughly guessed it based on Xia Li's one-sided conversation.

"Yeah."

Xia Li answered casually and pulled Long back to the house to warm up.

The sun was hot enough today. Xia Li put the heater aside, placed the melon seeds and peanut candies he bought two days ago on the coffee table, and piled up the oranges together, which looked like the New Year.

Fang Xia and the others would be home soon, and Xia Li had made sufficient preparations.

"Do you also want so many girlfriends?"

Lucia sat on the sofa and cracked melon seeds, and suddenly asked.

"I haven't thought about it!"

"But your expression just now... obviously looks like you really want it."

"You can eat melon seeds randomly, but you can't say random things."

Xia Li took two melon seeds from the dragon's claws and cracked them.

He felt very wronged.

He didn't mean to envy Wuqi at all just now, but he just admired Wuqi's energy.

I was too busy just dealing with Lucia. It was strange that a sterilized cat could handle five or six female cats. The key was that there was no Shura field.

"I think it's quite normal."

Lucia shook her feet, and her snow-white short socks were very tempting in the sun.

She paused and said, "According to the traditional concept of our world, it is common for a strong man to take three, four or five wives... Just like those pure-blooded male dragons who like to sow seeds everywhere, humans who stand at the top of power and strength will also have branches and leaves."

Lucia Kuku talked about the traditional concept of the Aize continent, and Xia Li's hair stood up when she heard it.

"Shh..."

Extending a finger to make a silent gesture on the cherry-colored little mouth, Xia Li heard the familiar footsteps coming from the corridor.

When Xia Li was a child, he lived in this old house and had countless experiences of catching people watching TV without finishing their homework, so he was familiar and sensitive to this kind of footsteps.

"My mom is back."

Xia Li quickly stood up, shook off the melon seed shells on her clothes, and pulled Lucia to open the door to greet her.

"Don't talk nonsense later... Especially the topic just now, don't even mention it."

I updated late today, I apologize! QWQ