My wife is a dragon

After Xia Li threw his flip-flops to Lucia, he went to boil water for instant noodles.

Half a day had passed since he returned to Earth from the other world, and Xia Li had endured not eating for a long time.

When he was in the other world before, the dukes and nobles there would always get some rare birds and beasts, saying that they were great tonics, but Xia Li could never get used to them, thinking that they were fishy and smelly, and not as delicious as pork that cost ten yuan per pound on Earth.

During the three years in the other world, Xia Li missed this instant noodle the most.

This is what instant noodles are like. When you eat them often, you want to vomit when you see them, and when you don't eat them for a long time, you miss them all day long.

After the noodles were soaked, Xia Li just pulled out a chair and sat down, and when he looked up, he saw Lucia turning back from the sofa, looking at him with her head raised.

This dragon's nose is more sensitive than a dog's nose. It is impossible for Xia Li to secretly eat something in front of this evil dragon.

"Want to taste it?" Xia Li felt like he was looking at a greedy puppy.

Lucia nodded.

"Then come here."

It's just a mouthful of instant noodles, Xia Li wouldn't be so stingy.

When Lucia heard that the hero agreed to let her eat, her eyes suddenly lit up.

She walked over in slippers.

If Lucia wore her short boots before, it was like a little girl stealing her mother's shoes, then now it was like stealing her father's shoes.

It's really too big...

Lucia's toes couldn't hold the laces of flip-flops at all, and her heels tapped when she walked, like a pony.

"You know how to use a fork, right? Take this in your hand first."

Xia Li moved his butt to make room for Lucia.

He put the plastic fork in Lucia's hand, and Lucia stood in front of the table, slightly bent down.

The dragon didn't know how to eat with tableware, so Lucia held the fork in her palm a little clumsily, then reached into the instant noodle bucket at a very tricky angle and picked up a small ball of noodles.

Xia Li did not intend to correct Lucia's grip.

As a Chinese, even if he wanted to teach her, he should teach her to eat with chopsticks first.

However, eating methods are trivial matters. Xia Li's main goal now is to let this evil dragon establish the correct behavior style.

Things like going to the convenience store to grab small bread must be eliminated from nature.

"Well, good times."

Lucia has never eaten such a rich taste.

The food of evil dragons is basically raw food, without even a little salt.

This small mouthful of instant noodles from modern technology can directly impress Lucia, the silver dragon.

"What kind of human delicacy is this?"

Lucia's little face was chewing, and her eyes were even more sparkling.

"Instant noodles, you haven't eaten it before?" Xia Li said triumphantly.

It turns out that taming an evil dragon only requires a mouthful of instant noodles?

Looking at the appearance of this guy's fragrant rice paste, Xia Li felt that no matter what conditions he offered her at this time, she would agree.

The evil dragons are dull-witted, but they are a very easy-to-deceive race.

Lucia nodded: "I haven't eaten it, it's delicious."

She didn't hesitate to praise him.

After that, Lucia raised her finger and made a "three" gesture to Xia Li.

"Want to eat three more bites?"

Xia Li took a look at the amount of instant noodles.

Thinking that Lucia was now a human girl, her mouth was not a huge mouth of the abyss, so it was more than enough for her to eat three more bites.

"Okay." Xia Li generously pushed the instant noodles out.

"I want to eat three more buckets." Lucia corrected.

Xia Li: "?"

"A glutton?"

"Is three buckets a lot?"

Lucia felt a little aggrieved.

In order to prevent Xia Li from complaining that she ate too much, she had already said it very conservatively.

She wanted to say three boxes.

It was the kind we saw in the store just now, boxes by boxes, three boxes.

"...This bucket is for you, there is no more."

Xia Li still had hot water at hand, so he opened a bucket of instant noodles and soaked them again.

Lucia thought about it with her limited wisdom.

"Then I'll eat the new bucket."

Xia Li was silent for a moment.

I didn't expect this evil dragon to be so smart.

He lowered his head and glanced at the bucket of instant noodles that had been eaten by the evil dragon, wondering whether to agree.

Is the silver dragon's ambergris poisonous?

If it is poisonous, will it lose its toxicity on the earth without magic?

"You don't suspect that I am poisonous!"

Lucia saw that Xia Li didn't dare to eat it, so she immediately stood up to explain.

"The silver dragon's ambergris is a rare treasure in the human world, and it has the value of refining medicine and detoxification..."

Lucia paused, opened her pale pink lips, and said in a vague voice.

"Do you want to take some?"

Xia Li glanced at Lucia's flesh-red mouth, and almost blurted out a word of shit.

He almost made me confused.

How did it suddenly get to this point?

And taking ambergris!

Who would put their hands into a little girl's mouth to get saliva? Isn't this perverted?

Seeing that Xia Li didn't respond, Lucia closed her mouth silently again.

It's rare that she is willing to give out some of her own things to thank Xia Li for feeding her.

Why is this guy still disgusted?

Do you know that in the human world, the ambergris of silver dragons is more valuable than gold!

"No."

Xia Li decisively rejected this perverted request.

He quickly lowered his head and ate up the remaining instant noodles, even drinking the soup.

The long-lost spice flavor activated the long-quiet taste buds.

This braised beef noodles is delicious, but Xia Li's mood is a little strange at this time.

How to say...

A little subtle.

As a brave man of the Aize Continent, he actually had to eat the same bowl of instant noodles with the silver dragon Lucia one day.

This was a scene that he dared not even think about before.

"What about mine, what about mine, can I eat mine?"

Lucia stamped her feet excitedly, and now she wanted to pour the bucket of steaming food directly into her mouth.

"Wait a minute, there are still two minutes."

"Now!"

"Only one second has passed now."

"What about now!"

"Two seconds."

"So slow!"

Lucia became a little impatient.

If she was in the dragon state at this time, the dragon's saliva should have dripped onto the ground.

According to legend, some weak humans would secretly put roasted chicken, beef, fish and sheep at the entrance of the dragon's lair when the dragon was asleep, and then wait for the dragon to shed ambergris all over the ground, and then humans would collect the ambergris with iron buckets at the entrance.

Those humans are very bad.

However, if it is the kind of food in Xia Li's hand, it is okay to let her shed as much ambergris as she wants.

"Okay, you eat it."

When the five-minute life of the instant noodles was over, Xia Li enthusiastically helped Lucia tear open the paper cover and broke the fork for her.

It took Lucia less than two minutes to drink all the soup together. Xia Li looked at the empty paper bucket with some surprise.

The key is that this evil dragon is really not afraid of heat.

"If you can have another bowl, I will thank you, brave Xia Li."

Lucia wiped her mouth and suddenly became very old-fashioned.

This posture is like a hero who accidentally broke into the nest of the silver queen, and the great silver dragon is using a deep voice to make a deal with the human hero.

"You are now in human form, you don't exercise much, and there is no need to eat so much, right?"

Xia Li didn't buy her tricks and turned to reason with her.

Although instant noodles are not worth money, with Lucia's appetite... Xia Li's wallet will definitely not be able to bear it.

Lucia was also honest and told the truth: "Of course not, the human form consumes very little. Sometimes when our dragons run out of food in the nest and don't want to go far, they will deliberately transform into human form, so that they can reduce the body's demand for food."

"But," Lucia said with emphasis, "this is really delicious, so I want to eat a second bowl."

"It turns out that it's just greed."

Xia Li quickly concluded.

After learning that it was not a physical need at all, Xia Li took away the remaining instant noodles and even put them in the cupboard that Lucia couldn't reach at all.

Since the evil dragon followed him, he basically raised him in poverty.

If you want to indulge yourself... you have to earn it yourself!