My Wife is From a Thousand Years Ago

  Chapter 16 Our Model

  The washing machine rumblingly started to work, making a peculiar noise.

   Jiang He's ear tips are slightly red, and he sits on the sofa and continues to watch historical science videos.

  Xu Qing flirted with the cat and glanced at her from time to time.

  Look at her foot again.

  It's not right... I changed her slippers that day to see her feet were fine.

  Recalling what happened a few days ago, Xu Qing was puzzled. After thinking for a while, he picked up the phone and typed.

  「When did the foot wraps appear」

  Take a look at Baidu, there are a lot of answers, some say Sui, some say Southern Tang, and more are from the late Northern Song Dynasty...

   "Cough...then what, lift your foot."

   "Do not lift."

   "That was..." Xu Qing couldn't go on half of his words, and Jiang He was staring at him in embarrassment.

   Seeing her like this, something flashed through Xu Qing's mind, and he patted her thigh, hi!

  She didn’t wear a bunch of clothes of various sizes that she bought that day!

   Wrap a hairy foot, that thing is basically...

  Xu Qing's eyes swept over subconsciously, Jiang He who was staring at him was startled and angry.

   "Deng the disciple!"

"what?"

  Clang!

  The iron dart fell on the table, Xu Qing shut his mouth, turned around holding the cat, and looked at the booming washing machine and smacked his tongue.

  It turned out not to be malnourished, but it was wrapped up.

  I don’t know if shadow affects development...

  Winter Melon lay softly on his lap, irritated by the washing machine noise, got up and swayed twice, gently jumped on Jiang He's leg, curled his tail on his stomach.

  Xu Qing, who had no cats to play with, was very melancholy. Sitting in a chair bored to open Baidu, click on the word Deng’s apprentice, and search.

  "A beautiful woman in the world... well, there is no beautiful woman in the world comparable to that of Chu. The beautiful lady of Chu is the best in her hometown. Among the beautiful women in her hometown, the most top-notch is a girl from the east."

  Xu Qing began to recite with eloquence, Jiang He frowned and saw that he didn't make a sound, but his ears were quietly propped up.

"This girl is of moderate stature, not tall or short, and her complexion is naturally beautiful, without powder or rouge. Nothing is not beautiful in her eyebrows, skin, waist, and teeth. When she smiles slightly, it is hard to describe that beauty. I don't know how many people are fascinated."

   Secretly glanced at Jiang He, Xu Qing's mouth remained unstopped, forcing him to tell the story of Deng's disciple:

  "It’s not the same as a disciple. His wife...oh, his wife has messy hair, slanted ears, chapped lips, and missing teeth—it’s terrible.

  Walking up, he was bent over and limped, and was covered with scabies, and was also suffering from severe hemorrhoids...but Deng's disciple liked her very much, and had five children with her! "

   "Five!" Xu Qing opened his palm and shook it twice, with an exaggerated tone, "Awesome, right?"

  ? ? ?

   Jiang He looked at him inexplicably.

   "What is this called? This is a good man."

  Xu Qing shook her head, "Married such an ugly woman, can still be in love with her, live in harmony, full of children and grandchildren, family harmony and happiness... really a role model for our generation!"

  The words fell, he held a fist at Jiang He, "Xie Nv Xia praise!"

  "..."

  "..."

   Jiang He looked dazed.

"Eh, right, are you there... If the benefactor looks ugly when repaying his gratitude, he will say: Repay him by being a cow and a horse in the next life; if the benefactor is okay, he will say: No retribution, little girl Yishen...that Xiangxu?" Xu Qing asked.

   "What Xu..." Jiang He gritted his teeth angrily, "Deng the apprentice!"

   "Xie Nv Xia praise!"

  "..."

   "Hahaha, don't stare, just kidding."

  Xu Qingle, it’s fun to tease the heroine.

