My wife is a passerby villain

Yin Hang looked at this familiar opening statement and subconsciously typed out the answer in his hand.

[Hanghang: I thought about it.]

【An'an: How much do you want】

[Hanghang: I’ve been thinking about it.]

[An An: Hehe, what are you thinking about me all the time? Could it be that you are thinking of something inappropriate for children?]

Yin Hang's embarrassing cancer suddenly broke out.

[Hanghang: Well... girls, don’t say such things. 】

[An An: Ha, you even educated me]

[An An: It seems that I am not worthy of letting you think about it]

Yin Hang really never thought about it, but when she mentioned it...

[Hanghang: I also thought about it a little bit. 】

[An'an: Abnormal]

[Hanghang:...]

[An An: Oh, yes, did you change the note?]

[Hanghang: Change the remarks?]

[An An: Yes, aren’t you going to change my note to wife?]

Yin Hang coughed several times before he could type.

[Hanghang: Isn’t this title a bit inappropriate? 】

[An An: That’s right, after all, we are not married yet]

[An An: Damn it, we still have to wait four years and three months]

Four years and three months?

Yin Hang was stunned, and after a little calculation, he found that this was his 22nd birthday four years later.

She even checked her ID card in Alipay?

[An An: Hehehehe, I’m not kidding you, I really want to get down to business]

[An An: My parents signed me up for a sprint class, so I can’t accompany you before the college entrance examination]

After Yin Hang saw this sentence, he was stunned for a long time.

Of course he knew where An Tong was going, but the cram school reason... was a bit familiar.

After rubbing his temples, he typed.

【Hanghang: Come on and study.】

[An An: Don’t worry, I will definitely get into the same university as you, so you have to work hard! 】

[Hanghang: Yeah.]

[An An: Why do you feel so cold? I feel very sad to be separated from you.]

[An An: If I don’t feed you, you have to eat well. Your health is the most important thing]

[Hanghang: OK.]

[An'an: I'll say yes, don't you have anything to tell me?

[An An: Talk, where are the people?]

[An An: Could it be that the water has boiled again?]

After a long time, under An Tong's constant urging, Yin Hang rubbed his wrist and sent the text he had been typing for a long time.

[Hanghang: In the cram school, you must study hard, don’t contradict the teacher, and get along with your classmates. Also, if your hair is easy to mess up, you can wear a curved hairpin. Don’t always dangle it when walking in the aisle. You must have basic knowledge.

To be polite, don’t call the teacher dirty words like a bad mother-in-law. Don’t be picky about food in the cafeteria. Green peppers contain a lot of dietary fiber and vitamin C, but you can also have

Instead, don’t eat if you really don’t want to eat. Remember not to pat your belly after eating. You can rub it gently, which is good for digestion. Don’t bite the pen when you are anxious. It is very unhygienic. Try to be tactful when stretching. After all, I am a girl.

, you should pay more attention to your own image... In the end, you should study hard. I will go to you after the exam and we will be together forever.]

This sentence of nearly 700 words takes up two screens.

After all, once you start writing, you can't stop.

A bit small.

Then the chat box was quiet for a long time, and then a small bubble appeared in the lower left corner.

[An An: OK]

Sure enough, just one, okay...

[An An: My mobile phone battery is low, so I won’t chat for now]

[Hanghang: Go to bed early and don’t stay up late anymore, it’s not good for your health.]

[An An: Yeah]

[An An: By the way, I’ll give you a small gift]

[An'an:picture.jpg]

Yin Hang looked at the picture sent by the other party and was stunned, not understanding what it meant.

This photo is of a slender little girl, probably only eleven or twelve years old, wearing an oversized white vest, her pants and hands are dirty, and she is looking at the camera and smiling.

[Hanghang: This is?]

[An An: Photos of my childhood]

[An An: No way, I never take selfies, and I never go out to play. This photo is still my screensaver... Well, if you really miss me, you can use this photo to satisfy your craving.]

Yin Hang felt that if he did this, he would go in.

[An'an: Okay, I'm going to sleep]

[Hanghang: Yeah.]

【安安:Good night】

【Hanghang: Good night.】

Yin Hang rubbed his face and got a rough guess.

Later, when he moved the chat history to the front and was about to read it again, An Tong sent a few more bubbles.

[An'an: Yin Hang]

[An An: Do you know that if a person is suddenly called by his full name, he will either be beaten or confessed to?]

Yin Hang didn't understand what the other party meant, but the sentence seemed familiar, as if it came from a guide, but he only glanced at it and didn't memorize it.

After all, he felt that he had no chance to say this kind of sentence pattern that required the other party's cooperation.

[Hanghang: Am I going to be beaten? 】

After a while, An Tong sent a voice message that lasted only two seconds.

After playing it, the sound was very low and seemed to be whispered while covering the mouth.

Yin Hang heard it more than a dozen times before he understood it clearly.

He pressed his forehead and finally sighed helplessly.

How can you say this casually?

…

A Lexus cut through the snowy night and sped towards Zhongzhou Province on the highway.

Situ Yan looked at the pregnant little girl in the passenger seat and couldn't help but smile like an aunt on her face.

"What, little boyfriend?"

An Tong had just finished speaking while covering her mouth. She was as red as a cherry. She rubbed her palms and said nervously: "No...it's my husband."

"Husband..." Situ Yan was choked so much that she almost couldn't breathe, but she quickly gossiped: "How did you two get together?"

At the same time, Situ Yan glared fiercely at the back seat. Situ Nan immediately understood, covered his ears, and huddled in the back.

An Tong blushed and hesitated, but she still explained the general process.

However, the more Situ Yan listened, the more something felt wrong. As he was talking, he began to ask for some details.

After hearing the end, Situ Yan felt that her view of love had been greatly impacted. She frowned hurriedly and asked tentatively: "An Tong, have you ever thought about why he... likes you?"

"I'm embarrassed to say this." An Tong scratched the seat belt with her nails and said with an embarrassment: "Anyway, I'm pretty good at it."

Situ Yan suddenly felt her head grow bigger. People say that a girl in love has an IQ of zero. This girl must have a negative IQ.

"Aren't you afraid that he is lying to you?" Situ Yan asked worriedly.

"Even if it's a lie...he is the only boy who is willing to lie to me." When An Tong said this, she knew she was a little embarrassed, but her expression was still filled with an uncontrollable happiness: "He is the only one who is willing to lie to me."

When he said he liked me, my mind stopped. When I regained my senses, I just wanted to hear him say he liked me again..."

"Of course, if he is really lying to me, then the only thing I'm afraid of...is that he tells the truth."