My Wife is From a Thousand Years Ago

  Chapter 137 I Know

  The curtains were drawn, the afterglow of the setting sun was blocked out of the window, the living room became cold, and it did not appear too dark in the daytime.

  "If you learn to make milk tea, we can even make milk tea at home. Just stroll around in the community, and then come back to drink milk tea to watch a movie and eat."

  Xu Qing left from the window, went to the refrigerator to get some snacks, and put two boxes of yogurt on the table with dried fruits.

  "The key is a sense of ritual. Life needs a sense of ritual. It is not enough to fool the past. Experience a different life, and remember those bit by bit in the future, so you don’t have to think about it.

  Look, if we do everything at home, and we think about it later or if our son asks how we fall in love, we will talk at home every day? That will definitely not work. There will be interesting things outside. For example, the last time I saw two people kissing in the corner of the movie theater, this is an interesting event and a memory node, which is not so easy to forget. "

  "What son?" Jiang He was completely attracted by the words of his son.

  The big tail of this guy was finally exposed.

   "The son is not the point, the point is the memory, how did you sing that song?

  The worst thing is not the sad memories that can’t be forgotten, but the sad ones that have begun to not remember..."

  Xu Qing hummed a song and looked for a movie on the computer. It was not troublesome to teach the ancients to fall in love, but it was very interesting.

  If watching a movie is just for watching a movie, it is indeed the same everywhere, but modern society has given too much meaning to various activities. For young people, these meanings are even more important than the activities themselves.

Just like all kinds of festivals, the Mid-Autumn Festival, Dragon Boat Festival and Double Ninth Festival are all for family reunion, the kind of yearning, not for eating those two mouthfuls of rice dumplings and moon cakes. Thanksgiving, Christmas and Valentine's Day are all about giving gifts and making a p... Another appointment for good makeup is of great significance, and it needs to be taught slowly.

  "Would you like to see a story of a gorilla standing on top of the Empire State Building and flying a plane for a woman?"

  "?"

   Jiang He was still thinking about his son, when he heard Xu Qing's words, a question mark appeared on his head.

   "Well...the sense of substitution abroad is too bad, and it's still cross-species, forget it."

Xu Qing was sitting in front of the computer looking for the movie. Now Jiang He fully understands what a movie is. Even if he reads Journey to the West, he won’t marvel at it. There are many, but some spoof movies are really not getting points, for her, it is not as interesting as the freshness of mythological movies.

Jiang He knocked the melon seeds and sat on the sofa. He waited for a while. He felt uncomfortable to sit. He simply took off his shoes, put his legs on the sofa and curled up, and continued to eat melon seeds like Zen Zen. It's much more comfortable with your legs.

She usually wears slippers when she is at home. She often sits like this. Facing everything in modern times, she still retains some of her habits. Xu Qing has never corrected her. This pose is also used by many people in modern times. Ge You lie down. Sitting cross-legged... as long as you are comfortable, there is no need to correct people's sitting posture, as long as you are not too rude when you come to the guests.

Jiang He does a good job. He never exposes his little feet when there are guests. He sits upright with his knees together and hands on his legs. He looks like a quiet lady. He only crosses his legs when he is alone. , Even if he crossed his legs when he was with Xu Qing, he would carefully put his feet under his legs and hide them.

   "Frozen, the door to rebirth!"

  Xu Qing finally decided on a movie, got up from the computer and told her the title, only to find Jiang Hezheng sneakily bent over and hid the shoes under the sofa.

"what are you doing?"

   "Huh? I'm watching a movie."

   "The movie hasn't started yet." Xu Qing looked blankly at the screen where the title was playing, walked over and dragged out the shoes she had tucked under the table, and lifted it with her hand in Jiang He's flustered eyes.

  "What do you think I will do with your shoes?"

   "I...I don't know."

  Xu Qing carried the little white shoes in his hand, Jiang He's heart pounded, his toes curled up and stretched out again, wondering what this guy was going to do.

  How can anyone have this strange hobby......

Seeing Xu Qing carrying her shoes to the shoe rack at the door, and then coming over with slippers, she breathed a sigh of relief. If Xu Qing did something strange to her shoes, then she really didn’t know how to satisfy him. Do you want to buy a lot of shoes and change them every day?

   "I repeat, I don't like shoes, please stop thinking about messy things."

   "Well, I know."

   "You know a ghost!"

   Xu Qing squeezed to her side in an angry manner, not wanting to behave like this place without silver three hundred taels.

  The more you explain this kind of thing, the darker it gets. He can only let Jiang He find out that he is not a shoe fetish. Buying high heels is because she wants to see how she wears high heels, not the shoes themselves.

  The winter melon was full of cat food, and lay lazily in front of the computer. Xu Qing took it over to Jiang He to hold it, so as not to block the eyes of the two and step on the keyboard to disturb them watching the movie.

The Gate of Rebirth also tells a story from ancient times to the present—strictly speaking, it is not considered to be worn, but it was frozen like Captain America for more than four hundred years. It was dug out in modern times, and then awakened after the ice melted. , From the Ming Dynasty to modern times.

  The Ming Dynasty has only been four hundred years ago, so it is developing very fast.

A very ordinary popcorn movie. Except for the jokes played by He Ying, played by Donnie Yen, the other three people are very clever, with an IQ on the level line, even smarter than Jiang He, and soon accepted that he came hundreds of years later. Reality, and integrated into this society-Wang Baoqiang also learned some foreign language.

The boss of Jin Yiwei, played by Ren Dahua, understood his situation in a very short period of time. Then by chance, he ran into a modern police officer who looked a lot like him. He directly attacked and made the modern version disappear by itself, and then replaced it with his own skill. Promoted to become a modern inspector.

  In such a comparison, Jiang He is too weak.

  "This way..."

  Jiang He suddenly widened his eyes when he saw Ren Dahua's identity acquisition.

   "It's hard to find someone who looks like you. Even if you find you, you can't kill someone to replace it." Xu Qing didn't need to think about what she was thinking about.

"The crimes you committed in the Tang Dynasty can't be dealt with in modern times, but now that you have come to modern times, don't want to kill people anymore..." He said seriously, "and this is just a movie. Some places are naturally rationalized. In reality, there are too many details to actually operate."

"Oh."

   Jiang He gave up this plan, and the people who watched the movie flew over the wall, finally remembering that the movie is a movie, and reality is reality.

If in reality a fight like Yen Zidan did, the police would soon come over—Xu Qing’s fight with the ridiculous dog named Liangzi would not be called a fight, and even provoke the police. If you really do it, the consequences will only be even worse. serious.

  If you hit the police...

"boom!"

  Wang Baoqiang on the computer screen kicked a police officer away, and he had to chase him and give him two kicks.

  "If in reality, would he be shot and collapsed?" Jiang Hechao asked Xu Qing.

  "……"

  Xu Qing thought about the scene where Jiang He kicked Qin Hao in police uniform three meters away, and the consequences.

   "You will not be collapsed immediately, but it is inevitable to go to jail. If you don't want to go to jail, you can only continue to fight, and then you will be collapsed."

   "I don't want to go to jail."

   "So you will be shot."

  (End of this chapter)