  After this interruption, Jiang He's feeling of the strange feeling that Xu Qing had just held by Xu Qing in his heart disappeared. He rubbed the fat body of winter melon twice, and looked at the computer to learn history again.

  When the washing machine stopped, the takeaway just delivered. Two servings of braised chicken rice, Jiang He put away the computer, and Xu Qing put the clothes on the air and wiped her hands over to eat.

  In fact, if you don’t consider the issue of identity, it would be quite fun to leave a heroine here, but I don’t know if she will learn modern life in the future if it will be so fun.

   "What's fun on your side? You don't just fight and kill every day, right?" Xu Qing asked as he ate.

   Jiang He stopped chopsticks for a while and said, "Hunting."

   "I really know how to play."

  Xu Qing was unable to complain, "I will download a few games for you to experience later."

  Hearing what he said he didn't understand, Jiang He didn't follow up, just ate silently.

  If you have to ask about everything you don’t understand, she won’t have to do anything else this day.

  ...

  After eating, Xu Qing fell into a state of nothing to do again-usually at this time he is either sitting in front of the computer watching movies looking for material, or studying the stock market electrocardiogram. Since Jiang He came here, his life has been completely messed up.

  "Let’s find a video for you to watch."

  Thinking about it, Xu Qing remembered what she was going to do before eating, and went to the computer to crackle, searching for a video tutorial on correct bra wearing.

  This thing is easy to find, just search it. After clicking on the hottest one, he checked the video time, got up and left, leaving Jiang He alone in the living room to study.

  Although the long white cloth can also be used, it shouldn’t be a bad practice to stick to the bad habits in the best times to enjoy the modern times.

  What's more, clothes can’t be bought for nothing...Xu Qing is a bit obsessive-compulsive, so she has to use it if she buys it.

Yes, it is like that.

  In just five minutes, Xu Qing came out of the bedroom with a pinch. Jiang He's face flushed, and his lips moved twice. He seemed to want to say loudly that he was a disciple, but after all, he did not speak.

  "Your life here is like this...so...is it mad?" She held back for a while and finally asked.

  "What is slutty?" Xu Qing was surprised, "Isn't it normal to let myself dress comfortably and enjoy life?"

"shameless!"

   "What is shame?"

   "Just...just..." Jiang He couldn't say anything, his small fists were tightly squeezed, as if he wanted to blow him up.

   "You are pedantic."

  Xu Qing looked at her and wanted to laugh out loud. It was so fun.

"Have you seen it in the street? Those women, with their legs and waist... That's all personal freedom." He stretched out his hand and gestured over himself, "Men Neutros, why can't women show it? That's the truth, you can't Accept that you can wear long-sleeved trousers, but you can’t go to someone and say that they don’t have shame."

   "Unacceptable!" Jiang He said loudly.

   "Okay, okay, don't accept it if you don't accept it, anyway, I didn't let you wear those. This one wears the inside—I shut up and don't say it."

Seeing her getting more and more annoyed, Xu Qing changed the subject wisely, shaking the mouse to find her previous game library, "The games here are super fun... Scientific research shows that 90% of people learn to play games at first. Computer, I believe you are not the remaining ten percent."

  Teaching Jiang He to play Super Mario like a mentally handicapped child, Xu Qing also watched her and found that she had no interest in the game and immediately switched to another one.

  More than an hour later.

  Facts have proved that Jiang He has no sense of substitution for these inexplicable games. Although he is quick to get started, he has been lacking in interest. He only glanced at the dress-up game on a small broken website.

   "Well... I will teach you how to fight the landlords."

  Xu Qing pondered for a moment, and decided to try again.

  I have to find something for her to do, otherwise every day I think about running out in the middle of the night, or thinking about how to practice qigong is not appropriate.

   Take a step back and say, in case Jiang He someday understands this society, he will leave without saying hello and go wandering, or go to find her Changan Gusu or something...

  It’s not as good as playing games at home.

  (End of this chapter)