My Wife is From a Thousand Years Ago

  Chapter 154 Is it true that normal people can make a bowl of water?

The subversion of the Three Views is a very serious matter. In martial arts, the temperament changes drastically, from a modest gentleman to an innocent demon, from a beautiful woman to a super smoky makeup, and from a madness, a disheveled vomiting blood... …

  What if you were blind?

   Jiang He's words are like classical Bingjiao, which makes Xu Qing's hand movements a bit slower.

   "Are you black?"

"Ok?"

   "It's okay. I won't watch if you let go. I'm a gentleman."

  Xu Qing said it as if it were true.

  "Then why should you pay attention to me and let it go?"

  "……"

  The logic is clear and methodical, so Xu Qing could not help expressing the emotion of the old father: "I've grown up."

   Jiang He turned around and glared at him, his head was about to move.

  What kind of stuff did you grow up? !

   "You get up, I'll do it myself!" Jiang He was angry, and even if he was taking advantage of the darkness outside, what else do he want to do now?

  I didn’t even get married, just want the bridal chamber to fail? !

Xu Qing was forced to put down the hair dryer, and was stared at and sat back on the sofa to watch Jiang He clumsily wiping her hair to dry her own. The spacious pajamas could not cover her delicate body, like a willow branch that just sprouts in spring. , Shake gently with the action.

  This small body can burst out such a huge power, it is not scientific at all, it must be studied carefully.

  Xu Qing, who is devoted to scientific development, put up Erlang’s legs and proposed: "Do you want to move to my house?"

   "Why should I move to your house?" Jiang He was surprised. This guy really wanted to have a bridal chamber, "We are not married yet!"

   "Well...I can't do anything. It's just that it's not suitable for you to sleep in the utility room. That bed is small and uncomfortable."

Xu Qing is telling the truth. Jiang He’s box-spring bed is only suitable for lying down and resting. If you sleep for a long time, it will be a little uncomfortable. "My room is Simmons, it's big and soft. You will know the difference if you try it. I can't beat you again. If you don't want to do anything, I can't do anything."

   "You want to have a bridal chamber with me, and you said you wouldn't do anything?" Jiang He was even more surprised. Does this person always treat her as a fool?

   Even in her time, she knew that sleeping in a room would definitely give birth to children! Unless there is any disease...

  "You can put a bowl of water in the middle of the bed, just like Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai."

   "I don't know the two people you mentioned, and what's the use of a bowl of water?"

"Ok……"

  Xu Qing thinks it makes sense. The most useful thing is Jiang He's kung fu, he can't get up even if he can start with him, a bowl of water is really useless.

  Scientific research has shown that the brain secretes a kind of dopamine at night, which affects people’s emotions and thoughts, and makes people excited and excited...

  Simply put, it is easy to be dominated by something. Xu Qing now regrets that he hadn't fooled Jiang He into the bed as a matter of course before, and he would be a disciple. Is it important to have someone who sleeps with the fragrance of incense and warmth?

"Anyway, sleeping in a big bed is very comfortable. You can experience it first. The two of us will change the room... Yes, you don’t need to sleep together. I will receive your things in my room later. I will receive them in your room and we will change them. Just change it."

   Xu Qing said that he had returned to the door of his bedroom, and his walking was a little unnatural. The main reason was that Jiang He's two calves were swayed and swayed along the chair, making people want to hold them in his hands and pinch them.

   "I don't want it!" Jiang He objected.

   "No, you want."

   "I feel comfortable sleeping there, so I don't need to change it."

   "You are my girlfriend. If someone knows that I sleep in the master bedroom and you sleep in the utility room, it will have a bad reputation for me, and I will be treated with colored eyes. I don't have to talk about it."

   "Who would know?"

   Jiang He has already dried his hair and pressed off the hair dryer. The noise in the living room disappeared and became quiet.

   "You sleep yours, I sleep mine, how can others know if you don't tell me?" Jiang He didn't want to change.

  It was originally a relationship of being taken in, and then becoming a boy and girl friend, now moving into the master bedroom, becoming the hostess of the house...

Okay, although I will definitely become a hostess in the future, it is definitely not possible now. Two people will either sleep in the master bedroom together or she sleeps in the utility room. There is no reason for Xu Qing to move to the utility room, making it seem like she is bullying Xu. The same as green.

And now that they are not married, sleeping together is definitely not good. If you are unmarried, you will be immersed in a pig cage. Erniang will run into Jiang He’s dream and scold her to death. Jiang He was thinking about it and heard Xu Qing say over there. "My dad knows that they scolded me when they came here last time, saying that the two of us should change."

   "Why does your dad say that?" Jiang He's eyes widened.

   "Maybe you are considered a daughter-in-law."

Xu Qing turned her body towards the bedroom, and then turned her head back and talked to her for a while before finally turning around and thinking about it: "You can also call his dad now. After all, if we break up, you will kill me. It’s the same morning and evening."

  Thinking of Xu Wenbin's face like a ghost in his head, Xu Qing couldn't help but laugh, startled the old man, and gave him a big fright. It must be fun.

   "No, it's too...too..." Jiang He shook his head, suffocating for a moment and didn't know what words to describe.

"It's okay, at best, you don't think you are too sensible at first, but after a long time, they will get used to it. If I want to break up with you, they will kill me too." Xu Qing squeezed the old couple's mentality to death. dead.

Anyway, when the identity problem is exposed in the future, Xu Wenbin and the two will have opinions. It is better to give them a brief and rude one to get them used to it. At most, Xu Wenbin and Zhou Suzhi will force a sentence, and they will still face Jiang He. For the face-saving people, if you call it two or three times, Xu Wenbin will respond, and it is really fragrant.

Facing his son, he would pick up his copper-headed leather belt and twitch it. Facing an outsider, Xu Wenbin would not be so irritable. On the contrary, he would be reasonable... Xu Qing saw Jiang He put his hands in his hair and fluttered, turned back to the bedroom, and turned his head back. Said: "Anyway, my dad said that we should change, you just need to move over, otherwise he will have to scold me next time, this is the welfare of the girlfriend."

Before Jiang Heying finished talking, Xu Qing went back to the house to pack up, stacking her pillows and quilts together, as well as the power bank data cable, straw sandals and pajamas, all packed together, ready to move to the sundries. Go inside.

   "I just borrowed, how can I squeeze the host's house away? No change." Jiang He said.

   "Then you call the master?"

  ? ?

   "Just kidding, your girlfriend squeezed your boyfriend away. This should be justified."

   Xu Qing came out holding the quilt, kicked the sofa and said, "If you don't accept it, I will help you."

"I will do it myself!"

Seeing that Xu Qing had put things away, Jiang He was very determined and had to change it. He still had her straw sandals in his hand. He couldn't help but think of the two long socks that she was hanging in the room, and he went back into the house nervously. Close the door tightly and pack your equipment.

   "Do you want to help? You don't seem to have much." Xu Qing asked outside the door.

   "No need!"

  After a while, Jiang He was wearing pajamas, holding the quilt in his arms, opening the door, and stepping into Xu Qing’s house.

  There are also shoes in the corner, her sword, mobile phone, a pile of clothes, things in the utility room and the master bedroom are all exchanged to complete the exchange.

  Xu Qing began to move to the utility room, and gave Jiang He the master bedroom.

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  (End of this chapter)